GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I like the new arsenio hall show. I said it.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

IB, you handling lineup duties this week? What, there was already a game? Anyway, are you?

um. Sure

 

[bentley]

So I asked my son if his stomach hurt during an after school sport thing yesterday, during tae kwon do tonight, or while he was dancing around the housre tonight, and he said no. now Im' afraid he just has some occasional constipation and this is being turned into a big deal. He now is being called from his classroom to speak to the counselor at school. I'm afraid that is going to make things worse.

So he had his first official tae kwon do class tonight. Twice he came over to me asking to leave. Understandably he was a little intimidated. Most of the kids in there knew what the #### was going on, and the instructors can be somewhat difficult to understand. Luckily he stuck with it and had fun.

I'll go preemptively eat some **** now.

He did a good job of looking the part. And that's half the battle.

Let's hope that y'all are just overthinking everything.

As far as parenting advice, PM yourself for details.

 

[strykerpks]

I like the new arsenio hall show. I said it.

What's this now?

 

[General Malaise]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

how about you go in Scrabble?

How 'bout I do? Who else?

Yer killin me, Smalls.

I'm on vacation at the beach ya jerkass. But I just logged on and played because I you and don't want you to be mad at me.

Speaking of Scrabble, I think you killed 'Zooks' spirit.

Lol....Zooks is the Tat of Scrabble.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, I've decided to let you out of our Mack Brown wager.

Just send me a nice basket of assorted muffins or something.

How about a Hustler DVD?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

how about you go in Scrabble?

How 'bout I do? Who else?

Yer killin me, Smalls.

I'm on vacation at the beach ya jerkass. But I just logged on and played because I you and don't want you to be mad at me.

Speaking of Scrabble, I think you killed 'Zooks' spirit.

Lol....Zooks is the Tat of Scrabble.

He cheats?

 

[General Malaise]

Wife (im not married, but call her my wife since weve been dating for like 8 years) is out shopping for baptism clothes for the boys (we procrastinate and decided to get a two for one special(. She took the 2 year old with, leaving me with the 6 month old. He fell asleep so in drinking mason jars of Captain and Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi (Tanner is so old he drinks regular diet cherry Pepsi)

Wut?

 

[General Malaise]

So I asked my son if his stomach hurt during an after school sport thing yesterday, during tae kwon do tonight, or while he was dancing around the housre tonight, and he said no. now Im' afraid he just has some occasional constipation and this is being turned into a big deal. He now is being called from his classroom to speak to the counselor at school. I'm afraid that is going to make things worse.

So he had his first official tae kwon do class tonight. Twice he came over to me asking to leave. Understandably he was a little intimidated. Most of the kids in there knew what the #### was going on, and the instructors can be somewhat difficult to understand. Luckily he stuck with it and had fun.

I'll go preemptively eat some **** now.

I love you.

Sorry, stupid autocorrect. I meant go eat a dickbooger.

 

[General Malaise]

Tae kwon do can be awesome for building self esteem and individual confidence. Help him stay with it. Encourage him. He will be glad in the long run. So will you. Go bathe in rat feces.

hold up....you are skilled in the Marshal Arts?

 

[General Malaise]

Has anybody talked to SLBD lately? I somehow lost a bunch of numbers switching phones. Haven't seen him around. Great dude.

No sign of him in the wagering thread.

hard to believe that guy would ever disappear for long periods of time.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

SLBD takes long breaks from these boards all the time.

 

[General Malaise]

Family movie tonight. Watched one I'd never seen before but always heard of. Came on HBO so I figured "hey, free, no Netflix."

Wanna feel old? Watch "Mighty Ducks" for the first time. In the movie, Mike Modano makes an appearance. For the Minnesota North Stars. They play Hartford in the movie. Old. I feel really really really really old.

Not the worst movie I've ever seen. Kids liked it. Wife said she was in junior high when it came out.

Yup, old. Tanner old.

 

[Raider Nation]

SLBD takes long breaks from these boards all the time.

I picture him running into buddies at the track and then blacking out for 3 months.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

how about you go in Scrabble?

How 'bout I do? Who else?

Yer killin me, Smalls.

I'm on vacation at the beach ya jerkass. But I just logged on and played because I you and don't want you to be mad at me.

Speaking of Scrabble, I think you killed 'Zooks' spirit.

Lol....Zooks is the Tat of Scrabble.

He cheats?

Tat cheats? Jesus, how bad would he be if he didn't cheat?

 

[charvik]

GM> you guys need to declare keepers in uber

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tae kwon do can be awesome for building self esteem and individual confidence. Help him stay with it. Encourage him. He will be glad in the long run. So will you. Go bathe in rat feces.

hold up....you are skilled in the Marshal Arts?

I once detached the retina of nationally ranked karate blackbelt whilst sparring. Pretty much makes me a ninja.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi. I'm bored.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GM> you guys need to declare keepers in uber

GM picking hockey keepers would be good shtick.

 

[General Malaise]

GM> you guys need to declare keepers in uber

Okay, I'll text JTC. I can't name one of our hockey players. Hell, Mike Modano is the last hockey player I can recognize absent a name on the back of his jersey.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GM> you guys need to declare keepers in uber

Okay, I'll text JTC. I can't name one of our hockey players. Hell, Mike Modano is the last hockey player I can recognize absent a name on the back of his jersey.

plenty of Winterhawks available in this draft.

 

[General Malaise]

GM> you guys need to declare keepers in uber

GM picking hockey keepers would be good shtick.

Curtis Lofton?

 

[charvik]

GM> you guys need to declare keepers in uber

Okay, I'll text JTC. I can't name one of our hockey players. Hell, Mike Modano is the last hockey player I can recognize absent a name on the back of his jersey.

plenty of Winterhawks available in this draft.

 

[strykerpks]

Hi. I'm bored.

Wanna cyber?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

No, I'll text JTC.

 

[General Malaise]

Recorded The Descendents tonight. Really looking forward to this one. Heard it's fun.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tae kwon do can be awesome for building self esteem and individual confidence. Help him stay with it. Encourage him. He will be glad in the long run. So will you. Go bathe in rat feces.

hold up....you are skilled in the Marshal Arts?

I once detached the retina of nationally ranked karate blackbelt whilst sparring. Pretty much makes me a ninja.

Hitting a guy with a whiskey bottle in a bar fight does not make you a ninja. It makes you a felon.

 

[General Malaise]

No, I'll text JTC.

Could be good shtick.

 

[Abraham]

Tae kwon do can be awesome for building self esteem and individual confidence. Help him stay with it. Encourage him. He will be glad in the long run. So will you. Go bathe in rat feces.

hold up....you are skilled in the Marshal Arts?

I'm skilled in all kinds of ####.

 

[General Malaise]

Tanner's Fresno State about to rush the FEILD!!!!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tae kwon do can be awesome for building self esteem and individual confidence. Help him stay with it. Encourage him. He will be glad in the long run. So will you. Go bathe in rat feces.

hold up....you are skilled in the Marshal Arts?

I once detached the retina of nationally ranked karate blackbelt whilst sparring. Pretty much makes me a ninja.

Hitting a guy with a whiskey bottle in a bar fight does not make you a ninja. It makes you a felon.

My hands are bigger than whiskey bottles, guy.

Also, he was my best friend at the time (no suicide).

 

[General Malaise]

David Carr's mom > totally would.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi. I'm bored.

Wanna cyber?

I'm your huckleberry.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Recorded The Descendents tonight. Really looking forward to this one. Heard it's fun.

filmed in SLBD's backyard. great flick.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We drunkthreaders had a nice score on that Boise game.

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

how about you go in Scrabble?

How 'bout I do? Who else?

Yer killin me, Smalls.

I'm on vacation at the beach ya jerkass. But I just logged on and played because I you and don't want you to be mad at me.

Speaking of Scrabble, I think you killed 'Zooks' spirit.

Lol....Zooks is the Tat of Scrabble.

You might want to check the games. I'm waiting on you two.

 

[strykerpks]

Hi. I'm bored.

Wanna cyber?

I'm your huckleberry.

ASL?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Swim, swim, stab.

 

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Tailing off on this cold I've been trying to shake and got ahold of some Hyrdocodone/Cholorophen syrup. The good #### not even cut with Acetaminophen to discourage large doses.

1 teaspoon? Naw... lets try 2 tablespoons.... maybe one more for good measure. Sure!

I am glad I can't easily score this #### regularly as I always love a good syrup buzz.... And it's always a balancing act... do I just kill the bottle and go plaid for one greatnight? Or spread it out into a couple good nights... bah.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I like the new arsenio hall show. I said it.

What's this now?

I think it started back up last week. Same format as the 90s. On the cw.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi. I'm bored.

Wanna cyber?

I'm your huckleberry.

ASL?

14/F/Some fat guy's basement.

 

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Hi. I'm bored.

Wanna cyber?

I'm your huckleberry.

ASL?

14/F/Some fat guy's basement.

Hai.

 

[strykerpks]

Tailing off on this cold I've been trying to shake and got ahold of some Hyrdocodone/Cholorophen syrup. The good #### not even cut with Acetaminophen to discourage large doses.

1 teaspoon? Naw... lets try 2 tablespoons.... maybe one more for good measure. Sure!

I am glad I can't easily score this #### regularly as I always love a good syrup buzz.... And it's always a balancing act... do I just kill the bottle and go plaid for one greatnight? Or spread it out into a couple good nights... bah.

There's one rule in this thread. Provide entertainment. I think you have your answer.

I like the new arsenio hall show. I said it.

What's this now?

I think it started back up last week. Same format as the 90s. On the cw.

Oh. Does the crowd still do the "woof woof woof" arm wag thing? Does he have a Gumby cut?

Hi. I'm bored.

Wanna cyber?

I'm your huckleberry.

ASL?

14/F/Some fat guy's basement.

ullsdownpants:

 

[Frostillicus]

Tailing off on this cold I've been trying to shake and got ahold of some Hyrdocodone/Cholorophen syrup. The good #### not even cut with Acetaminophen to discourage large doses.

1 teaspoon? Naw... lets try 2 tablespoons.... maybe one more for good measure. Sure!

I am glad I can't easily score this #### regularly as I always love a good syrup buzz.... And it's always a balancing act... do I just kill the bottle and go plaid for one greatnight? Or spread it out into a couple good nights... bah.

There's one rule in this thread. Provide entertainment. I think you have your answer.

We're supposed to provide entertainment? ####, my bad.

 

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Tailing off on this cold I've been trying to shake and got ahold of some Hyrdocodone/Cholorophen syrup. The good #### not even cut with Acetaminophen to discourage large doses.

1 teaspoon? Naw... lets try 2 tablespoons.... maybe one more for good measure. Sure!

I am glad I can't easily score this #### regularly as I always love a good syrup buzz.... And it's always a balancing act... do I just kill the bottle and go plaid for one greatnight? Or spread it out into a couple good nights... bah.

There's one rule in this thread. Provide entertainment. I think you have your answer.

We're supposed to provide entertainment? ####, my bad.

I'm clearly in the wrong place...

 

[strykerpks]

Tailing off on this cold I've been trying to shake and got ahold of some Hyrdocodone/Cholorophen syrup. The good #### not even cut with Acetaminophen to discourage large doses.

1 teaspoon? Naw... lets try 2 tablespoons.... maybe one more for good measure. Sure!

I am glad I can't easily score this #### regularly as I always love a good syrup buzz.... And it's always a balancing act... do I just kill the bottle and go plaid for one greatnight? Or spread it out into a couple good nights... bah.

There's one rule in this thread. Provide entertainment. I think you have your answer.

We're supposed to provide entertainment? ####, my bad.

I'm clearly in the wrong place...

Not because of that though. It's because you have a Keys quote and a Keys alias quote in your sig. Might ruffle some feathers around here

 

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Not because of that though. It's because you have a Keys quote and a Keys alias quote in your sig. Might ruffle some feathers around here

What's up with Keys? :???:

Pinkel is a Cav alias BTW.

 

[Drifter]

Pretty confident in saying that I did two things today that no one else on this entire planet did when considered together.

Unfortunately, I can't extrapolate because one of them is illegal and the other is generally unpopular when done by someone who did something illegal.

For the record, neither affected another human being and was more tantamount than me exploring good ole fashioned intellectual curiosity.

 

[strykerpks]

Hi happy people!!!

You missed your chat window. I'm out

Not because of that though. It's because you have a Keys quote and a Keys alias quote in your sig. Might ruffle some feathers around here

What's up with Keys? :???:

Pinkel is a Cav alias BTW.

You sure about Pinkel? Keys was a huge Mizzou honk. I could've sworn he told me it was him at the MKE cornhole of aught 7. Oh well.

Anyways, we had a secret santa gift exchange in this thread a few years ago and he got his gift from flysack. He posted shortly after that and then left the board completely. Defriended everyone on facebook and never sent Krista a gift. No one has heard a peep since. My texts went unanswered and then someone replied saying "Who?". Word has it he went all Magic: The Gathering

ETA: His name has become a verb

 

[Limp Ditka]

Pretty confident in saying that I did two things today that no one else on this entire planet did when considered together.

Unfortunately, I can't extrapolate because one of them is illegal and the other is generally unpopular when done by someone who did something illegal.

For the record, neither affected another human being and was more tantamount than me exploring good ole fashioned intellectual curiosity.

initial response is 'wha?'

Then comes - f' that. Tonight, I'm going to live vicariously through Drifter mentality takes hold.

So if someone wants to tell me what I woke up too, about 8 hours from now, that would be great.

thanks

tpw, to all. goodnight.