GM's thread about nothing (10 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm brave enough to say Bako blows even though I think our GB TB is a saintBob, don't fight me

I wouldn't fight over anything so stupid. I guess I was more shocked than anything. This guy was a stranger but in our group. You introduce yourself and then put down the first thing I say and about who I described as a good friend. Okay. Speaking of fighting I was talking to this guy at the end of the night last night at a bar on the beach. He asked if I had kids, told him about the boys and he says I bet they never get out of line, you are a scary looking guy. I flashback to a conversation GM and myself had at coshole and start crying laughing. I was seriously drunk. Like 30 Jack and cokes drunk, I apologize but he just and walked away. Submarine ride was only $100 for both of us.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I wasn't lying when I said its the best breakfast dish ever.

Is there salsa or pico de gallo involved?

Your chopped vegetable usually include tomato, onion and jalepeno (which is pico de gallo or most salsas) but doesn't have to. You can also top it with pico or salsa.

Yum.

Cos whipped up a batch of these on Super Bowl morning. My God, are they good. Great hangover breakfast.

Discovered a leak in the roof over my guest room. I have no idea how long it has been been leaking because I rarely go in there. My brother actually noticed it during a recent stay. The sheetrock on the ceiling and wall was discolored, both in the room itself and in the closet (where the 'rock had actually started disintegrating). After an exhaustive search (one company wanted to "general contract" the project and bring in subs to do the work; wtf?), I found a handyman to fix it on homeadvisor.com. He did a great job and finished up yesterday. I told him I'd take him to lunch and he suggested the new Tilted Kilt that opened in Harrisonburg. For those that aren't perverts, the Tilted Kilt is like Hooters with better food - attractive young lasses wearing short "kilts", bare midriffs, and boobs pushed up to their chins. Since Harrisonburg is a college town (JMU) and not much else, the staff their is mostly made up of coeds. Anyway, my eyeballs are still a little bouncy this morning.

Next on the Uruk-goes-broke list is a whole-house generator. Got a Generac propane mchine being delivered Tuesday and should be all hooked up by Saturday. I'm too ####### old to deal with not having power for 18 hours, as has happened twice in the last year. I was gonna pick and choose which circuits I wanted to run but the electrician told me it's not even worth it these days if you're installing a permanent generator (as opposed to firing up a gasoline unit to run your fridge) - for less than $1k more, I can run the whole house. I also have to have propane tanks set since there is no integrated propane or natural gas service here. In addition, I'm having a surge protector put on my circuit panel and am having a better grounding system installed. All told, $7,200 for what's basically peace-of-mind and I'll probably never lose power again but screw it....

I have a Mallard hen sitting eggs under a bush in my yard (none of that is a euphemism for anything). I peeked in when she was gone and there are at least 9 eggs (maybe more, but there's a ton of feathers). I wish she'd hatch the damned things already because I have some work to do around there but don't want to piss her off again. I was out there, blissfully ignorant as always of what's happening around me, pulling weeds a couple of weeks ago and all of a sudden one of the bushes came alive. Scared the hell out of me. She came out hissing and wings flapping. So now I go out every few days and toss her bread crumbs because I feel guilty for disturbung her

 

[kevzilla]

The idea of a brood of ducklings following Uruk around because they think he's their daddy...well, it just makes me happy.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

The idea of a brood of ducklings following Uruk around because they think he's their daddy...well, it just makes me happy.

What do you think I should name each?

Uruk-Quack

Bill (duh and a double-something)

Howard

Daffy

Donald

Hughey

Dewey

Louie

Migas

Problem is that most won't make it to adulthood

 

[Guster]

So, I've been up for 2+ hours now and everyone else is still sleeping, so took the time to catch up on the thread.

GM > invites for the weekend went out over text and I threw an open invite out in this thread

Fun day at the derby. Didn't see a single horse race except for the one that cost Tre a couple layers of skin and a pint of blood.

So much drinking. So much rain. And then there was the enormous burger that KO'd Uni, leaving him looking like a homeless man sheltered in the back seat of the car while Thorn and I went into the karaoke bar for some quality people watching

No clue what today will have in store, but there have been talks of hitting the casino

 

[Abraham]

Glad you guys are having fun. Who made it? Uni and thorn?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

C

So, I've been up for 2+ hours now and everyone else is still sleeping, so took the time to catch up on the thread.GM > invites for the weekend went out over text and I threw an open invite out in this thread Fun day at the derby. Didn't see a single horse race except for the one that cost Tre a couple layers of skin and a pint of blood.So much drinking. So much rain. And then there was the enormous burger that KO'd Uni, leaving him looking like a homeless man sheltered in the back seat of the car while Thorn and I went into the karaoke bar for some quality people watching No clue what today will have in store, but there have been talks of hitting the casino

Can I assume Thorn didn't lock you out of your room this time?

 

[Guster]

Glad you guys are having fun. Who made it? Uni and thorn?

and Tre and PV

 

[Guster]

C

So, I've been up for 2+ hours now and everyone else is still sleeping, so took the time to catch up on the thread.GM > invites for the weekend went out over text and I threw an open invite out in this thread Fun day at the derby. Didn't see a single horse race except for the one that cost Tre a couple layers of skin and a pint of blood.So much drinking. So much rain. And then there was the enormous burger that KO'd Uni, leaving him looking like a homeless man sheltered in the back seat of the car while Thorn and I went into the karaoke bar for some quality people watching No clue what today will have in store, but there have been talks of hitting the casino

Can I assume Thorn didn't lock you out of your room this time?

nopeI'm still impressed that he found his way back here on Friday night. He got "separated" from the group when a stage 5 clinger took a liking to him. We ended up hitting one more bar and didn't hear from him again. I was shocked when I made the rounds yesterday morning to wake people up and he was in his bed

 

[Crazy Canuck]

The idea of a brood of ducklings following Uruk around because they think he's their daddy...well, it just makes me happy.

What do you think I should name each?

Uruk-Quack

Bill (duh and a double-something)

Howard

Daffy

Donald

Hughey

Dewey

Louie

Migas

Problem is that most won't make it to adulthood

This is awesome. But whatever you do, don't let Cos anywhere near them.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

You Derby people and handsome bald headed Hawaiian studs put me to shame.

My Saturday night consisted of nursing my hungover wife, then sucking down some Nitro Milk Stout and a couple pints of Founder's DOOM IPA with a little Jameson on the side, all while watching NIN videos (no idea why - I think I saw one on FB or something), Iron Man 1, and when I was real lit, Apocalypse Now.

Party on!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

C

So, I've been up for 2+ hours now and everyone else is still sleeping, so took the time to catch up on the thread.GM > invites for the weekend went out over text and I threw an open invite out in this thread Fun day at the derby. Didn't see a single horse race except for the one that cost Tre a couple layers of skin and a pint of blood.So much drinking. So much rain. And then there was the enormous burger that KO'd Uni, leaving him looking like a homeless man sheltered in the back seat of the car while Thorn and I went into the karaoke bar for some quality people watching No clue what today will have in store, but there have been talks of hitting the casino

Can I assume Thorn didn't lock you out of your room this time?

nopeI'm still impressed that he found his way back here on Friday night. He got "separated" from the group when a stage 5 clinger took a liking to him. We ended up hitting one more bar and didn't hear from him again. I was shocked when I made the rounds yesterday morning to wake people up and he was in his bed

C

So, I've been up for 2+ hours now and everyone else is still sleeping, so took the time to catch up on the thread.GM > invites for the weekend went out over text and I threw an open invite out in this thread Fun day at the derby. Didn't see a single horse race except for the one that cost Tre a couple layers of skin and a pint of blood.So much drinking. So much rain. And then there was the enormous burger that KO'd Uni, leaving him looking like a homeless man sheltered in the back seat of the car while Thorn and I went into the karaoke bar for some quality people watching No clue what today will have in store, but there have been talks of hitting the casino

Can I assume Thorn didn't lock you out of your room this time?

nopeI'm still impressed that he found his way back here on Friday night. He got "separated" from the group when a stage 5 clinger took a liking to him. We ended up hitting one more bar and didn't hear from him again. I was shocked when I made the rounds yesterday morning to wake people up and he was in his bed

Example of Stage 5 clinger, please

 

[Uruk-Hai]

The idea of a brood of ducklings following Uruk around because they think he's their daddy...well, it just makes me happy.

What do you think I should name each?

Uruk-Quack

Bill (duh and a double-something)

Howard

Daffy

Donald

Hughey

Dewey

Louie

Migas

Problem is that most won't make it to adulthood

This is awesome. But whatever you do, don't let Cos anywhere near them.

I've eaten more duck than I wanted to when I was a kid (any sustenance in a storm and all that; we was a bit poor), but I have no doubt cos could mix duck into Migas and make it fantastic.

 

[YSR]

what happened to YSR? she still post here?

penis happened to YSR. No shtick.

Great truths being spoken here.

I'm proud of you, BK, for keeping this name going for so long. I imagine your two boys keep you out of trouble enough for you to stay unbanned.

Speaking of being penised, I had a baby shower in SC yesterday and my friend Erin (she is the one who called Frosty and Tanner a collective "****" on my FB when they did that random "congratulations" shtick a couple of years ago) came through HUGE:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

 

[Annyong]

what happened to YSR? she still post here?

penis happened to YSR. No shtick.

Great truths being spoken here.

I'm proud of you, BK, for keeping this name going for so long. I imagine your two boys keep you out of trouble enough for you to stay unbanned.

Speaking of being penised, I had a baby shower in SC yesterday and my friend Erin (she is the one who called Frosty and Tanner a collective "****" on my FB when they did that random "congratulations" shtick a couple of years ago) came through HUGE:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Awesome

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Those are the greatest onesies ever.

 

[Frostillicus]

what happened to YSR? she still post here?

penis happened to YSR. No shtick.

Great truths being spoken here.

I'm proud of you, BK, for keeping this name going for so long. I imagine your two boys keep you out of trouble enough for you to stay unbanned.

Speaking of being penised, I had a baby shower in SC yesterday and my friend Erin (she is the one who called Frosty and Tanner a collective "****" on my FB when they did that random "congratulations" shtick a couple of years ago) came through HUGE:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

I did what now?

 

[T Bell]

 

[Bogart]

Those are the greatest onesies ever.

 

[T Bell]

what happened to YSR? she still post here?

penis happened to YSR. No shtick.

Great truths being spoken here.

I'm proud of you, BK, for keeping this name going for so long. I imagine your two boys keep you out of trouble enough for you to stay unbanned.

Speaking of being penised, I had a baby shower in SC yesterday and my friend Erin (she is the one who called Frosty and Tanner a collective "****" on my FB when they did that random "congratulations" shtick a couple of years ago) came through HUGE:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Awesome

^This

 

[General Malaise]

So, I've been up for 2+ hours now and everyone else is still sleeping, so took the time to catch up on the thread.GM > invites for the weekend went out over text and I threw an open invite out in this thread Fun day at the derby. Didn't see a single horse race except for the one that cost Tre a couple layers of skin and a pint of blood.So much drinking. So much rain. And then there was the enormous burger that KO'd Uni, leaving him looking like a homeless man sheltered in the back seat of the car while Thorn and I went into the karaoke bar for some quality people watching No clue what today will have in store, but there have been talks of hitting the casino

MOAR!

I was just joking about missing this one. Between Austin and Mississippi, my travel budget was wiped out. Plus, I'm pretty sure I would die at the Derby.

 

[krista4]

I also hope we've all been praying for Krista and her early flight woes.

Thanks for the well wishes; made it to Detroit and one leg to go. To make matters worse, on the Singapore to Tokyo flight they ran out of champagne. Ok, that didn't really happen. We're not savages.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I also hope we've all been praying for Krista and her early flight woes.

Thanks for the well wishes; made it to Detroit and one leg to go. To make matters worse, on the Singapore to Tokyo flight they ran out of champagne. Ok, that didn't really happen. We're not savages.

I was talking to a guy last night that was on our plane and in the priority seating. Said 1st class was on their fourth set of China before he got a drink. Then they didn't have any vodka because someone (me) drank it all. YSR, pretty sure that was me with the Congrats thing. Awesome shirts. Gusher and gang, I'm sure that was a great time.

 

[General Malaise]

I wish she'd hatch the damned things already because I have some work to do around there but don't want to piss her off again. I was out there, blissfully ignorant as always of what's happening around me, pulling weeds a couple of weeks ago and all of a sudden one of the bushes came alive. Scared the hell out of me. She came out hissing and wings flapping. So now I go out every few days and toss her bread crumbs because I feel guilty for disturbung her

A garter snake slithered out across the bike path a couple weeks ago and scared me so badly I almost wrecked. Might have been smaller than my penis, but no less frightening.

PENIS!

 

[General Malaise]

Cinco De Mayolaise impromptu party last night with my freshly divorced friend Dave and my wife's hot single friend Jodi, who recently broke it off with her long time BF who I think might be gay, NTTAWWT, unless, of course, you're in a relationship with him. He casually told her one night early into their relationship that he had slept with his best friend. A handful of times. Just curious. I really like the guy, but I'm glad they broke up. I love Jodi, so don't want her stuck with a guy who might prefer playing for the other team.

Anyhow, fish tacos, black beans, spanish rice, Mexican Coors Light, lots of wines, la ganja, tiki torches, fire pit, perfect weather outside. Fun night. They were selling wild caught cod and Steelhead Trout for a song at Albertsons. Cajuned those bad boys up and grilled them to perfection. And yes, I know Steelhead Trout is not designed for fish tacos, but man....there wasn't a morsel left. Lots of cod left over, however. Probably because of its name. What a horrible name for a food product. Cod? Worse than Velveeta.

Another perfect day in Portland. Best weather in the country and it can't be close. Flag football for Coop, soccer for both later. Hoping there's a dinner out with my lovely wife and daughter somewhere with a patio, then back home to watch the last few episodes of Wires Season Dos.

Guster, feel free to out-word me here with your next Derby Write Up. We're all waiting.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cinco De Mayolaise impromptu party last night with my freshly divorced friend Dave and my wife's hot single friend Jodi, who recently broke it off with her long time BF who I think might be gay, NTTAWWT, unless, of course, you're in a relationship with him. He casually told her one night early into their relationship that he had slept with his best friend. A handful of times. Just curious. I really like the guy, but I'm glad they broke up. I love Jodi, so don't want her stuck with a guy who might prefer playing for the other team. Anyhow, fish tacos, black beans, spanish rice, Mexican Coors Light, lots of wines, la ganja, tiki torches, fire pit, perfect weather outside. Fun night. They were selling wild caught cod and Steelhead Trout for a song at Albertsons. Cajuned those bad boys up and grilled them to perfection. And yes, I know Steelhead Trout is not designed for fish tacos, but man....there wasn't a morsel left. Lots of cod left over, however. Probably because of its name. What a horrible name for a food product. Cod? Worse than Velveeta. Another perfect day in Portland. Best weather in the country and it can't be close. Flag football for Coop, soccer for both later. Hoping there's a dinner out with my lovely wife and daughter somewhere with a patio, then back home to watch the last few episodes of Wires Season Dos. Guster, feel free to out-word me here with your next Derby Write Up. We're all waiting.

I just paid $24 for chicken nachos which seemed like a better value than the $14 hotdog. Milos loses. Milos loses. @ Urducky Hai

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You Derby people and handsome bald headed Hawaiian studs put me to shame. My Saturday night consisted of nursing my hungover wife, then sucking down some Nitro Milk Stout and a couple pints of Founder's DOOM IPA with a little Jameson on the side, all while watching NIN videos (no idea why - I think I saw one on FB or something), Iron Man 1, and when I was real lit, Apocalypse Now. Party on!

I hate this stupid phone, between it and the software upgrade I miss half the posts here. Anyhow Mrs. SLB passed out about 10 and this was after she spent dinner whispering the whore things she was going to do to my penis. I tried and tried to shake her awake but nothing. <_<

 

[Crazy Canuck]

You Derby people and handsome bald headed Hawaiian studs put me to shame. My Saturday night consisted of nursing my hungover wife, then sucking down some Nitro Milk Stout and a couple pints of Founder's DOOM IPA with a little Jameson on the side, all while watching NIN videos (no idea why - I think I saw one on FB or something), Iron Man 1, and when I was real lit, Apocalypse Now. Party on!

I hate this stupid phone, between it and the software upgrade I miss half the posts here.Anyhow Mrs. SLB passed out about 10 and this was after she spent dinner whispering the whore things she was going to do to my penis. I tried and tried to shake her awake but nothing. <_<

There's a small window of opportunity between Drunk Slutty Wife and Passed Out Wife that even the best husbands occasionally miss. I feel your pain, GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That guy couldn't see.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Glad to hear everyone's drunk.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Glad to hear everyone's drunk.

Stone sober. Another wedding to do in a couple of hours. At least this one should be short and sweet. Yesterday's hillbilly pentathalon started 50 minutes late.

 

[PV14]

Gusterhole thoughts/facts/observations.

1. Guster is a fantastic host. Not only did he buy all the alcohol in Ohio in preparation for this weekend, he left goodies on our pillows. Bourbon balls, a Maker's glass, and a Derby 2013 glass.

2. On Friday for dinner we went to a place that had bacon wrapped hot dogs. It was so good.

3. Thorn went to the casino without me.

4. At the actual Derby, I tried so hard to control myself and not embarrass TRE by having to leave and head back to the bus early. Let's just say I escorted TRE back to the bus early.

5. Has the video of " the race" been posted yet ? You need to see it.

6. Today we introduced UniAlias to pull tabs. He now has a raging addiction to gambling.

 

[Osaurus]

Really hoping the Canucks bow out in the first series. Gonna be in Vancouver beginning of June and don't wanna run into those green guys when they are angry.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gusterhole thoughts/facts/observations.1. Guster is a fantastic host. Not only did he buy all the alcohol in Ohio in preparation for this weekend, he left goodies on our pillows. Bourbon balls, a Maker's glass, and a Derby 2013 glass.2. On Friday for dinner we went to a place that had bacon wrapped hot dogs. It was so good.3. Thorn went to the casino without me.4. At the actual Derby, I tried so hard to control myself and not embarrass TRE by having to leave and head back to the bus early. Let's just say I escorted TRE back to the bus early. 5. Has the video of " the race" been posted yet ? You need to see it.6. Today we introduced UniAlias to pull tabs. He now has a raging addiction to gambling.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but it rules and needs to be posted.

“When I think about kids watching a TV show like American Idol or The Voice, then they think, ‘Oh, OK, that’s how you become a musician, you stand in line for eight ####### hours with 800 people at a convention center and… then you sing your heart out for someone and then they tell you it’s not ####in’ good enough.’ Can you imagine?” he implores. “It’s destroying the next generation of musicians! Musicians should go to a yard sale and buy an old ####### drum set and get in their garage and just suck. And get their friends to come in and they’ll suck, too. And then they’ll ####### start playing and they’ll have the best time they’ve ever had in their lives and then all of a sudden they’ll become Nirvana. Because that’s exactly what happened with Nirvana. Just a bunch of guys that had some ####ty old instruments and they got together and started playing some noisy-### ####, and they became the biggest band in the world. That can happen again! You don’t need a ####### computer or the internet or The Voice or American Idol.”


- Dave Grohl

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Fun day at the derby. Didn't see a single horse race except for the one that cost Tre a couple layers of skin and a pint of blood.

Tre OK? Sounds like he Tupped it up pretty good

 

[charvik]

Fun day at the derby. Didn't see a single horse race except for the one that cost Tre a couple layers of skin and a pint of blood.

Tre OK? Sounds like he Tupped it up pretty good

 

[krista4]

I also hope we've all been praying for Krista and her early flight woes.

Thanks for the well wishes; made it to Detroit and one leg to go. To make matters worse, on the Singapore to Tokyo flight they ran out of champagne. Ok, that didn't really happen. We're not savages.

Then they didn't have any vodka because someone (me) drank it all.

Awesome.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I also hope we've all been praying for Krista and her early flight woes.

Thanks for the well wishes; made it to Detroit and one leg to go. To make matters worse, on the Singapore to Tokyo flight they ran out of champagne. Ok, that didn't really happen. We're not savages.

Then they didn't have any vodka because someone (me) drank it all.

Awesome.

I did something similar on a cross country flight from Miami to LA once. Was headed for a vacation after a brutal work stretch and was in the mood to relax. As soon as we took off I ordered a Heineken. Continued that way throughout the flight. About 2.5 hours into the flight I told the stewardess I'd have another. SHe told me that wasn't possible. I thought she was cutting me off and started to get pissed. She informed me that it wasn't possible because I had drank all of them.

 

[BRONG]

Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but it rules and needs to be posted.

“When I think about kids watching a TV show like American Idol or The Voice, then they think, ‘Oh, OK, that’s how you become a musician, you stand in line for eight ####### hours with 800 people at a convention center and… then you sing your heart out for someone and then they tell you it’s not ####in’ good enough.’ Can you imagine?” he implores. “It’s destroying the next generation of musicians! Musicians should go to a yard sale and buy an old ####### drum set and get in their garage and just suck. And get their friends to come in and they’ll suck, too. And then they’ll ####### start playing and they’ll have the best time they’ve ever had in their lives and then all of a sudden they’ll become Nirvana. Because that’s exactly what happened with Nirvana. Just a bunch of guys that had some ####ty old instruments and they got together and started playing some noisy-### ####, and they became the biggest band in the world. That can happen again! You don’t need a ####### computer or the internet or The Voice or American Idol.” - Dave Grohl

I love this. Thanks.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I also hope we've all been praying for Krista and her early flight woes.

Thanks for the well wishes; made it to Detroit and one leg to go. To make matters worse, on the Singapore to Tokyo flight they ran out of champagne. Ok, that didn't really happen. We're not savages.

Then they didn't have any vodka because someone (me) drank it all.

Awesome.

I did something similar on a cross country flight from Miami to LA once. Was headed for a vacation after a brutal work stretch and was in the mood to relax. As soon as we took off I ordered a Heineken. Continued that way throughout the flight. About 2.5 hours into the flight I told the stewardess I'd have another. SHe told me that wasn't possible. I thought she was cutting me off and started to get pissed. She informed me that it wasn't possible because I had drank all of them.

 

[Guster]

Fun day at the derby. Didn't see a single horse race except for the one that cost Tre a couple layers of skin and a pint of blood.

Tre OK? Sounds like he Tupped it up pretty good

Ego, bruisedShorts, bloodstainedKnee and arm, scabbed overYep, he's doing great

 

[Abraham]

Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but it rules and needs to be posted.

When I think about kids watching a TV show like American Idol or The Voice, then they think, Oh, OK, thats how you become a musician, you stand in line for eight ####### hours with 800 people at a convention center and then you sing your heart out for someone and then they tell you its not ####in good enough. Can you imagine? he implores. Its destroying the next generation of musicians! Musicians should go to a yard sale and buy an old ####### drum set and get in their garage and just suck. And get their friends to come in and theyll suck, too. And then theyll ####### start playing and theyll have the best time theyve ever had in their lives and then all of a sudden theyll become Nirvana. Because thats exactly what happened with Nirvana. Just a bunch of guys that had some ####ty old instruments and they got together and started playing some noisy-### ####, and they became the biggest band in the world. That can happen again! You dont need a ####### computer or the internet or The Voice or American Idol. - Dave Grohl

I love this. Thanks.

I remember the exact moment my friends and I played something that sounded like actual music. Was a moment where we looked at each other and thought we had found the key to the world. "That didn't sound half bad. Do you remember what you played so we can do it again?"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now this hotel in Kauai is a ####hole. The whole place reeks of pinesole. The pool water is green. Couple that with the fact everyone else we've seen staying here is at least 65 if not 70. Leaving for a new place now. Oof.

 

[SofaKings]

gone for 5 days, tdossnotes?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What happened to Tre? Another GMTANNER lost the battle with gravity?

 

[Disco Stu]

Let's see...Helicopter ride was awesome. The best part was on the cab ride there this dude in our group asks where we were from. I tell him ask the same question and he replied central Cali. I was wearing the cat shirt and said I have a good friend that lives in Bfield. He says "oh that place is a sgithole". (I wasn't kidding about how presumptuous most of these people are) Now I'm not going to sit back and let this cockring put down our GBs town. So I say, "yeah my friend is a history teacher <insert embellish> he won Jeopardy five times. Won Ben Stein's money too. He certainly could be extremely wealthy but he feels he has a calling in life to educate our children. As a matter of fact Alex Trebeck said he was one of the smartest, most charismatic person he has ever had on the show. Of course that was before Ken Jenning." Well that shut his dumb ### up. His wife hears me and says she's a teacher too. I just smile and say that's great.We end up getting the front row of the helicopter which was perfect and I was happy snob boy had to sit in the back. On the way back to the hotel his wife (they've been married a year and in their 50's) turns to me and says "those waterfalls were....um.... And then at the same time I say" they weren't very substantial" and says "like, small" I shouldn't be going off on her because she was very sweet and I'm not exactly a rocket surgeon myself . I waited a couple of minutes turned to her and said so you're a teacher! I'm really good at this and pretended to study her face. I then exclaimed art teacher! Bingo. She was more than a little impressed with my psychic skills. So I banged her and finished in her hair.Also Silly invited us to their lake house this summer. They only live about 90 miles from us.

People say dumb things. You don't need to give them attitude every time.

Believe me, I don't. This guy acted like his house smelled of rich mahogany and he had many leather bonded books. Snobs piss me off. Little hurt you would think I get on every person that says something stupid.

I'm two(/) days behign but squarely in bob's corner here.

 

[Guster]

the fastest 30 seconds in sports

So, we had started drinking around 7 in the morning and sometime mid-afternoon, Tre and I decided it was time for some horse racing. We put on horse masks and some random guys we had been partying with donned the tiny plastic jockey hats Tre had sent and hopped on our backs to race. It looks like I was ahead of Tre for much of the race, but he brought the steam late and had incredible closing speed... Until his jockey leaned too far forward, sending our hero tumbling to the ground. Tre was gushing blood from his knee and scraped up his arm pretty well too.

 

[BRONG]

Now this hotel in Kauai is a ####hole. The whole place reeks of pinesole. The pool water is green. Couple that with the fact everyone else we've seen staying here is at least 65 if not 70. Leaving for a new place now. Oof.

Tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen. HTDH

 

[Gadzooks]

the fastest 30 seconds in sports

So, we had started drinking around 7 in the morning and sometime mid-afternoon, Tre and I decided it was time for some horse racing. We put on horse masks and some random guys we had been partying with donned the tiny plastic jockey hats Tre had sent and hopped on our backs to race. It looks like I was ahead of Tre for much of the race, but he brought the steam late and had incredible closing speed... Until his jockey leaned too far forward, sending our hero tumbling to the ground. Tre was gushing blood from his knee and scraped up his arm pretty well too.

Greatest non-porn video ever. So awesome!!!