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[shuke]

My wife and I have argued enough in the last three days that she is leaving with the kid for thanksgiving right now. Headed to her parents. I am invited to join them next week.

Honestly, this kind of thing should upset me but we have been fighting so much I'm kind of relieved. It will be good for her to have a couple days without me and me without her. Will miss the kid a ton though.

Sorry dude.

 

[General Malaise]

You people are really missing the point of this whole exercise. There's someone famous in that picture, and nobody's even TRYING to figure out who it is.

Yeah, the whole LAM I LUSTED AFTER THE AUSTERE FRIEND OF A FUTURE CELEBRITY WHO LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I MADE A MOVE ON HER game backfired.

F the whole lot of you.

 

[shuke]

Who's Hottest Early 90's Edition

6

2

4

1

3

5

7

8

 

[shuke]

I would like to stick my discs in their Commodore 64.

 

[commisholio]

I get so confused sometimes, with the identities of Fish, T-Bell/redmond, and Leroy Jenkins. For some reason, I thought one of these was duplicates. Aren't every single one of you semi-conservative (redmond) lawyers in the west/midwest (if it's not touching the atlantic or the pacific, it's really all the same to me) who are divorced/separated with kids?

At the very least, I thought fish and LJ were the same, or at least bunched them together (at least I know that t-bell is the token conservative here). I gotta work on my notebook.

As T Bell pointed out, I am RedmondLonghorn, not redman. He is a lawyer, I am not. I haven't posted here in forever, but thought I would come back, since I heard you mentioned me (not really). I don't know if I am "semi-conservative", since I am not sure what that means. And I live in a state that is on the actual west coact, as does T Bell.

So your notebook has some decent detail, but is a little off on the specifics.

Hey, welcome back, man. Good to see you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You people are really missing the point of this whole exercise. There's someone famous in that picture, and nobody's even TRYING to figure out who it is.

Yeah, the whole LAM I LUSTED AFTER THE AUSTERE FRIEND OF A FUTURE CELEBRITY WHO LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I MADE A MOVE ON HER game backfired.

F the whole lot of you.

Debbie Boone?

 

[shuke]

BTW, it's entirely in keeping with the spirit of Thanksgiving if I jerk off to thoughts of Pocahontas, right?

I have to this.

 

[shuke]

Who's Hottest Early 90's Edition

Friends of yours? I still had Spaczilla like hair when this pic was taken. I'll take them all. Rack em.

All graduated a year ahead of me. I had a huge crush on 7, who swam with me on the swim team and toyed with me endlessly because she knew I dug her chili. Her dad owned a fleet of car dealerships and she drove a brand new shiny red Nissan 300Z. I tried to make a move on her once in that car and she laughed at me.

Also, #5 is not Michael Jackson, but is somebody....

You had a huge crush on the chick on the left in the back row?

FB link to #6?

 

[shuke]

Who's Hottest Early 90's Edition

Friends of yours? I still had Spaczilla like hair when this pic was taken. I'll take them all. Rack em.

All graduated a year ahead of me. I had a huge crush on 7, who swam with me on the swim team and toyed with me endlessly because she knew I dug her chili. Her dad owned a fleet of car dealerships and she drove a brand new shiny red Nissan 300Z. I tried to make a move on her once in that car and she laughed at me.

Also, #5 is not Michael Jackson, but is somebody....

How are you numbering these girls? Which one is #7?

Standard Way.

Well, standard for all of us but Bob.

WTF?

Front: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8

Back: 5, 9

This isn't Love n Rockets Surgery

Completely wrong.

 

[General Malaise]

BTW, it's entirely in keeping with the spirit of Thanksgiving if I jerk off to thoughts of Pocahontas, right?

I have to this.

I have WITH that. #RiteAidButters

 

[shuke]

Why wouldn't you go FRONT ROW - Left to Right....1,2,3,4,5,6 followed by BACK ROW - Left to Right - 7,8?

7 to me is the blonde in the back row, far left with the drink-it-cute face.

I thought FBG standard was always LEFT to RIGHT

So, 1 (front), 2 (front), 3 (back), 4 (front), 5 (back), 6 (front), 7 (front), 8 (front)

What board have you guys been reading?

Always left to right. When separate rows are obvious, nearest row is first.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I just came across this from the archives:

http://fbgffa.livejournal.com/

I think it was supposed to be an RSS Feed about stuff that was happening in the FFA. I must have been staggeringly bored at work. And I displayed my usual perserverance on the project, I see.

 

[General Malaise]

Who's Hottest Early 90's Edition

Friends of yours? I still had Spaczilla like hair when this pic was taken. I'll take them all. Rack em.

All graduated a year ahead of me. I had a huge crush on 7, who swam with me on the swim team and toyed with me endlessly because she knew I dug her chili. Her dad owned a fleet of car dealerships and she drove a brand new shiny red Nissan 300Z. I tried to make a move on her once in that car and she laughed at me.

Also, #5 is not Michael Jackson, but is somebody....

You had a huge crush on the chick on the left in the back row?

FB link to #6?

Yeah, she had great skin. And a rich family. Also, nice boobs. But a face for radio and a terrible disposition. I asked her to sign my yearbook her senior year and she just autographed it and left. I was hoping for a heartfelt message of some sort or at least the typical "you're so funny, have a great summer". Instead, I got her John Hancock like she was signing an apartment lease.

I don't even know who #6 corresponds to anymore. You guys confuse me.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Who's Hottest Early 90's Edition

Friends of yours? I still had Spaczilla like hair when this pic was taken. I'll take them all. Rack em.

All graduated a year ahead of me. I had a huge crush on 7, who swam with me on the swim team and toyed with me endlessly because she knew I dug her chili. Her dad owned a fleet of car dealerships and she drove a brand new shiny red Nissan 300Z. I tried to make a move on her once in that car and she laughed at me.

Also, #5 is not Michael Jackson, but is somebody....

How are you numbering these girls? Which one is #7?

Standard Way.

Well, standard for all of us but Bob.

WTF?

Front: 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8

Back: 5, 9

This isn't Love n Rockets Surgery

Completely wrong.

Really? Huh.

 

[Abraham]

WTF is a Termagant?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Colbert on Trey Radel , LMFAO, I'm dying here.

 

[General Malaise]

Why wouldn't you go FRONT ROW - Left to Right....1,2,3,4,5,6 followed by BACK ROW - Left to Right - 7,8?

7 to me is the blonde in the back row, far left with the drink-it-cute face.

I thought FBG standard was always LEFT to RIGHT

So, 1 (front), 2 (front), 3 (back), 4 (front), 5 (back), 6 (front), 7 (front), 8 (front)

What board have you guys been reading?

Always left to right. When separate rows are obvious, nearest row is first.

THANK YOU!!!!

I'm not FB friends with 6, but I did a little creeping. She's still hot. Also, girl I had a crush on held up nicely. Course, money does wonders to the aging process.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Boys just got back from Karate. They're fighting. SHOCKING

 

[shuke]

I don't even know who #6 corresponds to anymore. You guys confuse me.

Front row far right. The really hot one.

 

[General Malaise]

Who's Hottest Early 90's Edition

6

2

4

1

3

5

7

8

lol...here's #5 today.

Bonus

 

[General Malaise]

I don't even know who #6 corresponds to anymore. You guys confuse me.

Front row far right. The really hot one.

Hotter than Angie Harmon!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I don't even know who #6 corresponds to anymore. You guys confuse me.

Front row far right. The really hot one.

Thank you.

 

[shuke]

Who's Hottest Early 90's Edition

6

2

4

1

3

5

7

8

lol...here's #5 today.

Bonus

Bull####

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

So which one is Angie Harmon.

Please make it simple...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't even know who #6 corresponds to anymore. You guys confuse me.

Front row far right. The really hot one.

Hotter than Angie Harmon!

I had Angie ranked third in that pic, behind #4 and #1.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't even know who #6 corresponds to anymore. You guys confuse me.

Front row far right. The really hot one.

You mean the least attractive one?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I wish I knew this kid

Honorary GMTANNER

Going to need you to make these a bit bigger from now on.

 

[General Malaise]

So which one is Angie Harmon.

Please make it simple...

The one drinking my flesh. With the pronounced eyebrows. You know...the one that LOOKS like Angie Harmon.

 

[shuke]

You went to high school with a ####ing Seventeen cover model and you were hitting on Chris Farley?

 

[-fish-]

I get so confused sometimes, with the identities of Fish, T-Bell/redmond, and Leroy Jenkins. For some reason, I thought one of these was duplicates. Aren't every single one of you semi-conservative (redmond) lawyers in the west/midwest (if it's not touching the atlantic or the pacific, it's really all the same to me) who are divorced/separated with kids?

At the very least, I thought fish and LJ were the same, or at least bunched them together (at least I know that t-bell is the token conservative here). I gotta work on my notebook.

As T Bell pointed out, I am RedmondLonghorn, not redman. He is a lawyer, I am not. I haven't posted here in forever, but thought I would come back, since I heard you mentioned me (not really). I don't know if I am "semi-conservative", since I am not sure what that means. And I live in a state that is on the actual west coact, as does T Bell.

So your notebook has some decent detail, but is a little off on the specifics.

Whoa. What's up neighbor?

Howdy.

You know how we talked about grabbing a beer when you moved to town about two years ago?

We should still do that.

Doesn't someone owe me a beer for keeping mailboxes from being put in their yard?

3 years, but yeah...

Of course, I've been working 80 hours per week for the last month and will be doing so for another but I could make some time. I keep meaning to take Fish up on some happy hour shenanigans too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Why wouldn't you go FRONT ROW - Left to Right....1,2,3,4,5,6 followed by BACK ROW - Left to Right - 7,8?

7 to me is the blonde in the back row, far left with the drink-it-cute face.

I thought FBG standard was always LEFT to RIGHT

So, 1 (front), 2 (front), 3 (back), 4 (front), 5 (back), 6 (front), 7 (front), 8 (front)

What board have you guys been reading?

Always left to right. When separate rows are obvious, nearest row is first.

THANK YOU!!!!

I'm not FB friends with 6, but I did a little creeping. She's still hot. Also, girl I had a crush on held up nicely. Course, money does wonders to the aging process.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So which one is Angie Harmon.

Please make it simple...

The one drinking my flesh. With the pronounced eyebrows. You know...the one that LOOKS like Angie Harmon.

 

[General Malaise]

You went to high school with a ####ing Seventeen cover model and you were hitting on Chris Farley?

You watched me get rejected by a Phipps dancer who thought "Aloha" was the Spanish word for "Hello" and had Earl Campbell's thighs. You really think I was Harmon material in HS? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, Shuke. I had to pick my targets like a three legged lion on the hunt.

 

[General Malaise]

You went to high school with a ####ing Seventeen cover model and you were hitting on Chris Farley?

I did have Study Hall with her. She was the only thing I studied, though.

 

[commisholio]

She does have some eyebrows, doesn't she.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You went to high school with a ####ing Seventeen cover model and you were hitting on Chris Farley?

You watched me get rejected by a Phipps dancer who thought "Aloha" was the Spanish word for "Hello" and had Earl Campbell's thighs. You really think I was Harmon material in HS? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, Shuke. I had to pick my targets like a three legged lion on the hunt.

I love you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

[SIZE=10pt]I know that Cal said the other student was smiling and wasn't scared; however, the student's body language in the tape and the way he looked when he went into the office suggests otherwise. I'm not sure if what Cal was talking about was a nervous smile or if initially he wasn't scared, but by the time he was down the hall he was incredibly scared. Cal literally turned around and chased him down. As I said before, we can't see from the video if Cal's hands were on him, but he had him pinned against the wall and they were definitely face-to-face. The student started running away again and Cal went after him a second time and had him against the wall again. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]He also admitted to saying he was going to kill him. We just had another talk which is much easier after a little brown love.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Uncle Kevin is going to be happy to hear about this though.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Carry on.[/SIZE]

 

[-fish-]

Good luck man. If you can, drop what you've got going on and get the story straight

(you probably already know this, but with a kid it could be anything from "innocent" exaggeration for attention to no exaggeration at all. Good luck and keep a clear head.)

trying to keep this in perspective, but every time I think that he might have actually hit her, I just want to start removing his limbs.

At this point, I have her 7 days a week and she can't go to their house. I'm going to focus on making that work. GF has been supportive, but keeping her distance. May be too much for her.

I'd be absolutely out of control. What is your next step on getting clarity on this?

I have a joint counseling appointment with my daughter tomorrow evening. counselors are mandatory reporters. if she says the guy hit him, the counselor dials the police.

 

[Gadzooks]

I don't even know who #6 corresponds to anymore. You guys confuse me.

Front row far right. The really hot one.

Hotter than Angie Harmon!

I had Angie ranked third in that pic, behind #4 and #1.

As usual Homer is the voice of reason when it comes to ranking young girls.

#4 is the clear leader of the pack. Coors Light girl seems like she has an inferiority complex and would give it up so people would like her. I'd like to have a 3-some with her and #1. I'd use #1's ugly sweater to clean up with. And Shuke's right about the Farley reference. Also #2 kinda has a Blair from Facts of Life vibe.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You went to high school with a ####ing Seventeen cover model and you were hitting on Chris Farley?

You watched me get rejected by a Phipps dancer who thought "Aloha" was the Spanish word for "Hello" and had Earl Campbell's thighs. You really think I was Harmon material in HS? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, Shuke. I had to pick my targets like a three legged lion on the hunt.

I love you.

Sucks, life is terrible GM is so much funnier than life is great GM.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

#1 looks hotter than Angie the milk drinker

 

[Gadzooks]

[SIZE=10pt]I know that Cal said the other student was smiling and wasn't scared; however, the student's body language in the tape and the way he looked when he went into the office suggests otherwise. I'm not sure if what Cal was talking about was a nervous smile or if initially he wasn't scared, but by the time he was down the hall he was incredibly scared. Cal literally turned around and chased him down. As I said before, we can't see from the video if Cal's hands were on him, but he had him pinned against the wall and they were definitely face-to-face. The student started running away again and Cal went after him a second time and had him against the wall again. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]He also admitted to saying he was going to kill him. We just had another talk which is much easier after a little brown love.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Uncle Kevin is going to be happy to hear about this though.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Carry on.[/SIZE]

Completely lost by this. I laughed, but I'm not sure why.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

[SIZE=10pt]I know that Cal said the other student was smiling and wasn't scared; however, the student's body language in the tape and the way he looked when he went into the office suggests otherwise. I'm not sure if what Cal was talking about was a nervous smile or if initially he wasn't scared, but by the time he was down the hall he was incredibly scared. Cal literally turned around and chased him down. As I said before, we can't see from the video if Cal's hands were on him, but he had him pinned against the wall and they were definitely face-to-face. The student started running away again and Cal went after him a second time and had him against the wall again. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]He also admitted to saying he was going to kill him. We just had another talk which is much easier after a little brown love.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Uncle Kevin is going to be happy to hear about this though.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Carry on.[/SIZE]

Completely lost by this. I laughed, but I'm not sure why.

That was from his IEP. Just got this from his teacher.

[SIZE=10pt]Calvin then lifted the paper and pretended like he was going to give it to me, but quickly took it away. When I asked for the paper again (while I'm explaining that we've moved on and this assignment is detracting from his learning in social studies) he tapped me on the head with it like we were playing a game. I felt like he was basically teasing me. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]

 

[Captain Quinoa]

[SIZE=10pt]I know that Cal said the other student was smiling and wasn't scared; however, the student's body language in the tape and the way he looked when he went into the office suggests otherwise. I'm not sure if what Cal was talking about was a nervous smile or if initially he wasn't scared, but by the time he was down the hall he was incredibly scared. Cal literally turned around and chased him down. As I said before, we can't see from the video if Cal's hands were on him, but he had him pinned against the wall and they were definitely face-to-face. The student started running away again and Cal went after him a second time and had him against the wall again. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]He also admitted to saying he was going to kill him. We just had another talk which is much easier after a little brown love.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Uncle Kevin is going to be happy to hear about this though.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Carry on.[/SIZE]

Completely lost by this. I laughed, but I'm not sure why.

That was from his IEP. Just got this from his teacher.

[SIZE=10pt]Calvin then lifted the paper and pretended like he was going to give it to me, but quickly took it away. When I asked for the paper again (while I'm explaining that we've moved on and this assignment is detracting from his learning in social studies) he tapped me on the head with it like we were playing a game. I felt like he was basically teasing me. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE]

I do this to the old lady all the time

 

[Captain Quinoa]

also 'a little brown love'?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Godamnit.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

also 'a little brown love'?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I replied back:

You're really hot, he probably just wants to get in your pants.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just in case there may be some misunderstanding whatsoever Simone, I laugh to keep from going crazy.

 

[T Bell]

It was a situation that - had you observed it - you would have said "wow, that was uncalled for...a grown woman screaming at a 10 year old boy for asking a good question before storming out of the house?". A day later, my mother sided with my sister, blamed my son for the problems and refused to back me and my wife who wanted an apology.

Just a small peek into the insanity that is my family and I feel bad even bringing it up considering good people in here have REAL problems, but it's a pattern that's happened again and again in my life. With my serious GFs first, my first wife and now my second wife, who is a saint. Sister acts like a jerkass, cries and whines to my mother, convinces her the fault lies with my SO and soon I have two irrational termagants telling me how awful the love of my life is.

This one stupid incident led to more and more stupid incidents and though I thought peace was finally forthcoming this fall, bad blood reared its ugly head again over the weekend and BOOM....no Thanksgiving, no nothing but grief, heartache and pain.

Blah blah blah....I'm used to it by now. Carry on.

ETA: FIX THE GAWDDAMN PARAGRAPH BREAK PROBLEM!!!!

Unbelievable that this arises from that stupid February incident.

Sorry you're going through this, and it is actually a big deal as it adds real stress, as trivial as the causes are.