Mistaken identity ?I got kissed on the mouth by a hot chick at a wedding this weekend who wasn't my wife or anyone I'm related to.
No. I'm pretty attractive and popular.Mistaken identity ?I got kissed on the mouth by a hot chick at a wedding this weekend who wasn't my wife or anyone I'm related to.
But not coitis frostillicis?No. I'm pretty attractive and popular.Mistaken identity ?I got kissed on the mouth by a hot chick at a wedding this weekend who wasn't my wife or anyone I'm related to.
A virgin box?Maybe the toaster was tighter than what he's used to.
Of course not.But not coitis frostillicis?No. I'm pretty attractive and popular.Mistaken identity ?I got kissed on the mouth by a hot chick at a wedding this weekend who wasn't my wife or anyone I'm related to.
I'm curious to know how many of us went "hey wait..." before realizing that you meant the birthday boyI can think of a poster in this thread that might use a reminder about common sense in regards to where he puts is penis.
No toaster for me. I'm sticking with the crock pot.
No way you last that long, wart boy.No toaster for me. I'm sticking with the crock pot.
I've had some crumby lays before but...
With some relationships, before you even walk out the door that first night you know they're toast.I've had some crumby lays before but...
Super busy those days.Looks like I'm back in Minneapolis the 22nd to 25th
Ditto.Super busy those days.Looks like I'm back in Minneapolis the 22nd to 25th
****Super busy those days.Looks like I'm back in Minneapolis the 22nd to 25th
And I was willing to hook you up with slutty mass spectrometry chicks.Ditto.Super busy those days.Looks like I'm back in Minneapolis the 22nd to 25th
Ok FINE. You're right downtown? I could hit a happy hour or something.****Super busy those days.Looks like I'm back in Minneapolis the 22nd to 25th
Dominican Republic and take me with you.I need a vacation. And not my usual vacation where I go to a country no one's ever heard of and spend my time sledging or whatever, but the kind of vacation real people have, where I go somewhere and do nothing but sit near a beach or some other quiet spot and watch the rest of Wires and maybe start Breaking Bad. In other words, I need to stay in the US or thereabouts (islands nearby OK)--something easy to get to as I only want to go away for three nights or so.
Thoughts?
I could move some things around I guess.And I was willing to hook you up with slutty mass spectrometry chicks.Ditto.Super busy those days.Looks like I'm back in Minneapolis the 22nd to 25th
I could move some things around I guess.And I was willing to hook you up with slutty mass spectrometry chicks.Ditto.Super busy those days.Looks like I'm back in Minneapolis the 22nd to 25th

Actually trueNo way you last that long, wart boy.No toaster for me. I'm sticking with the crock pot.
Oooooh, this is a great idea and one I hadn't thought of. (DR, that is, not taking you with us. Though that would be great, too.)Dominican Republic and take me with you.I need a vacation. And not my usual vacation where I go to a country no one's ever heard of and spend my time sledging or whatever, but the kind of vacation real people have, where I go somewhere and do nothing but sit near a beach or some other quiet spot and watch the rest of Wires and maybe start Breaking Bad. In other words, I need to stay in the US or thereabouts (islands nearby OK)--something easy to get to as I only want to go away for three nights or so.
Thoughts?
I'm curious to know how many of us went "hey wait..." before realizing that you meant the birthday boyI can think of a poster in this thread that might use a reminder about common sense in regards to where he puts is penis.![]()
Someone get this man a shirt to point at.I just lost my FF game tonight by .8 pts.
Me three which is strange since I'm married and everything.I'm curious to know how many of us went "hey wait..." before realizing that you meant the birthday boyI can think of a poster in this thread that might use a reminder about common sense in regards to where he puts is penis.![]()
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Is this our league?I just lost my FF game tonight by .8 pts.
Tongue?I got kissed on the mouth by a hot chick at a wedding this weekend who wasn't my wife or anyone I'm related to.
No. It sent a message without being meaningful. That makes sense to me.Tongue?I got kissed on the mouth by a hot chick at a wedding this weekend who wasn't my wife or anyone I'm related to.
Magic football is funny sometimes. We lost to the last-place team, a team that started a QB on a bye and a RB that just might never play again. We move on.Kev, I think we're in trouble this week. Shockingly.
Shuke, you are a good husband and father. No schtick.
Aww shucks guys, thanks.Shuke, you are a good husband and father. No schtick.![]()
Completely agree.
Who is that?
Twin Peaks guyWho is that?