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bentley
Footballguy
Me too, buddy. That might have been the first real relaxed date night we've had since JR was born.That is probably my favorite episode. "Homer, if you could kill a few people on the way out of here it would really help me out." I also try the Tom Landry's hat method of motivation.To your previous question: yes, but not in the kitchen.Hank Scorpio is the best one-off character in Simpsons history. I will kill anyone who says otherwise.Drinking Founders Porter (no sub-one buck beers for this baller) and watching The Simpsons episode where Homer's dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys and his boss buys him the Denver Broncos, instead.
BTW, did we ever see GM's PDF?I have a bit of a crush on AngryWife. Just throwing that out there.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Homer we ordered pizza again tonight.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Drifter
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I recently found a "love note" that Mrs. SLB sent me in 1990. I gave it to her and said "look at this, remember how you couldn't keep your hands off of me?". Power of suggestion is neat.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
WTMF!!! I was already planning on how I could top that and now I find this out?
For shame, Trevor. For shame!
T Bell
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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I just drink what is gifted. Don't make me put on my "Challenge Accepted" shirt.WTMF!!! I was already planning on how I could top that and now I find this out?
For shame, Trevor. For shame!
T Bell
Footballguy
I'd definitely throw you a sympathy ####, GB.Six beers in and I'm drunk.
I've become the obnoxious sorority girl. Yes, the fat one.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Oh, the Denver Broncos! !
strykerpks
Footballguy
We had pizza tonight. When he was done, Charlie farted for like 3 seconds, looked at mom and had a serious face. Then he turned to me and smiled. I swear he winked.Thanks GB. It was really special.
...little boy blue and the man in the moon
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Cheap AND good, krista:http://loxtonwines.com/wines.asp#eight
The blend won't sound it, but I swear this wine at $13 is outstanding. I also have a mancrush on Chris Loxton, though, so there's that.
The blend won't sound it, but I swear this wine at $13 is outstanding. I also have a mancrush on Chris Loxton, though, so there's that.
Drifter
Footballguy
Drifter
Footballguy
Yeah - my kids pull those heart strings a lot.
Daddy - you took a long time at work today
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
There are two things that people have said to me in my life that has made me want to snap.We had pizza tonight. When he was done, Charlie farted for like 3 seconds, looked at mom and had a serious face. Then he turned to me and smiled. I swear he winked.Thanks GB. It was really special.
...little boy blue and the man in the moon
1. You're going to be a dad, there's going to be a lot of changes.
2. Treasure them now, they grow up so fast.
I've started to realize #2 is true though.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Bluff called. I don't have pants on eitherone of these days I'm gonna fog the #### out of these windows with a shot vid from left field.
hope all are well.
krista4
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Thanks for the recommendation--will seek this out. The addition of 2% Pinot Noir is puzzling--doesn't it get lost in there? Maybe just adds a touch of smoothness? I like trying interesting blends, though.
A partner of mine at my last law firm had five daughters, and she worked as hard as anyone else there but somehow usually seemed to balance it all incredibly well. But one day she told me that, out of frustration, she had said to one of the girls, "Why are you being so bad?" and the daughter responded, "Because you're never home." Dagger in heart.
krista4
Footballguy
Probably my favorite director so if you haven't watched a lot of stuff and want any recommendations, let me know.
Drifter
Footballguy
When he posted that I almost responded, "Okay, J Doggy Krista" but refrained because although I don't consider my tastes very art hours, I do like Kurosawa
krista4
Footballguy
Drifter
Footballguy
Who was talking about hating when people quote their typos? I obviously meant whores.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
DOES ANYBODY HAVE PANTS ON??!!!
krista4
Footballguy
Who was talking about hating when people quote their typos? I obviously meant whores.
Tonight's ####ty movie guaranteed not to help me fall asleep is Falling Down. Robert Duvall is in this?!?!
Pulled from the Pearl Jam thread:Never happened. Gant's momentum carried him off.How bout Kent Hrbek's glove from him clearly forcing Gant off the bag
It was almost like we planted him or something. You can't make it up.Because that never happened!!Why is there no kent hrbeck pulling Gant off first base video on you tube?
BTM, his buddy and BullDozier are all from Minnesota, so I mentioned that I was a Braves fan and I thought that 1991 World Series was the best one I've ever seen. Subject of Hrbek pulling Gant off of first came up....and by pulling Gant off of first, I mean basically suplexing Gant. And they all mentioned how when anyone in Minnesota brought it up everyone acts as if it never happens.
A few beers later, this guy with a Twins hat walks by us...I say "what about Hrbek pulling Gant off 1st base"...not missing a stride, the dude just keeps walking...says "never happened"...and keeps going on his way.
I was freaking dying.
One of the many stories we traded during the tailgate...really a good time
I'll go more in to the shows tomorrow
I really do find it hilarious that I can't find a clip of it on youtube. Only picspics
-fish-
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Not I. I had gotten in bed hoping to go to sleep but quickly figured it wasn't going to work, so got up and threw a robe on.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Note to self, don't tell K4 movies that I likeWho was talking about hating when people quote their typos? I obviously meant whores.
Tonight's ####ty movie guaranteed not to help me fall asleep is Falling Down. Robert Duvall is in this?!?!
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I'm wearing pants
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you (and Mrs. stryker).
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Lisa Lampanelli on Trump:
"His wife's name is Melania, which is Slovenian for get that wrinkled penis off-a me"
:cough:
"His wife's name is Melania, which is Slovenian for get that wrinkled penis off-a me"
:cough:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Exactly.
this is to Tiger Fan but when I tried to quote it said too many quotes or whatever and I panicked and just deleted everything.
this is to Tiger Fan but when I tried to quote it said too many quotes or whatever and I panicked and just deleted everything.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Drifter
Footballguy
I saw this in the theater. I love movies that use video game weapon progressionWho was talking about hating when people quote their typos? I obviously meant whores.
Tonight's ####ty movie guaranteed not to help me fall asleep is Falling Down. Robert Duvall is in this?!?!
krista4
Footballguy
He seems not to like brown people much.I saw this in the theater. I love movies that use video game weapon progressionWho was talking about hating when people quote their typos? I obviously meant whores.
Tonight's ####ty movie guaranteed not to help me fall asleep is Falling Down. Robert Duvall is in this?!?!
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