GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Osaurus]

Romo!

 

[T Bell]

Reminds me of the time my wife was stopped by the TSA for having road flares and an alarm clock in her laptop bag.

"I have no idea why my toddler has exploding soles on his shoes, sir."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going to Buffalo Wild Wings for the first time every for the Bears game.

You know you wish you were me.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Going to Buffalo Wild Wings for the first time every for the Bears game.

You know you wish you were me.

Bring razors, they'll have the ice

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going to Buffalo Wild Wings for the first time every for the Bears game.

You know you wish you were me.

Bring razors, they'll have the ice

wat

 

[Thorn]

Nervous times here. In the GMTAN championship and also two games out of the lead in Bob's pool.

Currently projected as 85% favorite in GMTAN finals, and only one game wrong in the 1pm games. Everything's comin up thorn!

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

My wife just got busted at LaGuardia with a packet of box-cutter razors. On her return flight -- she sailed through DCA with them.

Luckily it sounds like she struck the right balance of horror, terror and shock and they let her on the plane.

Uh.....why?

We just moved, so we've been taking down a lot of boxes. Not sure why they're in her purse, but she's tried to keep the cutter available 24/7.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

My wife just got busted at LaGuardia with a packet of box-cutter razors. On her return flight -- she sailed through DCA with them.

Luckily it sounds like she struck the right balance of horror, terror and shock and they let her on the plane.

How well do you know your wife? Maybe she actually was trying to bring down the plane.

She's more of an underwear bomber type (joke goes here). Also...

TSA > Hi!

 

[General Malaise]

Bought the wife a wireless Bluetooth speaker dooohicky thing for Xmas. Broke it out early and now have my phone playing spotify radio to it. Marvelous! I like this technology!

 

[YSR]

Heading to Walmart. Pray for me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bought the wife a wireless Bluetooth speaker dooohicky thing for Xmas. Broke it out early and now have my phone playing spotify radio to it. Marvelous! I like this technology!

Don't forget to shut off the bluetooth if you're going to watch porn on your phone.

 

[General Malaise]

Aretha Franklin...Sweet Baby. What a song!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Heading to Walmart. Pray for me.

If you're going to the one down on Gosford head across the parking lot to BWW. I'll buy you 1/2 a beer.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This was posted to reddit with the title "my bartender and his roommate's xmas card". Pretty sure that's Homer on the right.

 

[Abraham]

Thank you Santa! In my box were...

Five envelopes each including a dollar and labeled "Monday gas", "Tuesday gas" etc.

A single diaper for my kid. And some wipes.

Some Las Vegas magazines and "whatnot".

A dodge ram koozie with two airline size boozes.

Two cigarettes in ziplock bags.

A book on money management, a book on public speaking, and a copy of e myth revisited.

A digital picture frame.

Awesome work! Merry Christmas.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thank you Santa! In my box were...

Five envelopes each including a dollar and labeled "Monday gas", "Tuesday gas" etc.

A single diaper for my kid. And some wipes.

Some Las Vegas magazines and "whatnot".

A dodge ram koozie with two airline size boozes.

Two cigarettes in ziplock bags.

A book on money management, a book on public speaking, and a copy of e myth revisited.

A digital picture frame.

Awesome work! Merry Christmas.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Thank you Santa! In my box were...Five envelopes each including a dollar and labeled "Monday gas", "Tuesday gas" etc.

A single diaper for my kid. And some wipes.

Some Las Vegas magazines and "whatnot".

A dodge ram koozie with two airline size boozes.

Two cigarettes in ziplock bags.

A book on money management, a book on public speaking, and a copy of e myth revisited.

A digital picture frame.

Awesome work! Merry Christmas.

 

[T Bell]

Thank you Santa! In my box were...

Five envelopes each including a dollar and labeled "Monday gas", "Tuesday gas" etc.

A single diaper for my kid. And some wipes.

Some Las Vegas magazines and "whatnot".

A dodge ram koozie with two airline size boozes.

Two cigarettes in ziplock bags.

A book on money management, a book on public speaking, and a copy of e myth revisited.

A digital picture frame.

Awesome work! Merry Christmas.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bob pool end in week 16 or 17?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Thank you Santa! In my box were...

Five envelopes each including a dollar and labeled "Monday gas", "Tuesday gas" etc.

A single diaper for my kid. And some wipes.

Some Las Vegas magazines and "whatnot".

A dodge ram koozie with two airline size boozes.

Two cigarettes in ziplock bags.

A book on money management, a book on public speaking, and a copy of e myth revisited.

A digital picture frame.

Awesome work! Merry Christmas.

Clubhouse leader

 

[Abraham]

Picture.

http://tinypic.com/r/hx6iom/5

 

[Abraham]

The digital picture frame in my ss gift sells for $220 on amazon.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In the least surprising event ever in the history of ever, we had Christmas with my side of the family and my wife ended up in tears.

I hope it was the joyful ones GB.

No. And I ducking told her it would happen on the way there. But if course she insisted she would be fine. Then my loud sister in law got louder and our daughter didn't want to have a slumber party with her cousins and now the whole evening sucks and I don't have any smokes. Cool. Merry Christmas.

Sorry I checked out last night GB and of course I'm sorry to hear this. You know where to find me.

SLB> I'm on the Texans too. Line's moving against the public there.

####### Texans. They were more than in it at the end of the 3rd. My top pick killed though. I should probably just hang with that. Of course I went to meet my GB's at the bar before the wake since I was up north and was informed they bet Denver for me as a hedge against other stuff. So I actually made more money with them covering.

That Lockheed Martin Boy Scout thread reminds me again that I really hope my boys don't join the Scouts. There's plenty of opportunities for camping, fishing, working on #### around the house, etc. without being forced to do it with a bunch of people I don't really want to be around in the absence of alcohol.

* a million

lol @ whorey KK in the comments section. She looks pretty hot. I should friend request her.

Would smash. What's with the dork husband?

I'm guessing she's more than a little nuts.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seems like the Broncos consistently cover big numbers. Yuck.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

lolololol

The last guy in must be strong as ####

That's pretty amazing if it isn't shopped.

I'm 35, and I found my first gray back hair this morning. FML.

A few things:

#1 I thought it said "gay" instead of "gray" which would've led to many more questions.

#2 How did you "find" it? Mirror? Did someone else see it and point it out to you? Was it really really long and wrapped around to your front side?

#3 I'm in my office at work right catching everything up so I can enjoy the next 10 days off. I have about a dozen things here I need to do, I still have presents to wrap at home, a bazillion things to do at my house and I'm going to my parents in a couple hours for the "family Christmas". Yet instead of doing all of these very important things, I'm sitting here wondering about the ### #### gray back hair that you discovered.

I don't have back hair. True story. Not like those filthy Italians.

New logo time. Please advice 1-4

my link

I would say #2

3 here

 

[Abraham]

3

 

[krista4]

The digital picture frame in my ss gift sells for $220 on amazon.

Does that combined with the Seattle lanyard tell us who sent? Also, the title of the "money management" book was

 

[cosjobs]

The digital picture frame in my ss gift sells for $220 $4.23/week on amazon.

fixed

 

[krista4]

The digital picture frame in my ss gift sells for $220 $4.23/week on amazon.

fixed

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Looks like Chicago Girl might end up spending the first 3-6 months of the year spending every other week in Cincy and part of the other weeks traveling. Merry Christmas to all!!

Did she lose a bet?

Nervous times here. In the GMTAN championship and also two games out of the lead in Bob's pool.

I hope you win Bob's pool.

:(

Reminds me of the time my wife was stopped by the TSA for having road flares and an alarm clock in her laptop bag.

 

[krista4]

Update on Bob's pool? I hope a GMTANner can win. What's the payout, Bob?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bought the wife a wireless Bluetooth speaker dooohicky thing for Xmas. Broke it out early and now have my phone playing spotify radio to it. Marvelous! I like this technology!

Turns out my wife is getting a pearl neckless (hehe) and pear earrings. I completely forgot what I stashed.

SURPRISE!!

Heading to Walmart. Pray for me.

May Satan have mercy on your soul.

Thank you Santa! In my box were...

Five envelopes each including a dollar and labeled "Monday gas", "Tuesday gas" etc.

A single diaper for my kid. And some wipes.

Some Las Vegas magazines and "whatnot".

A dodge ram koozie with two airline size boozes.

Two cigarettes in ziplock bags.

A book on money management, a book on public speaking, and a copy of e myth revisited.

A digital picture frame.

Awesome work! Merry Christmas.

Bob pool end in week 16 or 17?

17

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Update on Bob's pool? I hope a GMTANner can win. What's the payout, Bob?

1st Place 70% of total $ 1428.00

2nd Place 20% of total $ 408.00

3rd Place 10% of total $ 204.00

Four way tie for first right now with Rude and Thorn being two of them.

 

[krista4]

Update on Bob's pool? I hope a GMTANner can win. What's the payout, Bob?

1st Place 70% of total $ 1428.00

2nd Place 20% of total $ 408.00

3rd Place 10% of total $ 204.00

Four way tie for first right now with Rude and Thorn being two of them.

 

[Abraham]

The digital picture frame in my ss gift sells for $220 on amazon.

Does that combined with the Seattle lanyard tell us who sent? Also, the title of the "money management" book was

It came from south Houston.

 

[krista4]

The digital picture frame in my ss gift sells for $220 on amazon.

Does that combined with the Seattle lanyard tell us who sent? Also, the title of the "money management" book was

It came from south Houston.

That's what he wants you to think.

Anyway, great haul.

 

[-fish-]

Reeses' Power>congratulations on the Bears having no defense.

GM>what's the payout for second?

 

[T Bell]

I expect to see shot vids of you filling your gas tank with those greenbacks, Abe.

 

[YSR]

Heading to Walmart. Pray for me.

If you're going to the one down on Gosford head across the parking lot to BWW. I'll buy you 1/2 a beer.

That's about all it would take these days.

 

[Frostillicus]

We did half of Christmas tonight, and my wife's three favorite presents were a mop, a griddle, and a frying pan.

 

[Mr.Pack]

cos, #3

 

[T Bell]

We did half of Christmas tonight, and my wife's three favorite presents were a mop, a griddle, and a frying pan.

I remember when my mom reached that stage.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

We did half of Christmas tonight, and my wife's three favorite presents were a mop, a griddle, and a frying pan.

What kind of magic mop was this? Or was it MOP?

 

[Frostillicus]

We did half of Christmas tonight, and my wife's three favorite presents were a mop, a griddle, and a frying pan.

I remember when my mom reached that stage.

She's been like this since I've known her back when we were 20. It's pretty great.

 

[Frostillicus]

We did half of Christmas tonight, and my wife's three favorite presents were a mop, a griddle, and a frying pan.

What kind of magic mop was this? Or was it MOP?

Something about steam.

 

[YSR]

We did half of Christmas tonight, and my wife's three favorite presents were a mop, a griddle, and a frying pan.

What kind of magic mop was this? Or was it MOP?

Something about steam.

Shark?

 

[Frostillicus]

We did half of Christmas tonight, and my wife's three favorite presents were a mop, a griddle, and a frying pan.

What kind of magic mop was this? Or was it MOP?

Something about steam.

Shark?

YES!

 

[YSR]

We did half of Christmas tonight, and my wife's three favorite presents were a mop, a griddle, and a frying pan.

What kind of magic mop was this? Or was it MOP?

Something about steam.

Shark?

YES!

 

[Thorn]

Update on Bob's pool? I hope a GMTANner can win. What's the payout, Bob?

1st Place 70% of total $ 1428.00

2nd Place 20% of total $ 408.00

3rd Place 10% of total $ 204.00

Four way tie for first right now with Rude and Thorn being two of them.

Opened up a one game lead after the late games, which is good since I only have the tiebreaker over one of the other three dudes.

Also looks like I'm tied for the weekly payout as of now.

 

[Thorn]

Reeses' Power>congratulations on the Bears having no defense.

GM>what's the payout for second?

I want to thank Bogart for his bone-headed pick of Mike Vick, which caused me to draft Foles an insurance. If that didn't happen, we don't win.