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strykerpks
Footballguy
Overheard at the bar tonight: "Really Billy? Should we tell everyone about your tail? Yeah...HEY! Everyone listen! Billy has a tail! He can wag it and everything"
Billy took exception to this and threw a haymaker that Stephen Hawking could have ducked. A scuffle ensued and nothing else happened.
I didn't get to see the tail
Billy took exception to this and threw a haymaker that Stephen Hawking could have ducked. A scuffle ensued and nothing else happened.
I didn't get to see the tail
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Overheard at the bar tonight: "Really Billy? Should we tell everyone about your tail? Yeah...HEY! Everyone listen! Billy has a tail! He can wag it and everything"
Billy took exception to this and threw a haymaker that Stephen Hawking could have ducked. A scuffle ensued and nothing else happened.
I didn't get to see the tail
Wisconsin is like Oz.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Billy got booted. Keith (the only famous one I know) bought the bar a shot "for causing a disruption on a friendly Saturday"Overheard at the bar tonight: "Really Billy? Should we tell everyone about your tail? Yeah...HEY! Everyone listen! Billy has a tail! He can wag it and everything"
Billy took exception to this and threw a haymaker that Stephen Hawking could have ducked. A scuffle ensued and nothing else happened.
I didn't get to see the tail
Wisconsin is like Oz.
I'm still curious about the tail.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I thought K4 was living in a hotel in Atlanta. Room needs multiple flat screens?
strykerpks
Footballguy
Staying at a nice boutique BYOTV hotel in Buckhead [/K4]
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I think it's smart to always be prepared.
You never know when a persian movie with a one-armed cab driver and new footage of a 1985 Big Black show are going to show up on YouTube at the same time.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I don't even know if I follow this.Overheard at the bar tonight: "Really Billy? Should we tell everyone about your tail? Yeah...HEY! Everyone listen! Billy has a tail! He can wag it and everything"
Billy took exception to this and threw a haymaker that Stephen Hawking could have ducked. A scuffle ensued and nothing else happened.
I didn't get to see the tail
strykerpks
Footballguy
Billy fell off of his seat when throwing the haymaker. Keith pulled him up and locked up with him WWF style. Then they were throwing body shots and quick hooks to the head, but by then the bartender and randoms were pulling them apart. Not a good fight, but for someone who was stuck inside the house for 80 hours, I was entertained.I don't even know if I follow this.Overheard at the bar tonight: "Really Billy? Should we tell everyone about your tail? Yeah...HEY! Everyone listen! Billy has a tail! He can wag it and everything"
Billy took exception to this and threw a haymaker that Stephen Hawking could have ducked. A scuffle ensued and nothing else happened.
I didn't get to see the tail
It was really a bad drunky fight.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
HE CAN WAG IT AND EVERYTHING!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Where is everyone? What the hell is everyone doing? I'm so bored I'm reading political threads and posting in the Shark Pool. DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO POOR HOMER!?!!?
Guster
Footballguy
Went to the bachelorette party. Lame.
This chick is in for a life of misery.
I was stone cold sober and instantly became the most interesting person on the party bus.
As a "thank you" for bringing pizza and vitamin waters (and vodka that I drank most of), I'm having the bride to be get me a number from her hot friend
This chick is in for a life of misery.
I was stone cold sober and instantly became the most interesting person on the party bus.
As a "thank you" for bringing pizza and vitamin waters (and vodka that I drank most of), I'm having the bride to be get me a number from her hot friend
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charvik
Footballguy
I'm still at work... sober... stop your whining.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I'm the one keeping it to just driving around, so doesn't that make me a pussy?
Hey, Oakland!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Good Posting Judge" data-cid="16034679" data-time="1381041570"><p><p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Homer J Simpson" data-cid="16033535" data-time="1381019953"><p>Yeah but we knew that. Great board btw.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Me to a fellow Terp fan on Friday: "We'll see how good we are come sundown on Saturday"
Me to same Terp fan on sundown today: " #### "
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
#### Edsall. Wish FSU had hit triple digits.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
F'n Bill.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
In my experience, any more than 13 is perfect.Ball Son Urchin said:
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Gravity's strong in your house, too, huh?A little lower every day, GB.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Never gets old.
Abraham
Footballguy
Good morning. Decided to ration my beer for today instead of drinking it all last night. I will say this: the crushing vols loss was made much easier by my three year old daughter. It went like this as the field goal went up.
Me : clinching teeth to avoid swearing around the little one.
Little p: "ohhhhhh what happened?"
Me: "they didn't win".
"Ohhhhhh no. I'm sorry. Do they play again?"
"Not for two weeks"
:hits me in the head with styrofoam pool noodle and runs off:
Me : clinching teeth to avoid swearing around the little one.
Little p: "ohhhhhh what happened?"
Me: "they didn't win".
"Ohhhhhh no. I'm sorry. Do they play again?"
"Not for two weeks"
:hits me in the head with styrofoam pool noodle and runs off:
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Same as day one.shuke said:
krista4
Footballguy
We ended up going LED on both through TigerDirect.strykerpks said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
We are living in a hotel but as of Friday are also the proud lessees of a loft in Midtown Atlanta. Going to spend a couple of weeks buying everything from furniture to a plunger (you don't realize the little stuff you need until you have nothing) and getting it all set up before moving over there.
By the way, I know used car salesmen are the standard group to insult, but mattress sales people really are the worst humans on the planet.
Limp Ditka said:
Abraham
Footballguy
Congrats on the loft. No shtick, if I were moving in somewhere new I would bring a bed, tv, and desk. And then only buy something else when I couldn't avoid it (a plunger is a good example). You don't realize how much useless crap makes it in to your house until you move.
krista4
Footballguy
Yeah, we are definitely going minimalist this time. After having to get rid of everything I own, I became very aware of how little of it I really needed.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
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krista4
Footballguy
Yeah, at first I thought it was awful that he had to make that decision, but knowing him he will have felt good that he could take the burden of the decision off his family.
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