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Open up a restaurant across the street.

Hire the hard working Nica employees.

Profit.
I like that actually. Plus it would give krista a new project.

Open up a restaurant across the street.

Hire the hard working Nica employees.

Profit.
This would also give Krista an outlet that would be accomplishing some good in the world.

And Mr. Krista could drink all of the beer he wanted straight out off a bottle
:hifive:

 
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Anybody know of a good restaurant or bar near Dodger Stadium?
How close? It's not like Wrigley where you're steps away from stuff.
Walking distance.
Nothing. :shrug:

There's lots of stuff within a short drive or shuttle bus ride, for instance in downtown, but you don't have bars or restaurants in walking distance.
Thanks
Probably not what you're looking for, but we hit a really good deli that was very near the stadium. Short drive. East Side Deli, I think.
East Side deli rocks. It dates back to when that part of town was heavily Italian.

Order the meatball sandwich.

 
Checking out the Who's Hottest threads while women's tennis is on my TV is, ummm, entertaining.

 
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Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
OK, if you watched the first season of Hannibal, you know that Mads Mikkelson playing Lecter is ominous and creepy as ####. Well now there's a Tumblr that asks the all-important question, "What if Hannibal told lame jokes instead of implying cannibalism?"

I don't know if it's just me or what, but I was absolutely rolling at these...the reactions are priceless.

Here you go.
OK, I guess it's just me. :kicksrock:
Yes, yes it is.
Shuke liked it. Everyone else is just stupid.
Shuke collects dolls.
Action figures!
Technically, they're dolls.

 
McGarnicle said:
Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.
:lmao:

Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.

 
McGarnicle said:
Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.
:lmao:

Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
:lmao: :lmao:

 
McGarnicle said:
Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.
:lmao:

Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
College was full of ingenious all-male solutions to modern living. Like buying crappy hard plastic dishes from Walmart and throwing them out after one use instead of washing them.

I know what you're going to say, why not just get paper plates and plastic utensils?

Because we weren't savages, that's why.

(also this is true: we really did do this my junior year.)

 
McGarnicle said:
Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.
:lmao:

Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
College was full of ingenious all-male solutions to modern living. Like buying crappy hard plastic dishes from Walmart and throwing them out after one use instead of washing them.

I know what you're going to say, why not just get paper plates and plastic utensils?

Because we weren't savages, that's why.

(also this is true: we really did do this my junior year.)
You pooped on plastic dishes??
 
McGarnicle said:
Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.
:lmao:

Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
College was full of ingenious all-male solutions to modern living. Like buying crappy hard plastic dishes from Walmart and throwing them out after one use instead of washing them.

I know what you're going to say, why not just get paper plates and plastic utensils?

Because we weren't savages, that's why.

(also this is true: we really did do this my junior year.)
I stole about 50 place settings out of my dorm cafeteria during my freshman year. Somehow they never stopped me walking out with a clanking backpack. We threw them out instead of washing them the whole next year in the apartment. Real plate for us. No cheap plastic, #####.

 
McGarnicle said:
Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.
:lmao:

Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
College was full of ingenious all-male solutions to modern living. Like buying crappy hard plastic dishes from Walmart and throwing them out after one use instead of washing them.

I know what you're going to say, why not just get paper plates and plastic utensils?

Because we weren't savages, that's why.

(also this is true: we really did do this my junior year.)
You pooped on plastic dishes??
On at least 3 separate occasions some body smuggled a plate from the kitchen, pooped on it, and placed it in the bathtub at parties in college. This was at 2 different apartments over 2 years. We never identified the culprit.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Open up a restaurant across the street. YES. I ENDORSE THIS! HIRE A BUNCH OF US!

Hire the hard working Nica employees. NO. DO NO ENDORSE NO!

Profit. YES DO ENDORSE
Let's open a GMTAN restaurant across the street. Profit sharing only, we'll bunk at your house or monkey island. This country seems a bit......communistic. Sandineasters, something something. Let's turn this country on its ears! I could make a killing booking baseball bets if I could just learn Spanish. I assure you I could encourage people to eat for Chef Humzee. ]]

drnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Open up a restaurant across the street. YES. I ENDORSE THIS! HIRE A BUNCH OF US!

Hire the hard working Nica employees. NO. DO NO ENDORSE NO!

Profit. YES DO ENDORSE
Let's open a GMTAN restaurant across the street. Profit sharing only, we'll bunk at your house or monkey island. This country seems a bit......communistic. Sandineasters, something something. Let's turn this country on its ears! I could make a killing booking baseball bets if I could just learn Spanish. I assure you I could encourage people to eat for Chef Humzee. ]]

drnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk
Endorse.

Plus, I know a bartender. :hey:

 
McGarnicle said:
Sometimes a fraction of a second can really screw up your afternoon. If I could've sat down just a little quicker, I wouldn't have sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet seat. Got it all in the hinges -- not interested in cleaning that, removed the seat and threw it in the trash.
:lmao:

Reminds me of the time in college my roommate decided it would be easier to paint the toilet seat with white spray paint rather than clean it.
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Open up a restaurant across the street. YES. I ENDORSE THIS! HIRE A BUNCH OF US!

Hire the hard working Nica employees. NO. DO NO ENDORSE NO!

Profit. YES DO ENDORSE
Let's open a GMTAN restaurant across the street. Profit sharing only, we'll bunk at your house or monkey island. This country seems a bit......communistic. Sandineasters, something something. Let's turn this country on its ears! I could make a killing booking baseball bets if I could just learn Spanish. I assure you I could encourage people to eat for Chef Humzee. ]]

drnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk
Endorse.

Plus, I know a bartender. :hey:
I like it. All of it.

 
K4> If you need two small boys to run around and entertain the crowd, I know a couple guys. I will happily drill a few holes in some shipping crates and send them down tomorrow.

 
BEIJING (AP) Police in China say a woman tricked a 6-year-old boy into going into a field, and then removed his eyeballs.

The boy's brutal ordeal happened Saturday in a rural area of Linfen city in Shanxi province, the city's police bureau said in a statement.

A police officer confirmed Wednesday that the boy's eyeballs had been removed. The officer, who only gave his surname, Liu, said he couldn't speculate on a motive because the investigation was continuing. "We are sparing no efforts trying to solve this case," he added.

Liu said the two eyeballs were found at the scene, and that the corneas hadn't been removed. State media previously had raised the possibility that the boy's corneas were taken for sale because of a donor shortage in China.

 
BEIJING (AP) Police in China say a woman tricked a 6-year-old boy into going into a field, and then removed his eyeballs.

The boy's brutal ordeal happened Saturday in a rural area of Linfen city in Shanxi province, the city's police bureau said in a statement.

A police officer confirmed Wednesday that the boy's eyeballs had been removed. The officer, who only gave his surname, Liu, said he couldn't speculate on a motive because the investigation was continuing. "We are sparing no efforts trying to solve this case," he added.

Liu said the two eyeballs were found at the scene, and that the corneas hadn't been removed. State media previously had raised the possibility that the boy's corneas were taken for sale because of a donor shortage in China.
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