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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Making fun of your reception or me? You were actually in Hawaii, this was in a Machinist Hall.Man, that's so true.You drove to Granite City for a wedding reception?St. Louis Bob said:So this wedding reception last night..... First I was wrong it was a gal Mrs. SLB works with, not a gym friend. Second, she didn't read the invitation apparently because it was a luau theme and he we were dressed like it was a normal reception. What was even more amusing were the other people that didn't read it either but were still wearing jean shorts and sandals. I was at white trash ground zero. You know its bad when one of the doctors that showed up kept wanting to hang around me.
I also had my suspicions that the only guy that works at her place has the hots for Mrs. SLB. He just got a divorce in January. I asked if he was dating anybody and he looks at my wife and says "no, I don't want to yet".I've also been told many times by my wife how they are always teasing each other. Oh and he said he couldn't sit next to her because of the dress she was wearing. Really dude? It doesn't bother me for a lot of reasons. The main one being I've ruined her and she would go gay before another guy.
I got to meet the gal that put the tattoo on my ###. In front of her husband. That was sort of awkward as she says how's your red head in a really sultry voice.
One of the other nurses asked me to ask her older sister (like 60) to dance because she was shy and liked to dance. Although I really suck at dancing, I complied. She told me I was really cute. lol
So after that I decided to ask Mrs. SLB's female boss to dance and she grinded all over me real good like. I didn't hate it.
The only thing being served was draft beer but one of the nurse's husband went to the liquor store across the street and bought a bottle of whiskey. We were outside smoking and he offered me some. Sure. After dancing I come back and the bottle is on the table right where I was sitting. I falsely assumed they left and left the bottle for me. So I polished it off. They didn't leave and pretty sure were pissed.
Mrs. SLB and Cal are leaving to go camping for two days (suckers!) and I'm dropping Dylan off at my parents. I guess I'll go to the casino or something since she said I couldn't have any pretty girls over.
Could use your help here.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Granite City is definitely redneck ground zero.
Making fun of your reception or me? You were actually in Hawaii, this was in a Machinist Hall.Man, that's so true.You drove to Granite City for a wedding reception?St. Louis Bob said:So this wedding reception last night..... First I was wrong it was a gal Mrs. SLB works with, not a gym friend. Second, she didn't read the invitation apparently because it was a luau theme and he we were dressed like it was a normal reception. What was even more amusing were the other people that didn't read it either but were still wearing jean shorts and sandals. I was at white trash ground zero. You know its bad when one of the doctors that showed up kept wanting to hang around me.
I also had my suspicions that the only guy that works at her place has the hots for Mrs. SLB. He just got a divorce in January. I asked if he was dating anybody and he looks at my wife and says "no, I don't want to yet".
I got to meet the gal that put the tattoo on my ###. In front of her husband. That was sort of awkward as she says how's your red head in a really sultry voice.
One of the other nurses asked me to ask her older sister (like 60) to dance because she was shy and liked to dance. Although I really suck at dancing, I complied. She told me I was really cute. lol
So after that I decided to ask Mrs. SLB's female boss to dance and she grinded all over me real good like. I didn't hate it.
The only thing being served was draft beer but one of the nurse's husband went to the liquor store across the street and bought a bottle of whiskey. We were outside smoking and he offered me some. Sure. After dancing I come back and the bottle is on the table right where I was sitting. I falsely assumed they left and left the bottle for me. So I polished it off. They didn't leave and pretty sure were pissed.
Mrs. SLB and Cal are leaving to go camping for two days (suckers!) and I'm dropping Dylan off at my parents. I guess I'll go to the casino or something since she said I couldn't have any pretty girls over.
Could use your help here.
Minecraft? Yeah, no.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
The fact that you have been to GC blows my mind. So no on the server or altogether? My boys and their friends love the stupid game.Granite City is definitely redneck ground zero.
Making fun of your reception or me? You were actually in Hawaii, this was in a Machinist Hall.Could use your help here.Man, that's so true.You drove to Granite City for a wedding reception?St. Louis Bob said:So this wedding reception last night..... First I was wrong it was a gal Mrs. SLB works with, not a gym friend. Second, she didn't read the invitation apparently because it was a luau theme and he we were dressed like it was a normal reception. What was even more amusing were the other people that didn't read it either but were still wearing jean shorts and sandals. I was at white trash ground zero. You know its bad when one of the doctors that showed up kept wanting to hang around me.
I also had my suspicions that the only guy that works at her place has the hots for Mrs. SLB. He just got a divorce in January. I asked if he was dating anybody and he looks at my wife and says "no, I don't want to yet".
I got to meet the gal that put the tattoo on my ###. In front of her husband. That was sort of awkward as she says how's your red head in a really sultry voice.
One of the other nurses asked me to ask her older sister (like 60) to dance because she was shy and liked to dance. Although I really suck at dancing, I complied. She told me I was really cute. lol
So after that I decided to ask Mrs. SLB's female boss to dance and she grinded all over me real good like. I didn't hate it.
The only thing being served was draft beer but one of the nurse's husband went to the liquor store across the street and bought a bottle of whiskey. We were outside smoking and he offered me some. Sure. After dancing I come back and the bottle is on the table right where I was sitting. I falsely assumed they left and left the bottle for me. So I polished it off. They didn't leave and pretty sure were pissed.
Mrs. SLB and Cal are leaving to go camping for two days (suckers!) and I'm dropping Dylan off at my parents. I guess I'll go to the casino or something since she said I couldn't have any pretty girls over.
Minecraft? Yeah, no.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Oh, I've been around, friendo.
I honestly know nothing about Minecraft other than it's pretty stupid.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Don't be a fool - stay in school
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
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-fish-
Footballguy
went to a local dive last night. sat next to this canadian guy at the bar who's here for the 4th of July. he put $110 into pull tabs and cashed $3 in tickets. worst luck I've ever seen. then he paid everyone's tab that was sitting at the bar and left.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Because your hemorrhoids are inflamed?I also think I'm Gay Ready® now too.Actually, they only get inflamed in some people.He told me today that everybody has them, they are just more sensitve on some people. I didn't know that.:brownandreddot:
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
krista4
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Wait, he stole this from somewhere?JFC, were you using On?Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.
Nice knowing you guys.
One of my all time favorite Farside cartoons.
Well played.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
kevzilla
Footballguy
Guys with sons, what time did they start putting words together, as in aaying more than one word at a time? My wife is concerned about my 20 month old not putting words together and only using single words like truck and ball and mama and dada. She wants him to see some sort of therapist or something and I think she might be overreacting.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I mean probably.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
My daughter turns three next week. Se has been doing this for six months. My niece turns 2 next week. She uses single words. Ymmv
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
My super baby is saying things like "beautiful flowers" and "oh no! Mouse outside!" and "rhombus." If your kid isn't, then I'm sorry. They are behind.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
My wife found free state assistance because she thought both of our kids were "behind". The help was great, but I'm sure they would have caught up just the same.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
He's also counting to ten. In Serbo-Croatian.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I have one smart kid and one dumb kid. It happens.
Abraham
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
He's only bilingual? When my son was that age my sister made the mistake of asking him to count to 10. When he finished rattling it off in Japanese, Mandarin and Spanish, he asked if she needed anything else.
proninja
Footballguy
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BobbyLayne
Footballguy
I got promoted to CFO today.
My boss, on the other hand, is sending out LinkedIn feelers and working on his resume. Ain't life a #####?
I had no idea success would feel so ####ty.
My boss, on the other hand, is sending out LinkedIn feelers and working on his resume. Ain't life a #####?
I had no idea success would feel so ####ty.
proninja
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Our four year old started talking way early in complete sentences. I mostly wish he'd stop to catch a breath every once in a while now. However, our 22 month old is in the same place as your son. He has a couple of two word phrases, but he's basically limited to single words. That's the kind of thing that you should probably discuss with your pediatrician first as opposed to overreacting and running to a specialist, but we are talking about mothers here. At Yuke's 18 month appointment, our pediatrician told us that he was a little behind, but that kids develop at different speeds and that it was nothing to really worry about.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
20 months seems too early to worry much. If the problem persists at 22 months I'd start considering "losing" him at the mall though.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
bentley
Footballguy
I think I'm going to take our poor little mouth breather out in the yard next time it rains and tell him to look up. That should take care of the situation.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Tried that twice (@ 18 months & again @ 4 y.o.) with #2 because we thought she was delayed in her speech development. Both times the assessment was "borderline", no soup.
Couple months later she scored 99th percentile on G & T placement. Go figure.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I kinda want to retire there. That seems sad somehow.
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