GM's thread about nothing (80 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm pretty interested by this Syria thing, and I haven't been in that thread yet. So I check out who's posted in it, and I see "Timschochet - 78" at the top of the leaderboard. So, skipping that one.

I think I checked in once and, as I scrolled to the bottom to see "the latest" like I usually do, I saw his name pass by and immediately backed out. I figured he was having a debate with himself about the role of anti-semitism in the PED scandal and how it tied in with bio-engineered beef products in Nepal that were being used to ferry illegal arms in to Syria and I didn't really want to deal with that.

He has an amazing lack of self-awareness.

Need the mods to set up a "Timmy Thread About Everything" thread and keep him in there like a cage.

 

[Thorn]

So if I want to start watching Breaking Bad, I have to sign up for a "free" account at this place by entering my credit card information? Seems legit.

Suddenly I'm feeling older than Tanner.

Not on Darewall.

Or couchtuner

 

[UOFI_316]

I'm pretty interested by this Syria thing, and I haven't been in that thread yet. So I check out who's posted in it, and I see "Timschochet - 78" at the top of the leaderboard. So, skipping that one.

I think I checked in once and, as I scrolled to the bottom to see "the latest" like I usually do, I saw his name pass by and immediately backed out. I figured he was having a debate with himself about the role of anti-semitism in the PED scandal and how it tied in with bio-engineered beef products in Nepal that were being used to ferry illegal arms in to Syria and I didn't really want to deal with that.

He has an amazing lack of self-awareness.

Need the mods to set up a "Timmy Thread About Everything" thread and keep him in there like a cage.

GM tried it once.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi guys.

 

[Hawks64]

Hi guys.

You're up awful early or are you just getting home?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi guys.

You're up awful early or are you just getting home?

Early start to the day.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hi guys.

You're up awful early or are you just getting home?

Early start to the day.

 

[-fish-]

Stupid Washington drivers. You'd think they could handle rain.

Rear ended by a guy this morning that doesn't understand that in stop and go rush hour traffic there's really no reason to try go 50 mph for 100 feet. Oh, and he didn't have insurance. Yay!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Stupid Washington drivers. You'd think they could handle rain.

Rear ended by a guy this morning that doesn't understand that in stop and go rush hour traffic there's really no reason to try go 50 mph for 100 feet. Oh, and he didn't have insurance. Yay!

Ouch.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Stupid Washington drivers. You'd think they could handle rain.

Rear ended by a guy this morning that doesn't understand that in stop and go rush hour traffic there's really no reason to try go 50 mph for 100 feet. Oh, and he didn't have insurance. Yay!

You think he'll call?

 

[krista4]

So how old? 45? 46?

Si, cuarenta y seis.

Cool.

How's your weight? Keeping that under control lately?

Well, I don't own a scale (or anything else), but our pre-move, stressed-out diet consisted mostly of meatball sandwiches, so that probably wasn't good, but in Granada I get a lot more exercise and eat less, which is good. Might be balanced out but still nowhere near my pre-Memphis weight.

How's your marriage?

 

[FDAS]

CLAWS OUT

 

[Hawks64]

Hi guys.

You're up awful early or are you just getting home?

Early start to the day.

 

[Hawks64]

Stupid Washington drivers. You'd think they could handle rain.

Rear ended by a guy this morning that doesn't understand that in stop and go rush hour traffic there's really no reason to try go 50 mph for 100 feet. Oh, and he didn't have insurance. Yay!

That's a fun start to to the day!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

So how old? 45? 46?

Si, cuarenta y seis.

Cool.

How's your weight? Keeping that under control lately?

Well, I don't own a scale (or anything else), but our pre-move, stressed-out diet consisted mostly of meatball sandwiches, so that probably wasn't good, but in Granada I get a lot more exercise and eat less, which is good. Might be balanced out but still nowhere near my pre-Memphis weight.

How's your marriage?

Ah yes, i'm very familiar with stress eating. Probably why i'm an actual fatass (unlike you).

As for the marriage - well I couldn't get her to leave so we decided to get a new house instead.

She started working a second job part time, then got a spiffy new first job with a big pay increase which has relieved much financial stress. So I'm thinking I'll keep her.

For now.

 

[krista4]

So how old? 45? 46?

Si, cuarenta y seis.

Cool.

How's your weight? Keeping that under control lately?

Well, I don't own a scale (or anything else), but our pre-move, stressed-out diet consisted mostly of meatball sandwiches, so that probably wasn't good, but in Granada I get a lot more exercise and eat less, which is good. Might be balanced out but still nowhere near my pre-Memphis weight.

How's your marriage?

Ah yes, i'm very familiar with stress eating. Probably why i'm an actual fatass (unlike you).

As for the marriage - well I couldn't get her to leave so we decided to get a new house instead.

She started working a second job part time, then got a spiffy new first job with a big pay increase which has relieved much financial stress. So I'm thinking I'll keep her.

For now.

That's awesome. I know a lot of people here were rooting for you. And very glad to have you back!

 

[krista4]

CLAWS OUT

I'm a big (no comment) CQ fan.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

wanna make out?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Overheard on the radio today: "Non-alcoholic beer is like a sexless marriage."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Daily cat fix

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

YOu guys see this? Iraq war vet turns the tables on a robber? Solid move pulling a gun on someone and then letting him grab your arm.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Overheard on the radio today: "Non-alcoholic beer is like a sexless marriage."

Once you have a non-alcoholic beer, let us know how they compare.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Daily cat fix

That cat isn't fixed

 

[FDAS]

Overheard on the radio today: "Non-alcoholic beer is like a sexless marriage."

I've been drinking a lot of "non-alcoholic beer" lately.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Felt the need for more cat

And repost cat

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Overheard on the radio today: "Non-alcoholic beer is like a sexless marriage."

Once you have a non-alcoholic beer, let us know how they compare.

my link

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Overheard on the radio today: "Non-alcoholic beer is like a sexless marriage."

I've been drinking a lot of "non-alcoholic beer" lately.

I think the quotes should only go around the word beer.

Why?

 

[krista4]

wanna make out?

I assume 'zooks will be by any minute to respond.

Felt the need for more cat

And repost cat

Both are

 

[kevzilla]

Happy Birthday, krista!

 

[General Malaise]

I'm pretty interested by this Syria thing, and I haven't been in that thread yet. So I check out who's posted in it, and I see "Timschochet - 78" at the top of the leaderboard. So, skipping that one.

I think I checked in once and, as I scrolled to the bottom to see "the latest" like I usually do, I saw his name pass by and immediately backed out. I figured he was having a debate with himself about the role of anti-semitism in the PED scandal and how it tied in with bio-engineered beef products in Nepal that were being used to ferry illegal arms in to Syria and I didn't really want to deal with that.

He has an amazing lack of self-awareness.

Need the mods to set up a "Timmy Thread About Everything" thread and keep him in there like a cage.

Now that's a good idea.

 

[Gadzooks]

wanna make out?

With you or with Homer or just in general? I'd probably answer yes to most of those.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm also in the subscriber contest. I really appreciate the site more now that they've cut the dead weight out of the writing staff.

My best friend has been a subscriber for years, but never plays. I play for him. We got as far as week 8 or 9 a couple years back. We split it when we win it. This year, I made sure to have 30 players/$250 on the nose.

Gotta believe >90% are on a certain WR for $2.

 

[General Malaise]

wanna make out?

With you or with Homer or just in general? I'd probably answer yes to most of those.

How about THE General?

 

[Limp Ditka]

wanna make out?

With you or with Homer or just in general? I'd probably answer yes to most of those.

How about THE General?

 

[krista4]

Happy Birthday, krista!

Is this for next year?

 

[YSR]

What's tonight's play, fellas? I have another $50 free play.

And a very belated Happy Birthday, k4. I have a hard time keeping up here and am rarely on FB (unless it's to post pictures of my child), so I kind of missed the boat. Hope there were lots of fireworks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Congrats on your baht mitzvah, Kristal

 

[General Malaise]

Overheard on the radio today: "Non-alcoholic beer is like a sexless marriage."

I've been drinking a lot of "non-alcoholic beer" lately.

Out. Out now.

 

[General Malaise]

What's tonight's play, fellas? I have another $50 free play.

And a very belated Happy Birthday, k4. I have a hard time keeping up here and am rarely on FB (unless it's to post pictures of my child), so I kind of missed the boat. Hope there were lots of fireworks.

Yeah, this "make a Scrabble move" every other week is pretty irritating. Between you and Gadzooks it's like racing a disabled sloth and a deformed turtle.

 

[YSR]

What's tonight's play, fellas? I have another $50 free play.

And a very belated Happy Birthday, k4. I have a hard time keeping up here and am rarely on FB (unless it's to post pictures of my child), so I kind of missed the boat. Hope there were lots of fireworks.

Yeah, this "make a Scrabble move" every other week is pretty irritating. Between you and Gadzooks it's like racing a disabled sloth and a deformed turtle.

Sorry! You're actually one of the only reasons I even log on there anymore.

 

[General Malaise]

What's tonight's play, fellas? I have another $50 free play.

And a very belated Happy Birthday, k4. I have a hard time keeping up here and am rarely on FB (unless it's to post pictures of my child), so I kind of missed the boat. Hope there were lots of fireworks.

I like Over 49.5, but have been abysmal to start the year. Fade Forrest.

 

[Gadzooks]

wanna make out?

With you or with Homer or just in general? I'd probably answer yes to most of those.

How about THE General?

Depends. Are you clean? I'd hate to catch anything.

 

[General Malaise]

What's tonight's play, fellas? I have another $50 free play.

And a very belated Happy Birthday, k4. I have a hard time keeping up here and am rarely on FB (unless it's to post pictures of my child), so I kind of missed the boat. Hope there were lots of fireworks.

Yeah, this "make a Scrabble move" every other week is pretty irritating. Between you and Gadzooks it's like racing a disabled sloth and a deformed turtle.

Sorry! You're actually one of the only reasons I even log on there anymore.

Ditto.

Okay, that's not true. I'm a shameless facebook hooooooooor for attention like I am here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

wanna make out?

With you or with Homer or just in general? I'd probably answer yes to most of those.

How about THE General?

This ### hole?

 

[FDAS]

What's tonight's play, fellas? I have another $50 free play.

And a very belated Happy Birthday, k4. I have a hard time keeping up here and am rarely on FB (unless it's to post pictures of my child), so I kind of missed the boat. Hope there were lots of fireworks.

Diamondbacks run line +100 is a sneaky play. Voglesong gets hit pretty well by the Diamondbacks.

Or you could just lay the 7 with the Broncos and hope.

 

[Gadzooks]

What's tonight's play, fellas? I have another $50 free play.

And a very belated Happy Birthday, k4. I have a hard time keeping up here and am rarely on FB (unless it's to post pictures of my child), so I kind of missed the boat. Hope there were lots of fireworks.

Yeah, this "make a Scrabble move" every other week is pretty irritating. Between you and Gadzooks it's like racing a disabled sloth and a deformed turtle.

Am I the sloth or the turtle?

 

[General Malaise]

wanna make out?

With you or with Homer or just in general? I'd probably answer yes to most of those.

How about THE General?

Depends. Are you clean? I'd hate to catch anything.

Am I clean? You could slurp soup outta me I'm so clean.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not sure if this is cute or nightmarish. ( and I know what you're thinking but that's not Carl)

 

[General Malaise]

Paypal and it's Family are a ####....

Sent by: Nathan Frostyman (The sender of this payment is Verified) Buyer email: removed@protecttheinnocent Payment sent to: badmofo@largejohnson.com Amount received: $0.66 USD Fee amount: -$0.32 USD Net amount: $0.34 USD

Why do they only take fees out of Frosty?

 

[FDAS]

Paypal and it's Family are a ####....

Sent by: Nathan Frostyman (The sender of this payment is Verified) Buyer email: removed@protecttheinnocent Payment sent to: badmofo@largejohnson.com Amount received: $0.66 USD Fee amount: -$0.32 USD Net amount: $0.34 USD

Why do they only take fees out of Frosty?

He's using a credit card. WTFG FROSTY.