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Limp Ditka said:
Summary of recent events.... Ex wives suck. Glad I don't have one
Actually a big fan of mine. Like her much more now than I did when we were married. Hell, I even invited her to join us at a pool party today.
keeping your enemies closer?
The last few days have been pretty taxing for me and my wife. My sister and mother routinely gang up on us and lash out on emails, but this time, it got incredibly nasty and involved my kids. My ex-wife caught wind of it and jumped in to defend us in a very respectful and heartfelt manner. I thought that was very nice.

However, I have been disowned by my mother, so...yeah. Your move, world.
Sorry buddy. What exactly are you doing to piss them off?
It's a story so long and boring that even Guster couldn't write it all up.

In a nutshell, my sister is 37 going on 15 who lashed out at my son back in February, storming out of the house without her kids and despite a promise to talk to him face to face and apologize, has never done so. My wife (and me) think she needs to be accountable for her actions and apologize for her outburst. My mother and my sister put the entire blame of her temper tantrum on the shoulders of my 10 year old son and have attacked his character, saying things that no parents should have to read or hear. It sucks but it is precisely what happened in my first marriage where my sister and mother tag teamed to trash my ex-wife to the point where she couldn't take it any longer. And they are doing it again with my current wife, who I adore and back 100%. My sister is a feckless, self centered, egotistical me-firster who doesn't pay her mortgage but belongs to a country club. She also has her hand out to my parents anytime she needs money and despite several promises to not enable her poor choices in life, they are always there to support her. I've had enough. We've had enough and just once I'd like karma to swoop in and kick her in the face.

Sucks for my dad, who is the nicest, most reserved person on the planet. Sucks for me wife too because she is a saint who is incredibly close to her family and is aghast at all of this fighting. Really sucks for my kids who are second fiddle to the miscreants my sister produced. And it sucks for me because I can't eat, can't really sleep, have trouble focusing at work and dive right into the closest bottle of booze I can find to numb my soul.

Blah blah blah, tl;dr, never watched a hotdog eating contest, fireworks cost too much, happy 4th, hope a bus hits me.

 
Getting ready to head downtown with my son. He has a Reds kids club autograph session with Mat Latos at the Reds HOF, then we're going to figure out something to do, then go to Reds game and watch fireworks afterwards.

Sounds pretty sweet for an 8 year old, right? I think I've spoiled him because he doesn't seem very excited about autograph thing since he got Latos's autograph last year.
I'll be at the game tonight with some friends, see you there :thumbup:
Yea, great seeing you. :rolleyes:
Sold my bobblehead on the way out of the stadium :thumbup:

The group I was with only lasted six innings before wanting to move the party :rolleyes:

Always up for catching a game, but decided rolling up to you and the son drunk wasn't the best way to introduce him to your friends from the Internet

 
And another new board complaint I have is I will break my rants into paragraphs to make them easier not to read, but when I hit "post" it bundles them together like a bad SWC rant. Neat board, fellas.

 
Limp Ditka said:
Summary of recent events.... Ex wives suck. Glad I don't have one
Actually a big fan of mine. Like her much more now than I did when we were married. Hell, I even invited her to join us at a pool party today.
keeping your enemies closer?
The last few days have been pretty taxing for me and my wife. My sister and mother routinely gang up on us and lash out on emails, but this time, it got incredibly nasty and involved my kids. My ex-wife caught wind of it and jumped in to defend us in a very respectful and heartfelt manner. I thought that was very nice.

However, I have been disowned by my mother, so...yeah. Your move, world.
Sorry buddy. What exactly are you doing to piss them off?
It's a story so long and boring that even Guster couldn't write it all up.

In a nutshell, my sister is 37 going on 15 who lashed out at my son back in February, storming out of the house without her kids and despite a promise to talk to him face to face and apologize, has never done so. My wife (and me) think she needs to be accountable for her actions and apologize for her outburst. My mother and my sister put the entire blame of her temper tantrum on the shoulders of my 10 year old son and have attacked his character, saying things that no parents should have to read or hear. It sucks but it is precisely what happened in my first marriage where my sister and mother tag teamed to trash my ex-wife to the point where she couldn't take it any longer. And they are doing it again with my current wife, who I adore and back 100%. My sister is a feckless, self centered, egotistical me-firster who doesn't pay her mortgage but belongs to a country club. She also has her hand out to my parents anytime she needs money and despite several promises to not enable her poor choices in life, they are always there to support her. I've had enough. We've had enough and just once I'd like karma to swoop in and kick her in the face.

Sucks for my dad, who is the nicest, most reserved person on the planet. Sucks for me wife too because she is a saint who is incredibly close to her family and is aghast at all of this fighting. Really sucks for my kids who are second fiddle to the miscreants my sister produced. And it sucks for me because I can't eat, can't really sleep, have trouble focusing at work and dive right into the closest bottle of booze I can find to numb my soul.

Blah blah blah, tl;dr, never watched a hotdog eating contest, fireworks cost too much, happy 4th, hope a bus hits me.
Again, sorry. Fortunately, I tend to invite the crazy into my life via dating/marriage, so I just have to break up with it (and then mend my fences).

In other words, is your sister seeing anyone?

 
Limp Ditka said:
Summary of recent events.... Ex wives suck. Glad I don't have one
Actually a big fan of mine. Like her much more now than I did when we were married. Hell, I even invited her to join us at a pool party today.
keeping your enemies closer?
The last few days have been pretty taxing for me and my wife. My sister and mother routinely gang up on us and lash out on emails, but this time, it got incredibly nasty and involved my kids. My ex-wife caught wind of it and jumped in to defend us in a very respectful and heartfelt manner. I thought that was very nice.

However, I have been disowned by my mother, so...yeah. Your move, world.
Sorry buddy. What exactly are you doing to piss them off?
It's a story so long and boring that even Guster couldn't write it all up.

In a nutshell, my sister is 37 going on 15 who lashed out at my son back in February, storming out of the house without her kids and despite a promise to talk to him face to face and apologize, has never done so. My wife (and me) think she needs to be accountable for her actions and apologize for her outburst. My mother and my sister put the entire blame of her temper tantrum on the shoulders of my 10 year old son and have attacked his character, saying things that no parents should have to read or hear. It sucks but it is precisely what happened in my first marriage where my sister and mother tag teamed to trash my ex-wife to the point where she couldn't take it any longer. And they are doing it again with my current wife, who I adore and back 100%. My sister is a feckless, self centered, egotistical me-firster who doesn't pay her mortgage but belongs to a country club. She also has her hand out to my parents anytime she needs money and despite several promises to not enable her poor choices in life, they are always there to support her. I've had enough. We've had enough and just once I'd like karma to swoop in and kick her in the face.

Sucks for my dad, who is the nicest, most reserved person on the planet. Sucks for me wife too because she is a saint who is incredibly close to her family and is aghast at all of this fighting. Really sucks for my kids who are second fiddle to the miscreants my sister produced. And it sucks for me because I can't eat, can't really sleep, have trouble focusing at work and dive right into the closest bottle of booze I can find to numb my soul.

Blah blah blah, tl;dr, never watched a hotdog eating contest, fireworks cost too much, happy 4th, hope a bus hits me.
Again, sorry. Fortunately, I tend to invite the crazy into my life via dating/marriage, so I just have to break up with it (and then mend my fences).

In other words, is your sister seeing anyone?
Oh yeah, she's dating the great Hindu Extreme Skier who bought her motorcycle lessons for her birthday and takes her to the top of Mt. Hood with him. That reminds me: Can I get life insurance on somebody who isn't me or my wife?

 
Limp Ditka said:
Summary of recent events.... Ex wives suck. Glad I don't have one
Actually a big fan of mine. Like her much more now than I did when we were married. Hell, I even invited her to join us at a pool party today.
keeping your enemies closer?
The last few days have been pretty taxing for me and my wife. My sister and mother routinely gang up on us and lash out on emails, but this time, it got incredibly nasty and involved my kids. My ex-wife caught wind of it and jumped in to defend us in a very respectful and heartfelt manner. I thought that was very nice.

However, I have been disowned by my mother, so...yeah. Your move, world.
Sorry buddy. What exactly are you doing to piss them off?
It's a story so long and boring that even Guster couldn't write it all up.

In a nutshell, my sister is 37 going on 15 who lashed out at my son back in February, storming out of the house without her kids and despite a promise to talk to him face to face and apologize, has never done so. My wife (and me) think she needs to be accountable for her actions and apologize for her outburst. My mother and my sister put the entire blame of her temper tantrum on the shoulders of my 10 year old son and have attacked his character, saying things that no parents should have to read or hear. It sucks but it is precisely what happened in my first marriage where my sister and mother tag teamed to trash my ex-wife to the point where she couldn't take it any longer. And they are doing it again with my current wife, who I adore and back 100%. My sister is a feckless, self centered, egotistical me-firster who doesn't pay her mortgage but belongs to a country club. She also has her hand out to my parents anytime she needs money and despite several promises to not enable her poor choices in life, they are always there to support her. I've had enough. We've had enough and just once I'd like karma to swoop in and kick her in the face.

Sucks for my dad, who is the nicest, most reserved person on the planet. Sucks for me wife too because she is a saint who is incredibly close to her family and is aghast at all of this fighting. Really sucks for my kids who are second fiddle to the miscreants my sister produced. And it sucks for me because I can't eat, can't really sleep, have trouble focusing at work and dive right into the closest bottle of booze I can find to numb my soul.

Blah blah blah, tl;dr, never watched a hotdog eating contest, fireworks cost too much, happy 4th, hope a bus hits me.
:(

You're good people GM and it sucks that you have to deal with crap like this. You've helped countless people in this thread and helped create an amazing community here that has genuinely made my life better.

 
Limp Ditka said:
Summary of recent events.... Ex wives suck. Glad I don't have one
Actually a big fan of mine. Like her much more now than I did when we were married. Hell, I even invited her to join us at a pool party today.
keeping your enemies closer?
The last few days have been pretty taxing for me and my wife. My sister and mother routinely gang up on us and lash out on emails, but this time, it got incredibly nasty and involved my kids. My ex-wife caught wind of it and jumped in to defend us in a very respectful and heartfelt manner. I thought that was very nice.

However, I have been disowned by my mother, so...yeah. Your move, world.
Sorry buddy. What exactly are you doing to piss them off?
It's a story so long and boring that even Guster couldn't write it all up.

In a nutshell, my sister is 37 going on 15 who lashed out at my son back in February, storming out of the house without her kids and despite a promise to talk to him face to face and apologize, has never done so. My wife (and me) think she needs to be accountable for her actions and apologize for her outburst. My mother and my sister put the entire blame of her temper tantrum on the shoulders of my 10 year old son and have attacked his character, saying things that no parents should have to read or hear. It sucks but it is precisely what happened in my first marriage where my sister and mother tag teamed to trash my ex-wife to the point where she couldn't take it any longer. And they are doing it again with my current wife, who I adore and back 100%. My sister is a feckless, self centered, egotistical me-firster who doesn't pay her mortgage but belongs to a country club. She also has her hand out to my parents anytime she needs money and despite several promises to not enable her poor choices in life, they are always there to support her. I've had enough. We've had enough and just once I'd like karma to swoop in and kick her in the face.

Sucks for my dad, who is the nicest, most reserved person on the planet. Sucks for me wife too because she is a saint who is incredibly close to her family and is aghast at all of this fighting. Really sucks for my kids who are second fiddle to the miscreants my sister produced. And it sucks for me because I can't eat, can't really sleep, have trouble focusing at work and dive right into the closest bottle of booze I can find to numb my soul.

Blah blah blah, tl;dr, never watched a hotdog eating contest, fireworks cost too much, happy 4th, hope a bus hits me.
Again, sorry. Fortunately, I tend to invite the crazy into my life via dating/marriage, so I just have to break up with it (and then mend my fences).

In other words, is your sister seeing anyone?
Oh yeah, she's dating the great Hindu Extreme Skier who bought her motorcycle lessons for her birthday and takes her to the top of Mt. Hood with him. That reminds me: Can I get life insurance on somebody who isn't me or my wife?
:lmao: nothing like gambling on people's lives.

 
GM,

Instead of getting upset and constantly getting dumped on, can you just take the #### 'Em option a d take them out of your life?

 
Limp Ditka said:
Summary of recent events.... Ex wives suck. Glad I don't have one
Actually a big fan of mine. Like her much more now than I did when we were married. Hell, I even invited her to join us at a pool party today.
keeping your enemies closer?
The last few days have been pretty taxing for me and my wife. My sister and mother routinely gang up on us and lash out on emails, but this time, it got incredibly nasty and involved my kids. My ex-wife caught wind of it and jumped in to defend us in a very respectful and heartfelt manner. I thought that was very nice.

However, I have been disowned by my mother, so...yeah. Your move, world.
Sorry buddy. What exactly are you doing to piss them off?
It's a story so long and boring that even Guster couldn't write it all up.

In a nutshell, my sister is 37 going on 15 who lashed out at my son back in February, storming out of the house without her kids and despite a promise to talk to him face to face and apologize, has never done so. My wife (and me) think she needs to be accountable for her actions and apologize for her outburst. My mother and my sister put the entire blame of her temper tantrum on the shoulders of my 10 year old son and have attacked his character, saying things that no parents should have to read or hear. It sucks but it is precisely what happened in my first marriage where my sister and mother tag teamed to trash my ex-wife to the point where she couldn't take it any longer. And they are doing it again with my current wife, who I adore and back 100%. My sister is a feckless, self centered, egotistical me-firster who doesn't pay her mortgage but belongs to a country club. She also has her hand out to my parents anytime she needs money and despite several promises to not enable her poor choices in life, they are always there to support her. I've had enough. We've had enough and just once I'd like karma to swoop in and kick her in the face.

Sucks for my dad, who is the nicest, most reserved person on the planet. Sucks for me wife too because she is a saint who is incredibly close to her family and is aghast at all of this fighting. Really sucks for my kids who are second fiddle to the miscreants my sister produced. And it sucks for me because I can't eat, can't really sleep, have trouble focusing at work and dive right into the closest bottle of booze I can find to numb my soul.

Blah blah blah, tl;dr, never watched a hotdog eating contest, fireworks cost too much, happy 4th, hope a bus hits me.
Hang in there, man. I've seen enough family drama on my wife's side the past couple of years to last me a lifetime, but it sounds like it pales in comparison to yours. #### like this boggles my mind, because I didn't grow up around it.

 
I kinda like the word feckless. And vapid. Though I use both them superfluously and rarely sagaciously.

And thanks for the kind words, I appreciate it. 2:14 PDT...time for beer numero uno. #Warsteiner

 
Limp Ditka said:
Summary of recent events.... Ex wives suck. Glad I don't have one
Actually a big fan of mine. Like her much more now than I did when we were married. Hell, I even invited her to join us at a pool party today.
keeping your enemies closer?
The last few days have been pretty taxing for me and my wife. My sister and mother routinely gang up on us and lash out on emails, but this time, it got incredibly nasty and involved my kids. My ex-wife caught wind of it and jumped in to defend us in a very respectful and heartfelt manner. I thought that was very nice.

However, I have been disowned by my mother, so...yeah. Your move, world.
Sorry buddy. What exactly are you doing to piss them off?
It's a story so long and boring that even Guster couldn't write it all up.

In a nutshell, my sister is 37 going on 15 who lashed out at my son back in February, storming out of the house without her kids and despite a promise to talk to him face to face and apologize, has never done so. My wife (and me) think she needs to be accountable for her actions and apologize for her outburst. My mother and my sister put the entire blame of her temper tantrum on the shoulders of my 10 year old son and have attacked his character, saying things that no parents should have to read or hear. It sucks but it is precisely what happened in my first marriage where my sister and mother tag teamed to trash my ex-wife to the point where she couldn't take it any longer. And they are doing it again with my current wife, who I adore and back 100%. My sister is a feckless, self centered, egotistical me-firster who doesn't pay her mortgage but belongs to a country club. She also has her hand out to my parents anytime she needs money and despite several promises to not enable her poor choices in life, they are always there to support her. I've had enough. We've had enough and just once I'd like karma to swoop in and kick her in the face.

Sucks for my dad, who is the nicest, most reserved person on the planet. Sucks for me wife too because she is a saint who is incredibly close to her family and is aghast at all of this fighting. Really sucks for my kids who are second fiddle to the miscreants my sister produced. And it sucks for me because I can't eat, can't really sleep, have trouble focusing at work and dive right into the closest bottle of booze I can find to numb my soul.

Blah blah blah, tl;dr, never watched a hotdog eating contest, fireworks cost too much, happy 4th, hope a bus hits me.
Sorry man, I'm right there with you on the bottle... :vodkahighfive:
 
Limp Ditka said:
Summary of recent events.... Ex wives suck. Glad I don't have one
Actually a big fan of mine. Like her much more now than I did when we were married. Hell, I even invited her to join us at a pool party today.
keeping your enemies closer?
The last few days have been pretty taxing for me and my wife. My sister and mother routinely gang up on us and lash out on emails, but this time, it got incredibly nasty and involved my kids. My ex-wife caught wind of it and jumped in to defend us in a very respectful and heartfelt manner. I thought that was very nice.

However, I have been disowned by my mother, so...yeah. Your move, world.
Sorry buddy. What exactly are you doing to piss them off?
It's a story so long and boring that even Guster couldn't write it all up.

In a nutshell, my sister is 37 going on 15 who lashed out at my son back in February, storming out of the house without her kids and despite a promise to talk to him face to face and apologize, has never done so. My wife (and me) think she needs to be accountable for her actions and apologize for her outburst. My mother and my sister put the entire blame of her temper tantrum on the shoulders of my 10 year old son and have attacked his character, saying things that no parents should have to read or hear. It sucks but it is precisely what happened in my first marriage where my sister and mother tag teamed to trash my ex-wife to the point where she couldn't take it any longer. And they are doing it again with my current wife, who I adore and back 100%. My sister is a feckless, self centered, egotistical me-firster who doesn't pay her mortgage but belongs to a country club. She also has her hand out to my parents anytime she needs money and despite several promises to not enable her poor choices in life, they are always there to support her. I've had enough. We've had enough and just once I'd like karma to swoop in and kick her in the face.

Sucks for my dad, who is the nicest, most reserved person on the planet. Sucks for me wife too because she is a saint who is incredibly close to her family and is aghast at all of this fighting. Really sucks for my kids who are second fiddle to the miscreants my sister produced. And it sucks for me because I can't eat, can't really sleep, have trouble focusing at work and dive right into the closest bottle of booze I can find to numb my soul.

Blah blah blah, tl;dr, never watched a hotdog eating contest, fireworks cost too much, happy 4th, hope a bus hits me.
Again, sorry. Fortunately, I tend to invite the crazy into my life via dating/marriage, so I just have to break up with it (and then mend my fences).

In other words, is your sister seeing anyone?
Oh yeah, she's dating the great Hindu Extreme Skier who bought her motorcycle lessons for her birthday and takes her to the top of Mt. Hood with him. That reminds me: Can I get life insurance on somebody who isn't me or my wife?
:lmao: nothing like gambling on people's lives.
Well he is an objective gambler

 
I kinda like the word feckless. And vapid. Though I use both them superfluously and rarely sagaciously.

And thanks for the kind words, I appreciate it. 2:14 PDT...time for beer numero uno. #Warsteiner
am? If so I was slightly behind you cracking my first.
:lmao:

I love an early start but not THAT early. Have a conference call tomorrow morning that requires some sort of soberishness so I'll dial it back today. Somewhat.

 
I kinda like the word feckless. And vapid. Though I use both them superfluously and rarely sagaciously.

And thanks for the kind words, I appreciate it. 2:14 PDT...time for beer numero uno. #Warsteiner
am? If so I was slightly behind you cracking my first.
:lmao: I love an early start but not THAT early. Have a conference call tomorrow morning that requires some sort of soberishness so I'll dial it back today. Somewhat.
Yeah, sure, me too :oldunsure: I have a 5am with Mumbai, and I've found it helps me to understand if I'm a little bit sauced.

 
Abraham said:
Word to your mother.

About three time a year I go to bed without the worryfear that I'm going to wake up to a #### storm of epic proportions. This is one of those times. Like thanksgiving and Christmas I can be sure none of my customers will be calling needing something nor will the bank or vendors be calling looking for money. So I can relax a hair and enjoy myself. It's nice to delay the hornets nest for a few days.

My kids birthday is Friday and she is getting a bicycle. Her sibling will be here in February - wife had her first ultrasound today. I'm healthy and so is my family. I am still in a huge hole that will take years to fill in, but for a little while, tonight, things are okay here. Rest well jimtanners. If I were with you I'd turn down your sheets and put a dove chocolate on your pillow.
Great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?
i love that you actually copies and pasted that and didn't type it
Great man. That's awesome. Need a beer?

 
Feckless is a great word.

Suddenly I'm appreciating my relationship with my brother, whom I really don't like and figure the feeling is mutual, but we're way too German to have any confrontations about it.

I'm really sorry GBGM. Second the notion of just cutting the sister out of your life.

 
Feckless is a great word.

Suddenly I'm appreciating my relationship with my brother, whom I really don't like and figure the feeling is mutual, but we're way too German to have any confrontations about it.

I'm really sorry GBGM. Second the notion of just cutting the sister out of your life.
Now imagine your brother was French

 
I'm really sorry GBGM. Second the notion of just cutting the sister out of your life.
Sounds like the bigger issue will be with his mom. Can't really cut grandma out of your kids' lives because your sister is a #####.
Yeah, that's why I didn't suggest cutting mom out--well, for that reason and also because I'm sure he wants to keep a relationship with his dad.

Just a really crappy situation. :(

 
Limp Ditka said:
Summary of recent events.... Ex wives suck. Glad I don't have one
Actually a big fan of mine. Like her much more now than I did when we were married. Hell, I even invited her to join us at a pool party today.
keeping your enemies closer?
The last few days have been pretty taxing for me and my wife. My sister and mother routinely gang up on us and lash out on emails, but this time, it got incredibly nasty and involved my kids. My ex-wife caught wind of it and jumped in to defend us in a very respectful and heartfelt manner. I thought that was very nice.

However, I have been disowned by my mother, so...yeah. Your move, world.
Crap, that sucks.
 
Congrats Colin and Tre!

GBCD, seriously impressed you sexed your hot wife with all you were going through. Well done. :thumbup:
It was really more of a "I am getting older and want another kid and you have been mostly worthless for a while so maybe you can help me with this ONE thing. Now, take off your clothes and get to work..."

 
Congrats Colin and Tre!

GBCD, seriously impressed you sexed your hot wife with all you were going through. Well done. :thumbup:
It was really more of a "I am getting older and want another kid and you have been mostly worthless for a while so maybe you can help me with this ONE thing. Now, take off your clothes and get to work..."
Great man. That's awesome. Need a hand with those chores, let me know.

 

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