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kevzilla said:
Thorn said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn, get an avatar. It's time.
Ideas?
Perry Mason?
LABS greatest gift to me was when we all decided we'd do a random draw and choose each other's avatars. Thanks to Happy Schnapps, people will always associate me with 'poop'....I remember him saying "Malaise, I'm about to make you a star".

I think we should all try and come up with an avatar for Thorn and then vote on the one we like the most. Can't vote for your own. Game?
Fo sho
My vote
:lmao:

 
My company that is hanging on by a thread and spending most of its time repairing the cracks in our parntership just received a PO for our fourth highest grossing order in 5 years. :mellow: We have no workers, no money, and no capacity to fill the order.... On the flip side, someone wants to give us $120,000 to do something for them so I'm inclined to try and accommodate.
 
Trying to come up with a Halloween costume for the little one and am browsing through Amazon. This path: Novelty & Special UseCostumes & AccessoriesCostumesKids & BabyInfants & ToddlersBaby Girls brought me to a page featuring this: Link

Is it just me or that pretty Homerific?
I love Halloween.
Of course you do. You can slip a roofie into damn near anything.
Nah. I want to be remembered.

 
My company that is hanging on by a thread and spending most of its time repairing the cracks in our parntership just received a PO for our fourth highest grossing order in 5 years. :mellow: We have no workers, no money, and no capacity to fill the order.... On the flip side, someone wants to give us $120,000 to do something for them so I'm inclined to try and accommodate.
What could go wrong?

 
Trying to come up with a Halloween costume for the little one and am browsing through Amazon. This path: Novelty & Special UseCostumes & AccessoriesCostumesKids & BabyInfants & ToddlersBaby Girls brought me to a page featuring this: Link

Is it just me or that pretty Homerific?
I love Halloween.
Of course you do. You can slip a roofie into damn near anything.
Nah. I want to be remembered.
Is little Homer nicknamed "roofie"? Just wondering.

 
My company that is hanging on by a thread and spending most of its time repairing the cracks in our parntership just received a PO for our fourth highest grossing order in 5 years. :mellow: We have no workers, no money, and no capacity to fill the order.... On the flip side, someone wants to give us $120,000 to do something for them so I'm inclined to try and accommodate.
I think that Eminence guy is looking for work.

 
General Malaise said:
:lmao:

Sweet J, good luck man. I tried to muddle through a bad marriage for a few years before finally giving up (ex was the one to finally say 'enough', but our marriage was destroyed long before we divorced). It is soul draining and emotionally taxing. And if you aren't careful it can sneak up on you and effect your performance at work, your ability to parent, or sap your will. You are in a really rough spot and if there's anything I can ever do to help, just holler at me.
Thanks, bud.

By the way. . . So I NEVER un-friend people on facebook. It's silly to do, because you could just ignore them, right? But some people are just starting to clog my ##### up. Too many weird look at me posts, to much needyness. Too much . . . I don't know, just too much.

You got a stance on unfriending people? Not that it has anything to do with anyone you know. . . . .
I've only unfriended my sister and my mother. Long story. I have a few friends where I hide all their newsflow, but I did not unfriend. I don't like to hurt feelings, but it hasn't stopped several people from unfriending me. :hot:

And I have an inkling of what you mean. :oldunsure: If it's what I think it is, yeah...it's pretty brutal. Throttle back.
Yeah, I've hidden a few different people, all high school classmates.

One was a pretty hot chick who still is, but she married into a New England blue blooded family and her husband's a surgeon. No kids, and they rub elbows with Boston high society and she constantly updates about it... along with her job, which consists of writing reviews for a major travel magazine about luxury Carribean resorts that she visits. :wall:

Another one is this mousy Asian chick that married into a Mormon theater troupe (I #### you not), so all she does is update about 1) what kind of salad she's having for lunch, 2) her latest child, or 3) some random boring theater update.
I've blocked a few people. There's one I should, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

She's a girl that I used to throw around the bedroom like a ragdoll back in college. 5' nothing and any ounce of her that was north of 100lbs was due to the rack. Great little spinner.

Now 90% of her posts around about the Lord, Jesus Christ.

Back in the day, the only time she brought him up, was in that bedroom.

 
I've only unfriended my sister and my mother. Long story. I have a few friends where I hide all their newsflow, but I did not unfriend. I don't like to hurt feelings, but it hasn't stopped several people from unfriending me. :hot:

And I have an inkling of what you mean. :oldunsure: If it's what I think it is, yeah...it's pretty brutal. Throttle back.
Dude. I can take the inspirational poster things. But the glamor shots were just too much. Does that make me a bad person? Wait, yes. Yes it does.
I think she is just incredibly lonely. I told her a few times to ease up on the 'woe is me' posts and suggested maybe some other things were not wise options for a person with a good job in the medical field. But at the end of the day, I think she's just lonely and looking for any sort of attention she can get. Bums me out a bit. But, whatever. I'm boning the nanny.

 
My company that is hanging on by a thread and spending most of its time repairing the cracks in our parntership just received a PO for our fourth highest grossing order in 5 years. :mellow: We have no workers, no money, and no capacity to fill the order.... On the flip side, someone wants to give us $120,000 to do something for them so I'm inclined to try and accommodate.
What could go wrong?

The list is long but you can bet I will be chronicling it here. :drive:

For all of you irony fans, they want to take 10% of the order each month until it's complete.

 
General Malaise said:
:lmao:

Sweet J, good luck man. I tried to muddle through a bad marriage for a few years before finally giving up (ex was the one to finally say 'enough', but our marriage was destroyed long before we divorced). It is soul draining and emotionally taxing. And if you aren't careful it can sneak up on you and effect your performance at work, your ability to parent, or sap your will. You are in a really rough spot and if there's anything I can ever do to help, just holler at me.
Thanks, bud.

By the way. . . So I NEVER un-friend people on facebook. It's silly to do, because you could just ignore them, right? But some people are just starting to clog my ##### up. Too many weird look at me posts, to much needyness. Too much . . . I don't know, just too much.

You got a stance on unfriending people? Not that it has anything to do with anyone you know. . . . .
I've only unfriended my sister and my mother. Long story. I have a few friends where I hide all their newsflow, but I did not unfriend. I don't like to hurt feelings, but it hasn't stopped several people from unfriending me. :hot:

And I have an inkling of what you mean. :oldunsure: If it's what I think it is, yeah...it's pretty brutal. Throttle back.
Yeah, I've hidden a few different people, all high school classmates.

One was a pretty hot chick who still is, but she married into a New England blue blooded family and her husband's a surgeon. No kids, and they rub elbows with Boston high society and she constantly updates about it... along with her job, which consists of writing reviews for a major travel magazine about luxury Carribean resorts that she visits. :wall:

Another one is this mousy Asian chick that married into a Mormon theater troupe (I #### you not), so all she does is update about 1) what kind of salad she's having for lunch, 2) her latest child, or 3) some random boring theater update.
I've blocked a few people. There's one I should, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

She's a girl that I used to throw around the bedroom like a ragdoll back in college. 5' nothing and any ounce of her that was north of 100lbs was due to the rack. Great little spinner.

Now 90% of her posts around about the Lord, Jesus Christ.

Back in the day, the only time she brought him up, was in that bedroom.
My favorite that I refuse to block is this Greek chick I had a crush on in sixth grade. Anyway, she's all into crystals and spirituality and being a witch or some ####, but now has quit her job and gone into business for herself selling crystals, totems and other ####. She's got all these (female, of course) followers who gush over everything she does. It's almost cult-like. Meanwhile she posts non-stop selfies of her wearing the latest cheap-assed gem that's "powerful", etc. And of course she fawns over her own daughter who's got powerful mojo just like her.

Then, it came to light that she'd split with her husband. She busts out with this post reluctantly disclosing it apparently because he'd been talking #### about her on FB and so it was out. I don't know the guy but he's actually gone up in my estimation.

 
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I've only unfriended my sister and my mother. Long story. I have a few friends where I hide all their newsflow, but I did not unfriend. I don't like to hurt feelings, but it hasn't stopped several people from unfriending me. :hot:

And I have an inkling of what you mean. :oldunsure: If it's what I think it is, yeah...it's pretty brutal. Throttle back.
Dude. I can take the inspirational poster things. But the glamor shots were just too much. Does that make me a bad person? Wait, yes. Yes it does.
I think she is just incredibly lonely. I told her a few times to ease up on the 'woe is me' posts and suggested maybe some other things were not wise options for a person with a good job in the medical field. But at the end of the day, I think she's just lonely and looking for any sort of attention she can get. Bums me out a bit. But, whatever. I'm boning the nanny.
:goodposting:

 
My company that is hanging on by a thread and spending most of its time repairing the cracks in our parntership just received a PO for our fourth highest grossing order in 5 years. :mellow: We have no workers, no money, and no capacity to fill the order.... On the flip side, someone wants to give us $120,000 to do something for them so I'm inclined to try and accommodate.
What could go wrong?

The list is long but you can bet I will be chronicling it here. :drive:

For all of you irony fans, they want to take 10% of the order each month until it's complete.
:lmao: :lmao:

Meant to tell you, the other night I was in a bar and this girl was telling me about how she just broke up with her boyfriend. She said one of the reasons was because he wore sweater vests all the time. Sorry.

 
I've only unfriended my sister and my mother. Long story. I have a few friends where I hide all their newsflow, but I did not unfriend. I don't like to hurt feelings, but it hasn't stopped several people from unfriending me. :hot:

And I have an inkling of what you mean. :oldunsure: If it's what I think it is, yeah...it's pretty brutal. Throttle back.
Dude. I can take the inspirational poster things. But the glamor shots were just too much. Does that make me a bad person? Wait, yes. Yes it does.
I think she is just incredibly lonely. I told her a few times to ease up on the 'woe is me' posts and suggested maybe some other things were not wise options for a person with a good job in the medical field. But at the end of the day, I think she's just lonely and looking for any sort of attention she can get. Bums me out a bit. But, whatever. I'm boning the nanny.
:goodposting:
who are we talking about here? Only thing I can come up with is GirlA but maybe it's someone I'm not facebook friends with.

 
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I've only unfriended my sister and my mother. Long story. I have a few friends where I hide all their newsflow, but I did not unfriend. I don't like to hurt feelings, but it hasn't stopped several people from unfriending me. :hot:

And I have an inkling of what you mean. :oldunsure: If it's what I think it is, yeah...it's pretty brutal. Throttle back.
Dude. I can take the inspirational poster things. But the glamor shots were just too much. Does that make me a bad person? Wait, yes. Yes it does.
I think she is just incredibly lonely. I told her a few times to ease up on the 'woe is me' posts and suggested maybe some other things were not wise options for a person with a good job in the medical field. But at the end of the day, I think she's just lonely and looking for any sort of attention she can get. Bums me out a bit. But, whatever. I'm boning the nanny.
:goodposting:
who are we talking about here? Only thing I can come up with is GirlA but maybe it's someone I'm not facebook friends with.
flags?

 
kevzilla said:
Thorn said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Thorn, get an avatar. It's time.
Ideas?
Perry Mason?
LABS greatest gift to me was when we all decided we'd do a random draw and choose each other's avatars. Thanks to Happy Schnapps, people will always associate me with 'poop'....I remember him saying "Malaise, I'm about to make you a star".

I think we should all try and come up with an avatar for Thorn and then vote on the one we like the most. Can't vote for your own. Game?
My vote for Thorn's new avatar is either a) shot glass with a cucumber in it or b) a CPAP machine with a note reading "no entry, even if you ARE my room mate".

 
Sweet J said:
Thorn said:
In therapy this past tuesday, I said to my wife: "I really don't want to be married to you anymore. There have been just too many hard times, too much difficulty, too much hurt feelings. That being said, I die a little bit every time I come over to pick the kids up and you are sitting in the bathroom crying. Or I call to check on the kids and you start crying on the phone and the kids see you crying and then they cry. I can't stand to see you in so much pain. So I'll come back home."

And she said, "Ok, I'll take it."

.
I just can't fathom this. First of all, my wife would respond with something along the lines of, "Like hell you will. I don't want your pity. Eat a ####."

But mostly, I don't get being that desperate to be with someone who just told you outright that they don't want to be with you.

Remind me: how old are your kids?
yeah, I was really expecting my wife to be like: "to hell you are coming back just for that." So she called my bluff. My wife can really be hilarious some times. I'm taking this with as much humor as I can.

My kids are awesome. My son is 12 and effing rocks the house. I love this kid so much. He's funny and strong and smart.

My daughter is 10. In fact, just had a birthday party yesturday afternoon with 17 other screaming 10 year old girls, and my son, who was loving all the attention he was getting. My kid sister just put a bunch of pictures up on facebook. I'm going to tag a bunch in a second.

That reminds me . . . my 29 year old kid sister has been living with me for the last year. We've got a basement apartment. It's been awesome because she gets to hang out with my kids, particularly my daugther, who idolizes her. Plus, she's gorgeous (meaning she has gorgeous friends, which are always nice to look at when they come over). And I've gone out drinking more in the past year than in the previous 5 combined.

You guys have my permission to friend my sister on facebook, and make up some ridiculous story about how we know eachother.
Thorn, on 31 Oct 2012 - 11:00 PM, said:

'krista4', on 31 Oct 2012 - 10:50 PM, said:

'Thorn', on 31 Oct 2012 - 10:45 PM, said:

Is anyone else here friends with sweet j on FB? I wish he was around here more, because I don't really have a feel for how he would react to me friending his sister after today. :unsure:
I was friends with his brother for a bit until he (the brother) defriended me. :kicksrock: Was friends with the brother at J's invite because we were all going to be in DC for the inauguration. Also, his brother was hot.
I would totally pretend to vote for whomever wins in order to go to an inauguration with her.
:oldunsure:
Dude, you are hilarious. Have at it. She's got a boyfriend that I'm currently trying to break her up from. He's a decent enough guy, I guess. But a little weird.

Although my kid sister is generally averse to pretty much any shenanigans that I'm involved in. I can't remember where you are from? Are you nearby? Send her a friend request and tell her that you guys already met in person. I don't know. . . .maybe at my going away party when I left DOJ a few years ago.
Run, Thorn! Run like the wind!

 
I usually only unfriend for idiotic political crap. If it's personally annoying, I'll hide them. I also make use of lists - you might try that. If you have like 50 people you actually like to read, just put them on a list and when you click that list, it will show you their posts only.
I've only unfriended one cousin who kept posting graphic pictures of disgusting #### like female circumcision and pictures of her kids.
 
I usually only unfriend for idiotic political crap. If it's personally annoying, I'll hide them. I also make use of lists - you might try that. If you have like 50 people you actually like to read, just put them on a list and when you click that list, it will show you their posts only.
I've only unfriended one cousin who kept posting graphic pictures of disgusting #### like female circumcision and pictures of her kids.
I'd like to friend her ifin you don't mind. :oldunsure:

 
Congrats UH!!!! Way to not double-quote!!!!
Congrats UH!!!! Way to not double-quote!!!!
Thanks, zooks!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Intentional or not, that was funny.
Congrats UH!!!! Way to not double-quote!!!!
Congrats UH!!!! Way to not double-quote!!!!
Thanks, zooks!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Intentional or not, that was funny.
I swear, it's kinda-random. It doesn't happen at work, so it's either the clicker thing I have at home or my WIFI. I don't know how to make it happen on purpose if my life depended on it (no doubt those that have met me will attest to my general idiocy).

 
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