GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

I'm not going to post in this thread today, but I am available via PM. So if you need to get a hold of me...you know what to do.

Am I the only one that doesn't understand this schtick?

 

[T Bell]

Just waiting for the day SLB finds a dead hooker.

did you hide one for him to find?

Treasure hunt.

"Getting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmer..."

 

[mr roboto]

Just waiting for the day SLB finds a dead hooker.

did you hide one for him to find?

Treasure hunt.

"Getting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmer..."

Over the river and through the woods, you will find Daisy pushing daisies.

 

[General Malaise]

So, uh...you wanna freak out the sweet lady who takes care of your baby girl during the week? Here's what you do:

1 - Buy her a Red Velvet Bundt Cake

2 - Let her attack it after dinner, no holds barred, no hands even better

3 - Bathe and Bed

4 - Wait

5 - ???

6 - Profit*

Poor lady thought my girl had blood in her poop. I knew that was possible with the food coloring in this one, but I guess I forgot to mention it to her this morning.

 

[General Malaise]

So, uh...you wanna freak out the sweet lady who takes care of your baby girl during the week? Here's what you do:

1 - Buy her a Red Velvet Bundt Cake

2 - Let her attack it after dinner, no holds barred, no hands even better

3 - Bathe and Bed

4 - Wait

5 - ???

6 - Profit*

Poor lady thought my girl had blood in her poop. I knew that was possible with the food coloring in this one, but I guess I forgot to mention it to her this morning.

And it's not really funny because the lady was very worried, but English is her second language and I had to fake cough to cover for laughing at her accented concern over what she found.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

-A lot of people here know people who have handled Chris Davis' balls.

-Tanner and Homer don't know who Chris Davis is, but they're both REALLY excited for the start of the Sri Lanka Premier League 2013.

So I thought for a second that Davis might have played some minor league ball here in town (he didn't) so I look him up.

Second listing under "player news" is from "Down With Goldy"

:buffsnails:

 

[General Malaise]

Remember that guy (Forrest Something) who hid/buried a few million in treasure, releasing a poem to the world to find it? My boss had a Dr. Apt last week and the nurse is an amateur treasure hunter (she basically has very good metal detectors and finds ideal spots to locate jewelry - she has one detector that goes under water and she says there's a bridge in a very small town that connects two pubs over a river...she says people get drunk and throw wedding rings off the bridge in anger or some such and finds them there all the time). Anyhow, she's part of some online blog community that is trying like hell to find that guy's hidden treasure. Her dream is to take off some time from work and go look for it.

Tl, dr.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Remember that guy (Forrest Something) who hid/buried a few million in treasure, releasing a poem to the world to find it? My boss had a Dr. Apt last week and the nurse is an amateur treasure hunter (she basically has very good metal detectors and finds ideal spots to locate jewelry - she has one detector that goes under water and she says there's a bridge in a very small town that connects two pubs over a river...she says people get drunk and throw wedding rings off the bridge in anger or some such and finds them there all the time). Anyhow, she's part of some online blog community that is trying like hell to find that guy's hidden treasure. Her dream is to take off some time from work and go look for it.

Tl, dr.

I still think it would be fun to buy a metal detector for me and kid to use to go find and dig up ish. Especially up on Lake Superior. Almost bought one this past spring.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess.

So I've been doing my own half-### version of the SLB Workout the last week or so. I've been walking about 4 miles every day. To avoid the heat I go at night. What sucks is that because it is dark I haven't found anything interesting yet. No money, no golfballs, no trinkets etc.

You found any discs?

Not walking anywhere near a DG course.

 

[General Malaise]

Remember that guy (Forrest Something) who hid/buried a few million in treasure, releasing a poem to the world to find it? My boss had a Dr. Apt last week and the nurse is an amateur treasure hunter (she basically has very good metal detectors and finds ideal spots to locate jewelry - she has one detector that goes under water and she says there's a bridge in a very small town that connects two pubs over a river...she says people get drunk and throw wedding rings off the bridge in anger or some such and finds them there all the time). Anyhow, she's part of some online blog community that is trying like hell to find that guy's hidden treasure. Her dream is to take off some time from work and go look for it.

Tl, dr.

I still think it would be fun to buy a metal detector for me and kid to use to go find and dig up ish. Especially up on Lake Superior. Almost bought one this past spring.

My boss just told me his sister sent his two sons a metal detector years ago and they never once used it. He's going to give it to me if he can find it. Pretty pumped up about this. My sons will fight over this thing. I'm guessing the beaches would be the ideal spot to go and look for stuff. The bridge/river/pup thing makes sense as well.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess.

So I've been doing my own half-### version of the SLB Workout the last week or so. I've been walking about 4 miles every day. To avoid the heat I go at night. What sucks is that because it is dark I haven't found anything interesting yet. No money, no golfballs, no trinkets etc.

You found any discs?

Not walking anywhere near a DG course.

You found any Happy Meals?

 

[T Bell]

I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess.

So I've been doing my own half-### version of the SLB Workout the last week or so. I've been walking about 4 miles every day. To avoid the heat I go at night. What sucks is that because it is dark I haven't found anything interesting yet. No money, no golfballs, no trinkets etc.

You found any discs?

Not walking anywhere near a DG course.

Oh, sorry. I thought you lived in the nice part of Oildale.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

you should host the next GMTAN cornhole. I'd like to see what the itinerary would look like.

Friday - arrivals, Meadow's Field pickup, getting settled into futons. Welcome bbq with tri-tip sliders and my school cafeteria's sloppy joes. I will have cases of Bud Light set up for everyone to visit and relax after their journey.

Saturday - Hot Pocket Brunch around 10-11 Sat afternoon - Frisbee golf excursion Sat early evening Happy hour Sat dinner- Dinner at Buck Owens Crystal Palace Steakhouse Sat night - Shuttle anyone who wants to go Kern County Museum, Prairie Fire or Arbys. others may want to hang out and visit/drink at tannerhause and listen to Pixies records.

Sunday - Cereal Brunch around 10-11 Afternoon quiz bowl tournament and shuttles to local sites of interest Late afternoon (for those still awake) - SB Party begins - Whole smoked Prime Rib or NY Sirloin plus tons of other typical SB foods. Monday - GET THE HELL OUT departures

decided to go back and find this post. was worth a bump.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess.

So I've been doing my own half-### version of the SLB Workout the last week or so. I've been walking about 4 miles every day. To avoid the heat I go at night. What sucks is that because it is dark I haven't found anything interesting yet. No money, no golfballs, no trinkets etc.

You found any discs?

Not walking anywhere near a DG course.

Oh, sorry. I thought you lived in the nice part of Oildale.

You thought wrong.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I really miss cereal and Hot Pockets.

 

[General Malaise]

I really miss cereal and Hot Pockets.

Man, you really ARE on to a health kick.

 

[T Bell]

Awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just waiting for the day SLB finds a dead hooker.

Probably inevitable since I'll have another major highway right by us this time next year. Why they are building this ####### thing is beyond reason. I hate.

I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess.

So I've been doing my own half-### version of the SLB Workout the last week or so. I've been walking about 4 miles every day. To avoid the heat I go at night. What sucks is that because it is dark I haven't found anything interesting yet. No money, no golfballs, no trinkets etc.

Good for you.

Good that I haven't found anything?

I haven't found anything good in awhile. Actually I did, a Harley hubcap in really nice shape. Figured I could sell it on E-bay. But it was early in my walk and I would be coming back the same way so I put it in some tall grass. When I got back, the city mowed and it was nowhere to be found.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just waiting for the day SLB finds a dead hooker.

Probably inevitable since I'll have another major highway right by us this time next year. Why they are building this ####### thing is beyond reason. I hate.

I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess.

So I've been doing my own half-### version of the SLB Workout the last week or so. I've been walking about 4 miles every day. To avoid the heat I go at night. What sucks is that because it is dark I haven't found anything interesting yet. No money, no golfballs, no trinkets etc.

Good for you.

Good that I haven't found anything?

I haven't found anything good in awhile. Actually I did, a Harley hubcap in really nice shape. Figured I could sell it on E-bay. But it was early in my walk and I would be coming back the same way so I put it in some tall grass. When I got back, the city mowed and it was nowhere to be found.

Motorcycles have hubcaps?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just waiting for the day SLB finds a dead hooker.

Probably inevitable since I'll have another major highway right by us this time next year. Why they are building this ####### thing is beyond reason. I hate.

I took a late walk and just came back a sweaty mess.

So I've been doing my own half-### version of the SLB Workout the last week or so. I've been walking about 4 miles every day. To avoid the heat I go at night. What sucks is that because it is dark I haven't found anything interesting yet. No money, no golfballs, no trinkets etc.

Good for you.

Good that I haven't found anything?

I haven't found anything good in awhile. Actually I did, a Harley hubcap in really nice shape. Figured I could sell it on E-bay. But it was early in my walk and I would be coming back the same way so I put it in some tall grass. When I got back, the city mowed and it was nowhere to be found.

Motorcycles have hubcaps?

Not my area of expertise. However it was 6-8" in diameter, chrome with Harley Davidson engraved in it.

 

[Frostillicus]

-A lot of people here know people who have handled Chris Davis' balls.

-Tanner and Homer don't know who Chris Davis is, but they're both REALLY excited for the start of the Sri Lanka Premier League 2013.

So I thought for a second that Davis might have played some minor league ball here in town (he didn't) so I look him up.

Second listing under "player news" is from "Down With Goldy"

WE DID IT!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I really miss cereal and Hot Pockets.

Man, you really ARE on to a health kick.

Atkins, broshambo. 15lbs in the last 3 weeks including 1.5 days at the beach of not giving a damn and a bunch of networking beers the other day.

 

[T Bell]

I really miss cereal and Hot Pockets.

Man, you really ARE on to a health kick.

Atkins, broshambo. 15lbs in the last 3 weeks including 1.5 days at the beach of not giving a damn and a bunch of networking beers the other day.

Congrats. Good to have nice tangible progress as an early reward.

 

[Drifter]

I really miss cereal and Hot Pockets.

Man, you really ARE on to a health kick.

Atkins, broshambo. 15lbs in the last 3 weeks including 1.5 days at the beach of not giving a damn and a bunch of networking beers the other day.

Congrats. Good to have nice tangible progress as an early reward.

That's the nice thing about going low protein. Very fast early returns.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I really miss cereal and Hot Pockets.

Man, you really ARE on to a health kick.

Atkins, broshambo. 15lbs in the last 3 weeks including 1.5 days at the beach of not giving a damn and a bunch of networking beers the other day.

Mrs. SLB has lost 16 pounds and 5-6 inches off her waist over the last 6 weeks. I think I might finally spring to have those varicose veins now. Her legs/thighs haven't looked this good in years.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and Hot Pockets are just disguised dog food right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and Hot Pockets are just disguised dog food right?

Shut your whore mouth.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and Hot Pockets are just disguised dog food right?

Shut your whore mouth.

 

[Thorn]

Remember that guy (Forrest Something) who hid/buried a few million in treasure, releasing a poem to the world to find it? My boss had a Dr. Apt last week and the nurse is an amateur treasure hunter (she basically has very good metal detectors and finds ideal spots to locate jewelry - she has one detector that goes under water and she says there's a bridge in a very small town that connects two pubs over a river...she says people get drunk and throw wedding rings off the bridge in anger or some such and finds them there all the time). Anyhow, she's part of some online blog community that is trying like hell to find that guy's hidden treasure. Her dream is to take off some time from work and go look for it.

Tl, dr.

I still think it would be fun to buy a metal detector for me and kid to use to go find and dig up ish. Especially up on Lake Superior. Almost bought one this past spring.

We rented one for my nephew at the beach this summer. Found a couple bucks worth of change (some of it I didn't even hide in advance), a lighter, and about 53 bottlecaps.

 

[T Bell]

Remember that guy (Forrest Something) who hid/buried a few million in treasure, releasing a poem to the world to find it? My boss had a Dr. Apt last week and the nurse is an amateur treasure hunter (she basically has very good metal detectors and finds ideal spots to locate jewelry - she has one detector that goes under water and she says there's a bridge in a very small town that connects two pubs over a river...she says people get drunk and throw wedding rings off the bridge in anger or some such and finds them there all the time). Anyhow, she's part of some online blog community that is trying like hell to find that guy's hidden treasure. Her dream is to take off some time from work and go look for it.

Tl, dr.

I still think it would be fun to buy a metal detector for me and kid to use to go find and dig up ish. Especially up on Lake Superior. Almost bought one this past spring.

We rented one for my nephew at the beach this summer. Found a couple bucks worth of change (some of it I didn't even hide in advance), a lighter, and about 53 bottlecaps.

I'd love to bury a fake landmine in the sand and then sit back and watch.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kill me now...

My youngest son is watching a replay of the home run derby. Older son and wife are sort of watching it with him.

Then they start arguing because youngest son declares that hitting a home run is "the hardest thing to do in sports".

Younger son is a big baseball fan. Older son is a big football fan. And my wife is a woman.

I had to put in my earbuds and play some loud music.

 

[Drifter]

Kill me now...

My youngest son is watching a replay of the home run derby. Older son and wife are sort of watching it with him.

Then they start arguing because youngest son declares that hitting a home run is "the hardest thing to do in sports".

Younger son is a big baseball fan. Older son is a big football fan. And my wife is a woman.

I had to put in my earbuds and play some loud music.

I think the normal beisbol argument in this vein is that hitting a major league curve is the hardest thing in sports.

 

[T Bell]

Kill me now...

My youngest son is watching a replay of the home run derby. Older son and wife are sort of watching it with him.

Then they start arguing because youngest son declares that hitting a home run is "the hardest thing to do in sports".

Younger son is a big baseball fan. Older son is a big football fan. And my wife is a woman.

I had to put in my earbuds and play some loud music.

I think the normal beisbol argument in this vein is that hitting a major league curve is the hardest thing in sports.

How could that be harder than hitting a knuckleball?

 

[T Bell]

Kill me now...

My youngest son is watching a replay of the home run derby. Older son and wife are sort of watching it with him.

Then they start arguing because youngest son declares that hitting a home run is "the hardest thing to do in sports".

Younger son is a big baseball fan. Older son is a big football fan. And my wife is a woman.

I had to put in my earbuds and play some loud music.

"No kids, the hardest thing in sports is getting laid after playing frisbee golf."

:dropsmicrophone:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hardest thing to do in professional sports is remain solvent.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kill me now...

My youngest son is watching a replay of the home run derby. Older son and wife are sort of watching it with him.

Then they start arguing because youngest son declares that hitting a home run is "the hardest thing to do in sports".

Younger son is a big baseball fan. Older son is a big football fan. And my wife is a woman.

I had to put in my earbuds and play some loud music.

"No kids, the hardest thing in sports is getting laid after playing frisbee golf."

:dropsmicrophone:

Great

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Remember that guy (Forrest Something) who hid/buried a few million in treasure, releasing a poem to the world to find it? My boss had a Dr. Apt last week and the nurse is an amateur treasure hunter (she basically has very good metal detectors and finds ideal spots to locate jewelry - she has one detector that goes under water and she says there's a bridge in a very small town that connects two pubs over a river...she says people get drunk and throw wedding rings off the bridge in anger or some such and finds them there all the time). Anyhow, she's part of some online blog community that is trying like hell to find that guy's hidden treasure. Her dream is to take off some time from work and go look for it.

Tl, dr.

I still think it would be fun to buy a metal detector for me and kid to use to go find and dig up ish. Especially up on Lake Superior. Almost bought one this past spring.

We rented one for my nephew at the beach this summer. Found a couple bucks worth of change (some of it I didn't even hide in advance), a lighter, and about 53 bottlecaps.

Awesome

My kid would eat that ish up. Not literally. Well, maybe literally.

 

[Gadzooks]

I really miss cereal and Hot Pockets.

Man, you really ARE on to a health kick.

Atkins, broshambo. 15lbs in the last 3 weeks including 1.5 days at the beach of not giving a damn and a bunch of networking beers the other day.

Mrs. SLB has lost 16 pounds and 5-6 inches off her waist over the last 6 weeks. I think I might finally spring to have those varicose veins now. Her legs/thighs haven't looked this good in years.

Thanks for making me stain my pants again today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Kill me now...

My youngest son is watching a replay of the home run derby. Older son and wife are sort of watching it with him.

Then they start arguing because youngest son declares that hitting a home run is "the hardest thing to do in sports".

Younger son is a big baseball fan. Older son is a big football fan. And my wife is a woman.

I had to put in my earbuds and play some loud music.

Your youngest son is pretty smart.

Remember that guy (Forrest Something) who hid/buried a few million in treasure, releasing a poem to the world to find it? My boss had a Dr. Apt last week and the nurse is an amateur treasure hunter (she basically has very good metal detectors and finds ideal spots to locate jewelry - she has one detector that goes under water and she says there's a bridge in a very small town that connects two pubs over a river...she says people get drunk and throw wedding rings off the bridge in anger or some such and finds them there all the time). Anyhow, she's part of some online blog community that is trying like hell to find that guy's hidden treasure. Her dream is to take off some time from work and go look for it.

Tl, dr.

I still think it would be fun to buy a metal detector for me and kid to use to go find and dig up ish. Especially up on Lake Superior. Almost bought one this past spring.

We rented one for my nephew at the beach this summer. Found a couple bucks worth of change (some of it I didn't even hide in advance), a lighter, and about 53 bottlecaps.

Awesome

My kid would eat that ish up. Not literally. Well, maybe literally.

I had one as a kid, actually still have it. I found a big piece of sheet metal that almost sliced my finger off when I was digging for it. Shocking I know.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks for making me stain my pants again today.

You know where she just got back from?

Spoiler

The sex toy store "so we could spice things up". She said there were a bunch of weird people there (shocking) so she's going to look online for some more stuff.

 

[phishphan]

Thanks for making me stain my pants again today.

You know where she just got back from?

Spoiler

The sex toy store "so we could spice things up". She said there were a bunch of weird people there (shocking) so she's going to look online for some more stuff.

prepare your anus!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Thanks for making me stain my pants again today.

You know where she just got back from?

Spoiler

The sex toy store "so we could spice things up". She said there were a bunch of weird people there (shocking) so she's going to look online for some more stuff.

Spoiler

prepare your anus!

Odd non sequitur?

 

[Guster]

I'm in an all day training with an Israeli Hostage Negotiator. Should be interesting

What are you learning today? Needlepoint?

Macramé

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks for making me stain my pants again today.

You know where she just got back from?

Spoiler

The sex toy store "so we could spice things up". She said there were a bunch of weird people there (shocking) so she's going to look online for some more stuff.

Spoiler

prepare your anus!

Spoiler

Odd non sequitur?

My pheromones are working quickly.

 

[Gadzooks]

Thanks for making me stain my pants again today.

You know where she just got back from?

Spoiler

The sex toy store "so we could spice things up". She said there were a bunch of weird people there (shocking) so she's going to look online for some more stuff.

I think my penis just fainted.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks for making me stain my pants again today.

You know where she just got back from?

Spoiler

The sex toy store "so we could spice things up". She said there were a bunch of weird people there (shocking) so she's going to look online for some more stuff.

Spoiler

I think my penis just fainted.

If I get you in the GMTAN SS, I'll send you a bottle of my sweat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Totally deserved it.

 

[T Bell]

Totally deserved it.

Should I tell that top commenter, Mike McCluskey, that "quarrel" is a noun and not an adjective?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Totally deserved it.

The guy who spilled the beer was also the shooter.

 

[Tecumseh]

Remember that guy (Forrest Something) who hid/buried a few million in treasure, releasing a poem to the world to find it? My boss had a Dr. Apt last week and the nurse is an amateur treasure hunter (she basically has very good metal detectors and finds ideal spots to locate jewelry - she has one detector that goes under water and she says there's a bridge in a very small town that connects two pubs over a river...she says people get drunk and throw wedding rings off the bridge in anger or some such and finds them there all the time). Anyhow, she's part of some online blog community that is trying like hell to find that guy's hidden treasure. Her dream is to take off some time from work and go look for it.

Tl, dr.

I still think it would be fun to buy a metal detector for me and kid to use to go find and dig up ish. Especially up on Lake Superior. Almost bought one this past spring.

My boss just told me his sister sent his two sons a metal detector years ago and they never once used it. He's going to give it to me if he can find it. Pretty pumped up about this. My sons will fight over this thing. I'm guessing the beaches would be the ideal spot to go and look for stuff. The bridge/river/pup thing makes sense as well.

It's fun, but be prepared for lots of hooks, sinkers, cans, crap, etc.