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GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

Henry- thanks. No worries though, drugs are out of my life for good.

Proninja- yeah no relationship is perfect. We have the same issues so our bond is strong already

 
Henry, if I may call you Henry, a little primer that others can add to (shot videos and Thorning have already been explained). I have left out many of our most illustrious posters so that someone else can do some of the work, too, ya lazy bastards:

Making crock pot chicken means masturbation.

Something being on your bingo card means you really hate it. Masturbation is not on anyone's bingo card.

Old jokes should be directed to Tanner even though there are several here older.

Netflix and spelling questions should be directed to GM.

If you attend the Second Annual Fixie Bike and Knitting Benefit for the Chronically Warty, you are probably Disco Stu.

If you watch TV shows years after their runs ended and move every three weeks, you are probably me.

If you have magic space hair, you are probably kevzilla.

If you are pregnant through two or more presidential administrations, you are probably YSR.

If you have genital warts, you are just like 85% of other sexually active adult males.

If you buy gas one gallon at a time, you are probably Abraham. (This is actually actually true.)

Something that is "actually true" is not actually true, except when it is.

Gadzooks, Thorn and Guster are often confused for one another. I keep them straight because I only like two of them. (actually true)

Paws off bentley; he's mine. YSR gets sloppy seconds.

 
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krista4 said:
Henry, if I may call you Henry, a little primer that others can add to (shot videos and Thorning have already been explained). I have left out many of our most illustrious posters so that someone else can do some of the work, too, ya lazy bastards:

Making crock pot chicken means masturbation.

Something being on your bingo card means you really hate it. Masturbation is not on anyone's bingo card.

Old jokes should be directed to Tanner even though there are several here older.

Netflix and spelling questions should be directed to GM.

If you attend the Second Annual Fixie Bike and Knitting Benefit for the Chronically Warty, you are probably Disco Stu.

If you watch TV shows years after their runs ended and move every three weeks, you are probably me.

If you have magic space hair, you are probably kevzilla.

If you are pregnant through two or more presidential administrations, you are probably YSR.

If you have genital wars, you are just like 85% of other sexually active adult males.

If you buy gas one gallon at a time, you are probably Abraham. (This is actually actually true.)

Something that is "actually true" is not actually true, except when it is.

Gadzooks, Thorn and Guster are often confused for one another. I keep them straight because I only like two of them. (actually true)

Paws off bentley; he's mine. YSR gets sloppy seconds.
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If you're a drunk you're probably (in no particular order) stryker, frosty, ysr, tre, fish, slb, krista, ysr, kevzilla, homer, abe, ysr, drifter, guster, fdas, fuller, ysr, thorn, ninja, zooks, annyong, limpy, GM, ysr......you should probably just click on the "replies" button and see who's posted here.

 
Stryker

I thought you mrant in person. I suppose I could make s youtube channel. How is this challenge going to work?

 
Abraham said:
K4 / so you like bb now?
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Oh yeah, I'm into it. I was starting to like it better by end of Season 2 and was completely hooked by around the middle of Season 3. Season 4 pretty much blew me away. Season 5 is not at that same level for me yet, but I still have Pt 2, which I know you guys say is phenomenal.

 
DSP said:
strykerpks said:
DSP said:
Stryker

I thought you mrant in person. I suppose I could make s youtube channel. How is this challenge going to work?
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Video yourself pounding a beer. Post to youtube (same as a shot video)The masses vote
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My girl has a computer. Ill talk to her tomorrow about filming it for me one of these saturdays.

How does 2 guiness tallboys sound?
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Delicious. Please fax to me immediately.

 
If you guys are really interested ill get on top of making this video.

Just remember you requested it so you cant call me an attention whore.

 
Ministry of Pain said:
Way to get a great thread deleted by being complete fools. You all hate it when anyone not in the "Mean Girls" thread shows up and posts in here so unless it is against the board rules I think some of us need to be regular visitors in here even though we might not be welcome.
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Your shtick sucks balls.

 
bentley said:
I was supposed to have a beer with Shuke last night but my youngest came down with a fever and lung infection that requires breathing treatments. It can last up to three days.

I'm really hoping he gets better sooner because the Austin Rodeo Gala is tomorrow night. Good food and open bar. Its one one my top three favorite company drinking events of the year.

Kids, man.
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Hope he's doing better.

 
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Im going to get a video. I dont have a boot though so that cuts my speed so ill go for quantity

Maybe 3-4 guiness tallboys

 
Chaos Commish said:
I'm reading a box of love letters written in 1949. He's a sailor deployed on the island of Kwajalein. She's a keypunch operator in New Jersey. They're my parents, resting in peace together forever. In two hours I eulogize my mom. I had a lot to say about hospice and the actively dying several days ago. In a PM I threatened to post it all here. I'm glad I didn't. Venting can be cathartic, but later it always reads like whining. I hate whining.

Even long lives of 87 seem too short. Hug your loved ones. Cherish time. Carry on.
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Sorry for your loss. Very cool you have those letters.

 
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