GM's thread about nothing (48 Viewers)

[mr roboto]

Mr. Roboto, I'm going up to Rockford on Saturday. Where do you live so I can fart in your mailbox?

What did I do to deserve such an honor?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Whining about squares talk >>>>>>> squares talk

 

[Gadzooks]

No context chivalry (gif)

Does it make me a jerk that I can't stop laughing at that one?

 

[Ignoramus]

I see a clawing in your near future. (kitty pic)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

No context chivalry (gif)

Does it make me a jerk that I can't stop laughing at that one?

Not at all.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

guster's GMTAN/FFA squares pool update: 23 squares remaining

entry fee

$25/square, Paypal (redsoxrj @ gmail)

payouts

1st quarter: $500

2nd quarter: $500

3rd quarter: $500

4th quarter: $500

final score: $500 (if no OT, then added to 4th quarter)

squares paid for: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Idiot Boxer x2, Ignoramus x4, Ignoramus's friend Steve W x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, TRE Bro x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, shuke, Nathan R. Jessep, charvik x2, krista4 x2, DA RAIDERS x3, Frostillicus x2, General Malaise x5, The Ref, Drifter x2, Dan Lambskin, guru_007 x3, brony x2, belljr x2, [icon] x2, nuzzy x2, guster x2

squares requested but not yet paid for: cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, YSR x2, Mr Pack, Aaron Rudnicki x2

Looks like a scam.

 

[krista4]

I like that Krista wanted to name her boat after Season 2 of the Wires. That makes me happy inside.

I'm actually heavily considering a dog now that we have the name picked out. After my last dog incident, I was sure I was done with canines for good (0 fer 3), but Wey Bey is too good of a name to leave on the table.

I need to get a house before a boat, and that's not looking good.

Since I last posted, we put in an offer for House 2 only to find that they received multiple offers and had just gone under contract . Neat. Now I'm on a plane to ATL and about to offer $40K over asking for (previously not mentioned) House 3.

Seattle is starting to piss me off.

 

[krista4]

SQUARES UPDATE?

ETA IT IS A BOX POOL . HTH

I still want to know what happens if/when somebody doesn't sell out the squares. I've had that issue in the past and it sucks. What's the best course of action?

I will pay $5 per square over asking price and live in them.

 

[Limp Ditka]

houseboat, ftw

 

[mr roboto]

By the way, if you came to my mailbox to fart in it on your way to Rockford, you'd be going about one hour out of your way.

 

[Guster]

guster's GMTAN/FFA squares pool update: 23 squares remaining

entry fee

$25/square, Paypal (redsoxrj @ gmail)

payouts

1st quarter: $500

2nd quarter: $500

3rd quarter: $500

4th quarter: $500

final score: $500 (if no OT, then added to 4th quarter)

squares paid for: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Idiot Boxer x2, Ignoramus x4, Ignoramus's friend Steve W x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, TRE Bro x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, shuke, Nathan R. Jessep, charvik x2, krista4 x2, DA RAIDERS x3, Frostillicus x2, General Malaise x5, The Ref, Drifter x2, Dan Lambskin, guru_007 x3, brony x2, belljr x2, [icon] x2, nuzzy x2, guster x2

squares requested but not yet paid for: cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, YSR x2, Mr Pack, Aaron Rudnicki x2

Mingo from tailgating is in for 2. I'll hold off on paypalling you for them in case I need to get in for more to help close this out. I work at a bank so I'm good for it.

Cool, I'll save 2

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I like that Krista wanted to name her boat after Season 2 of the Wires. That makes me happy inside.

I'm actually heavily considering a dog now that we have the name picked out. After my last dog incident, I was sure I was done with canines for good (0 fer 3), but Wey Bey is too good of a name to leave on the table.

I need to get a house before a boat, and that's not looking good.

Since I last posted, we put in an offer for House 2 only to find that they received multiple offers and had just gone under contract . Neat. Now I'm on a plane to ATL and about to offer $40K over asking for (previously not mentioned) House 3.

Seattle is starting to piss me off.

Do you need an inappropriately long hug?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I do feel really stupid for laughing at these

 

[General Malaise]

SQUARES UPDATE?

ETA IT IS A BOX POOL . HTH

I still want to know what happens if/when somebody doesn't sell out the squares. I've had that issue in the past and it sucks. What's the best course of action?

I will pay $5 per square over asking price and live in them.

Sorry you're having trouble finding a house, GB. That sucks. :(

 

[DA RAIDERS]

my uncle has a boat in seattle.

actually true

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I wonder if Kendrys Morales had a house in Seattle?

 

[Guster]

I'll gladly buy a couple more squares if it's looking like a no-fill situation

It'll sell out, it's just a matter of when. if you want to make it happen sooner, just let me know how many more squares you'd like ETA - neat board... doesn't seem to like me quoting [icon]. Maybe it's tired of squares talk too

 

[chet]

I will take 4 if available.

 

[chet]

I will take 4 if available.

paypal sent

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I like that Krista wanted to name her boat after Season 2 of the Wires. That makes me happy inside.

I'm actually heavily considering a dog now that we have the name picked out. After my last dog incident, I was sure I was done with canines for good (0 fer 3), but Wey Bey is too good of a name to leave on the table.

I need to get a house before a boat, and that's not looking good.

Since I last posted, we put in an offer for House 2 only to find that they received multiple offers and had just gone under contract . Neat. Now I'm on a plane to ATL and about to offer $40K over asking for (previously not mentioned) House 3.

Seattle is starting to piss me off.

I found a house to rent today. I called the agent on the rental listing and was told it rented a few days ago and the people are moving in this weekend. I am wondering how the two other local real estate agents who sent me lists of properties to look at somehow missed this pretty perfect one for us.

So now I am looking at a few this weekend (if they aren't gone by then) that are further away from public transit and the airport than I like. I feel like I am rushing, but I want to move and start the job as soon as I can, so I can adjust before Baby Jenkins causing a whole new transition for me. These place are like 10 miles from the regional rail stop and probably 35 minutes to the airport.

 

[Abraham]

House 3 sure as **** better have a Pizza Overn or there is going to be a riot in here.

 

[Guster]

I do feel really stupid for laughing at these

 

[General Malaise]

Wife out of town for the next few days. Just me and Hazel tonight for the first time in a long time. She's getting more fun, but is still labor intensive. No boys tonight as they'll be with their mom. Not really sure what to do this evening. She usually goes to bed around 7:30 so maybe I'll actually read or something crazy like that.

 

[General Malaise]

Or maybe I'll rent Silver Playbooks from a redtube or something. Scared of those, but maybe I can figure it out.

 

[Guster]

I will take 4 if available.

paypal sent

got it

FatMax, got your 4 too

guster's GMTAN/FFA squares pool update: 13 squares remaining

entry fee

$25/square, Paypal (redsoxrj @ gmail)

payouts

1st quarter: $500

2nd quarter: $500

3rd quarter: $500

4th quarter: $500

final score: $500 (if no OT, then added to 4th quarter)

squares paid for: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Idiot Boxer x2, Ignoramus x4, Ignoramus's friend Steve W x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, TRE Bro x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, shuke, Nathan R. Jessep, charvik x2, krista4 x2, DA RAIDERS x3, Frostillicus x2, General Malaise x5, The Ref, Drifter x2, Dan Lambskin, guru_007 x3, brony x2, belljr x2, [icon] x2, nuzzy x2, guster x2, chet x4, FatMax x4

squares requested but not yet paid for: cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, YSR x2, Mr Pack, Aaron Rudnicki x2, Mingo from Tailgating x2

 

[Abraham]

Or maybe I'll rent Silver Playbooks from a redtube or something. Scared of those, but maybe I can figure it out.

Definitely look for it on Redtube and report back.

 

[belljr]

Wife out of town for the next few days. Just me and Hazel tonight for the first time in a long time

time. She's getting more fun, but is still labor intensive. No boys tonight as they'll be with their mom. Not really sure what to do this evening. She usually goes to bed around 7:30 so maybe I'll actually read or something crazy like that.

reading suggestion

http://m.homedepot.com/p/1-2-3-Books-Home-Improvement-3rd-Edition-with-DVD-0696238500/100677237/

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wife out of town for the next few days. Just me and Hazel tonight for the first time in a long time

time. She's getting more fun, but is still labor intensive. No boys tonight as they'll be with their mom. Not really sure what to do this evening. She usually goes to bed around 7:30 so maybe I'll actually read or something crazy like that.

reading suggestion

http://m.homedepot.com/p/1-2-3-Books-Home-Improvement-3rd-Edition-with-DVD-0696238500/100677237/

Looks tedious.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wait...we can buy squares and not pay for them?

 

[belljr]

Wait...we can buy squares and not pay for them?

oh i fully think this is a scam.... you are all going to split my 50 ....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PUT ME DOWN FOR ALL OF THE REST OF THE SQUARES AND THE ONES NOBODY HAS PAID FOR YET

 

[belljr]

how did i subscribe to this thread on my phone?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PUT ME DOWN FOR ALL OF THE REST OF THE SQUARES AND THE ONES NOBODY HAS PAID FOR YET

That's a joke, of course.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

File this one under "No ####". (SFW: article about how cats are #######s)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

PUT ME DOWN FOR ALL OF THE REST OF THE SQUARES AND THE ONES NOBODY HAS PAID FOR YET

That's a joke, of course.

ha ha

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Mornin, fellas.

 

[-fish-]

how did i subscribe to this thread on my phone?

PM Abe for technical information on browsing FBG from a phone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PUT ME DOWN FOR ALL OF THE REST OF THE SQUARES AND THE ONES NOBODY HAS PAID FOR YET

That's a joke, of course.

ha ha

Shut up

 

[Abraham]

Mornin, fellas.

I was thinking about your situation and decided that you have two choices and two choices only:

1. Move to Las Vegas, get a bar tending job, and do what you do best (drink, party, mix cocktails, chase skirts, etc.). In for a penny, in for a pound as i always say.

2. Don't remember the other choice as I was too busy being envious of the first option.

 

[bentley]

Temps in the 20s don't scare me, of course. But imagine a skating rink with 200 people who have never laced up a pair of skates. That's what it's like to drive here right now, a complete cluster.

Is the ice going to kill more people than Josh Hamilton?

I don't Hipple much but feel obligated to do so when Josh Hamilton is mentioned. #### that for half assing it through his contract year and for writing the smuggest most self important bull#### autobiography I've ever read. Or at least that I've read the first 20 pages of before deciding I couldn't deal with it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

PUT ME DOWN FOR ALL OF THE REST OF THE SQUARES AND THE ONES NOBODY HAS PAID FOR YET

That's a joke, of course.

ha ha

Shut up

Tee hee

 

[Abraham]

Temps in the 20s don't scare me, of course. But imagine a skating rink with 200 people who have never laced up a pair of skates. That's what it's like to drive here right now, a complete cluster.

Is the ice going to kill more people than Josh Hamilton?

I don't Hipple much but feel obligated to do so when Josh Hamilton is mentioned. #### that for half assing it through his contract year and for writing the smuggest most self important bull#### autobiography I've ever read. Or at least that I've read the first 20 pages of before deciding I couldn't deal with it.

I'm curious as to why you started the autobiography in the first place.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Mornin, fellas.

I was thinking about your situation and decided that you have two choices and two choices only:

1. Move to Las Vegas, get a bar tending job, and do what you do best (drink, party, mix cocktails, chase skirts, etc.). In for a penny, in for a pound as i always say.

2. Don't remember the other choice as I was too busy being envious of the first option.

I love Vegas, but I hate the city of Las Vegas. I actually did #1 back in '99. Packed up my car and headed to Vegas...had a place to stay and some connections to get a bar gig. Ten days later I was heading back home. I just absolutely hated that city so bad I couldn't imagine living there.

But your sentiment is correct, just got the wrong location.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

70 and gorgeous. Don't know what we would have done if the haze hadn't burned off

 

[FatMax]

FatMax, got your 4 too

Sweet. I was going to was going to post something here, but got busy and forgot about it. Stupid job.

 

[General Malaise]

Mornin, fellas.

I was thinking about your situation and decided that you have two choices and two choices only:

1. Move to Las Vegas, get a bar tending job, and do what you do best (drink, party, mix cocktails, chase skirts, etc.). In for a penny, in for a pound as i always say.

2. Don't remember the other choice as I was too busy being envious of the first option.

I love Vegas, but I hate the city of Las Vegas. I actually did #1 back in '99. Packed up my car and headed to Vegas...had a place to stay and some connections to get a bar gig. Ten days later I was heading back home. I just absolutely hated that city so bad I couldn't imagine living there.

But your sentiment is correct, just got the wrong location.

Yeah, I hate Vegas too. Not a chance in the world I could live there. Awful place.

 

[Abraham]

Mornin, fellas.

I was thinking about your situation and decided that you have two choices and two choices only:

1. Move to Las Vegas, get a bar tending job, and do what you do best (drink, party, mix cocktails, chase skirts, etc.). In for a penny, in for a pound as i always say.

2. Don't remember the other choice as I was too busy being envious of the first option.

I love Vegas, but I hate the city of Las Vegas. I actually did #1 back in '99. Packed up my car and headed to Vegas...had a place to stay and some connections to get a bar gig. Ten days later I was heading back home. I just absolutely hated that city so bad I couldn't imagine living there.

But your sentiment is correct, just got the wrong location.

New Orleans would be my next suggestion. Aspen not far behind.

 

[bentley]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Abraham" data-cid="16473234" data-time="1390946942"><p><p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="bentley" data-cid="16473219" data-time="1390946639"><p>Because my mom said it was inspirational and I'd read every other book in the house. Its just the kind of junk a rube like my mom would find inspirational. I still celebrate the day that the rolling Jesus show and his wife left town.Neat board. This is in response to why I would read Josh Hamiltons autobiography.

 

[kevzilla]

I dunno...I think I could live in Vegas. :degenerate:

 

[krista4]

House 3 sure as **** better have a Pizza Overn or there is going to be a riot in here.

I like how you did the font thingie.

House 3 would involve pizza oven. House 2 did not, so at least there's that.