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Am I supposed to invite my gf here now? I dont want to invite her here. please tell me i dont have to.
Yeah, let's go no additional gf's in here for now. If the thread suddenly gets 200 pages shorter, you'll know that Chicago Girl was curious and wanted to see what this was all about :ph34r: :scared:

 
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Perhaps my favorite thing about the weekend at the moment is waking up when everyone else is Asleep and drinking coffee while watching English Premier league football. Not magic football, the real kind.

 
Am I supposed to invite my gf here now? I dont want to invite her here. please tell me i dont have to.
Yeah, let's go no additional gf's in here for now. If the thread suddenly gets 200 pages shorter, you'll know that Chicago Girl was curious and wanted to see what this was all about :ph34r: :scared:
:lmao: she was telling me the other day how much she hates FBG. It all started because I was watching Louie on Netflix and she said she hates him too because that's how she imagines all FBGs looking. Plus I think she scrolled through some Who's Hottest polls and thought that "all these mouth breathers sitting behind keyboards in their moms basement were ridiculous for judging girls like that" You mouth breathers must've really hit a nerve with her

 
She's going to be really disappointed when she learns the FFA is just one of the many places where us mouth breathers judge girls.

 
Perhaps my favorite thing about the weekend at the moment is waking up when everyone else is Asleep and drinking coffee while watching English Premier league football. Not magic football, the real kind.
:thumbup:

Especially when Liverpool is killing it. My kids are super early risers but I still enjoy the coffee and soccer.

Taking the guys to the new childrens museum a little later this morning by myself. This may require more parenting skills than I have.

 
She's going to be really disappointed when she learns the FFA is just one of the many places where us mouth breathers judge girls.
Lol yeah it's funny because she's usually very quiet. She prolly didn't like it that I started like 20 of them in like a weeks span a few years ago and Woz was texting me pics of chicks to post here. I tried telling her that most of you guys breathe through your nostrils.

 
Am I supposed to invite my gf here now? I dont want to invite her here. please tell me i dont have to.
Yeah, let's go no additional gf's in here for now.If the thread suddenly gets 200 pages shorter, you'll know that Chicago Girl was curious and wanted to see what this was all about :ph34r: :scared:
:lmao: she was telling me the other day how much she hates FBG. It all started because I was watching Louie on Netflix and she said she hates him too because that's how she imagines all FBGs looking. Plus I think she scrolled through some Who's Hottest polls and thought that "all these mouth breathers sitting behind keyboards in their moms basement were ridiculous for judging girls like that"You mouth breathers must've really hit a nerve with her
What do you judge her on? Texture?

 
You guys give full fbg disclosure and access to your ladies? My wife knows about my "football messageboard" and some stories from here that I share (like chance) but that's as far as it goes.

 
Women are filthy pigs.
When I was a junior in college, I snuck into the freshman dorm with my GF. Late at night, we decided it would be fun and risque to make love in the shower of the women's room on her floor, shared by a number of girls. In the midst of our tryst, not one but two females entered the bathroom and proceeded to grunge poop like animals, replete with noises I've never quite heard before and hope to never hear again. Now, we were hidden in our furtive love making by a curtain, but I couldn't continue with all the grunts and smells. Completely blindsided me.
Did you eat it when they left?

 
This place stays open on all of our computers and both of our phones. He doesn't read this particular thread a ton, I don't think, but he's very familiar with FBGs in general (most the Wagering thread).

 
90210 rerun when the parents almost get divorced and the mom almost has an affair. The scenes with the mom flirting with other guy is beyond awkward. No way I could masturbate to that. Also the dad has more body hair than a bigfoot. This its just awful television yet I can't stop watching it.

 
PV is hilarious and seems cool such that anything said here wouldn't bother her. Maybe not all y'all's wives/girlfriends are like that. :shrug:

Texasguys, I'm not putting anything at risk by making Oregon my top pick in my bowl confidence pool, right?

 
I had a bunch of stuff multiquoted last night but I can't remember why I wanted to reply to some of them. So I'll just go with this.

Thanks GBThorn!

Except for the Sox decal. GFYM.
Hey, the ACDC and Jaeger lanyards were a gift to you dickface

You guys give full fbg disclosure and access to your ladies? My wife knows about my "football messageboard" and some stories from here that I share (like chance) but that's as far as it goes.
Although she's friends with SLB and K4 on the facebook, my wife wants nothing to do with this place.


Bob, per our discussion last night, might as well book a hotel now. That goes for anyone else attending beerhole.

Tre is an artpad master. Pretty good at Draw Something as well.

I'm wife and kid free for the next 4 days. If I post something really dumb its because I will have 4 functioning brain cells.

 
It doesn't bother me. I think it's funny. Can often get better help here on a variety of topics then you would think.

 

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