GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[T Bell]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

Hit it, but rent and don't buy.

Oh, and you'll have to find another place to get your pedi's, you .

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Maybe I should move to Nicaragua. I hear that's a cool place to live.

For a month.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Maybe I should move to Nicaragua. I hear that's a cool place to live.

For a month.

Whoa, easy on the long-term commitments there, guy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Maybe I should move to Nicaragua. I hear that's a cool place to live.

For a month.

Whoa, easy on the long-term commitments there, guy.

This is why I pay 1/30th of my rent each day.

 

[Thorn]

K4, the headline of this article might be suggesting a place for your new home: my link

Jenny should probably effort a little more to make friends. Jeez. Sounds like a real termagant.

Of all the people here, GM was not the one I would have thought would use a word I had to look up. (No offense, GB.)

I thought for sure it was a misspelling that I couldn't decipher.

 

[T Bell]

Maybe I should move to Nicaragua. I hear that's a cool place to live.

For a month.

Whoa, easy on the long-term commitments there, guy.

This is why I pay 1/30th of my rent each day.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

I don't see the problem here GB.

Not with Wendy at least. Careful with Christina... don't want to be the next poor ******* financing an Asian friend's gambling problem. And careful with all the "aah" replies... guaranteed panty dropper.

I'm a bit ascared of Wendy's "I live close to you". I asked her where and it's way too close.

 

[General Malaise]

K4, the headline of this article might be suggesting a place for your new home: my link

Jenny should probably effort a little more to make friends. Jeez. Sounds like a real termagant.

Of all the people here, GM was not the one I would have thought would use a word I had to look up. (No offense, GB.)

Oh, I've got a 5-star vocabulary, baby. I just don't really know how to spell it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

I don't see the problem here GB.

Not with Wendy at least. Careful with Christina... don't want to be the next poor ******* financing an Asian friend's gambling problem. And careful with all the "aah" replies... guaranteed panty dropper.

I'm a bit ascared of Wendy's "I live close to you". I asked her where and it's way too close.

"Ah, so your walk of shame will be short." (hahahaha)

 

[General Malaise]

You know what's awesome about my job? Selling is really tough and then once you do, people feel like they can pay you whenever they want. Then when you have the nerve to contact them the hundredth time about it they feel like they can yell at you and act like it isn't any big deal owing a couple of grand. They're a big shot. No time to #### with such a small amount.

At least back in the day I could threaten violence. Nobody dared yell at me then. I really need to reevaluate my life.

You wanna get in with me and GM on our "illicit services to rich guys" business?

What should we call this thing? "The Vault"? "Vices Anonymous"? "Homer & Daughters"?

 

[General Malaise]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

Never had a pedicure. Terrified of other people holding my grotesque feet. But you make a pretty convincing case for seeking one out.

 

[General Malaise]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

I don't see the problem here GB.

Not with Wendy at least. Careful with Christina... don't want to be the next poor ******* financing an Asian friend's gambling problem. And careful with all the "aah" replies... guaranteed panty dropper.

I'm a bit ascared of Wendy's "I live close to you". I asked her where and it's way too close.

"Ah, so your walk of shame will be short." (hahahaha)

 

[kevzilla]

Uruk>PM johnnycakes for more info.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Uruk>PM johnnycakes for more info than you could ever want or use.

Fixed.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know what's awesome about my job? Selling is really tough and then once you do, people feel like they can pay you whenever they want. Then when you have the nerve to contact them the hundredth time about it they feel like they can yell at you and act like it isn't any big deal owing a couple of grand. They're a big shot. No time to #### with such a small amount.

At least back in the day I could threaten violence. Nobody dared yell at me then. I really need to reevaluate my life.

You wanna get in with me and GM on our "illicit services to rich guys" business?

What should we call this thing? "The Vault"? "Vices Anonymous"? "Homer & Daughters"?

Pinkberry. Unless that's taken.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

K4, the headline of this article might be suggesting a place for your new home: my link

Jenny should probably effort a little more to make friends. Jeez. Sounds like a real termagant.

Of all the people here, GM was not the one I would have thought would use a word I had to look up. (No offense, GB.)

You must have forgotten about me.

You know what's awesome about my job? Selling is really tough and then once you do, people feel like they can pay you whenever they want. Then when you have the nerve to contact them the hundredth time about it they feel like they can yell at you and act like it isn't any big deal owing a couple of grand. They're a big shot. No time to #### with such a small amount.

At least back in the day I could threaten violence. Nobody dared yell at me then. I really need to reevaluate my life.

You wanna get in with me and GM on our "illicit services to rich guys" business?

Of course

You know what's awesome about my job? Selling is really tough and then once you do, people feel like they can pay you whenever they want. Then when you have the nerve to contact them the hundredth time about it they feel like they can yell at you and act like it isn't any big deal owing a couple of grand. They're a big shot. No time to #### with such a small amount.

At least back in the day I could threaten violence. Nobody dared yell at me then. I really need to reevaluate my life.

You wanna get in with me and GM on our "illicit services to rich guys" business?

What should we call this thing? "The Vault"? "Vices Anonymous"? "Homer & Daughters"?

Father O'Malley's Home For Wayward Girls & Cocaine Delivery

 

[T Bell]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

Does she bend down to give you a rainbow?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

iVice

 

[Captain Quinoa]

You know what's awesome about my job? Selling is really tough and then once you do, people feel like they can pay you whenever they want. Then when you have the nerve to contact them the hundredth time about it they feel like they can yell at you and act like it isn't any big deal owing a couple of grand. They're a big shot. No time to #### with such a small amount.

At least back in the day I could threaten violence. Nobody dared yell at me then. I really need to reevaluate my life.

You wanna get in with me and GM on our "illicit services to rich guys" business?

What should we call this thing? "The Vault"? "Vices Anonymous"? "Homer & Daughters"?

I already suggested Vicebat

Or University of Sinning

Smoke'em, ####'em, Garrote'em

 

[Gadzooks]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

Hit it, but rent and don't buy.

Oh, and you'll have to find another place to get your pedi's, you ######.

Be careful, my HPV radar is going off here. However, that shouldn't stop you. It's a well known fact that over 70% of sexually active men will contract HPV during their lives and a shaft-wart is nothing to be ashamed of.

I love you.

 

[T Bell]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

Hit it, but rent and don't buy.

Oh, and you'll have to find another place to get your pedi's, you ######.

Be careful, my HPV radar is going off here. However, that shouldn't stop you. It's a well known fact that over 70% of sexually active men will contract HPV during their lives and a shaft-wart is nothing to be ashamed of.

I love you.

Where's Otis Nixon when we need him?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

HPV is an accomplishment, not an embarrassment.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

Are they chinesed?

 

[cstu]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

What gave it away?

 

[T Bell]

It appears I've fallen into "Days Of Our Lives" territory.

Wendy-the-Pedicurist says she's Christina-my-Pedicurist's sister. Wendy proceeds to tell me that Christina is addicted to gambling (I can believe this, as most of what Christina talks about is going to Atlantic City). According to Wendy - the sister, mind you, and who doesn't know me from Adam - Christina spent a week in AC and lost $6k a day, to the point where she can't afford day care for her kid and can't afford to drive to work. I asked where Christina's husband (who also worked at the salon) Danny (hahaha) was and all she did was shake her head.

Random converation points....

Wendy: "do you live close?"

Me: "yeah"

Her: "Me too!"

Wendy (while massaging my feet and calves): "Christina gambles too much"

Me :"aah"

Wendy: "She's no good"

Me (thinking what the hell has Christina told this woman about me): "aah"

Wendy: "Christina tells me you have a girlfriend"

Me: "That was last year and I don't anymore"

Wendy: "Good. Christina said she was no good for you" (she was fine; she went with me there and was always nice).

Me: "aah"

I'm pretty stupid when it comes to women (& just about anything else), but this has got "anchor-onto-a-fairly-succesful-guy" written all over it. Both are attractive (though they don't look like sisters) - pretty faces, slender, boob jobs.

What gave it away?

The ######.

Edit: good lord! The V A G I N A.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

to all of the responses.

I, too, thought about whoever that dude is here who swears on buying Chinese chicks for wives.

I think the thing that had me :shuked: the most was that Wendy said she moved here from Pittsburgh.

 

[General Malaise]

to all of the responses.

I, too, thought about whoever that dude is here who swears on buying Chinese chicks for wives.

I think the thing that had me :shuked: the most was that Wendy said she moved here from Pittsburgh.

So, now that you know she's your neighbor, are you going to upgrade your car insurance?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

to all of the responses.

I, too, thought about whoever that dude is here who swears on buying Chinese chicks for wives.

I think the thing that had me :shuked: the most was that Wendy said she moved here from Pittsburgh.

So, now that you know she's your neighbor, are you going to upgrade your car insurance?

Because she's from Pittsburgh or because she's Asianed?

I suppose it doesn't matter, does it?

 

[Abraham]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

 

[-fish-]

After getting in an accident yesterday, I narrowly avoided being in a 3 car accident today when two cars collided and both spun in front of me.

I'm taking the ferry home.

 

[kevzilla]

After getting in an accident yesterday, I narrowly avoided being in a 3 car accident today when two cars collided and both spun in front of me.

I'm taking the ferry home.

Locate the lifeboats. NOW.

 

[-fish-]

After getting in an accident yesterday, I narrowly avoided being in a 3 car accident today when two cars collided and both spun in front of me.

I'm taking the ferry home.

Locate the lifeboats. NOW.

I'm assuming the ferry will hit something, but at least when it does I'll have a beer in hand.

 

[Abraham]

After getting in an accident yesterday, I narrowly avoided being in a 3 car accident today when two cars collided and both spun in front of me.

I'm taking the ferry home.

My boss totalled his truck yesterday in a head on. Stay safe good buddy.

 

[bentley]

I'm headed to a soccer bar to watch USA vs Costa Rica tonight. What should I wear? Shin guards? A greasy mustache?

 

[T Bell]

I'm headed to a soccer bar to watch USA vs Costa Rica tonight. What should I wear? Shin guards? A greasy mustache?

In honor of the last match, a parka.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

After getting in an accident yesterday, I narrowly avoided being in a 3 car accident today when two cars collided and both spun in front of me.

I'm taking the ferry home.

Locate the lifeboats. NOW.

I'm assuming the ferry will hit something, but at least when it does I'll have a beer in hand.

Scary stuff. Glad you are alright.

 

[T Bell]

After getting in an accident yesterday, I narrowly avoided being in a 3 car accident today when two cars collided and both spun in front of me.

I'm taking the ferry home.

Locate the lifeboats. NOW.

I'm assuming the ferry will hit something, but at least when it does I'll have a beer in hand.

Scary stuff. Glad you are alright.

Update?

 

[Ignoramus]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

After getting in an accident yesterday, I narrowly avoided being in a 3 car accident today when two cars collided and both spun in front of me.

I'm taking the ferry home.

Locate the lifeboats. NOW.

I'm assuming the ferry will hit something, but at least when it does I'll have a beer in hand.

Scary stuff. Glad you are alright.

Update?

My link

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm headed to a soccer bar to watch USA vs Costa Rica tonight. What should I wear? Shin guards? A greasy mustache?

If there are Costa Ricans there, I'd advise a urine-proof parka.

 

[Abraham]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

 

[Abraham]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.

Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

 

[kevzilla]

GMTAN Life Swap

I don't know which would be better, the TV show or the thread about it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GMTAN Life Swap

I don't know which would be better, the TV show or the thread about it.

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.

Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

It would be nice to bang your wife again.

 

[Guster]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.

Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

Might want to check your policy GB. Many of them don't pay in full in cases of suicide.

Oh and please don't kill yourself

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.

Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

Might want to check your policy GB. Many of them don't pay in full in cases of suicide.

Oh and please don't kill yourself

Yep, love you buddy.

 

[T Bell]

GMTAN Life Swap

I don't know which would be better, the TV show or the thread about it.

I think that JimTanner might be up to something.

 

[General Malaise]

What do you call a woman that works 2.5 days a week and then makes plans to go out with her friends almost every Saturday?

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My wife!
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Damn it! now we'll never know ifin we can't remember!

ETA: NM

 

[Abraham]

GMTAN Life Swap

I don't know which would be better, the TV show or the thread about it.

Business lives to fight another day. Exhausted.

Congratulations?

Thanks. Not sure I know what I'm doing anymore except i can't in good conscience lose "a bunch" of my friends' money without a fight. We have a good model now they we have cut most expenses. Just going to be a long road back to recovery.

After today I feel like shoving a needle full of crank in my ####.

I pretty much feel that way everyday. I made the mistake (good decision?) of getting a huge life insurance policy some years ago and there are days where I think "this would be easier on everyone of..." Don't worry, I'm not offing myself. Just saying that the stuff around me sometimes makes me wonder.Anyway, want to trade places? I get your problems, job, and Pepper and you get my problems, job, and hot hormonal pregnant wife.

It would be nice to bang your wife again.

So you are leading 1-0. Thanks.