GM's thread about nothing (39 Viewers)

[krista4]

We are in flight, but the sky waitress said while we were still on the ground that ATL was closed and we were just going to take off and hope to get close or that the airport would reopen by the time we get there.

If we do arrive, the roads are impassable so we'll have to figure out a way to get home via MARTA.

Neat day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Too hot in Vegas. Just kidding.

 

[bentley]

If we do arrive, the roads are impassable so we'll have to figure out a way to get home via MARTA.

Neat day.

Does UH know you're angling for a ride from his chick?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Or maybe I'll rent Silver Playbooks from a redtube or something. Scared of those, but maybe I can figure it out.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Finding out the gender of BabyYSR 2.0 today, if GM and SLB want a second go at their bet.

Boy

Did you rub her belly again you ####### cheater?

 

[krista4]

If we do arrive, the roads are impassable so we'll have to figure out a way to get home via MARTA.

Neat day.

Does UH know you're angling for a ride from his chick?

I think I'd have less chance of death getting on the road.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Or maybe I'll rent Silver Playbooks from a redtube or something. Scared of those, but maybe I can figure it out.

Definitely look for it on Redtube and report back.

Mornin, fellas.

I was thinking about your situation and decided that you have two choices and two choices only:

1. Move to Las Vegas, get a bar tending job, and do what you do best (drink, party, mix cocktails, chase skirts, etc.). In for a penny, in for a pound as i always say.

2. Don't remember the other choice as I was too busy being envious of the first option.

I love Vegas, but I hate the city of Las Vegas. I actually did #1 back in '99. Packed up my car and headed to Vegas...had a place to stay and some connections to get a bar gig. Ten days later I was heading back home. I just absolutely hated that city so bad I couldn't imagine living there.

But your sentiment is correct, just got the wrong location.

Yeah, I hate Vegas too. Not a chance in the world I could live there. Awful place.

If you mean to live, could not agree more. If you are saying anything other than that, you're dead to me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Or maybe I'll rent Silver Playbooks from a redtube or something. Scared of those, but maybe I can figure it out.

Definitely look for it on Redtube and report back.

Mornin, fellas.

I was thinking about your situation and decided that you have two choices and two choices only:

1. Move to Las Vegas, get a bar tending job, and do what you do best (drink, party, mix cocktails, chase skirts, etc.). In for a penny, in for a pound as i always say.

2. Don't remember the other choice as I was too busy being envious of the first option.

I love Vegas, but I hate the city of Las Vegas. I actually did #1 back in '99. Packed up my car and headed to Vegas...had a place to stay and some connections to get a bar gig. Ten days later I was heading back home. I just absolutely hated that city so bad I couldn't imagine living there.

But your sentiment is correct, just got the wrong location.

Yeah, I hate Vegas too. Not a chance in the world I could live there. Awful place.

If you mean to live, could not agree more. If you are saying anything other than that, you're dead to me.

My favorite town in the world.

I actually could probably live there. It wouldn't be too different from living in Bako if you're talking about the residential areas.

 

[Tecumseh]

I will take 4 if available.

paypal sent

got it

FatMax, got your 4 too

guster's GMTAN/FFA squares pool update: 13 squares remaining

entry fee

$25/square, Paypal (redsoxrj @ gmail)

payouts

1st quarter: $500

2nd quarter: $500

3rd quarter: $500

4th quarter: $500

final score: $500 (if no OT, then added to 4th quarter)

squares paid for: heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Idiot Boxer x2, Ignoramus x4, Ignoramus's friend Steve W x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, TRE Bro x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, shuke, Nathan R. Jessep, charvik x2, krista4 x2, DA RAIDERS x3, Frostillicus x2, General Malaise x5, The Ref, Drifter x2, Dan Lambskin, guru_007 x3, brony x2, belljr x2, [icon] x2, nuzzy x2, guster x2, chet x4, FatMax x4

squares requested but not yet paid for: cosjobs x4, Tecumseh x2, YSR x2, Mr Pack, Aaron Rudnicki x2, Mingo from Tailgating x2

Sent.

 

[Tecumseh]

We are in flight, but the sky waitress said while we were still on the ground that ATL was closed and we were just going to take off and hope to get close or that the airport would reopen by the time we get there.

If we do arrive, the roads are impassable so we'll have to figure out a way to get home via MARTA.

Neat day.

You have no idea. Snowmageddon '14. 4-hour gridlock to travel a mile. Kids having to spend the night at their schools. (Actually, actually true)

 

[krista4]

We are in flight, but the sky waitress said while we were still on the ground that ATL was closed and we were just going to take off and hope to get close or that the airport would reopen by the time we get there.

If we do arrive, the roads are impassable so we'll have to figure out a way to get home via MARTA.

Neat day.

You have no idea. Snowmageddon '14. 4-hour gridlock to travel a mile. Kids having to spend the night at their schools. (Actually, actually true)

Sigh. Looks like the airport is open again for now. Most flights canceled but ours actually showing an early arrival right now. Guess we'll just go straight to MARTA and not even attempt the drive.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We are in flight, but the sky waitress said while we were still on the ground that ATL was closed and we were just going to take off and hope to get close or that the airport would reopen by the time we get there.

If we do arrive, the roads are impassable so we'll have to figure out a way to get home via MARTA.

Neat day.

You have no idea. Snowmageddon '14. 4-hour gridlock to travel a mile. Kids having to spend the night at their schools. (Actually, actually true)

I got snowed into a school once. I was dating a teacher, went to help her with some stuff in her classroom, the snow got out of hand, yada yada we were VERY tired the next morning when we could finally get back on the road.

 

[Osaurus]

Newark airport is super. Anyone need some ###### Super Bowl gear? No squares for me.

ETA: They at selling long scarves like the kids wear in Harry Potter or old Dr. Who.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey GM, wanna put a 20 on YSR's kid? I'm fully convinced of femininity being discovered.

 

[Abraham]

THORN>>>

Do you still want/need a machine for your golf thing? I now have a Small Form Factor Dell Optiplex I can send you. It has an 80GB hard drive and comes with a clean install of XP. It also has an optical drive. No idea on graphics specs and all that other ####, but this should work for your game thingy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dogeweather is informing me that East Hampton is currently experiencing Very Not Okay, with scattered Much Winter and So Boring.

 

[-fish-]

Dogeweather is informing me that East Hampton is currently experiencing Very Not Okay, with scattered Much Winter and So Boring.

Seattle being accurately described as "such gloomy"

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Dogeweather is informing me that East Hampton is currently experiencing Very Not Okay, with scattered Much Winter and So Boring.

Please don't encourage this.

 

[krista4]

 

[krista4]

Dogeweather is informing me that East Hampton is currently experiencing Very Not Okay, with scattered Much Winter and So Boring.

Seattle being accurately described as "such gloomy"

Better than earlier today when it was "much uh oh".

 

[-fish-]

Dogeweather is informing me that East Hampton is currently experiencing Very Not Okay, with scattered Much Winter and So Boring.

Seattle being accurately described as "such gloomy"

Better than earlier today when it was "much uh oh".

upgraded to "very uh oh" and "much shady"

 

[Osaurus]

Such boring here in Newark. :confirmed:

 

[-fish-]

Dogeweather is informing me that East Hampton is currently experiencing Very Not Okay, with scattered Much Winter and So Boring.

Please don't encourage this.

such bitter

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey GM, wanna put a 20 on YSR's kid? I'm fully convinced of femininity being discovered.

I'm still waiting to hear if he illegally rubbered her belly like he did last time. I like ♀ too.

 

[mr roboto]

So ice, much clear, wow, such climate change

 

[mr roboto]

very popsicle

Suck it Pickles

 

[-fish-]

Hey GM, wanna put a 20 on YSR's kid? I'm fully convinced of femininity being discovered.

I'm still waiting to hear if he illegally rubbered her belly like he did last time. I like ♀ too.

Shouldn't we do a pool for the birth date? She's like 3 months, right? I got March 2, 2015.

 

[Guster]

In Cincinnati it is currently:

wow light snow

such icy

much festive

very white

 

[YSR]

I feel like it's important for me to establish that GM did no rubbering of my belly.

 

[-fish-]

I feel like it's important for me to establish that GM did no rubbering of my belly.

it's oktoberfest. we know nothing haplebed.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I feel like it's important for me to establish that GM did no rubbering of my belly.

it's oktoberfest. we know nothing haplebed.

 

[Abraham]

 

[General Malaise]

Mornin, fellas.

I was thinking about your situation and decided that you have two choices and two choices only:

1. Move to Las Vegas, get a bar tending job, and do what you do best (drink, party, mix cocktails, chase skirts, etc.). In for a penny, in for a pound as i always say.

2. Don't remember the other choice as I was too busy being envious of the first option.

I love Vegas, but I hate the city of Las Vegas. I actually did #1 back in '99. Packed up my car and headed to Vegas...had a place to stay and some connections to get a bar gig. Ten days later I was heading back home. I just absolutely hated that city so bad I couldn't imagine living there.

But your sentiment is correct, just got the wrong location.

New Orleans would be my next suggestion. Aspen not far behind.

Actually, I could get Homer a job tending bar in Aspen. The problem there, though, is that not many people can afford to live in Aspen, so the depth of talent available to tend bar, wait tables, bus tables, etc is very small. Managers have a hard time avoiding the dregs of society just by attrition.

And you better have a hard on for snow.

 

[Abraham]

I suggested aspen because of his experience I. Seasonal areas.

 

[General Malaise]

Or maybe I'll rent Silver Playbooks from a redtube or something. Scared of those, but maybe I can figure it out.

Definitely look for it on Redtube and report back.

Mornin, fellas.

I was thinking about your situation and decided that you have two choices and two choices only:

1. Move to Las Vegas, get a bar tending job, and do what you do best (drink, party, mix cocktails, chase skirts, etc.). In for a penny, in for a pound as i always say.

2. Don't remember the other choice as I was too busy being envious of the first option.

I love Vegas, but I hate the city of Las Vegas. I actually did #1 back in '99. Packed up my car and headed to Vegas...had a place to stay and some connections to get a bar gig. Ten days later I was heading back home. I just absolutely hated that city so bad I couldn't imagine living there.

But your sentiment is correct, just got the wrong location.

Yeah, I hate Vegas too. Not a chance in the world I could live there. Awful place.

If you mean to live, could not agree more. If you are saying anything other than that, you're dead to me.

Living there. Not a chance. I hate that place. Now would I go back and party with a good group? Sure. But I haven't been there since 2005 for a reason and that reason is that I'm not a very strong willed person. Vegas is not good for me.

 

[General Malaise]

We are in flight, but the sky waitress said while we were still on the ground that ATL was closed and we were just going to take off and hope to get close or that the airport would reopen by the time we get there.

If we do arrive, the roads are impassable so we'll have to figure out a way to get home via MARTA.

Neat day.

You have no idea. Snowmageddon '14. 4-hour gridlock to travel a mile. Kids having to spend the night at their schools. (Actually, actually true)

Sigh. Looks like the airport is open again for now. Most flights canceled but ours actually showing an early arrival right now. Guess we'll just go straight to MARTA and not even attempt the drive.

Is that really the name of the public transportation there? MARTA? That's terrible.

So if Bay Area Rapid Transit = BART

and Dallas Area Rapid Transit = DART

what does Fresno do?

 

[General Malaise]

Such boring here in Newark. :confirmed:

Newark bathrooms are the worst in the world. And it's NOT close. Go try and take a deuce when it's busy. Most of the men's room have THREE stalls for crapping. That's it. I'd say the contractors need to be horse whipped, but chances are the builders were, uh.....connected.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I suggested aspen because of his experience I. Seasonal areas.

Fascinating use of punctuation here.

 

[General Malaise]

I feel like it's important for me to establish that GM did no rubbering of my belly.

With my hands? No.

 

[General Malaise]

I suggested aspen because of his experience I. Seasonal areas.

The originator of Doge meme?

 

[General Malaise]

Hey GM, wanna put a 20 on YSR's kid? I'm fully convinced of femininity being discovered.

I'm still waiting to hear if he illegally rubbered her belly like he did last time. I like ♀ too.

WHY DO THAT MATTER? YOU CAN'T FEEL FOR LITTLE PENISES DOING THAT!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Mornin, fellas.

I was thinking about your situation and decided that you have two choices and two choices only:

1. Move to Las Vegas, get a bar tending job, and do what you do best (drink, party, mix cocktails, chase skirts, etc.). In for a penny, in for a pound as i always say.

2. Don't remember the other choice as I was too busy being envious of the first option.

I love Vegas, but I hate the city of Las Vegas. I actually did #1 back in '99. Packed up my car and headed to Vegas...had a place to stay and some connections to get a bar gig. Ten days later I was heading back home. I just absolutely hated that city so bad I couldn't imagine living there.

But your sentiment is correct, just got the wrong location.

New Orleans would be my next suggestion. Aspen not far behind.

Actually, I could get Homer a job tending bar in Aspen. The problem there, though, is that not many people can afford to live in Aspen, so the depth of talent available to tend bar, wait tables, bus tables, etc is very small. Managers have a hard time avoiding the dregs of society just by attrition.

And you better have a hard on for snow.

Yeah, Aspen is right out. Never even had a passing thought about moving there.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Denver International Airport

 

[UniAlias]

Not sure I would so quickly rule out Aspen. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not sure I would so quickly rule out Aspen. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

<_< and

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Not sure I would so quickly rule out Aspen. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

Yeah, but the French are a##holes.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Denver International Airport

Awesome.

 

[T Bell]

I actually always pictured Ignoramus as Dwight Schrute

Kind of freaked out now.

I finished.

 

[T Bell]

I'm just gonna pretend the last nine pages never happened and just pick up on this page.

Can anyone point me to (or author) a recap of the last two days?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We are in flight, but the sky waitress said while we were still on the ground that ATL was closed and we were just going to take off and hope to get close or that the airport would reopen by the time we get there.

If we do arrive, the roads are impassable so we'll have to figure out a way to get home via MARTA.

Neat day.

You have no idea. Snowmageddon '14. 4-hour gridlock to travel a mile. Kids having to spend the night at their schools. (Actually, actually true)

Sigh. Looks like the airport is open again for now. Most flights canceled but ours actually showing an early arrival right now. Guess we'll just go straight to MARTA and not even attempt the drive.

Is that really the name of the public transportation there? MARTA? That's terrible.

So if Bay Area Rapid Transit = BART

and Dallas Area Rapid Transit = DART

what does Fresno do?

They're not that stupid. And obviously they don't have a subway/rail system.

Their but system is FAX = Fresno Area Express

Ours is GET = Golden Empire Transit