AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
5 out of 7 here. 
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Mr.Pack
Footballguy
:golfclap:Well done sir.Darlin' don't be sad. Cause two out of three ain't bad.I wasn't a slacker. Can I stay in the thread anyway?
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Make that 4
Sarnoff
Footballguy
charvik
Footballguy
making CNN now... I'm going for another cocktail...
JaxBill
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
This plus #7 (gambling) is more or less my NYE plan.
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krista4
Footballguy
Geez, that's actually pretty scary stuff.ETA: I'm going to hell for laughing at this part:making CNN now... I'm going for another cocktail...
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guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
Stay slightly North?!?! I'm slightly north!Mr. Storm, please stay slightly north. kthxThat pick of the truck on its side is about a block from a client's building. Stay north??!! I'm north!!Awful pictures.Glad you guys are OK.Tornado watch in effect now until 7 p.m. for the counties just north of us. Please stay north, Mr. Storm. kthx
From what I'm watching on TV it did some major damage in south city and west of here.
charvik
Footballguy
nah, I've had plenty of cocktails in the past, I can handle it...Geez, that's actually pretty scary stuff.making CNN now... I'm going for another cocktail...
General Malaise
Footballguy
YesNoYes/No (graduated in 4 years with a 3.1 but probably split my time 20% school/80% partying)
krista4
Footballguy
Mr. Storm, please swing well to the south of here. kthx(We don't have any Mississippians in this thread, right?)Stay slightly North?!?! I'm slightly north!Mr. Storm, please stay slightly north. kthxThat pick of the truck on its side is about a block from a client's building. Stay north??!! I'm north!!Awful pictures.
From what I'm watching on TV it did some major damage in south city and west of here.
General Malaise
Footballguy
How are the pears in pearland.nah, I've had plenty of cocktails in the past, I can handle it...Geez, that's actually pretty scary stuff.making CNN now... I'm going for another cocktail...
krista4
Footballguy
nah, I've had plenty of cocktails in the past, I can handle it...Geez, that's actually pretty scary stuff.making CNN now... I'm going for another cocktail...
Whew, I feel better now.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Mr. Storm, please swing well to the south of here. kthx
(We don't have any Mississippians in this thread, right?)
Arkansas though ...no tks, we get more than our share.
(We don't have any Mississippians in this thread, right?)
Arkansas though ...no tks, we get more than our share.
bentley
Footballguy
One of my old fraternity brothers is the manager of a Chase branch in Pearland. Probably not him, though as he would have demanded cigarettes instead of fast food.Geez, that's actually pretty scary stuff.ETA: I'm going to hell for laughing at this part:making CNN now... I'm going for another cocktail...
kbm
Footballguy
charvik
Footballguy
not sure there are any pear trees around anymore... The Pear Brandy I had at noon was nice though.guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
YesYesGot banned from living on campus at a juco, but had a 3.6. waited 10+ years, went back and got BBA with a 3.9 overall, so I guess the answer is "yesno"
charvik
Footballguy
Umm, there are 2 branch offices for Chase in Pearland 'proper'. Hopefully he's at the other one...
No word on the status of the manager that went to the hospital.guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
bentley
Footballguy
Well, look at it this way. Either he's OK or I won't have to pay off the side bet from our fantasy football league this year.Umm, there are 2 branch offices for Chase in Pearland 'proper'. Hopefully he's at the other one...No word on the status of the manager that went to the hospital.
charvik
Footballguy
Well, look at it this way. Either he's OK or I won't have to pay off the side bet from our fantasy football league this year.Umm, there are 2 branch offices for Chase in Pearland 'proper'. Hopefully he's at the other one...
... I guess I'm going to hell too... 
K4, save me a seat on the shuttle.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
For you and everyone else that answered YES to number 5: who caught you? Family member? Teacher? Co-worker? Librarian? Custodian? C'mon, there must be good stories relating to this. I'm looking for my last enormous chuckle of 2010 to Bonzai myself. And BTW, since I answer YES to #7, I'm putting my money on SLB for having the best story.
JaxBill
Footballguy
Staying in tonight with the wife and middle school kids.
Bottle of sparkling wine and sparkling cider chilling.
:slapithigh:
Tomorrow, we're going to the Gator Bowl. Don't have a dog in the fight. We're on the Miss St side of the stadium. I can see myself being sick of cowbells by mid-afternoon.
Bottle of sparkling wine and sparkling cider chilling.
:slapithigh:
Tomorrow, we're going to the Gator Bowl. Don't have a dog in the fight. We're on the Miss St side of the stadium. I can see myself being sick of cowbells by mid-afternoon.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at this post.
Let us never speak of this again.
bentley
Footballguy
He's going to make a great wife to some lucky guy.
mr. furley
Footballguy
kbm
Footballguy
You ripping on me for going to a state school?Let us never speak of this again.
kbm
Footballguy
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Do college kids have panty raids anymore or did that go out with coonskin coats and chicks just give'm anyway anyhow?
Miami U of Ohio - freshman year '76-'77.
Pledged Phi Delt sophomore year - left school after that year. Entire frat house closed due to alcohol, drugs, grades, town/campus behavior, etc.
Miami U of Ohio - freshman year '76-'77.
Pledged Phi Delt sophomore year - left school after that year. Entire frat house closed due to alcohol, drugs, grades, town/campus behavior, etc.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Back off, bub. He's taken.
General Malaise
Footballguy
All are welcome to play in this....the more the merrier. 
Greetings!
If you are receiving this email, it means two things:
1) I haven't started my New Year's Eve drinking yet.
2) You played in the 2010 NFL Playoff - Fantasy Contest and are being invited back to join the fun in 2011.
Below is a summary of the rules, deadlines, payment information and payouts:
Rules
Each partcipant must log into this website: www.rtsports.com and log in with their information. Search for "Nesbitt Playoff Contest". I will email an invite to those who need it.
Once you have logged on, each owner must select a full roster of 9 players from the teams who have qualified for the 2011 NFL Playoffs. The rosters are as follows:
1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 TE
1 Def/ST
1 K
1 Flex at ANY position (this includes QB, Def/ST, K in addition to RB, WR, TE)
Multiple teams can own the same players. This is NOT a draft. You can log in and select your line up at any time PRIOR to the kick off of the first playoff game. Once the first game begins, rosters are frozen and locked for the duration of the playoffs. You can alter your roster as many times as you like prior to the first game. Once that first game begins, that's it.
You will NOT be able to see any other team's roster until the NFL games begin. At that time, I will release all the rosters for all to see. I will fill my roster out blind and will be one of the first to submit.
Once you select your roster, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU START ALL YOUR PLAYERS. I will come behind you and make sure you do this as well, but please start and activate your roster prior to game number 1.
As I said, once the games begin, everything is frozen. No more roster changes are allowed. If one of your players exits the playoffs, that's the breaks. This is a very challenging game because you have to not only find the best playmakers, but choose the teams that advance the furthest in the playoffs. Most years, this comes down to the owners who predict the Super Bowl contestants.
Any questions? Let me know.
Deadlines
All rosters must be submitted and activated prior to the first NFL game. I'm not sure when the first game will be, but I will make sure everybody knows the deadlines. Once that first game begins, no other entries will be allowed. Everything is frozen for the duration.
Payment Information
Entry fee is $20. I must either have your money or have a promise from you that money is on the way to be eligible for this contest. Entries that have not paid will be kicked out if payment is not received before round 2 of the playoff games. No exceptions.
You can paypal me at {pm me for details} or send me a check/cash to:
{pm me for details}
If you choose paypal, please don't stiff me with the stupid fees. Add a buck and change to cover their ridiculous fees. Thanks.
Cost to run this website is usually $20.
Payouts
In the past, we have gone with a 'winner take all' format. The winner is the owner with the most total cumulative points throughout the playoffs. In the rare case that we have a tie, the owners will split the pot. There is no money for second place.
Usually we have about 20 owners in this thing. I am going to ramp it up this year and try to double that. You are welcome to pass this along to friends or interested parties. Just make sure they aren't deadbeats. Thanks.
Good luck and let's get this thing cranking!
Greetings!
If you are receiving this email, it means two things:
1) I haven't started my New Year's Eve drinking yet.
2) You played in the 2010 NFL Playoff - Fantasy Contest and are being invited back to join the fun in 2011.
Below is a summary of the rules, deadlines, payment information and payouts:
Rules
Each partcipant must log into this website: www.rtsports.com and log in with their information. Search for "Nesbitt Playoff Contest". I will email an invite to those who need it.
Once you have logged on, each owner must select a full roster of 9 players from the teams who have qualified for the 2011 NFL Playoffs. The rosters are as follows:
1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 TE
1 Def/ST
1 K
1 Flex at ANY position (this includes QB, Def/ST, K in addition to RB, WR, TE)
Multiple teams can own the same players. This is NOT a draft. You can log in and select your line up at any time PRIOR to the kick off of the first playoff game. Once the first game begins, rosters are frozen and locked for the duration of the playoffs. You can alter your roster as many times as you like prior to the first game. Once that first game begins, that's it.
You will NOT be able to see any other team's roster until the NFL games begin. At that time, I will release all the rosters for all to see. I will fill my roster out blind and will be one of the first to submit.
Once you select your roster, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU START ALL YOUR PLAYERS. I will come behind you and make sure you do this as well, but please start and activate your roster prior to game number 1.
As I said, once the games begin, everything is frozen. No more roster changes are allowed. If one of your players exits the playoffs, that's the breaks. This is a very challenging game because you have to not only find the best playmakers, but choose the teams that advance the furthest in the playoffs. Most years, this comes down to the owners who predict the Super Bowl contestants.
Any questions? Let me know.
Deadlines
All rosters must be submitted and activated prior to the first NFL game. I'm not sure when the first game will be, but I will make sure everybody knows the deadlines. Once that first game begins, no other entries will be allowed. Everything is frozen for the duration.
Payment Information
Entry fee is $20. I must either have your money or have a promise from you that money is on the way to be eligible for this contest. Entries that have not paid will be kicked out if payment is not received before round 2 of the playoff games. No exceptions.
You can paypal me at {pm me for details} or send me a check/cash to:
{pm me for details}
If you choose paypal, please don't stiff me with the stupid fees. Add a buck and change to cover their ridiculous fees. Thanks.
Cost to run this website is usually $20.
Payouts
In the past, we have gone with a 'winner take all' format. The winner is the owner with the most total cumulative points throughout the playoffs. In the rare case that we have a tie, the owners will split the pot. There is no money for second place.
Usually we have about 20 owners in this thing. I am going to ramp it up this year and try to double that. You are welcome to pass this along to friends or interested parties. Just make sure they aren't deadbeats. Thanks.
Good luck and let's get this thing cranking!
Gadzooks
Footballguy
General Malaise
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