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[Tiger Fan]

are there any online super bowl squares pool things going on? Would like to get in a $25/square or so pool, but the one at my super bowl party will likely only be $5 max

Why don't you run one? I mean....you USED to. I bet we could organize one and get it full......

I just don't have the time GB.Bet Jamaica used to have squares for all major games. I wonder why most books don't do this?

 

[ttiger72]

Emma Stone is blonde at the Golden Globes.

She's a natural blonde. Apatow suggested she go red for Superbad and it stuck.

Blondes are a dime a dozen IMO.

 

[Frostillicus]

Emma Stone is blonde at the Golden Globes.

She could shave her head and be hot.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Emma Stone is blonde at the Golden Globes.

She could shave her head and be hot.

I'm a little puzzled by this fascination.

 

[ttiger72]

Not even a kick-worm can make Natalie Portman un-hot.

 

[Frostillicus]

Emma Stone is blonde at the Golden Globes.

She could shave her head and be hot.

I'm a little puzzled by this fascination.

really?

 

[shuke]

Actually got a text from Scupper today.

do you ignore his texts too?

Usually answer them immediately. Why?

 

[ttiger72]

I don't think I can link it from here, but I would look up a video with the words "Nacked" "Streaker" and "Fail" on YouTube.

YWIA.

 

[heckmanm]

I don't think I can link it from here, but I would look up a video with the words "Nacked" "Streaker" and "Fail" on YouTube.YWIA.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Crazy random Vegas moment from Saturday night/ Sunday Morning. At 1230 in the morning I stumbled over to NYNY to cruise the casino, as I'm going down the escalator this lady behind me puts her arm around me and plants a kiss on me her friend pulled her off and I realized that she was probably 45 but hot none tge less still in shock I had no response to that other than thanks. Her more sober friend pulled her away lecturing her that she can't start doing this and she replied she wasn't stopping until she had a guy in her room, I wished her happy hunting and wandered around in shock for a while. Yep that was a good night

Moral of the story is that I still have no game

 

[jplvr]

Crazy random Vegas moment from Saturday night/ Sunday Morning. At 1230 in the morning I stumbled over to NYNY to cruise the casino, as I'm going down the escalator this lady behind me puts her arm around me and plants a kiss on me her friend pulled her off and I realized that she was probably 45 but hot none tge less still in shock I had no response to that other than thanks. Her more sober friend pulled her away lecturing her that she can't start doing this and she replied she wasn't stopping until she had a guy in her room, I wished her happy hunting and wandered around in shock for a while. Yep that was a good night Moral of the story is that I still have no game

Hot?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Yeah she was definitely a cougar but I froze and kept my lips locked I had just finished playing poker and was pretty sober

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Crazy random Vegas moment from Saturday night/ Sunday Morning. At 1230 in the morning I stumbled over to NYNY to cruise the casino, as I'm going down the escalator this lady behind me puts her arm around me and plants a kiss on me her friend pulled her off and I realized that she was probably 45 but hot none tge less still in shock I had no response to that other than thanks. Her more sober friend pulled her away lecturing her that she can't start doing this and she replied she wasn't stopping until she had a guy in her room, I wished her happy hunting and wandered around in shock for a while. Yep that was a good night

Moral of the story is that I still have no game

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FYI

I might be cracking up. Mrs. SLB said as much last night. I tried to get in for a massage this afternoon to release some tension but they were booked.

 

[jplvr]

Yeah she was definitely a cougar but I froze and kept my lips locked I had just finished playing poker and was pretty sober

Damn.

 

[Disco Stu]

Packer game and then a party. Shots seemed like a good idea at the time. Not so much now.

Hair of the dog happening in about an hour. T&P.

My brother & I shot a fifth of Sambuca along with 8 trillion beers. I did get a decent amount of sleep, though, so it's not as hurtful as it could be. I have a feeling that I won't see 8 p.m. though.

I think I slept from 5:30 to 9:30. Thank god we decided fairly early that a shot after every Packer score was probably excessive.I should have taken a picture of the beer stockpile at the party. It was impressive. Beer pong is still fun.

At some point my crotch had a name tag reading "Heavy D and the Boyz".

Good Lord, I can't do the 5:30 to 9:30 thing anymore. Once a year, a bunch of us that grew up together (& are scattered to the four corners of the USA now) have a poker night. It kills just about all of us, but we feel like supermen for a few hours. I'm out of whack for several days afterwards.

This caught up to me today. I felt completely fine by 1:00 yesterday and spent the rest of the afternoon and evening at the bar. Another late night and I'm exhausted at work today.Probably should just go home and nap this afternoon. Otherwise I'm going to fall asleep during True Grit tonight.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Crazy random Vegas moment from Saturday night/ Sunday Morning. At 1230 in the morning I stumbled over to NYNY to cruise the casino, as I'm going down the escalator this lady behind me puts her arm around me and plants a kiss on me her friend pulled her off and I realized that she was probably 45 but hot none tge less still in shock I had no response to that other than thanks. Her more sober friend pulled her away lecturing her that she can't start doing this and she replied she wasn't stopping until she had a guy in her room, I wished her happy hunting and wandered around in shock for a while. Yep that was a good night

Moral of the story is that I still have no game

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on the plus side I'm a fbg so my wife is way out of my league but she was happy and at home in CA

 

[kevzilla]

Snap decision: I'm going to Cooper's BBQ in Llano for lunch. It's about a one-hour drive. Anyone wanna come with?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Crazy random Vegas moment from Saturday night/ Sunday Morning. At 1230 in the morning I stumbled over to NYNY to cruise the casino, as I'm going down the escalator this lady behind me puts her arm around me and plants a kiss on me her friend pulled her off and I realized that she was probably 45 but hot none tge less still in shock I had no response to that other than thanks. Her more sober friend pulled her away lecturing her that she can't start doing this and she replied she wasn't stopping until she had a guy in her room, I wished her happy hunting and wandered around in shock for a while. Yep that was a good night

Moral of the story is that I still have no game

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on the plus side I'm a fbg so my wife is way out of my league but she was happy and at home in CA

I couldn't remember if you were married or not. That's very admirable then. Want to wife swap?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Snap decision: I'm going to Cooper's BBQ in Llano for lunch. It's about a one-hour drive. Anyone wanna come with?

That sounds really good but I'm having soup & salad. Again.

 

[shuke]

my wife is way out of my league

Confirmed.

 

[kevzilla]

Snap decision: I'm going to Cooper's BBQ in Llano for lunch. It's about a one-hour drive. Anyone wanna come with?

That sounds really good but I'm having soup & salad. Again.

I'll pass on the tater salad and bread, but meat and beans is A-OK for caveman dieting.

 

[Pyscho Wife]

are there any online super bowl squares pool things going on? Would like to get in a $25/square or so pool, but the one at my super bowl party will likely only be $5 max

Why don't you run one? I mean....you USED to. I bet we could organize one and get it full......

I just don't have the time GB.Bet Jamaica used to have squares for all major games. I wonder why most books don't do this?

Bro, you are averaging almost 9 posts a day....You can do it!!!! :robschneiderwaterboyvoice:

 

[krista4]

Marching band for halftime entertainment at our Super Bowl party = procured.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Marching band for halftime entertainment at our Super Bowl party = procured.

Who are you Krista4?

 

[Tiger Fan]

are there any online super bowl squares pool things going on? Would like to get in a $25/square or so pool, but the one at my super bowl party will likely only be $5 max

Why don't you run one? I mean....you USED to. I bet we could organize one and get it full......

I just don't have the time GB.Bet Jamaica used to have squares for all major games. I wonder why most books don't do this?

Bro, you are averaging almost 9 posts a day....You can do it!!!! :robschneiderwaterboyvoice:

 

[krista4]

Marching band for halftime entertainment at our Super Bowl party = procured.

Who are you Krista4?

 

[ttiger72]

Marching band for halftime entertainment at our Super Bowl party = procured.

That's way better than the Black Eyed Peas.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Marching band for halftime entertainment at our Super Bowl party = procured.

Who are you Krista4?

You just seem so larger than life lately.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't think I can link it from here, but I would look up a video with the words "Nacked" "Streaker" and "Fail" on YouTube.YWIA.

 

[jplvr]

my wife is way out of my league

Confirmed.

I always assumed he landed her because he was smooth like Stu, but apparently it must've been alcohol, just like how 95% of all relationships start.

 

[krista4]

Marching band for halftime entertainment at our Super Bowl party = procured.

That's way better than the Black Eyed Peas.

Yeah, but making fart noises under our arms would probably be better than the Black Eyed Peas.

You just seem so larger than life lately.

Aha. There's a weight joke in here somewhere.

 

[General Malaise]

My six year old just called me "Buzz Kill".

 

[General Malaise]

Marching band for halftime entertainment at our Super Bowl party = procured.

That's way better than the Black Eyed Peas.

Yeah, but making fart noises under our arms would probably be better than the Black Eyed Peas.

You just seem so larger than life lately.

Aha. There's a weight joke in here somewhere. :(

I kinda like "Tonight's gonna be a good night".

 

[shuke]

I kinda like "Tonight's gonna be a good night".

This is disturbing news.

 

[Tiger Fan]

my wife is way out of my league

Confirmed.

I always assumed he landed her because he was smooth like Stu, but apparently it must've been alcohol, just like how 95% of all relationships start.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Marching band for halftime entertainment at our Super Bowl party = procured.

That's way better than the Black Eyed Peas.

Yeah, but making fart noises under our arms would probably be better than the Black Eyed Peas.

You just seem so larger than life lately.

Aha. There's a weight joke in here somewhere. :(

Oh come on. You know me better than that. Of course I have no idea what you look like. At least Early & YSR had the common decency to send me a pic. Sadly they were very PG. Cute broads though. Your avatar is my mental image which isn't all bad.

 

[General Malaise]

Marching band for halftime entertainment at our Super Bowl party = procured.

That's way better than the Black Eyed Peas.

Yeah, but making fart noises under our arms would probably be better than the Black Eyed Peas.

You just seem so larger than life lately.

Aha. There's a weight joke in here somewhere. :(

Oh come on. You know me better than that. Of course I have no idea what you look like. At least Early & YSR had the common decency to send me a pic. Sadly they were very PG. Cute broads though. Your avatar is my mental image which isn't all bad.

I think Krista has posted some pics in the past...there was a cornhole in Chicago once. Very pretty lass. Mr. Krista a lucky lucky man.

 

[General Malaise]

I kinda like "Tonight's gonna be a good night".

This is disturbing news.

Oh come on. It's catchy, it's energetic...what's NOT to like? WOOOO WOOOOO....cuz tonight's gonna be a good night.....WOOOOO WOOOOO :breakdance:

 

[Pyscho Wife]

I kinda like "Tonight's gonna be a good night".

This is disturbing news.

Oh come on. It's catchy, it's energetic...what's NOT to like? WOOOO WOOOOO....cuz tonight's gonna be a good night.....WOOOOO WOOOOO :breakdance:

Will.I.Am is a musical genius.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think Krista has posted some pics in the past...there was a cornhole in Chicago once. Very pretty lass. Mr. Krista a lucky lucky man.

wordEven if Krista looked like the love child of Jabba The Hut & Rocky Dennis, he would be a very lucky man.

 

[Pyscho Wife]

I think Krista has posted some pics in the past...there was a cornhole in Chicago once. Very pretty lass. Mr. Krista a lucky lucky man.

wordEven if Krista looked like the love child of Jabba The Hut & Rocky Dennis, he would be a very lucky man.

 

[krista4]

I think Krista has posted some pics in the past...there was a cornhole in Chicago once. Very pretty lass. Mr. Krista a lucky lucky man.

wordEven if Krista looked like the love child of Jabba The Hut & Rocky Dennis, he would be a very lucky man.

You guys are too kind. SLB, my avatar is me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think Krista has posted some pics in the past...there was a cornhole in Chicago once. Very pretty lass. Mr. Krista a lucky lucky man.

wordEven if Krista looked like the love child of Jabba The Hut & Rocky Dennis, he would be a very lucky man.

You guys are too kind.

SLB, my avatar is me.

Oh, I know. You told me already. I guess I'm going to be forced to join Facebook to keep up with everyone here.

 

[ttiger72]

I think Krista has posted some pics in the past...there was a cornhole in Chicago once. Very pretty lass. Mr. Krista a lucky lucky man.

wordEven if Krista looked like the love child of Jabba The Hut & Rocky Dennis, he would be a very lucky man.

You guys are too kind.

SLB, my avatar is me.

Oh, I know. You told me already. I guess I'm going to be forced to join Facebook to keep up with everyone here.

We all float down here, Bob.

 

[ttiger72]

Ha ha ha.

 

[krista4]

Ha ha ha.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ha ha ha.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We all float down here, Bob.

:shuked:

 

[shuke]

SLB, my avatar is me.

Krista> hey