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Shantytown said:
desert rose said:
Shantytown said:
Tiger Fan said:
Shantytown said:
really haven't heard of SLB? He's been a big-timer over the last year for sure. Cat shirt down?
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Aren't you kind of proving my point?
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#### if I know, I'm hammered
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I don't recognise your name, but you have a familiar face. Maybe it's just the hair..
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I do have a sweetass mullet
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Not a sweeter one ever existed. Of course, don't make fun of it or he will crush you with his banana hands and biceps the size of bowling balls. :thumbup:
 
Happy New Year, degenerates and fools!

Congrats to YSR, looks like I missed something. I can put 2 and 2 together...in the morning.

 
Crap... new year starting off on a bad note. Just got a call that my grandmother died this morning. Her kids (my mother and 2 aunts) had just moved her out of the house they grew up in and into some sort of semi-assisted living apartment. Last night was her first night alone in the new place. :shrug:

 
Guster said:
Crap... new year starting off on a bad note. Just got a call that my grandmother died this morning. Her kids (my mother and 2 aunts) had just moved her out of the house they grew up in and into some sort of semi-assisted living apartment. Last night was her first night alone in the new place. :shrug:
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Really sorry to hear that, Guster. :wub:
 
Guster said:
Crap... new year starting off on a bad note. Just got a call that my grandmother died this morning. Her kids (my mother and 2 aunts) had just moved her out of the house they grew up in and into some sort of semi-assisted living apartment. Last night was her first night alone in the new place. :kicksrock:
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Oh no. So sorry to hear that. :(
 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Congrats to Sweden.
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So DaughterPack, straight A's through Middle School, over 4.0 in HS (Top 15 in her class) and a 4.0 GPA her first semester in College......Conversation between her and a friend yesterday:
Friend: So I found out yesterday my Grandparents came from Switzerland.DaughterPack: Oh, so your Swedish?Friend: :yes: DaughterPack: :whoosh:Me: :mellow:
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flapgreen said:
bentley said:
So I just went to the bedroom, leaned over and lovingly kissed my betrothed for life, the mother of the most important person in the world to me and the woman carrying our second unborn child. And she looked up at me and said from the bottom of her heart "It's so loud outside" and then went right back to sleep.
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J;ALSRQWPOIEruweO That's almost exactly what happened to me earlier. Had the tv on by myself relaxing. My wife comes to the living room from down the hall and asks me to turn down the tv while all I'm doing is watching the New Year's show and fooling around on my computer. Are we my parents now? :mellow: :whoosh: :yes:
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Did you have a mini stroke here?
 
I made three pies, peanut butter, blueberry and strawberry rhubarb for my brother's party today, and cleaned the oven. I hope the rest of the year isn't this tiring.

 
Merry New Years iFriends! That little "i" may separate you from B&M but I consider you all friends! :lol:

TigerFan, do you know me? I'd be surprised if anyone knew me from Ol' Yeller.

YSR, congratulations! I remember when I proposed to Katie she was the happiest woman in the world. Remember this moment because in about a week, he'll #### it all up like I did.

I would like to share a few highlights from the last 24 hours.

The priest that married the young couple also did the blessing before dinner. He talked about the sanctity of marriage and why the young couple was together. Then he said "Ok, let's get down to the real reason that Danny and Kristen got married. Kristen is horny"

The DJ played a TON of hip hop. At about 9:30, with plenty of old white people still hanging around on the dance floor. The uncensored version of 2Pac's "How Do You Want It" was played. The average age went from about 50 to about 28 in those four minutes.

Ran into an old GB from high school. He was a bigger drunk than I, believe it or not. We used to time ourselves doing beer bongs. The last memory I have is beating him 0.88 seconds to 0.91 seconds. The 0.90 barrier had been broken. It was like the 4 minute mile. He wouldn't stop talking about it last night and I wanted to punch him in the face. He's still that guy.

We didn't have a car there and our ride left at 12:05. So we stayed until 1 and decided to walk to a nearby bar to wait for a cab (2 hour wait). The bar....in Milwaukee....was closed. WTF? So we walked another mile or so to another bar. We got there at about 1:50 and the bouncer said "Just so you know, last call is in 10 minutes" WTF is wrong with the biggest drinking city in America? We go in because we're cold as #### and get a drink. We sit next to a really nice 60 year old man who would become our best friend.

He was pretty pissed about the bar closing. He wanted to go to another bar. We said we were walking and he said he would drive us. Fantastic.

So he drives us to the next bar about 2 miles away and we drink until about 4. He was like an old Disco Stu. He knew all the young hot ladies there and got about 10 kisses and even got my non-lesbian fiancee to make out with a smoking 25 year old. Then this nice man then drove us home. He was drinking beer then water then water then beer so he was absolutely sober. We were tanked. Quite possibly the nicest person I've ever met. We invited him in for a beer and he played with our dog for a half hour and then drove back to the bar at like 5 :pickle: :hifive:

Moral of the story? Be nice to the lonely old guy in the corner of a bar :thumbup:

We woke up about noon :bag: and we're talking about the evening. There were plenty of laughs and Katie says "My face hurts". I said "Why?" She says "Because it's connected to my head" :clap:

Then we turn on the MSU v 'Bama game. She says "Wow, Michigan State is getting raped" I love my fiancee. :bye:

I'm going to jump in the shower and head back out. Go Badgers!!

Merry New Year!!!

 
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Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
He was like an old Disco Stu. He knew all the young hot ladies there and got about 10 kisses and even got my non-lesbian fiancee to make out with a smoking 25 year old. Then this nice man then drove us home. He was drinking beer then water then water then beer so he was absolutely sober. We were tanked.
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Nice to hear about the old man and even nicer to see a picture of him. However, some details and/or pics of the non-lesbian finacee making out with a smoking 25 year old probably would've been better. Other than that, :football: :lmao: :lmao: Great review.
 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
YSR, congratulations! I remember when I proposed to Katie she was the happiest woman in the world. Remember this moment because in about a week, he'll #### it all up like I did.
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Great story, Stryperkiss!As for the above, I'm the one who would mess it all up - and always am. Take last night, for example. He drove to GA yesterday morning to get some things done for a new office we are opening. I go to our current office to sit through a Quickbooks training with our investor for the GA office. The woman drives me crazy... I can take her in small doses but really can't do too much time with her.I call him at 12:30 and say "I bet Linda is going to want to go to lunch" to which he replies, "Probably, and you should go. She's putting up $$$ to fund our next office and if she wants some girl time with you, so be it".So I suck it up. We go to lunch, which turns out to be an afternoon of drinking. Several rounds of drinks - she's matching my 20 oz. Blue Moon drafts with lemondrop martinis :football: . I call him around 4 and let him know he needs to come get me because I can't drive.He joins us for a bit, then we leave. All I want to do at this point is go home. I'm drunk and not really hungry and just want to settle in and not deal with crowds. He keeps telling me that he wants to take me somewhere nice for NYE. I'm telling him that we don't need to be spending money that we don't have on overinflated NYE prices, etc. Basically, I'm being a brat.Finally, we have the following blowup outside the restaurant while waiting for our table:YSR: I just want to go home. Let's go home. We can eat there. If you want to do something nice, let's pick up a steak and some crab legs at the Fresh Market.YSRBF: No, I really want us to do something nice for NYEYSR: LOOK, UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNING TO DO SOMETHING AT DINNER, I JUST WANT TO GO HOMEYSRBF: WHAT IF I AM?YSR: ohI'm an ###. But it's another reminder of how perfect he is for me. Totally takes that kind of thing in stride.
 
Gadzooks said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
He was like an old Disco Stu. He knew all the young hot ladies there and got about 10 kisses and even got my non-lesbian fiancee to make out with a smoking 25 year old. Then this nice man then drove us home. He was drinking beer then water then water then beer so he was absolutely sober. We were tanked.
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Nice to hear about the old man and even nicer to see a picture of him. However, some details and/or pics of the non-lesbian finacee making out with a smoking 25 year old probably would've been better. Other than that, :thumbup: :) :lmao: Great review.
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I swear I know that guy.What Bars were you at?

 
Congrats YSR, now stay away from Mrs. SLB.

I've been eating leftover whore da vores all morning. My entire house smells like smoke. My stomach hurts. I've considered mixing a drink several times. Hearing about Katie making out with a chick gave me happy pants.

 
bentley said:
bostonfred said:
St Louis Bob started a thread back in 2004 challenging me to a sig bet over the red sox/cards world series, much to my confusion. I knew him from before that but I had never really interacted much directly with him. i remember him being a really good sport about it, though, and I started to become a fan of his work, although he was a bit of a conspiracy theorist back then. he's really turned it on the last couple years, though, and while he's been around for a while, he's the face of this generation of the FFA every bit as much as scupper, capella, :11:, tufnel, tanner, norville, woz, and so on have taken their turn leading the pack. You've been added to the FFA index, SLB. Big fan.
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Damning him with faint praise a bit here, frank.
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:lmao: Thanks guys, Fuller, Arn, TF. Fred, I thought that sig bet was the 2001 Superbowl?

TF, I was around but didn't post much.

 
Just got back from the Gator Bowl. Miiss ST is missing a marketing opp - their cowbells should be sponsored by Advil, Excedrin, etc.

Bunch of Mich fans in our section on the Miss St side. No issues - when Miss St would score, the Mich fans would be glad that it helped show RichRod the door.

 
General Malaise said:
All are welcome to play in this....the more the merrier. :unsure: Greetings!If you are receiving this email, it means two things:1) I haven't started my New Year's Eve drinking yet.2) You played in the 2010 NFL Playoff - Fantasy Contest and are being invited back to join the fun in 2011.Below is a summary of the rules, deadlines, payment information and payouts:RulesEach partcipant must log into this website: www.rtsports.com and log in with their information. Search for "Nesbitt Playoff Contest". I will email an invite to those who need it. Once you have logged on, each owner must select a full roster of 9 players from the teams who have qualified for the 2011 NFL Playoffs. The rosters are as follows:1 QB2 RB2 WR1 TE1 Def/ST1 K1 Flex at ANY position (this includes QB, Def/ST, K in addition to RB, WR, TE)Multiple teams can own the same players. This is NOT a draft. You can log in and select your line up at any time PRIOR to the kick off of the first playoff game. Once the first game begins, rosters are frozen and locked for the duration of the playoffs. You can alter your roster as many times as you like prior to the first game. Once that first game begins, that's it. You will NOT be able to see any other team's roster until the NFL games begin. At that time, I will release all the rosters for all to see. I will fill my roster out blind and will be one of the first to submit. Once you select your roster, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU START ALL YOUR PLAYERS. I will come behind you and make sure you do this as well, but please start and activate your roster prior to game number 1.As I said, once the games begin, everything is frozen. No more roster changes are allowed. If one of your players exits the playoffs, that's the breaks. This is a very challenging game because you have to not only find the best playmakers, but choose the teams that advance the furthest in the playoffs. Most years, this comes down to the owners who predict the Super Bowl contestants. Any questions? Let me know.DeadlinesAll rosters must be submitted and activated prior to the first NFL game. I'm not sure when the first game will be, but I will make sure everybody knows the deadlines. Once that first game begins, no other entries will be allowed. Everything is frozen for the duration.Payment InformationEntry fee is $20. I must either have your money or have a promise from you that money is on the way to be eligible for this contest. Entries that have not paid will be kicked out if payment is not received before round 2 of the playoff games. No exceptions. You can paypal me at {pm me for details} or send me a check/cash to:{pm me for details}If you choose paypal, please don't stiff me with the stupid fees. Add a buck and change to cover their ridiculous fees. Thanks.Cost to run this website is usually $20.PayoutsIn the past, we have gone with a 'winner take all' format. The winner is the owner with the most total cumulative points throughout the playoffs. In the rare case that we have a tie, the owners will split the pot. There is no money for second place.Usually we have about 20 owners in this thing. I am going to ramp it up this year and try to double that. You are welcome to pass this along to friends or interested parties. Just make sure they aren't deadbeats. Thanks.Good luck and let's get this thing cranking!
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I'm in. Can we get two teams?$50 on the game Sunday night? Rams -3?
 
kbm said:
bentley said:
bostonfred said:
St Louis Bob started a thread back in 2004 challenging me to a sig bet over the red sox/cards world series, much to my confusion. I knew him from before that but I had never really interacted much directly with him. i remember him being a really good sport about it, though, and I started to become a fan of his work, although he was a bit of a conspiracy theorist back then. he's really turned it on the last couple years, though, and while he's been around for a while, he's the face of this generation of the FFA every bit as much as scupper, capella, :11:, tufnel, tanner, norville, woz, and so on have taken their turn leading the pack. You've been added to the FFA index, SLB. Big fan.
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Damning him with faint praise a bit here, frank.
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:lmao: Thanks guys, Fuller, Arn, TF. Fred, I thought that sig bet was the 2001 Superbowl?

TF, I was around but didn't post much.
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It very well could have been. I know I won the bet... :excited: . I know we've all been here over a decade now which is nuts.
 
GB my wife.

After being barraged by cowbells all afternoon, come home to Pork Roast and sauerkraut in the Crock Pot. Then she starts the smashed potatoes and mixed veggies and we're good to go.

 
bostonfred said:
kbm said:
bentley said:
bostonfred said:
St Louis Bob started a thread back in 2004 challenging me to a sig bet over the red sox/cards world series, much to my confusion. I knew him from before that but I had never really interacted much directly with him. i remember him being a really good sport about it, though, and I started to become a fan of his work, although he was a bit of a conspiracy theorist back then. he's really turned it on the last couple years, though, and while he's been around for a while, he's the face of this generation of the FFA every bit as much as scupper, capella, :11:, tufnel, tanner, norville, woz, and so on have taken their turn leading the pack. You've been added to the FFA index, SLB. Big fan.
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Damning him with faint praise a bit here, frank.
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:boxing: Thanks guys, Fuller, Arn, TF. Fred, I thought that sig bet was the 2001 Superbowl?

TF, I was around but didn't post much.
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It very well could have been. I know I won the bet... :pokey: . I know we've all been here over a decade now which is nuts.
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Yes & Yes. Something about that cheating Belichick making love to my Pujol.Over a decade really is hard to believe.

 
kbm said:
General Malaise said:
All are welcome to play in this....the more the merrier. :pokey: Greetings!If you are receiving this email, it means two things:1) I haven't started my New Year's Eve drinking yet.2) You played in the 2010 NFL Playoff - Fantasy Contest and are being invited back to join the fun in 2011.Below is a summary of the rules, deadlines, payment information and payouts:RulesEach partcipant must log into this website: www.rtsports.com and log in with their information. Search for "Nesbitt Playoff Contest". I will email an invite to those who need it. Once you have logged on, each owner must select a full roster of 9 players from the teams who have qualified for the 2011 NFL Playoffs. The rosters are as follows:1 QB2 RB2 WR1 TE1 Def/ST1 K1 Flex at ANY position (this includes QB, Def/ST, K in addition to RB, WR, TE)Multiple teams can own the same players. This is NOT a draft. You can log in and select your line up at any time PRIOR to the kick off of the first playoff game. Once the first game begins, rosters are frozen and locked for the duration of the playoffs. You can alter your roster as many times as you like prior to the first game. Once that first game begins, that's it. You will NOT be able to see any other team's roster until the NFL games begin. At that time, I will release all the rosters for all to see. I will fill my roster out blind and will be one of the first to submit. Once you select your roster, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU START ALL YOUR PLAYERS. I will come behind you and make sure you do this as well, but please start and activate your roster prior to game number 1.As I said, once the games begin, everything is frozen. No more roster changes are allowed. If one of your players exits the playoffs, that's the breaks. This is a very challenging game because you have to not only find the best playmakers, but choose the teams that advance the furthest in the playoffs. Most years, this comes down to the owners who predict the Super Bowl contestants. Any questions? Let me know.DeadlinesAll rosters must be submitted and activated prior to the first NFL game. I'm not sure when the first game will be, but I will make sure everybody knows the deadlines. Once that first game begins, no other entries will be allowed. Everything is frozen for the duration.Payment InformationEntry fee is $20. I must either have your money or have a promise from you that money is on the way to be eligible for this contest. Entries that have not paid will be kicked out if payment is not received before round 2 of the playoff games. No exceptions. You can paypal me at {pm me for details} or send me a check/cash to:{pm me for details}If you choose paypal, please don't stiff me with the stupid fees. Add a buck and change to cover their ridiculous fees. Thanks.Cost to run this website is usually $20.PayoutsIn the past, we have gone with a 'winner take all' format. The winner is the owner with the most total cumulative points throughout the playoffs. In the rare case that we have a tie, the owners will split the pot. There is no money for second place.Usually we have about 20 owners in this thing. I am going to ramp it up this year and try to double that. You are welcome to pass this along to friends or interested parties. Just make sure they aren't deadbeats. Thanks.Good luck and let's get this thing cranking!
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I'm in. Can we get two teams?$50 on the game Sunday night? Rams -3?
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yes, of course on the former.No way on the Rams. i'm mortgaging my ex-wife's house and putting it on Rams.
 
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