GM's thread about nothing (54 Viewers)

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Guster> you got those last two for me?

 

[Guster]

Guster> you got those last two for me?

Yep

 

[General Malaise]

Frosty - I've found a box and will ship flat rate to you. I think it'll be $18ish but I'll confirm up. In the meantime, can you send Guster $25 for me and I'll take a 7th square. We can deduct that off the total. The two giant tins of meat were $30 total.

Hope you see this in time.

 

[T Bell]

It's the end of the month and as usual, I'm three weeks behind in my billing. Makes me want to go postal.

some people complained that when the condo above them (owned by the Wang family) installed hardwood floors that some thinset got onto their balcony.

my billing entry: review photos of Wang unit ooze

Where did **** Trickle finish?

 

[Guster]

Frosty - I've found a box and will ship flat rate to you. I think it'll be $18ish but I'll confirm up. In the meantime, can you send Guster $25 for me and I'll take a 7th square. We can deduct that off the total. The two giant tins of meat were $30 total.

Hope you see this in time.

3 squares left

 

[BigJohn]

HS graduation with my future wife...

 

[bostonfred]

Frosty - I've found a box and will ship flat rate to you. I think it'll be $18ish but I'll confirm up. In the meantime, can you send Guster $25 for me and I'll take a 7th square. We can deduct that off the total. The two giant tins of meat were $30 total.

Hope you see this in time.

3 squares left

In for one (or two if you have them).

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty - I've found a box and will ship flat rate to you. I think it'll be $18ish but I'll confirm up. In the meantime, can you send Guster $25 for me and I'll take a 7th square. We can deduct that off the total. The two giant tins of meat were $30 total.

Hope you see this in time.

Bang

 

[Good Posting Judge]

5 squares left

F it, I'm betting on everything else, might as well take one of these too.

4 left

100 Paypals of $.25 each sent, Abe style.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Bet Sally's a whore

If she was she'd be going with a senior.

Stick to foreign women, guy

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'll take the last one.

 

[kevzilla]

It's the end of the month and as usual, I'm three weeks behind in my billing. Makes me want to go postal.

some people complained that when the condo above them (owned by the Wang family) installed hardwood floors that some thinset got onto their balcony.

my billing entry: review photos of Wang unit ooze

A shedding Wang is not a happy Wang.

About 80% of Wangs shed at some point, it's not a big deal

 

[Guster]

Frosty - I've found a box and will ship flat rate to you. I think it'll be $18ish but I'll confirm up. In the meantime, can you send Guster $25 for me and I'll take a 7th square. We can deduct that off the total. The two giant tins of meat were $30 total. Hope you see this in time.

3 squares left

In for one (or two if you have them).

Yep, can put you down for two, leaving us with... 1 square left!!!

 

[Guster]

I'll take the last one.

Nice!!!

Squares pool is sold out

Numbers to be drawn sometime. I'm a little drunk now, but might get to it later. In not, first thing tomorrow

 

[General Malaise]

RJ.....that final square for me is for Hazel. Thanks GB! Can't wait for the draw!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I like the part where the Dean was actually named Dean.

I like the part where I said "we'll call him Dean".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bet Sally's a whore

I'm an excellent handicapper.

I bet she's a real winner all the way around. She attends THE high school that serves Oildale. That means she lives in the white-trashiest part of the Bakersfield area. Not to mention she wants to go to the HS formal with a Junior High kid who has a criminal record.

 

[bostonfred]

Wait, there's a dean named dean?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hey guys

 

[belljr]

When I was back in Texas, I stayed with the lady holding the snake. She has this picture up in her house. She's like my second mom, except, you know....attractive.

Please tell me that snake was a pet and not part of some hardcore, Christian church service.

And does your shirt say "Jesus"?

DAMMIT!

Indeed.Still needs to be answered.

JEWS?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bet Sally's a whore

I'm an excellent handicapper.

I bet she's a real winner all the way around. She attends THE high school that serves Oildale. That means she lives in the white-trashiest part of the Bakersfield area. Not to mention she wants to go to the HS formal with a Junior High kid who has a criminal record.

Dude, you can ease off the hard sell.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey guys

Is his last name Wurmer?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bet Sally's a whore

I'm an excellent handicapper.

I bet she's a real winner all the way around. She attends THE high school that serves Oildale. That means she lives in the white-trashiest part of the Bakersfield area. Not to mention she wants to go to the HS formal with a Junior High kid who has a criminal record.

Dude, you can ease off the hard sell.

 

[belljr]

barn burner in the gym tonight.

8 year old girls basketball, we lost 11-9.

we are now 0-7. softball cant get here fast enough

 

[Frostillicus]

bar burner in the gym tonight.

8 year old girls basketball, we lost 11-9.

we are now 0-7. softball cant get here fast enough

That's Oktoberfest, at least they're trying.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

bar burner in the gym tonight.

8 year old girls basketball, we lost 11-9.

we are now 0-7. softball cant get here fast enough

Kids basketball is the worst. They need to do something like giving 1/4 point for hitting the backboard and 1/2 for hitting the rim.

 

[bostonfred]

bar burner in the gym tonight.

8 year old girls basketball, we lost 11-9.

we are now 0-7. softball cant get here fast enough

how many minutes in a game?

 

[Guster]

RJ.....that final square for me is for Hazel. Thanks GB! Can't wait for the draw!

 

[belljr]

bar burner in the gym tonight.

8 year old girls basketball, we lost 11-9.

we are now 0-7. softball cant get here fast enough

how many minutes in a game?

4 10minute quarters, running clock

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whoa...crazy video.

Guy in British Columbia decides to rob a jewelry store by brandishing a machete. Hulking citizen has a contradictory opinion on the matter.

In the first part of the vid you can't see the machete.

At the 1:00 mark it switches to a better angle where you can see the blade.

Love the guy with the fire extinguisher. Thanks for the help, Captain Safety.

Oh yeah...no sound. Just some queer piano music for some reason.

 

[shuke]

Johnny Manziel's girlfriend is, ummm, pretty.

WTF is wrong with girls that they STILL think that kissy/duck face is cute?

Does it really matter here what face she is making?

Yes

such homo

wow

very gayness

God, you too?

Ironic usage not cool?

 

[Limp Ditka]

bar burner in the gym tonight.

8 year old girls basketball, we lost 11-9.

we are now 0-7. softball cant get here fast enough

Kids basketball is the worst. They need to do something like giving 1/4 point for hitting the backboard and 1/2 for hitting the rim.

What's next, everyone gets a trophy for participating?

 

[shuke]

Some uber-dork re-imagines Star Wars as a western. He made action figures!

@ the names....especially Chewbacca's

Pretty cool

 

[belljr]

You know you spend too much time here when you realize you post the same picture from 1981 a year ago....IN THE SAME ####### THREAD!

 

[T Bell]

I like the part where the Dean was actually named Dean.

I like the part where I said "we'll call him Dean".

We have a Dean Wormer at Faber!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Whoa...crazy video.

That's Moonlight Sonata you sonofabitch.

 

[T Bell]

Bet Sally's a whore

I'm an excellent handicapper.

I bet she's a real winner all the way around. She attends THE high school that serves Oildale. That means she lives in the white-trashiest part of the Bakersfield area. Not to mention she wants to go to the HS formal with a Junior High kid who has a criminal record.

Well, he is her kid's father. If she didn't go with him, that would just be... awkward.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whoa...crazy video.

Thanks for proving my point.

 

[shuke]

Just cancelled HBO and added NHL Center Ice. slapithi?

Yeah, that True Detective thread is pretty brutal.

Finally caught a different episode last night than the one I've seen parts of 3 times. I still don't get it. Boring show. There was even a boobie.

Not enough car chases for ya?

 

[shuke]

Had a weird dream about GM and Uni last night. GM was like 19 and had an Asian gf. Uni was also Asian but not GM's gf. I worked for a porn company and my job was to look at the boxes of dynamite and shotgun shells. I was supposed to meet GM and Uni to watch Jesus come back but it was hard to ride my bike up a hill. My gf thought I was weird for meeting up with Internet dudes to watch this. The sun burned out and Jesus came riding in on a smaller new sun with a dog on a leash.

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a "dream about GM and Uni."

Why not? I talked to them and first met them by Taco Bell in my truck. It was almost as if I had tickets to give them or something. Was quite strange. My gf kept saying I was gonna get murdered by the Internet guy even though he was a tiny pasty white kid.

GM- Please post a HS or college pic.

Ask, and ye shall receive

Oh wow.

 

[shuke]

Congrats K4!

 

[T Bell]

Whoa...crazy video.

Guy in British Columbia decides to rob a jewelry store by brandishing a machete. Hulking citizen has a contradictory opinion on the matter.

In the first part of the vid you can't see the machete.

At the 1:00 mark it switches to a better angle where you can see the blade.

Love the guy with the fire extinguisher. Thanks for the help, Captain Safety.

Oh yeah...no sound. Just some queer piano music for some reason.

Actually the piano music makes this hilarious to me.

I call it, The Downfall of Machete Boy (in D-minor).

 

[belljr]

I'd like to pull back the covers a little...

Spoiler

Shuke, I am dying to know has anyone actually PMd you because of the schtick posts?

Tia

 

[shuke]

Posting pictures from HS might be a bad good idea

Control yourself

 

[shuke]

Bad pic of me from HS that PV posted on FB

That's back when I could run and jump and stuff. Overrated.

svelte

 

[bostonfred]

Posting pictures from HS might be a bad good idea

Control yourself

Business in the front. Party in the back.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know you spend too much time here when you realize you post the same picture from 1981 a year ago....IN THE SAME ####### THREAD!

The days years tend to run together here.

 

[shuke]

When I was back in Texas, I stayed with the lady holding the snake. She has this picture up in her house. She's like my second mom, except, you know....attractive.

"Jews" shirt?

 

[shuke]

When I was back in Texas, I stayed with the lady holding the snake. She has this picture up in her house. She's like my second mom, except, you know....attractive.

Does your shirt say Jews or Jesus?

****

 

[shuke]

Static Electricity: 1

Lard ### Cat: 0

isn't it flowing off of his head?

Christ. You're right.

Either way it's funny because the cat is fat and probably dehydrated.

what