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That thread is fascinating. Lots of insight in there. I have a friend that smokes a bowl every morning when he wakes up, then again at lunch and then hits his bong after work. He is very intelligent and has a very stressful high paying job in finance. He once told me he has a hard time focusing at work if he skips one of his bowl sessions. Myself on the other hand, I only smoke a few times a year now, but when I do, I over-do it and laugh hysterically like Dudley Moore in "Arthur" and eat pounds of shredded mozzarella cheese, lose at least one shoe and usually #### my pants before I pass out. I love it.

 
That thread is fascinating. Lots of insight in there. I have a friend that smokes a bowl every morning when he wakes up, then again at lunch and then hits his bong after work. He is very intelligent and has a very stressful high paying job in finance. He once told me he has a hard time focusing at work if he skips one of his bowl sessions. Myself on the other hand, I only smoke a few times a year now, but when I do, I over-do it and laugh hysterically like Dudley Moore in "Arthur" and eat pounds of shredded mozzarella cheese, lose at least one shoe and usually #### my pants before I pass out. I love it.
And we love you.

 
good point.

would people staking him expect him to not drink any alcohol during the tournament?

sounds like he mostly smokes up in the morning when he wakes up and just before he goes to sleep. not like he goes into the tank mid-hand and blazes up a spliff at the table.
Quick point of clarification... I believe the whole debate started when Assani was giving a recap and mentioned that during the tourney breaks him and a few guys would go back to a car in the parking lot and toke up. To me, that seems like odd behavior when competing in a $10,000 buyin tournament. But I believe Assani when he says it makes him play better. :shrug:
I think the conversation morphed into something more than it was. I think staking an anonymous online poker player is pretty heavily caveat emptor, but I think getting upset when finding out your horse was smoking weed before/during a tournament in which you invested isn't unreasonable.

 
Myself on the other hand, I only smoke a few times a year now, but when I do, I over-do it and laugh hysterically like Dudley Moore in "Arthur" and eat pounds of shredded mozzarella cheese, lose at least one shoe and usually #### my pants before I pass out. I love it.
I haven't enjoyed the hippy lettuce in years but that's pretty much what it did to me.

I couldn't imagine trying to "focus" on something like high-stakes poker while high.

 
Myself on the other hand, I only smoke a few times a year now, but when I do, I over-do it and laugh hysterically like Dudley Moore in "Arthur" and eat pounds of shredded mozzarella cheese, lose at least one shoe and usually #### my pants before I pass out. I love it.
I haven't enjoyed the hippy lettuce in years but that's pretty much what it did to me.
I picture you drawing whiskers on your face and meow-ing at everyone.

 
Myself on the other hand, I only smoke a few times a year now, but when I do, I over-do it and laugh hysterically like Dudley Moore in "Arthur" and eat pounds of shredded mozzarella cheese, lose at least one shoe and usually #### my pants before I pass out. I love it.
I haven't enjoyed the hippy lettuce in years but that's pretty much what it did to me.
I picture you drawing whiskers on your face and meow-ing at everyone.
:lmao:

 
I know it would be tough for me to concentrate on specific tasks (besides watching pasta boil or watching a movie on the insides of my eyelids) if I were high, but I know people who are able to function better on one or two things when they're stoned. Since poker is about focusing on one thing, I could see where it might help some people. AF says he has ADD, which has to be hell when you're in a loud/busy place like a casino - I can imagine a scenario where pot might help.

That said, only one person in that thread came off as mean to me and it seems that there's a bit of history there.

 
What exactly was an onslaught, why did it originate, and what was the purpose? Put me down squarely in the "don't understand the genius of JCDWV" camp.
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I'd recognize the Helena Hat Trick anywhere (I mean who could forget what Dan Xiong did back in the '06 Capetown Cup play-in game), but you've got an extra 4 and three extra 1's in there. It's an interesting theory, but nowadays it would be easily sniffed out by anyone, especially if they're running a basic Pai Gow Post-Up.

 
Kev > How about Denarious Moore in for Anquan Boldin? Sound okay?

Chargers face Jax. I like that all day long, unless you think we should play the Colts vs. Denver....

 
What exactly was an onslaught, why did it originate, and what was the purpose? Put me down squarely in the "don't understand the genius of JCDWV" camp.
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I'd recognize the Helena Hat Trick anywhere (I mean who could forget what Dan Xiong did back in the '06 Capetown Cup play-in game), but you've got an extra 4 and three extra 1's in there. It's an interesting theory, but nowadays it would be easily sniffed out by anyone, especially if they're running a basic Pai Gow Post-Up.
:kicksrock:

 
SLB's check for winning the weekly pool arrived yesterday via polar bear express, complete with a Beaver Nation Station coaster and a coupon for a .99¢ coupon for a slushie at someplace I'd never heard of. Sure would like to buy a slushie for a penny.

 
Thorn said:
SLB's check for winning the weekly pool arrived yesterday via polar bear express, complete with a Beaver Nation Station coaster and a coupon for a .99¢ coupon for a slushie at someplace I'd never heard of. Sure would like to buy a slushie for a penny.
WTF?

"Present this coupon to receive a coupon*."

*Not redeemable for cash

 
Thorn said:
SLB's check for winning the weekly pool arrived yesterday via polar bear express, complete with a Beaver Nation Station coaster and a coupon for a .99¢ coupon for a slushie at someplace I'd never heard of. Sure would like to buy a slushie for a penny.
WTF?

"Present this coupon to receive a coupon*."

*Not redeemable for cash
Sorry. My focus was on the fact that it was a coupon to get a slushie for point-ninety-nine-cents, to the point that I even copied and pasted a cent symbol.

Maybe I should take up weed.

 
I need to know the cadence for saying tinktinktinktinktink.

Is it 5 times as fast and possible? Because that's insane.

I'm thinking tink-tink tink-tink-tink.

 
Football nerdiness:

On Sunday I took my kids to the NE game. My 6 year old Will was almost crying after the Brady interception with 2 minutes and change to go. I am giving him a hug and people are streaming out of the stadium.

My son Will, after the boneheaded interception by Brady "Why are so many people leaving?"

Me "They are mad about the game and going to their cars. They think they are going to beat traffic."

Will "I am not ready to go. I don't think they can win though"

Me "I don't think so either, but we stay to the end and root for our team. They might get the ball back."

Will "If they get the ball back, they better throw it to Julian Edelman in the middle and Kembrell Thompkins on the sidelines."

Me- 5 minutes later- Whoah.
Nice. I hate the early leavers.

What's Gillette like for a 6 year old? I can't imagine taking my son to an NFL game.
Not too bad. A lot of public drunkenness, but language was reasonable. He knows a lot about football and the players numbers, and he has to stand on his chair to see, so he stands out. People come from all over to give him high fives.I wouldn't have brought him yet, but he was desperate to go. With all going on related to BB and Chance, I figured - why not? What is the worst that will happen. He is so damn cute, saints fans tailgating gave us a bunch of very tasty jambalaya. Also, hot chicks from 18-40 seek him out to talk to him. He openly gropes them, they stare at hand on their breast, he laughs like a 6 six year old without removing his hand, they laugh and don't move his hand.

This happens everywhere. So, he is good to have around on multiple levels.
:thumbup:

 
It's his life. I don't think he'd do it regularly if he thought it was impairing his game.
Right, because on one's ever made a bad decision when it's their life.

I have no idea what is going on with icypots but on a general level, your assumption is laughable.

 
Myself on the other hand, I only smoke a few times a year now, but when I do, I over-do it and laugh hysterically like Dudley Moore in "Arthur" and eat pounds of shredded mozzarella cheese, lose at least one shoe and usually #### my pants before I pass out. I love it.
I haven't enjoyed the hippy lettuce in years but that's pretty much what it did to me.

I couldn't imagine trying to "focus" on something like high-stakes poker while high.
Last time I did it all I could focus on was how much of my chipotle burrito I could shove in my mouth at one time without giggling
 
Myself on the other hand, I only smoke a few times a year now, but when I do, I over-do it and laugh hysterically like Dudley Moore in "Arthur" and eat pounds of shredded mozzarella cheese, lose at least one shoe and usually #### my pants before I pass out. I love it.
I haven't enjoyed the hippy lettuce in years but that's pretty much what it did to me.

I couldn't imagine trying to "focus" on something like high-stakes poker while high.
Last time I did it all I could focus on was how much of my chipotle burrito I could shove in my mouth at one time without giggling
Last time I did it we played Yahtzee for like 3 hours before our brains exploded and we laughed at everything including each other laughing and then we almost died. Yahtzee is kind of like poker.

 
What exactly was an onslaught, why did it originate, and what was the purpose? Put me down squarely in the "don't understand the genius of JCDWV" camp.
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I'd recognize the Helena Hat Trick anywhere (I mean who could forget what Dan Xiong did back in the '06 Capetown Cup play-in game), but you've got an extra 4 and three extra 1's in there. It's an interesting theory, but nowadays it would be easily sniffed out by anyone, especially if they're running a basic Pai Gow Post-Up.
Has any guy in the game every gotten so much credit for one ####ing play than Xiong? Give me a break. Seven years ago. Guy couldn't Gilinksy Transform himself out of a wet paper bag.

 
I've been on first dates with each of the girls I got numbers from at the bachelorette party.

One second date is already lined up and just working on the timing for the other one.

Oh, and I still vote that it's not pee :popcorn:

 
I've been on first dates with each of the girls I got numbers from at the bachelorette party.

One second date is already lined up and just working on the timing for the other one.

Oh, and I still vote that it's not pee :popcorn:
So where is the visual proof?

 

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