GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Thorn did you fix our football team yet?

 

[Thorn]

doing it now lol

 

[Thorn]

ps our team blows

 

[Frostillicus]

doing it now lol

good luck

 

[Frostillicus]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

You said you were gonna change things, man! Now you're just a puppet of Big Reality!

Hey just so you know when you go to a Best Buy ever look at the movies because I did all of that.

 

[Thorn]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

You said you were gonna change things, man! Now you're just a puppet of Big Reality!

Hey just so you know when you go to a Best Buy ever look at the movies because I did all of that.

like the racks that hold the movies? cause those look solid. not.

 

[Drifter]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

You said you were gonna change things, man! Now you're just a puppet of Big Reality!

Hey just so you know when you go to a Best Buy ever look at the movies because I did all of that.

Best what?

 

[Frostillicus]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

You said you were gonna change things, man! Now you're just a puppet of Big Reality!

Hey just so you know when you go to a Best Buy ever look at the movies because I did all of that.

Best what?

Quiet you

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

You said you were gonna change things, man! Now you're just a puppet of Big Reality!

Hey just so you know when you go to a Best Buy ever look at the movies because I did all of that.

You're a stockboy?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

listen im a lawyer

shots?

Alas, I have no liquor.

 

[Thorn]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

listen im a lawyer

shots?

Alas, I have no liquor.

you disgust me

Spoiler

no seriously no gay joke, you make me sick where is your vodka you ####

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Apparently Tori Spelling and her husband have a new show. Neato.

it's your industry

sigh

listen im a lawyer

shots?

Alas, I have no liquor.

you disgust me

Spoiler

no seriously no gay joke, you make me sick where is your vodka you ####

Sorry, dude. I feel bad about it if that's any consolation.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Haven't masturbated in like a week. Pretty sure I'm gonna make up for lost time pretty soon.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hai

Looks like I'm up after 6-7 hours of drunken "sleep".

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hai

Looks like I'm up after 6-7 hours of drunken "sleep".

Hey buddy. I'm just getting warmed up.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone ever looked in their fridge at 5am and thought, "Aww crap, I only got 10 more beers"?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Anyone ever looked in their fridge at 5am and thought, "Aww crap, I only got 10 more beers"?

I had +/-18 when I got home yesterday, plus a full fifth of Buca. Now I have 2 beers and no Sambuca.

Off to Food Lion in a bit to see if I can get knocked on my ### 2 Saturdays in a row (& get beer).

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone ever looked in their fridge at 5am and thought, "Aww crap, I only got 10 more beers"?

I had +/-18 when I got home yesterday, plus a full fifth of Buca. Now I have 2 beers and no Sambuca.

Off to Food Lion in a bit to see if I can get knocked on my ### 2 Saturdays in a row (& get beer).

I LOVE YOU!!!!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Anyone ever looked in their fridge at 5am and thought, "Aww crap, I only got 10 more beers"?

I had +/-18 when I got home yesterday, plus a full fifth of Buca. Now I have 2 beers and no Sambuca.

Off to Food Lion in a bit to see if I can get knocked on my ### 2 Saturdays in a row (& get beer).

I LOVE YOU!!!!

Anyone ever looked in their fridge at 5am and thought, "Aww crap, I only got 10 more beers"?

I had +/-18 when I got home yesterday, plus a full fifth of Buca. Now I have 2 beers and no Sambuca.

Off to Food Lion in a bit to see if I can get knocked on my ### 2 Saturdays in a row (& get beer).

I LOVE YOU!!!!

Back atcha!

Showered, laundry's started, I have a full tank of gas, and I'm wearing sunglasses - hit it

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone ever looked in their fridge at 5am and thought, "Aww crap, I only got 10 more beers"?

I had +/-18 when I got home yesterday, plus a full fifth of Buca. Now I have 2 beers and no Sambuca.

Off to Food Lion in a bit to see if I can get knocked on my ### 2 Saturdays in a row (& get beer).

I LOVE YOU!!!!

Anyone ever looked in their fridge at 5am and thought, "Aww crap, I only got 10 more beers"?

I had +/-18 when I got home yesterday, plus a full fifth of Buca. Now I have 2 beers and no Sambuca.

Off to Food Lion in a bit to see if I can get knocked on my ### 2 Saturdays in a row (& get beer).

I LOVE YOU!!!!

Back atcha!

Showered, laundry's started, I have a full tank of gas, and I'm wearing sunglasses - hit it

Double-quoting whore.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

It's like an eye-twitch - I never know when it's gonna start or stop. I suspect it may be the cheap-assed mouse I'm using. Sometimes, when I backspace, I go back 2 pages. I think the damned thing may be too sensitive (like Drake).

 

[Guster]

It's like an eye-twitch - I never know when it's gonna start or stop. I suspect it may be the cheap-assed mouse I'm using. Sometimes, when I backspace, I go back 2 pages. I think the damned thing may be too sensitive (like Drake).

I had the issue for a bit before I realized that if you hit reply, the new board automatically adds the text in the fast reply box at the bottom, but still keeps you at the post you want to reply to (ie - it doesn't automatically snap you down to the fast reply box). As a result, it can be easy to think that it must not have registered when you hit the reply button if you high enough up on a page that you can't see the fast reply box and you hit it again.

Not sure if this is the issue you're having too, but figured I'd share

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, off to see if I can piss off any more rednecks!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Thanks, Gusher. I understood one word in three, but it makes sorta-sense

 

[YSR]

Fantastic news, Bill! Really happy to hear it.

And at Homer calling anyone else a whore.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Fantastic news, Bill! Really happy to hear it.

And at Homer calling anyone else a whore.

Wanna make out?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I might just have to open that bottle of cutty.

Light colored turpentine for Uruk put me right to sleep.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I might just have to open that bottle of cutty.

Light colored turpentine for Uruk put me right to sleep.

Isn't turpentine clear?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I might just have to open that bottle of cutty.

Light colored turpentine for Uruk put me right to sleep.

Isn't turpentine clear?

#### if I know. Maybe it was just straight turpentine then. Not much color to this scotch.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

E-mom wait.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hah! Made it through unscathed - besides the $160 grocery bill. But I saved $13.42 with my MVP card!

Leeroy, I tried to tell everyone a week or so ago how bad that swill is. I think turpentine is better than Cutty. I'm no booze snob but, if I'm going to drink Scotch, it's got to be good-to-great.

Thanks, YSR. How'd Romo make out at the baby doctor?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

E-mom wait.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Hah! Made it through unscathed - besides the $160 grocery bill. But I saved $13.42 with my MVP card!

Leeroy, I tried to tell everyone a week or so ago how bad that swill is. I think turpentine is better than Cutty. I'm no booze snob but, if I'm going to drink Scotch, it's got to be good-to-great.

Thanks, YSR. How'd Romo make out at the baby doctor?

I know. That's why I drank it.

 

[Abraham]

Good morning gentlemen.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching Cheers. Good times.

 

[YSR]

Hah! Made it through unscathed - besides the $160 grocery bill. But I saved $13.42 with my MVP card!

Leeroy, I tried to tell everyone a week or so ago how bad that swill is. I think turpentine is better than Cutty. I'm no booze snob but, if I'm going to drink Scotch, it's got to be good-to-great.

Thanks, YSR. How'd Romo make out at the baby doctor?

Baby did great. Only cried for the duration of the shots and about 20 seconds after he picked her up. Not sure how long it took him to stop crying.

 

[Ignoramus]

Doctor Lucy just called. She's hard to understand over the phone - she talks really fast and has an accent. Hell, she's hard to understand in person, but I'm pretty sure she said (paraphrasing):

THAT MOTHER####ER IS ABOUT 10% THE SIZE IT WAS LAST WINTER!

I think she said "just a shadow now". More friggin radiation in a couple of weeks. "We going to kill that thing, Bill".

I may have a cocktail (not a euphemism or a band name).

Awesome news! Really happy to hear that.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Thanks for the ride home, GM

 

[cosjobs]

UH treating cancer like its white trash at the Food Lion checkout. He may get knocked on his ###, but he gets back up and the cancer gets carted to the pokey.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Anyone ever looked in their fridge at 5am and thought, "Aww crap, I only got 10 more beers"?

No. Stop buying them Abe style.

 

[kevzilla]

Incredible. I would rather watch soccer on TV than go to the gym right now. But then I look down and yep, I'm still a fat ####. So it's 30 minutes of interval hell on the elliptical for me.

 

[cstu]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.

Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.

Suck it, fatties.

My Link :15 mark

 

[Uruk-Hai]

UH treating cancer like its white trash at the Food Lion checkout. He may get knocked on his ###, but he gets back up and the cancer gets carted to the pokey.

Preach, brother.

 

[Guster]

Update: I weighed in at 149 lbs today, which means I continue fluctuate between 149 and 152 despite gaining strength. I can bench 200, shrug 300 five times and squat 300 as well.Tonight, I'm going to have Five Guys with a Founder's Centennial IPA or five.Suck it, fatties.

My Link :15 mark

 

[Guster]

This thread just feels better to me with UH around and posting

 

[General Malaise]

Bored. Anybody want to play cards or have sex or something?

GM - talked to a recruiter today about a job at Nike (who I was actually interviewing with when I took my current job)

Nike employees love Nike. The pay isn't the best, but the benefits are outstanding. The campus is awesome and you gotta love a place where you can just bump into famous athletes on a daily basis. Plus, you get 50% off of anything Nike sells, which is pretty sweet.

 

[General Malaise]

I think for one of my FF team names, I'm gonna use "The Diary of LisFranc."

A+ shtick.

Brilliant!

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks for the ride home, GM

GM: Providing Responsible Cornholes Since August 2013

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Bored. Anybody want to play cards or have sex or something?

GM - talked to a recruiter today about a job at Nike (who I was actually interviewing with when I took my current job)

Nike employees love Nike. The pay isn't the best, but the benefits are outstanding. The campus is awesome and you gotta love a place where you can just bump into famous athletes on a daily basis. Plus, you get 50% off of anything Nike sells, which is pretty sweet.

Including cole haan?

 

[UniAlias]

Thanks for the ride home, GM

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