GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[Abraham]

Homer asked for my email earlier and I gave it to him but said, "no porn. I have enough problems." And I have not received anything. Am I to conclude he planned on sending me porn?

 

[cosjobs]

Putting an instrument, hand or finger beyond the anal verge...

>>I'm now in the house with the lights off

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>Oh god!

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Kev on a roll today.

Big five day weekend before lockup

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer asked for my email earlier and I gave it to him but said, "no porn. I have enough problems." And I have not received anything. Am I to conclude he planned on sending me porn?

Ruined my day, man.

 

[bentley]

The most curious thing about all this is that living with CD is so bad that someone is willing to move to South Texas to avoid it. Oof.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just realized I have a big bottle of Arrogant ******* just loitering in the fridge. Should I drink it?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The most curious thing about all this is that living with CD is so bad that someone is willing to move to South Texas to avoid it. Oof.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I just realized I have a big bottle of Arrogant ******* just loitering in the fridge. Should I drink it?

I vote no.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING.

 

[Stoneys]

I just realized I have a big bottle of Arrogant ******* just loitering in the fridge. Should I drink it?

Do rabbits screw a lot

 

[kevzilla]

The most curious thing about all this is that living with CD is so bad that someone is willing to move to South Texas to avoid it. Oof.

Hey man, I was born down there.

But I got out as fast as I could.

 

[Abraham]

I have been allowed back in the house so my kid can see me. It's really frosty considering the a/c isn't on. But at least I have somewhere to sleep.

And someone here sent me something I don't deserve and am not worthy of. And I am forever indebted. You know who you are. Thank you.

 

[krista4]

I have been allowed back in the house so my kid can see me. It's really frosty considering the a/c isn't on. But at least I have somewhere to sleep.And someone here sent me something I don't deserve and am not worthy of. And I am forever indebted. You know who you are. Thank you.

Was it a Panera gift card?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The flesh light is on loan, guy.

 

[proninja]

GMTAN Garage Sale. Start posting items Abe.

Asus 12" computer with 1gb of memory and a solid state drive. On cl for $100.10' tall pallet racks and 8' beems. $30 and $15 respectively.Cleveland ta3 irons. Full set. Gun metal in color. $60.Adams tight lies 7 wood - $25Reconditioned dell snall form factor optiplez desktop with windows xp - $50.

How much to ship the ta3's?

I too want to know this.

I own those irons, though they're not in use at the moment. Great clubs.

 

[mr roboto]

GMTAN Garage Sale. Start posting items Abe.

Asus 12" computer with 1gb of memory and a solid state drive. On cl for $100.10' tall pallet racks and 8' beems. $30 and $15 respectively.Cleveland ta3 irons. Full set. Gun metal in color. $60.Adams tight lies 7 wood - $25Reconditioned dell snall form factor optiplez desktop with windows xp - $50.

How much to ship the ta3's?

I too want to know this.

I own those irons, though they're not in use at the moment. Great clubs.

Will you sell them? I just need something a bit more playable.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I have been allowed back in the house so my kid can see me. It's really frosty considering the a/c isn't on. But at least I have somewhere to sleep.And someone here sent me something I don't deserve and am not worthy of. And I am forever indebted. You know who you are. Thank you.

Was it a Panera gift card?

I vote Footsteps poem.

 

[Abraham]

I have been allowed back in the house so my kid can see me. It's really frosty considering the a/c isn't on. But at least I have somewhere to sleep.And someone here sent me something I don't deserve and am not worthy of. And I am forever indebted. You know who you are. Thank you.

Was it a Panera gift card?

Olive Garden dinner for two.

 

[mr. furley]

I just realized I have a big bottle of Arrogant ******* just loitering in the fridge. Should I drink it?

yes

 

[krista4]

I have been allowed back in the house so my kid can see me. It's really frosty considering the a/c isn't on. But at least I have somewhere to sleep.And someone here sent me something I don't deserve and am not worthy of. And I am forever indebted. You know who you are. Thank you.

Was it a Panera gift card?

I vote Footsteps poem.

Awesome.

 

[proninja]

GMTAN Garage Sale. Start posting items Abe.

Asus 12" computer with 1gb of memory and a solid state drive. On cl for $100.10' tall pallet racks and 8' beems. $30 and $15 respectively.Cleveland ta3 irons. Full set. Gun metal in color. $60.Adams tight lies 7 wood - $25Reconditioned dell snall form factor optiplez desktop with windows xp - $50.

How much to ship the ta3's?

I too want to know this.

I own those irons, though they're not in use at the moment. Great clubs.

Will you sell them? I just need something a bit more playable.

I loaned them to my BIL a couple years ago. Will have to see if they didn't disappear in the meantime.

 

[Abraham]

I appreciate all the input. I do. Serious, funny, supportive, etc. many moons ago I talked about being an introvert. I don't think I'm an introvert nearly as much as I keep to myself because I hide a lot of things. This thread is the only "place" I have to open up and try to do right. So I'm sorry I litter it with personal drama. But I thank you all for not mocking me and sending me on my way.

One day i will have my life sorted out and fixed. And when you need me, I will be here.

 

[Rustoleum]

All was fairly quiet on the feral neighborhood children front today, but here's a quick synopsis of the events of the day:

1. Saw a coyote/werewolf sitting on a hillside next to the road on my way to work. sucker was big.

2. Had a gust of wind create a mini cyclone in my car, and suck my daughter's birthday check from my grandma out the window - I pulled over within half a block, but no sign of it anywhere. It was only $15, but my grandma is a fanatic about balancing her checkbook and this is going to throw her for a loop.

3. Received a Cincinnati Metro bus token in lieu of a dime at Circle K.

I don't know what any of that means, but I bought a Powerball ticket just to be safe.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bag/box o crap auction? Bag or box depends on amount of final bid. Value of contents will approximate that of the winning bid. Shipping paid by me. Your winning bid to be PayPal'd to Colin's email address above. Requests will be honoured where reasonable ( e.g., no pr0n, please).

 

[cosjobs]

All was fairly quiet on the feral neighborhood children front today, but here's a quick synopsis of the events of the day:1. Saw a coyote/werewolf sitting on a hillside next to the road on my way to work. sucker was big.2. Had a gust of wind create a mini cyclone in my car, and suck my daughter's birthday check from my grandma out the window - I pulled over within half a block, but no sign of it anywhere. It was only $15, but my grandma is a fanatic about balancing her checkbook and this is going to throw her for a loop.3. Received a Cincinnati Metro bus token in lieu of a dime at Circle K.I don't know what any of that means, but I bought a Powerball ticket just to be safe.

Since becoming a poultry rancher we've seen a gray fox and red fox lurking around and when mrscos opened the front door to leave for work this morning, there was a wolf about 6 feet away. This may not end well, but I checked with the city and I would be within my rights to shoot them if they threaten the safety of me or my property.

 

[Abraham]

All was fairly quiet on the feral neighborhood children front today, but here's a quick synopsis of the events of the day:1. Saw a coyote/werewolf sitting on a hillside next to the road on my way to work. sucker was big.2. Had a gust of wind create a mini cyclone in my car, and suck my daughter's birthday check from my grandma out the window - I pulled over within half a block, but no sign of it anywhere. It was only $15, but my grandma is a fanatic about balancing her checkbook and this is going to throw her for a loop.3. Received a Cincinnati Metro bus token in lieu of a dime at Circle K.I don't know what any of that means, but I bought a Powerball ticket just to be safe.

Since becoming a poultry rancher we've seen a gray fox and red fox lurking around and when mrscos opened the front door to leave for work this morning, there was a wolf about 6 feet away. This may not end well, but I checked with the city and I would be within my rights to shoot them if they threaten the safety of me or my property.

Dynamite crossbow FTw. (Band name)

 

[shuke]

How much is that gee-tar worth? Seems like that would be your easiest and most lucrative sale.Have you tried speed donation? At a clinic I mean.

This is a good idea. You can sell plasma, too.

Id sell the guitar in a minute if it meant she would stay. But I don't think we are there yet. She isn't saying "I need the money and ill stay anymore". She's saying "I don't care about any of it...I'm put of here."

You still need to pay off the debt. Sell it.

 

[shuke]

Am I FB friends with Tiger Fan? I can never keep your slave names and board names straight, except for that Cat Shirt guy.

i'm only friends with those who i have met in person. Sorry.

/tinfoilhat

 

[-fish-]

Bag/box o crap auction? Bag or box depends on amount of final bid. Value of contents will approximate that of the winning bid. Shipping paid by me. Your winning bid to be PayPal'd to Colin's email address above. Requests will be honoured where reasonable ( e.g., no pr0n, please).

$50

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bag/box o crap auction? Bag or box depends on amount of final bid. Value of contents will approximate that of the winning bid. Shipping paid by me. Your winning bid to be PayPal'd to Colin's email address above. Requests will be honoured where reasonable ( e.g., no pr0n, please).

$50

$45

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Saw a coyote on East Lake Street today. No shtick.

 

[shuke]

Are you trying to say "beams" and "bungee" cords? How many Keystones in are you? DO MY GOLF CLUBS EVEN EXIST???

bundy cords

 

[kevzilla]

Big five day weekend before lockup

As some of you may have guessed (if you cared), I will be one of the lab rats beta testers for Cos' latest venture. The good news, naturally, is that I will be living at AO Mon-Thur. The bad news (really more of a harsh reality) is that I have to overhaul the way I eat, and my relationship with food. Monday and Tuesday, I came home after an 18-hour fast to find my blood glucose pushing 190. That won't kill you...soon. But I already have some numbness in my feet, which is the first step down a long road to not being able to take any more steps.

Don't know how this will work, but I owe cos, and myself, an honest effort.

 

[proninja]

Big five day weekend before lockup

As some of you may have guessed (if you cared), I will be one of the lab rats beta testers for Cos' latest venture. The good news, naturally, is that I will be living at AO Mon-Thur. The bad news (really more of a harsh reality) is that I have to overhaul the way I eat, and my relationship with food. Monday and Tuesday, I came home after an 18-hour fast to find my blood glucose pushing 190. That won't kill you...soon. But I already have some numbness in my feet, which is the first step down a long road to not being able to take any more steps.

Don't know how this will work, but I owe cos, and myself, an honest effort.

Awesome. Really proud of you.

 

[Abraham]

Big five day weekend before lockup

As some of you may have guessed (if you cared), I will be one of the lab rats beta testers for Cos' latest venture. The good news, naturally, is that I will be living at AO Mon-Thur. The bad news (really more of a harsh reality) is that I have to overhaul the way I eat, and my relationship with food. Monday and Tuesday, I came home after an 18-hour fast to find my blood glucose pushing 190. That won't kill you...soon. But I already have some numbness in my feet, which is the first step down a long road to not being able to take any more steps. Don't know how this will work, but I owe cos, and myself, an honest effort.

Good luck. You will do great. Cos is committed and wants to help people, which is rare in a sector (health) where most people are looking for a buck. I think you'll see good results. And if you don't, at least you'll know how to kill a chicken.

 

[cosjobs]

In a google spreadsheet, how do I insert a SUM (ABOVE) in a cell at the bottom of a column the get the total of all numbers in that column?

I thought I put in SUM (ABOVE), bit no

 

[Frostillicus]

Big five day weekend before lockup

As some of you may have guessed (if you cared), I will be one of the lab rats beta testers for Cos' latest venture. The good news, naturally, is that I will be living at AO Mon-Thur. The bad news (really more of a harsh reality) is that I have to overhaul the way I eat, and my relationship with food. Monday and Tuesday, I came home after an 18-hour fast to find my blood glucose pushing 190. That won't kill you...soon. But I already have some numbness in my feet, which is the first step down a long road to not being able to take any more steps.

Don't know how this will work, but I owe cos, and myself, an honest effort.

Awesome. Really proud of you.

Yeah pretty cool.

 

[bentley]

In a google spreadsheet, how do I insert a SUM (ABOVE) in a cell at the bottom of a column the get the total of all numbers in that column? I thought I put in SUM (ABOVE), bit no

Unless I'm missing something, it should just be SUM.

 

[cosjobs]

ANNOUNCE

I quit smoking as of Monday and have not killed anyone

yet

gb commit lozenges

 

[proninja]

In a google spreadsheet, how do I insert a SUM (ABOVE) in a cell at the bottom of a column the get the total of all numbers in that column? I thought I put in SUM (ABOVE), bit no

Unless I'm missing something, it should just be SUM.

=sum(A1:A12)

 

[Frostillicus]

In a google spreadsheet, how do I insert a SUM (ABOVE) in a cell at the bottom of a column the get the total of all numbers in that column?

I thought I put in SUM (ABOVE), bit no

You should just be able to put in Sum (firstcolumnrow:lastcolumnrow)

 

[Abraham]

=sum(a1:a20)

Gives the sum of all cells between a1 and a20.

 

[cosjobs]

this thread is infested with wilkeds

 

[Frostillicus]

Good news. The ice is off the pond which is down the road from the Lake we're going to in Canada, and traditionally the pond clears one week before the lake. Considering we leave a week from tomorrow sounds like we're just in under the wire.

 

[Frostillicus]

this thread is infested with wilkeds

I spend far too much time in excel in my life.

 

[cosjobs]

this thread is infested with wilkeds

I spend far too much time in excel in my life.

This thread has Excel?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm running a multivariate regression.. because I can.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm running a multivariate regression.. because I can.

I'm going to go google multivariate regression... because I can

 

[cosjobs]

I'm running a multivariate regression.. because I can.

 

[cstu]

My upstairs neighbor is a famous retired porn star. Worth it's own thread?

Depends how public you want this info - and how much you're willing to share. Care to tell us who? Male or female?

I can't give her name but female. I actually didn't recognize her at first (a couple of months she's lived here) and AFAIK neither has anyone else in our building. She just seems like a very nice lady and much better looking in person that in porn.

Member cstu cannot receive any new messages

Oh come on.

We get a whopping 50 messages we can keep in the inbox, hard to believe it could ever fill up.

 

[General Malaise]

Am I the only one who finds Harold Reynolds a touch..... off putting?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Am I the only one who finds Harold Reynolds a touch..... off putting?

He likes dudes, right?