GM's thread about nothing (67 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

Good posting judge hates Jimmy Fallon but loves archer.

Hello exactly!

 

[Limp Ditka]

Did Fallon make disparaging remarks about unibrows or something?

this. Or maybe spit on Brett's grave

 

[-fish-]

11 nights with no alcohol. I feel healthier, but it is surprisingly more difficult to get out of bed.

I'd have a tough time trying to figure out a reason to get out of bed.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Not even close.

1. Letterman

2.Everybody else

 

[Hawks64]

Good posting judge hates Jimmy Fallon but loves archer.

And what is wrong about loving Archer?

Nothing, nothing is wrong with that.

 

[General Malaise]

There's a commercial out there for something....Arby's maybe? Dairy Queen? Guy uses the word Hashtag and then ends the ear-brutality by going "Boom." "Wink!". He reminds me of Guster for some reason. But I love Guster and I want to taint kick this guy into a sea of genital wart flytraps.

 

[Annyong]

There's a commercial out there for something....Arby's maybe? Dairy Queen? Guy uses the word Hashtag and then ends the ear-brutality by going "Boom." "Wink!". He reminds me of Guster for some reason. But I love Guster and I want to taint kick this guy into a sea of genital wart flytraps.

It's probably Arby's. Guster love's Arby's.

 

[-fish-]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Jack Paar

 

[Annyong]

11 nights with no alcohol. I feel healthier, but it is surprisingly more difficult to get out of bed.

I'd have a tough time trying to figure out a reason to get out of bed.

Couple that with hating my job and I think you're right.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Jack Paar

tanner hasn't watched a talk show since that Morrison fella sang 'higher' on The Ed Sullivan Show.

 

[-fish-]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Jack Paar

tanner hasn't watched a talk show since that Morrison fella sang 'higher' on The Ed Sullivan Show.

At least he saved himself from listening to any of the other crap they did.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Jack Paar

6/10

Paar was a nice, not-so-obvious choice but if you really wanted esoteric you should have gone with Ernie Kovacs.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Jack Paar

tanner hasn't watched a talk show since that Morrison fella sang 'higher' on The Ed Sullivan Show.

Not a talk show, Farnsworth.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

11 nights with no alcohol. I feel healthier, but it is surprisingly more difficult to get out of bed.

Well.....yeah. I mean, when you have nothing to live for....

Also, he's not drunk, so he's actually making it into bed.

 

[Gadzooks]

There's a commercial out there for something....Arby's maybe? Dairy Queen? Guy uses the word Hashtag and then ends the ear-brutality by going "Boom." "Wink!". He reminds me of Guster for some reason. But I love Guster and I want to taint kick this guy into a sea of genital wart flytraps.

Hhmmmm..... you mention Arbys, genital warts and Guster.... No one loves Arby's more than me, I may or may not have experienced genital warts (like 80% of all sexually active men) and many people have been known to confuse Guster and myself. Seems only one conclusion can be drawn from your post: you have some kind of pent up man love for me. It's ok, I'm flattered. But let's not plan on taking our relationship to any kind of physical stuff. Let's just stick to message boarding, Scrabble and occastional texts.

#ILoveYouToo

 

[Limp Ditka]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Jack Paar

tanner hasn't watched a talk show since that Morrison fella sang 'higher' on The Ed Sullivan Show.

Not a talk show, Farnsworth.

There was talking and it was a show. A really big one too.

 

[Annyong]

I'd rather have my finger go through the toilet paper and up my butt and get all poohy than eat at Arby's

 

[Tiger Fan]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Not even close.

1. Letterman

2.Everybody else

Tape it on the VCR every night?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Not even close.

1. Letterman

2.Everybody else

Tape it on the VCR every night?

Of course. You think I stay up later than 9:00?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

11 nights with no alcohol. I feel healthier, but it is surprisingly more difficult to get out of bed.

Headed to the bar for some pulltabs tonight if you want to come on out.

 

[General Malaise]

There's a commercial out there for something....Arby's maybe? Dairy Queen? Guy uses the word Hashtag and then ends the ear-brutality by going "Boom." "Wink!". He reminds me of Guster for some reason. But I love Guster and I want to taint kick this guy into a sea of genital wart flytraps.

Hhmmmm..... you mention Arbys, genital warts and Guster.... No one loves Arby's more than me, I may or may not have experienced genital warts (like 80% of all sexually active men) and many people have been known to confuse Guster and myself. Seems only one conclusion can be drawn from your post: you have some kind of pent up man love for me. It's ok, I'm flattered. But let's not plan on taking our relationship to any kind of physical stuff. Let's just stick to message boarding, Scrabble and occastional texts.

#ILoveYouToo

It was me that stole your remote.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My buddy Brett died tonight.

So sorry to hear that GPJ

He died doing what he loved: getting shot.

Just watched last night. Awesome. "Who was Beaker's boss???"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Birthday ideas (SFW, you pansy)

maybe i don't read good, but how would 2 cars make a inescapable ring?

Just file it under not funny and move on imo.

 

[-fish-]

Is there any question that Tanner likes Leno?

Jack Paar

6/10

Paar was a nice, not-so-obvious choice but if you really wanted esoteric you should have gone with Ernie Kovacs.

Ed Gein?

 

[T Bell]

I'd rather have my finger go through the toilet paper and up my butt and get all poohy than eat at Arby's

You don't have to choose between the two, you know. You can have both.

 

[MCguidance]

It's been a while since I've been in here, so I hope I'm not doing this wrong. Just need a ruling after I got some looks today at the lunch table today for the following exchange.

Moderately attractive teacher, "Who was the lead chick in Dazed and Confused?"

Me, "Not sure, but Renee Zellwegger was in that movie."

Moderately attractive teacher, "It was not her. And she was not in that movie."

"She was in that movie."

Moderately attractive teacher, "How much do you want to bet?"

I'm confident she is in the movie, albeit in an obscure, almost uncredited role, "$100?"

Moderately attractive teacher almost stands up, extends hands and shakes in front of about 7 other people. I head to IMDB, sure enough, Renee Zellwegger was the girl in the blue pick up truck.

"I'm not giving you a $100."

A couple people chime in and say that she lost, I should collect.

"I'm not giving him $100."

I say, "It's either $100 or two bj's and a tug. You choose."

Ruling?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Giving rapper Brotha Lynch Hung extra chances because I heard a rap where he said he was an athiest.

 

[T Bell]

My buddy Brett died tonight.

So sorry to hear that GPJ

He died doing what he loved: getting shot.

Just watched last night. Awesome. "Who was Beaker's boss???"

Dr. Bunson Honeydew.

 

[T Bell]

It's been a while since I've been in here, so I hope I'm not doing this wrong. Just need a ruling after I got some looks today at the lunch table today for the following exchange.

Moderately attractive teacher, "Who was the lead chick in Dazed and Confused?"

Me, "Not sure, but Renee Zellwegger was in that movie."

Moderately attractive teacher, "It was not her. And she was not in that movie."

"She was in that movie."

Moderately attractive teacher, "How much do you want to bet?"

I'm confident she is in the movie, albeit in an obscure, almost uncredited role, "$100?"

Moderately attractive teacher almost stands up, extends hands and shakes in front of about 7 other people. I head to IMDB, sure enough, Renee Zellwegger was the girl in the blue pick up truck.

"I'm not giving you a $100."

A couple people chime in and say that she lost, I should collect.

"I'm not giving him $100."

I say, "It's either $100 or two bj's and a tug. You choose."

Ruling?

Start hiding resumes?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My buddy Brett died tonight.

So sorry to hear that GPJ

He died doing what he loved: getting shot.

Just watched last night. Awesome. "Who was Beaker's boss???"

Dr. Bunson Honeydew.

 

[General Malaise]

It's been a while since I've been in here, so I hope I'm not doing this wrong. Just need a ruling after I got some looks today at the lunch table today for the following exchange.

Moderately attractive teacher, "Who was the lead chick in Dazed and Confused?"

Me, "Not sure, but Renee Zellwegger was in that movie."

Moderately attractive teacher, "It was not her. And she was not in that movie."

"She was in that movie."

Moderately attractive teacher, "How much do you want to bet?"

I'm confident she is in the movie, albeit in an obscure, almost uncredited role, "$100?"

Moderately attractive teacher almost stands up, extends hands and shakes in front of about 7 other people. I head to IMDB, sure enough, Renee Zellwegger was the girl in the blue pick up truck.

"I'm not giving you a $100."

A couple people chime in and say that she lost, I should collect.

"I'm not giving him $100."

I say, "It's either $100 or two bj's and a tug. You choose."

Ruling?

What grade are you in again?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's been a while since I've been in here, so I hope I'm not doing this wrong. Just need a ruling after I got some looks today at the lunch table today for the following exchange.

Moderately attractive teacher, "Who was the lead chick in Dazed and Confused?"

Me, "Not sure, but Renee Zellwegger was in that movie."

Moderately attractive teacher, "It was not her. And she was not in that movie."

"She was in that movie."

Moderately attractive teacher, "How much do you want to bet?"

I'm confident she is in the movie, albeit in an obscure, almost uncredited role, "$100?"

Moderately attractive teacher almost stands up, extends hands and shakes in front of about 7 other people. I head to IMDB, sure enough, Renee Zellwegger was the girl in the blue pick up truck.

"I'm not giving you a $100."

A couple people chime in and say that she lost, I should collect.

"I'm not giving him $100."

I say, "It's either $100 or two bj's and a tug. You choose."

Ruling?

Wait. This isn't common knowledge?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Giving rapper Brotha Lynch Hung extra chances because I heard a rap where he said he was an athiest.

Boots Riley from The Coup, too.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Giving rapper Brotha Lynch Hung extra chances because I heard a rap where he said he was an athiest.

Boots Riley from The Coup, too.

Earl Sweatshirt.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Giving rapper Brotha Lynch Hung extra chances because I heard a rap where he said he was an athiest.

Boots Riley from The Coup, too.

Earl Sweatshirt.

GB Earl.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and if she shook hands it is a real bet. She owes you $100. She should also apologize and promise never to question you when it comes to trivia. At least that's what I make people do.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I've watched that movie more than any other probably and I didn't remember her being in it. Everytime I tried to picture her, I kept thinking of Joey Lauren Adams.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Should have better her something she'd actually pay, imo. Everyone knows teachers don't have any money. Should have asked for her favorite chalk or something.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've watched that movie more than any other probably and I didn't remember her being in it. Everytime I tried to picture her, I kept thinking of Joey Lauren Adams.

Link

 

[Good Posting Judge]

MCGuidance layin' down the law.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't think I knew that was her. I know she was in some Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake with Matthew McConaughey though.

She's in that movie about as much as Eric Stoltz and Anthony Edwards are in Fast Times.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't think I knew that was her. I know she was in some Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake with Matthew McConaughey though.

She's in that movie about as much as Eric Stoltz and Anthony Edwards are in Fast Times.

That's all that matters.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Really big show.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Really big.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You can get more than 2 BJs and a tug for $100. [/mop]

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't think I knew that was her. I know she was in some Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake with Matthew McConaughey though.

She's in that movie about as much as Eric Stoltz and Anthony Edwards are in Fast Times.

That's all that matters.

Paul: I'll bet you $20 she's banging that guy.

Kev: Bad bet.

Paul: Bad bet? Why

Kev: Well, either way you lose. If you win, she's bangin' the guy, if you lose, you lose 20 bucks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't think I knew that was her. I know she was in some Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake with Matthew McConaughey though.

She's in that movie about as much as Eric Stoltz and Anthony Edwards are in Fast Times.

That's all that matters.

Paul: I'll bet you $20 she's banging that guy.

Kev: Bad bet.

Paul: Bad bet? Why

Kev: Well, either way you lose. If you win, she's bangin' the guy, if you lose, you lose 20 bucks.

Bet you $100 Matt Dillon is in that movie.

 

[MCguidance]

High school, actually. Rubs off

 

[Gadzooks]

I don't think I knew that was her. I know she was in some Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake with Matthew McConaughey though.

She's in that movie about as much as Eric Stoltz and Anthony Edwards are in Fast Times.

That's all that matters.

Paul: I'll bet you $20 she's banging that guy.

Kev: Bad bet.

Paul: Bad bet? Why

Kev: Well, either way you lose. If you win, she's bangin' the guy, if you lose, you lose 20 bucks.

Paul: See these guys? Pete, Rizzo and Sammy B? They work all day and drink all night for 40 ####ing years. Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation and go to the Cape. What do they do? They drink all day, they drink all night. If we don't step it up, we're gonna wind up just like them.

Kev: Cool.