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GM's thread about nothing (16 Viewers)

T Bell said:
Thorn said:
krista4 said:
Thorn said:
Hi guys, I'm back stateside. What have I missed?
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How was your trip???
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Hectic but highly enjoyable.

Highlights include

1. Seeing Chelsea v. West Ham, even though it was a 0-0 tie (oops, soccer). The whole scene was pretty amazing. Had to negotiate scalped tickets from some cockney guy straight out of central casting. Went for a pre-game beer at a local. The beefy bouncer doesn't check IDs though, he checks tickets, to make sure you're sitting in the home stands. Also saw some light hooliganism afterwards when a Hammer tried to start something, only to find himself grabbed by the collar by a female bobbie on horseback who shouted "grow up!" and then tossed him aside.*

*huge thanks to tinker for the tip
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Damn, I forgot all about that game! So glad it worked out well. :thumbup:

What's funny is the final score is actually a great story - check out the post-game comments from Sam Allardyce directed at Mourinho in the soccer thread.
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Yea I read it in the local rags, very amusing. Ham coach yukking it up, too. 39-1 on shots is at least something memorable.

 
mr roboto said:
T Bell said:
Annyong said:
This might be somewhere around Soph/Junior year of High School '00-'01
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I'll vote for ####ty wannabe AF modeling photo for #100, Alex.
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Were those frosted tips? Yea, I did that too. :bag:
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Lol I don't think so. My hair used to get really light in the summer. It progressively gotten darker as I've gotten older. Now I'm a "dirty blonde"

I did dye it really white my Senior year. My entire team did it for the playoffs. Looking back, it was really gay.

 
krista4 said:
Anyone want to make some sort of wager on the Puppy Bowl? :bag:

(Hey Thorn, you still owe me from the Stanley Cup wager. :hot: )
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Many lobsters have perished on the stoops of your former residences. If you ever achieve a permanent one, please advice.

 
Just ran in to a girl who worked for me about 7 years ago. Was smoking hot back then but has had a kid, cut her hair, lost her tan, and had her boobs removed. Oof.

 
Abraham said:
Just ran in to a girl who worked for me about 7 years ago. Was smoking hot back then but has had a kid, cut her hair, lost her tan, and had her boobs removed. Oof.
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What do you mean, "had her boobs removed"?

Disclaimer: If she had her boobs removed due to cancer and you're #####ing about it, you will basically be in free fall in my estimation.

 
YSR said:
Abraham said:
Just ran in to a girl who worked for me about 7 years ago. Was smoking hot back then but has had a kid, cut her hair, lost her tan, and had her boobs removed. Oof.
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What do you mean, "had her boobs removed"?Disclaimer: If she had her boobs removed due to cancer and you're #####ing about it, you will basically be in free fall in my estimation.
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No, she had fake ones. In fact, when working with her they were so good I couldn't be sure. Then one of the nurses told me they were indeed fake. We are Facebook friends so I know there has been no cancer - she voluntarily got rid of them for some reason.Eta - you've met me. Do I really seem like that big of a ####?

 
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Went to the local YMCA to work out. Tucked my wallet underneath my car seat and went in the building.

Showed my key fob at the desk and went to the workout floor. Put my keys in a cubby they have.

Was finishing working out and I heard an announcement about some woman missing her keys. Didn't think anything of it and finished up.

Went to get my keys and they were gone.

Quickly went out to my car and it was gone too.

Sooo...after dealing with the police, I spent my afternoon canceling credit cards, putting a fraud alert on my credit history, changing out locks, and reprogramming garage door remotes.

The wallet must be an added bonus for them. There was nothing new on either my credit or debit cards when I canceled them.

They must have grabbed what keys they could find and decided on my car over the woman's for some reason.

About to send a nasty email to the YMCA wondering why they don't have any video cameras in parking lot or lobby.

 
So I am at my parents - and I thought of you guys,

Still framed, the quintessential late 80's white guy graduation school picture :bag:

belljr

I can't believe I just did that

 
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krista4 said:
:cry: I went through some photos that my Mom dropped off this weekend and, instead of finding high-school pics, mostly found pics of my Dad during the last year of his life. I knew he looked bad but forgot just how awful. 6'1", 130 lbs by that point. #### cancer.

It was depressing and I had to stop looking for a while, so instead of a high-school pic, I offer this pic from 1997 of Mike Ditka trying to strangle me with my own hair.
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:wub: What if I promise to stop talking about the Methodists? Can we make this work again?

 
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BTW: Plan on drinking heavily tonight.

2 liter of Diet Coke, half a bottle of store-brand whiskey, 3/4 of a bottle of Bacardi spiced rum for back-up (technically it's my son's but after 21 years of feeding his ### I won't feel a bit guilty about having some), a full pack of cigarettes, Spotify, 3 cats, 2 dogs, and a bad attitude.

Be prepared for numerous stupid posts (stupider than normal). If you guys are lucky maybe even a rare shot video.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
Black guys? In Bakersfield?
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Oh there's plenty. Some of my favorite neighbors are black. Which reminds me. There's one young fellow, a couple of complexes over, that likes to "share" the music he plays on his automobile victrola about once a week. It is quite possibly the worst rap I've ever heard. I keep meaning to ask you or The Artist Formerly Known as Swires what the hell is up with it. Every 4th word is either n-word or itch...seriously.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Actually me at about 19.

Facebook comment: PJ SomethingItalian: You know it's a rockin party when there are TWO bottles of Frangelico available.
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That PJ guy is one funny mofo.
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You have to admit that Frangelico has the sweetest bottles ever. I mean according to legend it was created by a friar so the bottle is shaped like a friar. That would be like a craft beer coming in a bottle shaped like a pasty, goateed dork in a denim hat.

 
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