GM's thread about nothing (46 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't do "squares", I like REAL gambling.

Like National Anthem props, and what type of hat Bruno Mars will be wearing.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I don't do "squares", I like REAL gambling.

Like National Anthem props, and what type of hat Bruno Mars will be wearing.

Crap, I have done ZERO anthem research.

 

[strykerpks]

I don't do "squares", I like REAL gambling.

Like National Anthem props, and what type of hat Bruno Mars will be wearing.

Crap, I have done ZERO anthem research.

Opera singer, no?

 

[-fish-]

I don't do "squares", I like REAL gambling.

Like National Anthem props, and what type of hat Bruno Mars will be wearing.

Crap, I have done ZERO anthem research.

renee fleming. opera star. averages around 2:35.

over under is 2:30. over is -140.

She's lost some weight lately, so I think her stamina may be at a peak. I'd take the over.

 

[kevzilla]

I don't do "squares", I like REAL gambling.

Like National Anthem props, and what type of hat Bruno Mars will be wearing.

Fedora -220

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Good info, Fish

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Did you guys know that there are sequels to the 1989 Jim Belushi crime epic K-9? Not just a sequel, but multiple sequels. Four of em!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Posted some x-sports I like in the FFAWT. Moreno to cry +400 and the singer lady to not forget/flub any words at -300 are both strong IMO.

 

[Guster]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

Man.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

WowThat's a sweet cherry to pop

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't do "squares", I like REAL gambling.

Like National Anthem props, and what type of hat Bruno Mars will be wearing.

I squares.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

I haven't either.

 

[Ignoramus]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

Spoiler

He dies at the end.

 

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GMTAN Super Bowl Squares update: 48 squares remaining

squares paid for

heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Idiot Boxer x2, Ignoramus x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks (paid by -fish-), shuke, Nathan R. Jessep, charvik x2, krista4 x2, DA RAIDERS x2, Frostillicus x2, General Malaise x2, The Ref, strykerpks, Drifter x2, Dan Lambskinsquares requested but not yet paid for

cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, guru_007

paypal address: redsoxrj @ gmail

I'm in if you need some outsider dead money to fill up the box

Of course... just let me know how much you want to give/get

25/sq?

I have anything from Red Sox thing? Guessing not just being sure

 

[T Bell]

I'm thinking about buying a parrot so I can teach it to say, "Help I've been turned into a parrot!"

 

[T Bell]

I don't do "squares", I like REAL gambling.

Like National Anthem props, and what type of hat Bruno Mars will be wearing.

Justin Bieber property and traffic crimes.

 

[T Bell]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

I haven't either.

I'm a little ashamed to know both of you in an internetty sort of way.

Spoiler

that fact remains unchanged by this new information

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'M SURE THERE'S A MEME FROM THE BIG BANG THEORY ON SOMEWHERE

Where??

/PKev

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

WowThat's a sweet cherry to pop

I'm not even sure how this is possible.

 

[Abraham]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

WowThat's a sweet cherry to pop

No kidding. Sensational movie as long as it hasn't been spoiled for you. When the Martians arrive in Long Island is a top 5 moment ever.

 

[Frostillicus]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

WowThat's a sweet cherry to pop

No kidding. Sensational movie as long as it hasn't been spoiled for you. When the Martians arrive in Long Island is a top 5 moment ever.

I like the part where you find out Tim Robbins didn't even kill the girl, but it's too late because Sean Penn already killed him.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

WowThat's a sweet cherry to pop

No kidding. Sensational movie as long as it hasn't been spoiled for you. When the Martians arrive in Long Island is a top 5 moment ever.

When you find out Bruce Willis was diddling the little kid the whole time...mind=blown.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hand me the keys you ####### ##########, what the ####?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well that's a shame because fraternities really do represent virtue, charity and brotherly love. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be playing Foosball in the rape room.

 

[belljr]

Monster week 1

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Well that's a shame because fraternities really do represent virtue, charity and brotherly love. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be playing Foosball in the rape room.

 

[Abraham]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

WowThat's a sweet cherry to pop

No kidding. Sensational movie as long as it hasn't been spoiled for you. When the Martians arrive in Long Island is a top 5 moment ever.

I like the part where you find out Tim Robbins didn't even kill the girl, but it's too late because Sean Penn already killed him.

That and the part where we learn she's not really a girl but Sean penn is always get me.

 

[cosjobs]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

Spoiler

Kaiser Soze

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

I haven't either.

Just so you don't feel left out, you're a total a##hole too.

 

[-fish-]

Monster week 1

I'm sure you got consistent production out of Joey Galloway.

 

[bentley]

Monster week 1

I'm sure you got consistent production out of Joey Galloway.

Used to do my scores on a sheet of notebook paper just like that. I remember when the TNT Sunday Night Football show started running a stat tracker across the bottom of the screen. It was the greatest thing ever because I could calculate a bunch of scores without having to buy the newspaper the next morning.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Monster week 1

I'm sure you got consistent production out of Joey Galloway.

Used to do my scores on a sheet of notebook paper just like that. I remember when the TNT Sunday Night Football show started running a stat tracker across the bottom of the screen. It was the greatest thing ever because I could calculate a bunch of scores without having to buy the newspaper the next morning.

We lived like cavemen.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Did you guys know that there are sequels to the 1989 Jim Belushi crime epic K-9? Not just a sequel, but multiple sequels. Four of em!

K-10

K-11

K-12

K-13

 

[-fish-]

Monster week 1

I'm sure you got consistent production out of Joey Galloway.

Used to do my scores on a sheet of notebook paper just like that. I remember when the TNT Sunday Night Football show started running a stat tracker across the bottom of the screen. It was the greatest thing ever because I could calculate a bunch of scores without having to buy the newspaper the next morning.

We lived like cavemen.

we wrote the weekly scores in blood and feces on the walls of our apartment, and threw empty beer cans into the corner.

 

[belljr]

Monster week 1

I'm sure you got consistent production out of Joey Galloway.

i was rolling with kordell nugget head stewart, curtis, and shes doing better

 

[strykerpks]

Monster week 1

I'm sure you got consistent production out of Joey Galloway.

Used to do my scores on a sheet of notebook paper just like that. I remember when the TNT Sunday Night Football show started running a stat tracker across the bottom of the screen. It was the greatest thing ever because I could calculate a bunch of scores without having to buy the newspaper the next morning.

We lived like cavemen.

we wrote the weekly scores in blood and feces on the walls of our apartment, and threw empty beer cans into the corner.

Soooooo a Tuesday for Homer, then?

 

[Frostillicus]

So we have a ####### thread now. There's no way JB logs in here anymore.

 

[Frostillicus]

So we have a ####### thread now. There's no way JB logs in here anymore.

blow job is censored?

 

[Frostillicus]

Fellatio

 

[belljr]

So we have a ####### thread now. There's no way JB logs in here anymore.

best thread for :lookatme: this week

 

[Osaurus]

So my flight out of Houston mowed down some seagulls en route. United hooked me up with $120 credit. Freakin' sweet.

 

[BigJohn]

So my flight out of Houston mowed down some seagulls en route. United hooked me up with $120 credit. Freakin' sweet.

Were they yours?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

Somebody needs to add that movie to my bingo card.

OK, don't actually hate it but it is way overrated.

 

[Frostillicus]

So we have a ####### thread now. There's no way JB logs in here anymore.

best thread for :lookatme: this week

Shocked, shocked, that shady would be one of the top posters in that thread. Only thing that's a bigger surprise is Woz only has 3 posts.

 

[Osaurus]

Something for Woz to aim for

 

[Frostillicus]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

Somebody needs to add that movie to my bingo card.

OK, don't actually hate it but it is way overrated.

Wow I'm shocked.

 

[belljr]

i cant tell if sone of them are serious or schtick

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Somehow I've made it this far into life without ever watching The Usual Suspects. That's all about to change. Right now.

Somebody needs to add that movie to my bingo card.

OK, don't actually hate it but it is way overrated.

You stupid b##ch I'll kill you!

 

[bentley]

I may have told this story, but I will again.

Back when I was on the HOA board, my neighbor Joel and I would come up with these lame excuses to drive around the neighborhood and get blindingly drunk with some frequency. One time, we were checking out some work a contractor had done on a retaining wall next to a park and we roll up on the SUV that has a dude on the ground blowing some other dude in the driver's seat. Joel called 311 and the conversation went like this:

311: How may I help you?

Joel: There's a man performing fellatio on another man in Harris Branch Park.

311: Sorry, sir but I don't understand.

Joel: There are two males in a car in the park and one of them is performing fellatio on the other.

311: Sir, can you speak English.

Joel: THERE IS A GUY SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S **** IN THE PARK!

311: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! We'll have a guy right out.