Guster
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it's just a little creepy. i mean, i just got done taking a dump in here, but hope your tooth brushing is going well, guy
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it's just a little creepy. i mean, i just got done taking a dump in here, but hope your tooth brushing is going well, guy
General Malaise
Footballguy
That all makes sense, thank you.1. I'm 90% sure he interviewed Pat before he died.Because, you know....Summerall is like, dead, right? Is Yandek getting interviews from beyond the grave? And let's say this is before his death...he wouldn't really give this guy a real interview, right? This is schtick, no? A Bigbottom/Slipperslope or Studs & Duds type fishing trip, right? Kige Ramsey? It's fake like wrestling? Serious question.
God, I thought the guy was part of this staff.Course if Dowling can make it, it's not THAT far fetched.
2. The original question is totally bizarre "what does it feel like, physically, when you're about to die?"
3. He confuses liver and kidney and Pat has to correct him
4. It's not shtick. CY is, what we like to say in education, "somewhere on the spectrum".
Just not sure how this monkey got up the ladder to interview a dying legend. Seems askew.
Guster
Footballguy
How's the ice situation?
mr roboto
Footballguy
The text on the link didn't prepare you for what was on there. I was on my phone in the waiting room of my accountant. Not cool if for some reason someone saw it over my shoulder. People read threads on their laptops at home, computers at work.I honestly think the reaction was a little overboard. Just don't look at it.I don't know, and I'm not the type that wants people banned, but that was waaaaaay uncool of him. And he's still posting today.Dude is the proudest purchaser of a Chinese wife in history.
BTW, my post (obliquely referencing that photo) about how he married a Chinese woman and could be on his seventh such wife for all we know, got deleted. Did he complain?
Bob Sacamano
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Tell her you contracted herpes before you married her.Well I don't know. I mean brown dotting is an effective option on occasion, I could get a secret snip job but I don't think that's a very good idea for the marriage to make that decision behind her back. Or I could just say no but she won't go on the pill (she gets sick when on birth control) so I would have to wrap it up or risk the pull out method.How are you going to stop her if she wants a third one?
General Malaise
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T Bell
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
A co-worker walked in on me sitting on the throne this morning. The men's room on my floor only has a single toilet in it and I locked the door. Apparently the lock doesn't catch right because my over-anxious co-worker rather easily opened the door and saw me in my glory.
T Bell
Footballguy
I'm guessing that that door has an automatic closer (whatever that thing's called), so it's always going to be closed.
If so, sorry pal, but that's on you.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Yes it's always closed, but still, you don't know if someone is in there. I've never opened that door without knocking.
krista4
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Not only that, that means the raft was asking for it.At least the raft was pink, so we know he's not gay.
In another case I'd say he was gonna get off, but you know what I mean.
krista4
Footballguy
Here's a business idea:
People with houses on the market pay you to put a "staging consultant" in their house. This person does not pay rent to the homeowner but watches the house and pays utilities. You can get the homeowner to pay you several hundred dollars up front and then a back-end fee of $1300-2000 depending upon how quickly they find a buyer for their house. AND you can get the staging consultants to pay you a fee to find them these houses where they can stay for free! AND if certain other things happen, like the consultant has to get out of the house in less than 28 days because of a quick closing, you can score another few thousand dollars.
People with houses on the market pay you to put a "staging consultant" in their house. This person does not pay rent to the homeowner but watches the house and pays utilities. You can get the homeowner to pay you several hundred dollars up front and then a back-end fee of $1300-2000 depending upon how quickly they find a buyer for their house. AND you can get the staging consultants to pay you a fee to find them these houses where they can stay for free! AND if certain other things happen, like the consultant has to get out of the house in less than 28 days because of a quick closing, you can score another few thousand dollars.
krista4
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Are we sure all 5 rafts were pink? Its possible that he was born bi-raftual.Not only that, that means the raft was asking for it.At least the raft was pink, so we know he's not gay.
In another case I'd say he was gonna get off, but you know what I mean.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Can you give a raft herpes??Are we sure all 5 rafts were pink? Its possible that he was born bi-raftual.Not only that, that means the raft was asking for it.At least the raft was pink, so we know he's not gay.
In another case I'd say he was gonna get off, but you know what I mean.
krista4
Footballguy
Good point. Probably not the same raft every time. I'd assume the prior rafts were taken into protective custody.Are we sure all 5 rafts were pink? Its possible that he was born bi-raftual.Not only that, that means the raft was asking for it.At least the raft was pink, so we know he's not gay.
In another case I'd say he was gonna get off, but you know what I mean.
T Bell
Footballguy
And here's a guy with a history of having sex with rafts. Do you arrest him if he's just blowing one up?Good point. Probably not the same raft every time. I'd assume the prior rafts were taken into protective custody.Are we sure all 5 rafts were pink? Its possible that he was born bi-raftual.Not only that, that means the raft was asking for it.At least the raft was pink, so we know he's not gay.
In another case I'd say he was gonna get off, but you know what I mean.
krista4
Footballguy
And here's a guy with a history of having sex with rafts. Do you arrest him if he's just blowing one up?Good point. Probably not the same raft every time. I'd assume the prior rafts were taken into protective custody.Are we sure all 5 rafts were pink? Its possible that he was born bi-raftual.Not only that, that means the raft was asking for it.At least the raft was pink, so we know he's not gay.
In another case I'd say he was gonna get off, but you know what I mean.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
And here's a guy with a history of having sex with rafts. Do you arrest him if he's just blowing one up?Good point. Probably not the same raft every time. I'd assume the prior rafts were taken into protective custody.Are we sure all 5 rafts were pink? Its possible that he was born bi-raftual.Not only that, that means the raft was asking for it.At least the raft was pink, so we know he's not gay.
In another case I'd say he was gonna get off, but you know what I mean.
Guster
Footballguy
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Thank you guys for the nice words. Means a lot.Good dude, hot wife, GMTANner. Things are looking up for our boy BuckSaw on Facebook. This is where your "only FB friends with people I've met" stance is detrimental.You got a pic or something?Why hasn't Buck Bradcanon's wife been placed in the "hot GMTAN wives" pantheon? Or did that happen and I missed it?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I brush my teeth after lunch. 
General Malaise
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You and your fancy, non-foaming, Trader Joe's toothpasteI brush my teeth after lunch.
mr roboto
Footballguy
Strange question...
Can you fly in a commercial plane and check a bag that contains a metal urn with cremated remains inside said urn? I have my grandfathers remains and we would like to scatter him in the Sierra Mountains outside of June Lake where both my dad and grandmothers ashes were scattered. I want to drive the urn out there and back. My wife thinks it would be better to fly, taking 2 days off the travel and giving us more time there. We live in Chicago.
Can you fly in a commercial plane and check a bag that contains a metal urn with cremated remains inside said urn? I have my grandfathers remains and we would like to scatter him in the Sierra Mountains outside of June Lake where both my dad and grandmothers ashes were scattered. I want to drive the urn out there and back. My wife thinks it would be better to fly, taking 2 days off the travel and giving us more time there. We live in Chicago.
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Ignoramus
Footballguy
Just make sure you stand upwind when you scatter them ashes.Strange question...
Can you fly in a commercial plane and check a bag that contains a metal urn with cremated remains inside said urn? I have my grandfathers remains and we would like to scatter him in the Sierra Mountains outside of June Lake where both my dad and grandmothers ashes were scattered. I want to drive the urn out there and back. My wife thinks it would be better to fly, taking 2 days off the travel and giving us more time there. We live in Chicago.
T Bell
Footballguy
I don't know. Call the airline and ask.Strange question...
Can you fly in a commercial plane and check a bag that contains a metal urn with cremated remains inside said urn? I have my grandfathers remains and we would like to scatter him in the Sierra Mountains outside of June Lake where both my dad and grandmothers ashes were scattered. I want to drive the urn out there and back. My wife thinks it would be better to fly, taking 2 days off the travel and giving us more time there. We live in Chicago.
I'm curious about the answer though as we (siblings) want to scatter my mom's ashes in the ocean, and they're currently in CO where she died.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
True story.Strange question...
Can you fly in a commercial plane and check a bag that contains a metal urn with cremated remains inside said urn? I have my grandfathers remains and we would like to scatter him in the Sierra Mountains outside of June Lake where both my dad and grandmothers ashes were scattered. I want to drive the urn out there and back. My wife thinks it would be better to fly, taking 2 days off the travel and giving us more time there. We live in Chicago.
When my grandma passed she was living in Little Rock. She grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and all the family plots are up here. My dad and all his brothers and sisters wanted to have the funeral service up here but did not want to go through the hassle of having her body shipped in a coffin, or have someone drive her back up here. They decided to cremate her in Little Rock and then FedEx'd the ashes in the urn to our house. I am not sure what they put down as the contents of the package or what kind of insurance they took out on it. Would have sucked if they lost my grandma.
So, FedEx the ashes to the hotel you are going to stay at.
General Malaise
Footballguy
True story.Strange question...
Can you fly in a commercial plane and check a bag that contains a metal urn with cremated remains inside said urn? I have my grandfathers remains and we would like to scatter him in the Sierra Mountains outside of June Lake where both my dad and grandmothers ashes were scattered. I want to drive the urn out there and back. My wife thinks it would be better to fly, taking 2 days off the travel and giving us more time there. We live in Chicago.
When my grandma passed she was living in Little Rock. She grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and all the family plots are up here. My dad and all his brothers and sisters wanted to have the funeral service up here but did not want to go through the hassle of having her body shipped in a coffin, or have someone drive her back up here. They decided to cremate her in Little Rock and then FedEx'd the ashes in the urn to our house. I am not sure what they put down as the contents of the package or what kind of insurance they took out on it. Would have sucked if they lost my grandma.
So, FedEx the ashes to the hotel you are going to stay at.
T Bell
Footballguy
Or send it to Arid Filch's old house and pick it up from there.True story.Strange question...
Can you fly in a commercial plane and check a bag that contains a metal urn with cremated remains inside said urn? I have my grandfathers remains and we would like to scatter him in the Sierra Mountains outside of June Lake where both my dad and grandmothers ashes were scattered. I want to drive the urn out there and back. My wife thinks it would be better to fly, taking 2 days off the travel and giving us more time there. We live in Chicago.
When my grandma passed she was living in Little Rock. She grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and all the family plots are up here. My dad and all his brothers and sisters wanted to have the funeral service up here but did not want to go through the hassle of having her body shipped in a coffin, or have someone drive her back up here. They decided to cremate her in Little Rock and then FedEx'd the ashes in the urn to our house. I am not sure what they put down as the contents of the package or what kind of insurance they took out on it. Would have sucked if they lost my grandma.
So, FedEx the ashes to the hotel you are going to stay at.
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Guster
Footballguy
Total TRE moveTrue story.When my grandma passed she was living in Little Rock. She grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and all the family plots are up here. My dad and all his brothers and sisters wanted to have the funeral service up here but did not want to go through the hassle of having her body shipped in a coffin, or have someone drive her back up here. They decided to cremate her in Little Rock and then FedEx'd the ashes in the urn to our house. I am not sure what they put down as the contents of the package or what kind of insurance they took out on it. Would have sucked if they lost my grandma.Strange question...
Can you fly in a commercial plane and check a bag that contains a metal urn with cremated remains inside said urn? I have my grandfathers remains and we would like to scatter him in the Sierra Mountains outside of June Lake where both my dad and grandmothers ashes were scattered. I want to drive the urn out there and back. My wife thinks it would be better to fly, taking 2 days off the travel and giving us more time there. We live in Chicago.
So, FedEx the ashes to the hotel you are going to stay at.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Total TRE moveTrue story.When my grandma passed she was living in Little Rock. She grew up in the suburbs of Chicago and all the family plots are up here. My dad and all his brothers and sisters wanted to have the funeral service up here but did not want to go through the hassle of having her body shipped in a coffin, or have someone drive her back up here. They decided to cremate her in Little Rock and then FedEx'd the ashes in the urn to our house. I am not sure what they put down as the contents of the package or what kind of insurance they took out on it. Would have sucked if they lost my grandma.Strange question...
Can you fly in a commercial plane and check a bag that contains a metal urn with cremated remains inside said urn? I have my grandfathers remains and we would like to scatter him in the Sierra Mountains outside of June Lake where both my dad and grandmothers ashes were scattered. I want to drive the urn out there and back. My wife thinks it would be better to fly, taking 2 days off the travel and giving us more time there. We live in Chicago.
So, FedEx the ashes to the hotel you are going to stay at.
Might as well send yourself some jerky and pedialyte while you're at it.
Officer Pete Malloy
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