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Stocking up for the winter?"Hi, can I get two eggs, three smokes, a handful of cheese and a packet of pepper?"
Stocking up for the winter?"Hi, can I get two eggs, three smokes, a handful of cheese and a packet of pepper?"
Stocking up for the winter?"Hi, can I get two eggs, three smokes, a handful of cheese and a packet of pepper?"
Now that is awesome.I peed on R Kelly's house once. But it was in the city awhile ago.
Do it luxury style, and you can call it A La Cartier."WHAT THE #### IS THIS ####?"
-Abraham, standing inside a Costco![]()
Business idea: a store that sells single portions of everything. One beer, one slice of cheese, two pieces of bread, one slice of ham, etc.
I like that actually. Plus it would give krista a new project.Open up a restaurant across the street.
Hire the hard working Nica employees.
Profit.
This would also give Krista an outlet that would be accomplishing some good in the world.Open up a restaurant across the street.
Hire the hard working Nica employees.
Profit.
And Mr. Krista could drink all of the beer he wanted straight out off a bottle
East Side deli rocks. It dates back to when that part of town was heavily Italian.Probably not what you're looking for, but we hit a really good deli that was very near the stadium. Short drive. East Side Deli, I think.ThanksNothing.Walking distance.How close? It's not like Wrigley where you're steps away from stuff.Anybody know of a good restaurant or bar near Dodger Stadium?![]()
There's lots of stuff within a short drive or shuttle bus ride, for instance in downtown, but you don't have bars or restaurants in walking distance.
Getting worked up or the oral sex?Seems like a lot of effort.Lots of married people seem to be worked up about the oral sex out there.
Shut it downDo we have a shared premium subscriber login in here? Jeep's worked for like 8 years and now it's dead.
Send me your info. TIA.Shut it downDo we have a shared premium subscriber login in here? Jeep's worked for like 8 years and now it's dead.
I dunno why, but the thought of somebody bringing this to a potluck....just slobbing it out on a paper plate with a spoon in it....Cranberry sauce![]()
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Could be good for some GMTAN pic shtick.Technically, they're dolls.Homer J Simpson said:Action figures!Officer Pete Malloy said:Shuke collects dolls.Homer J Simpson said:Shuke liked it. Everyone else is just stupid.Officer Pete Malloy said:Yes, yes it is.OK, I guess it's just me.OK, if you watched the first season of Hannibal, you know that Mads Mikkelson playing Lecter is ominous and creepy as ####. Well now there's a Tumblr that asks the all-important question, "What if Hannibal told lame jokes instead of implying cannibalism?"
I don't know if it's just me or what, but I was absolutely rolling at these...the reactions are priceless.
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McGarnicle said:Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.
McGarnicle said:Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.![]()
Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.

Thorn said:Stocking up for the winter?Abraham said:"Hi, can I get two eggs, three smokes, a handful of cheese and a packet of pepper?"
Who plays General Zod?Superman II is a pretty bad movie. For some reason I remembered it being better.
College was full of ingenious all-male solutions to modern living. Like buying crappy hard plastic dishes from Walmart and throwing them out after one use instead of washing them.McGarnicle said:Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.![]()
Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
You pooped on plastic dishes??College was full of ingenious all-male solutions to modern living. Like buying crappy hard plastic dishes from Walmart and throwing them out after one use instead of washing them.McGarnicle said:Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.![]()
Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
I know what you're going to say, why not just get paper plates and plastic utensils?
Because we weren't savages, that's why.
(also this is true: we really did do this my junior year.)
This sounds like a damn good gig.Gadzooks said:Homer, if you're looking for a job, I think I found one for you. Please see Sofa's post on Facebook.
I stole about 50 place settings out of my dorm cafeteria during my freshman year. Somehow they never stopped me walking out with a clanking backpack. We threw them out instead of washing them the whole next year in the apartment. Real plate for us. No cheap plastic, #####.College was full of ingenious all-male solutions to modern living. Like buying crappy hard plastic dishes from Walmart and throwing them out after one use instead of washing them.McGarnicle said:Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.![]()
Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
I know what you're going to say, why not just get paper plates and plastic utensils?
Because we weren't savages, that's why.
(also this is true: we really did do this my junior year.)
On at least 3 separate occasions some body smuggled a plate from the kitchen, pooped on it, and placed it in the bathtub at parties in college. This was at 2 different apartments over 2 years. We never identified the culprit.You pooped on plastic dishes??College was full of ingenious all-male solutions to modern living. Like buying crappy hard plastic dishes from Walmart and throwing them out after one use instead of washing them.McGarnicle said:Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.![]()
Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
I know what you're going to say, why not just get paper plates and plastic utensils?
Because we weren't savages, that's why.
(also this is true: we really did do this my junior year.)
Let's open a GMTAN restaurant across the street. Profit sharing only, we'll bunk at your house or monkey island. This country seems a bit......communistic. Sandineasters, something something. Let's turn this country on its ears! I could make a killing booking baseball bets if I could just learn Spanish. I assure you I could encourage people to eat for Chef Humzee. ]]Bob Sacamano said:Open up a restaurant across the street. YES. I ENDORSE THIS! HIRE A BUNCH OF US!
Hire the hard working Nica employees. NO. DO NO ENDORSE NO!
Profit. YES DO ENDORSE
Endorse.Let's open a GMTAN restaurant across the street. Profit sharing only, we'll bunk at your house or monkey island. This country seems a bit......communistic. Sandineasters, something something. Let's turn this country on its ears! I could make a killing booking baseball bets if I could just learn Spanish. I assure you I could encourage people to eat for Chef Humzee. ]]Bob Sacamano said:Open up a restaurant across the street. YES. I ENDORSE THIS! HIRE A BUNCH OF US!
Hire the hard working Nica employees. NO. DO NO ENDORSE NO!
Profit. YES DO ENDORSE
drnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk
McGarnicle said:Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.![]()
Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.![]()
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I like it. All of it.Endorse.Let's open a GMTAN restaurant across the street. Profit sharing only, we'll bunk at your house or monkey island. This country seems a bit......communistic. Sandineasters, something something. Let's turn this country on its ears! I could make a killing booking baseball bets if I could just learn Spanish. I assure you I could encourage people to eat for Chef Humzee. ]]Bob Sacamano said:Open up a restaurant across the street. YES. I ENDORSE THIS! HIRE A BUNCH OF US!
Hire the hard working Nica employees. NO. DO NO ENDORSE NO!
Profit. YES DO ENDORSE
drnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk
Plus, I know a bartender.![]()
Just be sure to wrap them in bubble wrap, so they don't break.K4> If you need two small boys to run around and entertain the crowd, I know a couple guys. I will happily drill a few holes in some shipping crates and send them down tomorrow.
Smart move.I think I'll put some memory foam on top of the boxes so they don't fly out.
What thread do you think you're in?BEIJING (AP) Police in China say a woman tricked a 6-year-old boy into going into a field, and then removed his eyeballs.
The boy's brutal ordeal happened Saturday in a rural area of Linfen city in Shanxi province, the city's police bureau said in a statement.
A police officer confirmed Wednesday that the boy's eyeballs had been removed. The officer, who only gave his surname, Liu, said he couldn't speculate on a motive because the investigation was continuing. "We are sparing no efforts trying to solve this case," he added.
Liu said the two eyeballs were found at the scene, and that the corneas hadn't been removed. State media previously had raised the possibility that the boy's corneas were taken for sale because of a donor shortage in China.
Gayest thing I've ever heard of, and this includes several thousand Woz posts.God help me. I've voluntarily watched the last hour of Magic Mike by my own accord. I cannot stop watching. I'm.....moderately entertained. Gay?
You eat all the poop chutes.God help me. I've voluntarily watched the last hour of Magic Mike by my own accord. I cannot stop watching. I'm.....moderately entertained. Gay?
I see what you did there.Just seeing who else has me on ignore.