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RudiStein said:
YSR said:
Had a really bizarre dream last night and I'm pretty sure all of you were in it. We were at my grandmother's house on top of a mountain in Tennessee (where I went to college). Kind of a GM's thread house party. The only things I really recall are:GM and Bentley (and a third guy) left to go for a ride and came back visibly shaken. It's unclear if it was due to it being a mountain or if there were bad weather conditions but they apparently kept crossing the medians. Except GM referred to them as "mediums", which seemed odd.Gadzooks proceeded to turn on the stereo in every room, each of which was playing a different style of music. Made for something of a confusing house party.There was an outdoor swimming pool that had not been used in years and at first glance was a breeding ground for all kinds of bacteria. Krista was jumping up and down on the diving board and basically gave the finger to my warnings about the pool. In she went and in the rest of you went and strangely, the pool cleared up and it seemed to be a nice time.Oh, and Krista and Norville made out in their underwear (sorry Oliver H.)
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Tiger Fan said:
bostonfred said:
Tiger Fan said:
Parents gave me a ninja for xmas. Is this the thread where you guys went on about this thing a few months ago? I did a search and nothing relevant came up with ninja in the subject title
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http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...;#entry12166365http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...;#entry12130131

Use the Search Topic box in the top left of the page and search for the word ninja within this thread.
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thx :lmao:
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Wow, 7.5 years now and I never knew about this. Makes me wonder how I even got beta access.
 
I had a dream this morning I was back in college in the dorms. Except Mrs. SLB was there and we were in her dorm room. It was really rowdy like something you would see in the movies and I thought to myself, "I don't remember so many girls being naked and getting undressed in front of me like this." It was really cool. Then me and some chick did Mrs. SLB.

I have some erotic dreams when I sleep naked.

 
kbm said:
I had a dream this morning I was back in college in the dorms. Except Mrs. SLB was there and we were in her dorm room. It was really rowdy like something you would see in the movies and I thought to myself, "I don't remember so many girls being naked and getting undressed in front of me like this." It was really cool. Then me and some chick did Mrs. SLB. I have some erotic dreams when I sleep naked.
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I dreamed that my dad stabbed a good friend of mine in the neck with a pair of scissors and killed him, and went to jail on murder charges. I like your dream better.
 
Not a lot of stuff to say about Man Day. Mostly insider stuff and people remember a whole hell of a lot more about me than I do. I guess that is some sort of defense mechanism.

My GB did remind me of this tidbit though. We got an apartment our second year of college and I arrived a day before him. I was drunk (go figure) and put a note on the door that read "I got really drunk and we are kicked out. Sorry." on the door. The door was unlocked. My GB arrived about 2am pretty drunk himself. He saw the note and didn't even question it. So instead of trying the door or knocking he went and woke the landlady up trying to convince her that we should be able to stay. Good times.

One of the things we did (or didn't do) was clean all that well. Aluminum was like .50 a pound and poker or parties was almost a nightly occurrence at our place and we were saving our aluminum damn it. Well it pretty much turned into a science experiment because soon there were fruit flies everywhere. There were generally dirty dishes in the sink and we thought that is where they were coming from. Until one night a drunk somebody knocked the trash can over a fruit flies scatter EVERYWHERE. So we got a some bug spray killed most of them and went on with our lives. The semester was almost over. I left to go home before him and he left the apartment with a bunch of dirty dishes in the sink the next day. About a month later he remembered he forgot a book in the apartment so he went to retrieve it. He still had a key because we still had a month's rent left but decided to spend it at home instead. When he opened the door he could barely see there were so many fruit flies. In his estimation, no exaggeration, there were 500,000 of them. He literally had to put his shirt over his head to make it to his room and back.

He spoke to a client of his about 3 years ago and his kid got a place at the same complex that we stayed. His client told him a hilarious story of how the landlord gave his son this big speech about what he could and couldn't do because of all the trouble a couple guys caused one time. He then started going into details about fruit flies, loud parties etc. and yep, it was us.

Our legend lives on.

 
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Oh yeah, we went into the casino to this morning to cash some chips and some gal in her late 50's early 60's carded Mrs. SLB. She seemed pretty happy. :rolleyes:

I should still be at the casino. I'm getting old.

 
Oh yeah, our GB's also got a place at the same apartment complex. One of these guys is my BFF if you are keeping track. We were on the ground floor and they were on the 3rd. Thankfully down the hall on the 3rd. My BFF was at my place drinking and passed out while filling up his water bed. He woke in the middle of the night, ran up to his place only to see the ginourmous water balloon where his bed once was and *pop*. Flooded his place and ruined the place below him too.

This happened our first night there as well. :shrug:

 
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I #### myself about a month ago. On the road, dinner at some turrible local pizza joint with co-workers. On the drive back to the hotel, I felt it brewing. I made it to the hotel parking lot before it happened. i just sat in the rental, let it all finish, then waddle up the back stairs to my room. soaked through boxers and jeans onto the leather of the rental car, so i wiped up the car as best i could.

 
kbm said:
I had a dream this morning I was back in college in the dorms. Except Mrs. SLB was there and we were in her dorm room. It was really rowdy like something you would see in the movies and I thought to myself, "I don't remember so many girls being naked and getting undressed in front of me like this." It was really cool. Then me and some chick did Mrs. SLB.

I have some erotic dreams when I sleep naked pass out on my front lawn.
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Bonzai said:
Uncle Owen said:
Bonzai said:
Drifter said:
Bonzai said:
Hey guys, I #### my pants last night. Anybody have any experience with this? Kinda freaked out.
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Full on release of the hounds or just a shart?
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Full on. In the post office parking lot.
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So, like, you couldn't wait? Or was it some sort of surprise loss of control?
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Wasn't a total surprise.Not sure where to start, but I'd been feeling a bit sick the last few days. Went on a massive bender over the weekend and haven't felt right since. Skip to last night. Had Thai food with the lady-friend. I felt it coming on about halfway through dinner. She asked me to come up to her place after dinner, but I declined knowing what was about to happen. It's literally like a 2 or 3 mile drive home. I get half way there and the launch sequence got activated. Never been through anything like it. I whipped it into the post office parking lot instinctively. Got out and scanned the area for a safe place. There were some shrubs nearby, a tree maybe I could hide behind. Behind my car? Totally panicking at this point. There's traffic everywhere, people walking across the street looking over at me. I timidly wave to them as I explode into my jeans standing there in the post office parking lot. An awful, runny, Tahi food ####. I stand there for a few seconds in disbelief. Now what the #### am I supposed to do? Jump back into my car? Call 911? I couldn't help but laugh. I try to get back into my car without my ### touching the seat, but it wasn't happening. Finally I just plop down in my own #### and race home. Got home and tidied up. My bathroom looked like some type of weird crime scene wear the victim bled ####. So, am I dying? Please advice.
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Oh. My. God. :lmao: :shrug: :lmao: :lmao:
 
YSR said:
Had a really bizarre dream last night and I'm pretty sure all of you were in it. We were at my grandmother's house on top of a mountain in Tennessee (where I went to college). Kind of a GM's thread house party. The only things I really recall are:GM and Bentley (and a third guy) left to go for a ride and came back visibly shaken. It's unclear if it was due to it being a mountain or if there were bad weather conditions but they apparently kept crossing the medians. Except GM referred to them as "mediums", which seemed odd.Gadzooks proceeded to turn on the stereo in every room, each of which was playing a different style of music. Made for something of a confusing house party.There was an outdoor swimming pool that had not been used in years and at first glance was a breeding ground for all kinds of bacteria. Krista was jumping up and down on the diving board and basically gave the finger to my warnings about the pool. In she went and in the rest of you went and strangely, the pool cleared up and it seemed to be a nice time.Oh, and Krista and Norville made out in their underwear (sorry Oliver H.)
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:XMy only dream last night was that I lost my sunglasses. :confused:
 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Am I the only one who hasn't had an unfortunate bowel in the pants incident? Some loose sphincters up in here
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Not since I was 10. I was skiing after lunch when I began to notice unfortunate rumblings in the nether regions. Unfortunately I had just embarked on the longest run they have at Squaw Valley, the one that takes you all the way down off the mountain. I made it about 4/5 of the way down, skiing as fast as possible, sweating and clenching my little ### cheeks for all they were worth, when I hit an ice patch and flew through the air. When I hit the ground, sphincter containment was breached. Once the initial plug was passed, there was no holding back the remainder of the event. I lay in the snow and #### my pants like there was no tomorrow. Once I was done, I skied slowly down, shamefacedly clumped into the restrooms and cleaned up as best I could. Fortunately I was able to get a shower before I had to ride the bus back down to the bay area.
 
commisholio said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Am I the only one who hasn't had an unfortunate bowel in the pants incident? Some loose sphincters up in here
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Not since I was 10. I was skiing after lunch when I began to notice unfortunate rumblings in the nether regions. Unfortunately I had just embarked on the longest run they have at Squaw Valley, the one that takes you all the way down off the mountain. I made it about 4/5 of the way down, skiing as fast as possible, sweating and clenching my little ### cheeks for all they were worth, when I hit an ice patch and flew through the air. When I hit the ground, sphincter containment was breached. Once the initial plug was passed, there was no holding back the remainder of the event. I lay in the snow and #### my pants like there was no tomorrow. Once I was done, I skied slowly down, shamefacedly clumped into the restrooms and cleaned up as best I could. Fortunately I was able to get a shower before I had to ride the bus back down to the bay area.
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sphincter containment was breached
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This line caused laughter which almost caused a breach of my own.
 
Gadzooks said:
commisholio said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Am I the only one who hasn't had an unfortunate bowel in the pants incident? Some loose sphincters up in here
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Not since I was 10. I was skiing after lunch when I began to notice unfortunate rumblings in the nether regions. Unfortunately I had just embarked on the longest run they have at Squaw Valley, the one that takes you all the way down off the mountain. I made it about 4/5 of the way down, skiing as fast as possible, sweating and clenching my little ### cheeks for all they were worth, when I hit an ice patch and flew through the air. When I hit the ground, sphincter containment was breached. Once the initial plug was passed, there was no holding back the remainder of the event. I lay in the snow and #### my pants like there was no tomorrow. Once I was done, I skied slowly down, shamefacedly clumped into the restrooms and cleaned up as best I could. Fortunately I was able to get a shower before I had to ride the bus back down to the bay area.
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sphincter containment was breached
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This line caused laughter which almost caused a breach of my own.
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Reminds me of this...
 
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