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GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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mr. furley
Footballguy
tim's "Lies About Hitler" thread seems to be going well
-fish-
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
is that leather, plastic or pleather?
regardless it works for me
regardless it works for me
charvik
Footballguy
Walgreen has a decent number of different ones.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Currently driving 5 mph on the way to the Rangers ballpark. Sprung for some nice seats for myself and my buddy who went all out hosting my bachelor party. 5 rows behind home dugout. :cos:
Child Bride's party is tonight, which seems like a good excuse for a stopover at the shake joint after the game.
Child Bride's party is tonight, which seems like a good excuse for a stopover at the shake joint after the game.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Make that 2nd row behind dugout.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Watching Silver Linings Playbook. Man oh man am I head over heels for Jennifer Lawrence. Moreso than when I was into Emma Stone or Amanda Seyfried.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
She's awesome in that.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
How the F do you change your avatar on this new board?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Watched Argo tonight.
I can see how one could mistake Joseph Gordon Levitt in Looper, maybe. But Ben Affleck in Argo?
Sorry GM. I'm just poking fun. You don't need to take another hiaytis.
I can see how one could mistake Joseph Gordon Levitt in Looper, maybe. But Ben Affleck in Argo?
Sorry GM. I'm just poking fun. You don't need to take another hiaytis.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Let's see...
Helicopter ride was awesome. The best part was on the cab ride there this dude in our group asks where we were from. I tell him ask the same question and he replied central Cali. I was wearing the cat shirt and said I have a good friend that lives in Bfield. He says "oh that place is a sgithole". (I wasn't kidding about how presumptuous most of these people are) Now I'm not going to sit back and let this cockring put down our GBs town. So I say, "yeah my friend is a history teacher <insert embellish> he won Jeopardy five times. Won Ben Stein's money too. He certainly could be extremely wealthy but he feels he has a calling in life to educate our children. As a matter of fact Alex Trebeck said he was one of the smartest, most charismatic person he has ever had on the show. Of course that was before Ken Jenning." Well that shut his dumb ### up. His wife hears me and says she's a teacher too. I just smile and say that's great.
We end up getting the front row of the helicopter which was perfect and I was happy snob boy had to sit in the back. On the way back to the hotel his wife (they've been married a year and in their 50's) turns to me and says "those waterfalls were....um.... And then at the same time I say" they weren't very substantial" and says "like, small" I shouldn't be going off on her because she was very sweet and I'm not exactly a rocket surgeon myself . I waited a couple of minutes turned to her and said so you're a teacher! I'm really good at this and pretended to study her face. I then exclaimed art teacher! Bingo. She was more than a little impressed with my psychic skills. So I banged her and finished in her hair.
Also Silly invited us to their lake house this summer. They only live about 90 miles from us.
Helicopter ride was awesome. The best part was on the cab ride there this dude in our group asks where we were from. I tell him ask the same question and he replied central Cali. I was wearing the cat shirt and said I have a good friend that lives in Bfield. He says "oh that place is a sgithole". (I wasn't kidding about how presumptuous most of these people are) Now I'm not going to sit back and let this cockring put down our GBs town. So I say, "yeah my friend is a history teacher <insert embellish> he won Jeopardy five times. Won Ben Stein's money too. He certainly could be extremely wealthy but he feels he has a calling in life to educate our children. As a matter of fact Alex Trebeck said he was one of the smartest, most charismatic person he has ever had on the show. Of course that was before Ken Jenning." Well that shut his dumb ### up. His wife hears me and says she's a teacher too. I just smile and say that's great.
We end up getting the front row of the helicopter which was perfect and I was happy snob boy had to sit in the back. On the way back to the hotel his wife (they've been married a year and in their 50's) turns to me and says "those waterfalls were....um.... And then at the same time I say" they weren't very substantial" and says "like, small" I shouldn't be going off on her because she was very sweet and I'm not exactly a rocket surgeon myself . I waited a couple of minutes turned to her and said so you're a teacher! I'm really good at this and pretended to study her face. I then exclaimed art teacher! Bingo. She was more than a little impressed with my psychic skills. So I banged her and finished in her hair.
Also Silly invited us to their lake house this summer. They only live about 90 miles from us.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I still have not seen Silver Linings Playbook, nor do know what it's about. It could be about a ######ed space monkey who uses his psychic feces throwing powers to kill Bin Laden while smuggling a bunch of annoying diplomats out of Tehran. I have no clue.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Sorry about the lack of replies too. I sucks at phone posting.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
WTFLet's see...Helicopter ride was awesome. The best part was on the cab ride there this dude in our group asks where we were from. I tell him ask the same question and he replied central Cali. I was wearing the cat shirt and said I have a good friend that lives in Bfield. He says "oh that place is a sgithole". (I wasn't kidding about how presumptuous most of these people are) Now I'm not going to sit back and let this cockring put down our GBs town. So I say, "yeah my friend is a history teacher <insert embellish> he won Jeopardy five times. Won Ben Stein's money too. He certainly could be extremely wealthy but he feels he has a calling in life to educate our children. As a matter of fact Alex Trebeck said he was one of the smartest, most charismatic person he has ever had on the show. Of course that was before Ken Jenning." Well that shut his dumb ### up. His wife hears me and says she's a teacher too. I just smile and say that's great.We end up getting the front row of the helicopter which was perfect and I was happy snob boy had to sit in the back. On the way back to the hotel his wife (they've been married a year and in their 50's) turns to me and says "those waterfalls were....um.... And then at the same time I say" they weren't very substantial" and says "like, small" I shouldn't be going off on her because she was very sweet and I'm not exactly a rocket surgeon myself . I waited a couple of minutes turned to her and said so you're a teacher! I'm really good at this and pretended to study her face. I then exclaimed art teacher! Bingo. She was more than a little impressed with my psychic skills. So I banged her and finished in her hair.Also Silly invited us to their lake house this summer. They only live about 90 miles from us.
Also I'm pretty sure Tanner would be the first to admit that Bfield is indeed a sh!thole.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I don't get it. I haven't seen her in films, but in those pics she looks like the illegal younger sister of the chick from Jerry Macguire.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Spoiler-ish synopsis: Guy somehow goes clinically insane after catching his wife showering with an older, very bald colleague. Loses his job and has a restraining order against him, yet is inexplicably still married. I think they're on a "break." Anyway, movie starts with some Ken Kesey inspired imagery: psycho guy spitting out his crazy pill while being sent to live with his parents at home. Lots of pining for the unseen ex while lapsing into and out of delusional states. DeNiro runs some kind of sports book and is more superstitious than Wade Boggs, but this movie is set in Philadelphia, so we see a lot of DeSean Jackson's jersey in this one. Meets JLaw at dinner with mutual friends. She's still recovering from her husband meeting a tragic end. The two nutjobs, who don't seem all that nutty really, play hard to get with one another until they decide to reenact scenes from 80s dance movies. Chris Tucker talks fast as the black friend. Crazy + crazy = totally healthy. What wife? The end.
strykerpks
Footballguy
People say dumb things. You don't need to give them attitude every time.Let's see...Helicopter ride was awesome. The best part was on the cab ride there this dude in our group asks where we were from. I tell him ask the same question and he replied central Cali. I was wearing the cat shirt and said I have a good friend that lives in Bfield. He says "oh that place is a sgithole". (I wasn't kidding about how presumptuous most of these people are) Now I'm not going to sit back and let this cockring put down our GBs town. So I say, "yeah my friend is a history teacher <insert embellish> he won Jeopardy five times. Won Ben Stein's money too. He certainly could be extremely wealthy but he feels he has a calling in life to educate our children. As a matter of fact Alex Trebeck said he was one of the smartest, most charismatic person he has ever had on the show. Of course that was before Ken Jenning." Well that shut his dumb ### up. His wife hears me and says she's a teacher too. I just smile and say that's great.We end up getting the front row of the helicopter which was perfect and I was happy snob boy had to sit in the back. On the way back to the hotel his wife (they've been married a year and in their 50's) turns to me and says "those waterfalls were....um.... And then at the same time I say" they weren't very substantial" and says "like, small" I shouldn't be going off on her because she was very sweet and I'm not exactly a rocket surgeon myself . I waited a couple of minutes turned to her and said so you're a teacher! I'm really good at this and pretended to study her face. I then exclaimed art teacher! Bingo. She was more than a little impressed with my psychic skills. So I banged her and finished in her hair.Also Silly invited us to their lake house this summer. They only live about 90 miles from us.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
, sometimes 
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Believe me, I don't. This guy acted like his house smelled of rich mahogany and he had many leather bonded books. Snobs piss me off. Little hurt you would think I get on every person that says something stupid.People say dumb things. You don't need to give them attitude every time.Let's see...Helicopter ride was awesome. The best part was on the cab ride there this dude in our group asks where we were from. I tell him ask the same question and he replied central Cali. I was wearing the cat shirt and said I have a good friend that lives in Bfield. He says "oh that place is a sgithole". (I wasn't kidding about how presumptuous most of these people are) Now I'm not going to sit back and let this cockring put down our GBs town. So I say, "yeah my friend is a history teacher <insert embellish> he won Jeopardy five times. Won Ben Stein's money too. He certainly could be extremely wealthy but he feels he has a calling in life to educate our children. As a matter of fact Alex Trebeck said he was one of the smartest, most charismatic person he has ever had on the show. Of course that was before Ken Jenning." Well that shut his dumb ### up. His wife hears me and says she's a teacher too. I just smile and say that's great.We end up getting the front row of the helicopter which was perfect and I was happy snob boy had to sit in the back. On the way back to the hotel his wife (they've been married a year and in their 50's) turns to me and says "those waterfalls were....um.... And then at the same time I say" they weren't very substantial" and says "like, small" I shouldn't be going off on her because she was very sweet and I'm not exactly a rocket surgeon myself . I waited a couple of minutes turned to her and said so you're a teacher! I'm really good at this and pretended to study her face. I then exclaimed art teacher! Bingo. She was more than a little impressed with my psychic skills. So I banged her and finished in her hair.Also Silly invited us to their lake house this summer. They only live about 90 miles from us.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
She's moved into my offiicial #2 spot. She'd be #1 but Tiffani Thiessen has a lifetime appointment.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Which version?Tiffani Thiessen has a lifetime appointment.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Sorry GB, I wasn't there. I'm Matt. I jump to conclusions. From the way it was portrayed you gave him the stinkeye from a simple comment about Bakersfield. You know I'd house you if the stupid, POS, head hunting, AB drinking Cardinals played the Crew in the NLCS againBelieve me, I don't. This guy acted like his house smelled of rich mahogany and he had many leather bonded books. Snobs piss me off. Little hurt you would think I get on every person that says something stupid.People say dumb things. You don't need to give them attitude every time.Let's see...Helicopter ride was awesome. The best part was on the cab ride there this dude in our group asks where we were from. I tell him ask the same question and he replied central Cali. I was wearing the cat shirt and said I have a good friend that lives in Bfield. He says "oh that place is a sgithole". (I wasn't kidding about how presumptuous most of these people are) Now I'm not going to sit back and let this cockring put down our GBs town. So I say, "yeah my friend is a history teacher <insert embellish> he won Jeopardy five times. Won Ben Stein's money too. He certainly could be extremely wealthy but he feels he has a calling in life to educate our children. As a matter of fact Alex Trebeck said he was one of the smartest, most charismatic person he has ever had on the show. Of course that was before Ken Jenning." Well that shut his dumb ### up. His wife hears me and says she's a teacher too. I just smile and say that's great.We end up getting the front row of the helicopter which was perfect and I was happy snob boy had to sit in the back. On the way back to the hotel his wife (they've been married a year and in their 50's) turns to me and says "those waterfalls were....um.... And then at the same time I say" they weren't very substantial" and says "like, small" I shouldn't be going off on her because she was very sweet and I'm not exactly a rocket surgeon myself . I waited a couple of minutes turned to her and said so you're a teacher! I'm really good at this and pretended to study her face. I then exclaimed art teacher! Bingo. She was more than a little impressed with my psychic skills. So I banged her and finished in her hair.Also Silly invited us to their lake house this summer. They only live about 90 miles from us.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
That's why she's untouchable. She's got two 10s.Which version?Tiffani Thiessen has a lifetime appointment.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Probably #1 fan of Kelly Kapowski.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Hopefully the slutty version from 90210 or even Son in Law, and not the cokctease that led Zack on for years from SBTB. Although Zack should have realized his own potential and been hitting everything else in the school...but I digress.Which version?Tiffani Thiessen has a lifetime appointment.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Zack did hit everything else in the school.Hopefully the slutty version from 90210 or even Son in Law, and not the cokctease that led Zack on for years from SBTB. Although Zack should have realized his own potential and been hitting everything else in the school...but I digress.Which version?Tiffani Thiessen has a lifetime appointment.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Sorry, when Johnny Dakota offered him pot and he narc'd on him, I refuse to believe he hit anything. Guy went to California University a virgin (Tori probably gave him a handy at some point though)Zack did hit everything else in the school.Hopefully the slutty version from 90210 or even Son in Law, and not the cokctease that led Zack on for years from SBTB. Although Zack should have realized his own potential and been hitting everything else in the school...but I digress.Which version?Tiffani Thiessen has a lifetime appointment.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Good movie, no?Watched Argo tonight.
I can see how one could mistake Joseph Gordon Levitt in Looper, maybe. But Ben Affleck in Argo?
Sorry GM. I'm just poking fun. You don't need to take another hiaytis.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Sorry, man. I dream that you announce bocce/corn toss games over am radio between GMTANNERS when I dream lucid dreams. Perhaps one day soon. Tought break, old friend.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Re: Celeb babe chat
#1 Fan of Scarlett Johansson.
Nobody else is even close for me.
#1 Fan of Scarlett Johansson.
Nobody else is even close for me.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Does he cheat or is he one of the good guys?
kevzilla
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
He's clean.
phishphan
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I know there's a fair share of comic book movie haters here, but fwiw Iron Man 3 was actually a good action flick with good timing and plot.
:ducks and covers:
:ducks and covers:
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
20 relatives at Ao for a family reunion.
Migas for breakfast, light lunch assorted salads, and Oysters Rockefeller and Catfish Court Bouillon for dinner.
Found out one uncle just diagnosed with Alzh., another unc. significantly progressing thru his stages of dementia and my dad freaking out a couple days ago because of his increasing memory lapses. He's the oldest but healthiest (brain) of all of them. Ugh.
Think I'll eat a couple of vikes, have some beers and power thru the cooking while watching the derby and shucking oysters.
I do have a couple of cool cousins to help out and drink with.
Migas for breakfast, light lunch assorted salads, and Oysters Rockefeller and Catfish Court Bouillon for dinner.
Found out one uncle just diagnosed with Alzh., another unc. significantly progressing thru his stages of dementia and my dad freaking out a couple days ago because of his increasing memory lapses. He's the oldest but healthiest (brain) of all of them. Ugh.
Think I'll eat a couple of vikes, have some beers and power thru the cooking while watching the derby and shucking oysters.
I do have a couple of cool cousins to help out and drink with.
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