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UOFI_316 said:
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St. Louis Bob said:
Tecumseh, in regard to submitting our lineup every week, I say either of us can make as many changes as we like and whatever team happens to be there on Sunday, let it be.
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Stryker>since all of our bench players suck, I say we just leave this thing alone until someone else gets hurt.
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Homer, switched in Eifert (Hey Amazon Primeluvers, look at us, we have TWO tight ends who are going to play). I think we can just go on autopilot until bye weeks start up.
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St. Louis Bob said:
Tecumseh, in regard to submitting our lineup every week, I say either of us can make as many changes as we like and whatever team happens to be there on Sunday, let it be.
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Lol, ok. I didn't know if you were even taking an interest, so i just ran with it.

 
So Dyl punched Cal in the nose this morning before school and bloodied it. Cal retaliated tonight by throwing a screwdriver at Dylan and hit him square in the nose with the metal part. Missed his eye by about 2 inches. I almost killed him.

They are trying to drive me insane. There is no other explanation.

 
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St. Louis Bob said:
So Dyl punched Cal in the nose this morning before school and bloodied it. Cal retaliated tonight by throwing a screwdriver at Dylan and hit him square in the nose with the metal part. Missed his eye by about 2 inches. I almost killed him.

They are trying to drive me insane. There is no other explanation.
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A naked jump party may be just the thing.

 
shuke said:
Other boring updates:

Had to run into the dentist today because my tooth was really bothering me. He said my tooth is fine, just my gum recession is so bad that my teeth are pulling away from my gums. I guess it's good I go in for my first round of grafting next week. I CAN'T WAIT!

Slowly getting things back and running around here following the lightning strike. Next up is electrical inspection Thursday and I have to replace my garage door opener.

Wife is feeling a little better. Started seeing a new psychiatrist that specializes in chronic pain, and her headache doctor seems more committed to getting her right.

My son wanted to take some time off from organized sports, which was totally fine with us. But I really think he needs to be involved in something that can help with coordination. I am going to take him to a tae kwon do open house thing this weekend. Not sure how much, if at all, I should push it.
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Could you PM me that doc's info? My wife has been getting her ### kicked by fibromyalgia for the last year, and we're getting frustrated with every doc on this side of the river being forced to join St. E. so its basically impossible to get a true second opinion over here. She's just started seeing a counselor to try to help, but a psychiatrist like you described might be even more helpful.

 
I used to work for a doc that treated fibro. He used hormones and a variety of snake oil tactics. To be fair, he did have some substantial success with some patients. Good luck to you both.

 
Abraham said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Went to bed last night to find Mrs. SLB laying there in blue & white striped boy shorts and a dark blue bra. Yes I got a :pic:. Many a Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was like to be roasted in the depths of the Slor last night I can assure you.
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Abraham said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Went to bed last night to find Mrs. SLB laying there in blue & white striped boy shorts and a dark blue bra. Yes I got a :pic:. Many a Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was like to be roasted in the depths of the Slor last night I can assure you.
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I was going to send it to Zooks, then I was just going to post it. Now I'm going to send it to a random GMTANer next time I get drunk.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Abraham said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Went to bed last night to find Mrs. SLB laying there in blue & white striped boy shorts and a dark blue bra. Yes I got a :pic:. Many a Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was like to be roasted in the depths of the Slor last night I can assure you.
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Abraham said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Went to bed last night to find Mrs. SLB laying there in blue & white striped boy shorts and a dark blue bra. Yes I got a :pic:. Many a Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was like to be roasted in the depths of the Slor last night I can assure you.
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I was going to send it to Zooks, then I was just going to post it. Now I'm going to send it to a random GMTANer next time I get drunk.
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Perhaps someone who sent you beer to get drunk with would be an apt choice.

 
Thorn said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Abraham said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Went to bed last night to find Mrs. SLB laying there in blue & white striped boy shorts and a dark blue bra. Yes I got a :pic:. Many a Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was like to be roasted in the depths of the Slor last night I can assure you.
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Abraham said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Went to bed last night to find Mrs. SLB laying there in blue & white striped boy shorts and a dark blue bra. Yes I got a :pic:. Many a Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was like to be roasted in the depths of the Slor last night I can assure you.
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I was going to send it to Zooks, then I was just going to post it. Now I'm going to send it to a random GMTANer next time I get drunk.
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Perhaps someone who sent you beer to get drunk with would be an apt choice.
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This already crossed my mind. :coffee:
 
Abraham said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Abraham said:
General Malaise said:
Abraham said:
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Hatred?

HATTIE!
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My man... :hifive:
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Hatred? Seems pretty harsh.
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If its any consolation her first two initials will be HJ and ill tell her of a "man 10 foot tall with a liver the size of a donkey...went by the name of homer and prowled in them there Hamptons by night..."
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Like you're the first parent to use me as the bogeyman. :rolleyes:
 
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JR lost his first tooth today at age four. Despite our agreement to leave him a dollar coin from the tooth fairly earlier, AngryWife stuck five one dollar coins, a Lego Star Wars DVD and a Star Wars action figure under his pillow. That's like twenty dollars a tooth. If this keeps up, she may actually have to get a job at some point.

 
bentley said:
JR lost his first tooth today at age four. Despite our agreement to leave him a dollar coin from the tooth fairly earlier, AngryWife stuck five one dollar coins, a Lego Star Wars DVD and a Star Wars action figure under his pillow. That's like twenty dollars a tooth. If this keeps up, she may actually have to get a job at some point.
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Dress up like Santa and scare the crap out of him so he won't want anything for christmas

 
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krista4 said:
####### Martes the dog.
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he wants to move to the maldives?
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I was actually trying to tell myself that he didn't need us to take him to the US. That's not working

bentley said:
.JR lost his first tooth today at age four. Despite our agreement to leave him a dollar coin from the tooth fairly earlier, AngryWife stuck five one dollar coins, a Lego Star Wars DVD and a Star Wars action figure under his pillow. That's like twenty dollars a tooth. If this keeps up, she may actually have to get a job at some point.
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:lmao: Really sweet, though.

 
bentley said:
JR lost his first tooth today at age four. Despite our agreement to leave him a dollar coin from the tooth fairly earlier, AngryWife stuck five one dollar coins, a Lego Star Wars DVD and a Star Wars action figure under his pillow. That's like twenty dollars a tooth. If this keeps up, she may actually have to get a job at some point.
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First tooth at age four? Does he wear a helmet for everyday activities?

 
Tom Skerritt said:
shuke said:
My son wanted to take some time off from organized sports, which was totally fine with us. But I really think he needs to be involved in something that can help with coordination. I am going to take him to a tae kwon do open house thing this weekend. Not sure how much, if at all, I should push it.
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If you decide to do TKD, just be careful before you sign any contracts. My son takes TKD at a local Victory Martial Arts place, and they have some language in the contract that basically locks you into paying for several years. And it aint cheap. Our contract binds you to monthly payments until you reach a certain level of black belt which can take quite a long time to achieve. And if you want to get out of the contract, you have to pay some huge amount of money.
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Thanks

 
General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, Cooper's good friend's dad (and also one of my buddies/co-coach at times) is the cousin of Tyler Eifert. Cooper asked me if Shuke might want his autograph or something. Is it sad that my sons know the team leanings of my internet friends?
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:lmao: oh bull####

My son will occasionally ask me "what's with that guy that eats all the poop?"

 
General Malaise said:
Oh yeah, Cooper's good friend's dad (and also one of my buddies/co-coach at times) is the cousin of Tyler Eifert. Cooper asked me if Shuke might want his autograph or something. Is it sad that my sons know the team leanings of my internet friends?
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Does he know him as "that doll collecting guy"?

 
My wife received two large bottle of Lacosse toilet water fro men in the mail today. No idea who sent it or why.

I guess it smells okay, but I like how gasoline smells and may not be the best judge.

 
T Bell said:
bentley said:
JR lost his first tooth today at age four. Despite our agreement to leave him a dollar coin from the tooth fairly earlier, AngryWife stuck five one dollar coins, a Lego Star Wars DVD and a Star Wars action figure under his pillow. That's like twenty dollars a tooth. If this keeps up, she may actually have to get a job at some point.
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First tooth at age four? Does he wear a helmet for everyday activities?
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He got his first tooth at four months. The earlier they come in, the earlier they lose them. Or at least that's what people tell me. They also tell me that he's "gifted" or "amazing" which apparently means that he's a gigantic pain in the ### with a big vocabulary.Or, you know, he's like a lot of the people in this thread.

 
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