GM's thread about nothing (45 Viewers)

[krista4]

I like all those characters. Bunny is actually a personal favorite of mine. I Carver too.

It's a deep draft, guys. You can even start a Barksdale in your flex spot.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait, Barksdales are eligible for flex? Who set up these rules, GM?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We got a Christmas card today from some friends of ours, you know that standard picture deal with like five frames.

Except they don't have kids but their three cats were all represented.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

We got a Christmas card today from some friends of ours, you know that standard picture deal with like five frames.

Except they don't have kids but their three cats were all represented.

I hope the cats are all doing well.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We got a Christmas card today from some friends of ours, you know that standard picture deal with like five frames.

Except they don't have kids but their three cats were all represented.

And?

 

[YSR]

We got a Christmas card today from some friends of ours, you know that standard picture deal with like five frames.

Except they don't have kids but their three cats were all represented.

So you got a Christmas card from some cats. Big deal. Krista gets personal letters from them.

 

[belljr]

how far away from my face i have to hold something to read small text should i start thinking about an eye exam

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We got a Christmas card today from some friends of ours, you know that standard picture deal with like five frames.

Except they don't have kids but their three cats were all represented.

I hope the cats are all doing well.

We got a Christmas card today from some friends of ours, you know that standard picture deal with like five frames.

Except they don't have kids but their three cats were all represented.

And?

They are doing well.

I never would have thought it from this couple. Knew him since HS and he has made crazy money for a long time now. His wife makes a lot of dough too.

Anyhow, they always said they didn't want to have kids. Then right after Dylan was born, they decided they should try but it was too late. Too bad for them they'll only have their millions of dollars to keep them happy. Lucky bastards.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We got a Christmas card today from some friends of ours, you know that standard picture deal with like five frames.

Except they don't have kids but their three cats were all represented.

So you got a Christmas card from some cats. Big deal. Krista gets personal letters from them.

The other two pics were them at the Kentucky Derby dressed to the nines.

 

[Frostillicus]

I kinda miss Patrick Bateman.

 

[krista4]

I kinda miss Patrick Bateman.

By the way, speaking of missing things, I never received the overpriced hat.

 

[General Malaise]

Oooooooof, Braxton Miller.

Can't decide which game go watch. These are both riveting.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I kinda miss Patrick Bateman.

By the way, speaking of missing things, I never received the overpriced hat.

Such a scam.

 

[shuke]

my Dad is coming to grips that he is moving into the twilight of his life. Talk of retirement, not being able to do everything he use to do, in his words, "not being the Rock of the family anymore."

Gotta be tough for you to see this, but sounds like you are being the rock of the family.

 

[Frostillicus]

I kinda miss Patrick Bateman.

By the way, speaking of missing things, I never received the overpriced hat.

Seriously? I'll check with her when she wakes up in the morning. I am pretty sure she sent it. Will have to check which address she sent it to and at what time since, you know.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Frosty, did our hoops bet win today? No clue here.

 

[shuke]

Guys I feel like you're all mad at me for posting a .gif of a fake baby on fire.

I thought it was funny.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't think I had a chance.

 

[krista4]

I kinda miss Patrick Bateman.

By the way, speaking of missing things, I never received the overpriced hat.

Seriously? I'll check with her when she wakes up in the morning. I am pretty sure she sent it. Will have to check which address she sent it to and at what time since, you know.

I haven't changed addresses in a whole three months.

ETA: Almost.

 

[krista4]

BUCKEYES!!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

F'n Luckeyes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The books are dying right now around here.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Okay, there we go.

 

[krista4]

BUCKEYES!!

TIGERS!!!

 

[YSR]

Hate my life.

 

[YSR]

Oh man. Never mind.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hate my life.

YOU DID IT!

 

[kevzilla]

Goodness Clemson has some pretty ferns.

Explains how they get knocked up so easily.

Shouldn't you be dumping money at the "guess what number I'm thinking of?" Table?

I have considerable financial interest in tonight's football. Following that while getting ready to go out for the evening. At my current rate, I will be selling my hair to a wig shop by Monday.

God I hope you took the over in this Clemson game...

Indy -1 for eleventy billion....

:highfive: AND a nearly miraculous over in the Cotton Bowl. Gonna go be the old guy at the club for a while, then return to my regularly scheduled gambling.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Fun game.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife is making cookies for some kid's birthday on Sunday. Kid's name is Jaxon. I told I wouldn't have made the cookies on general principle.

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty, did our hoops bet win today? No clue here.

Hawaii 7, Omaha 6 with 16:56 left in the first half.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Frosty, did our hoops bet win today? No clue here.

Hawaii 7, Omaha 6 with 16:56 left in the first half.

looking good

go cornhuskers

 

[Guster]

Congrats YSR

 

[YSR]

Congrats YSR

SORRY NOT SORRY

 

[YSR]

Just kidding. Good game. Really thought we were going to Clemson.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh good. Mizzou won too.

 

[shuke]

I mean, he was going to make naan in the oven, too.

 

[shuke]

Got my SS gift on New Year's Eve and I'm just now getting around to posting here.

It contained:

Pittsburgh Steelers 'Snug & Sip' set with fleece blanket and large drinking glass

The Oatmeal's "Five Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth" (The Richie Incognito story)

1 Chicken Finger Puppet (For mini crock-pot chicken)

Good Times Season 1 DVD (Dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-no-MITE!)

Flarp! brand Whoopee Cushion (promising "Big Sound")

T-Rex Dixie brand cup (I can't reach the dispenser with my short arms)

Red stress lego brick (Bricks?)

Michael Connelly Book "The Black Ice" - With post-it review "This novel made me a believer" ~ Shuke, FBG Staff Intern

A very sticky, old issue of "Inc." Magazine - date on the spine reads April 1999 complete with "Spring Break Pictorial" "Is There (Oral) Sex After Marriage" and "20 Questions With David Schwimmer" articles

1 Postcard of a clown making a fish balloon with pooping dog photobomb with the inscription "Merry Christmas!!! GMTAN Secret Santa. P & S - I love you"

Pic: http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5356/mj0p.jpg

Will try to get a shot video with finger puppet chicken.

Thanks Santa Zooks!

 

[bentley]

Goodness. Just saw the song from Orange Bowl halftime. That was brutal. Cousin Dierks is soiling the family name.

I saw him at the Austin Rodeo Gala last yea rand thought he was really good. I certainly thought he could actually carry a tune. But, I was pretty drunk.

 

[shuke]

buying a house with no view that you don't love just to install a pizza oven in it definitely seems like the way to go here.

How many pizzas/naans until a pizza/naan oven pays for itself?*

* And the attached house, of course.

At today's pizza prices, you can't afford NOT to have a 400 sq foot pizza oven!

killing me

 

[shuke]

Her reply: "2 things: #1.. Don't plan on us watching TV and #2..I'm gonna make your freeze pop melt"

Semi-chub here

 

[shuke]

3 sharts in 7 days.

I gambled 3 times and lost each one. Hope Kevs luck is better than mine

Jesus, dude. That's the same amount I've had in my lifetime. What the #### are you eating?

 

[Tiger Fan]

3 sharts in 7 days.

I gambled 3 times and lost each one. Hope Kevs luck is better than mine

Jesus, dude. That's the same amount I've had in my lifetime. What the #### are you eating?

Do you honestly expect any of us to believe that? You prolly (hi pickles ) sharted more than 3x post eat-off pics

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You prolly (hi pickles )

Blast fax blew up.

Stop it.

 

[shuke]

3 sharts in 7 days.

I gambled 3 times and lost each one. Hope Kevs luck is better than mine

Jesus, dude. That's the same amount I've had in my lifetime. What the #### are you eating?

Do you honestly expect any of us to believe that? You prolly (hi pickles ) sharted more than 3x post eat-off pics

I have great fart control.

 

[Frostillicus]

3 sharts in 7 days.

I gambled 3 times and lost each one. Hope Kevs luck is better than mine

Jesus, dude. That's the same amount I've had in my lifetime. What the #### are you eating?

Do you honestly expect any of us to believe that? You prolly (hi pickles ) sharted more than 3x post eat-off pics

I have great fart control.

Resume builder, imo.

 

[shuke]

3 sharts in 7 days.

I gambled 3 times and lost each one. Hope Kevs luck is better than mine

Jesus, dude. That's the same amount I've had in my lifetime. What the #### are you eating?

Do you honestly expect any of us to believe that? You prolly (hi pickles ) sharted more than 3x post eat-off pics

I have great fart control.

Resume builder, imo.

I need something to fill that "great at FBGing" vacancy.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

shuke must not use beans in his chili

 

[Tiger Fan]

3 sharts in 7 days.

I gambled 3 times and lost each one. Hope Kevs luck is better than mine

Jesus, dude. That's the same amount I've had in my lifetime. What the #### are you eating?

Do you honestly expect any of us to believe that? You prolly (hi pickles ) sharted more than 3x post eat-off pics

I have great fart control.

my favorite Prince song

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I haven't sharted since I was about 8 years old. Happened in a bowling alley IIRC.

 

[Guster]

I have great fart control.

Sig worthy