GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

bored

You should take up Scramble with friends.

I need more games. I'm down to Tanner and the tiny crazy redhead lady from the accounting department.

Is my wife ignoring you?

Get in line.

 

[mr roboto]

I approve of calling Abraham babe. It's Oktoberfest with me

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

such loenly

 

[Annyong]

We bought cantelope at Costco. It's phenomenal. I bet Tanner would hate it.

Is buying cantaloupe where you live a big deal? Like GM shooting off fireworks when he buys raisins?

Whoa, let's be REAL clear here.....I didn't BUY any raisins. I happened into them whilst eating something I didn't know would have raisins. Finding them there was a real treat. Buying raisins? That's silly. It's the little things in life, you know? Happy little surprises, like finding a five dollar bill in an old pair of pants or your life letting you sleep with her much hotter sister. Buying raisins in a box takes the fun all out of it.

I buy a #### load of raisins

 

[UniAlias]

bored

You should take up Scramble with friends.

I need more games. I'm down to Tanner and the tiny crazy redhead lady from the accounting department.

Is my wife ignoring you?

Get in line.

She quit sending me invites. Sucks too, we had some really good games. She is more Brady than Romo in the third round.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Sitting through depositions being taken by bad attorneys is painful. I'm three hours in to something that should have taken 45 minutes.

Don't you get paid by the hour?

No

What kind of lawyer are you then? I though all lawyers liked to waste time because they were paid by the hour.

Plaintiffs work on contingency, so the more efficient they are the more money they make (effectively). But at this point I'm an independent contractor working for an agreed-upon fee for six months. I have no stake in the outcome, and I don't have billable hours because the firm I'm working with does contingent fee work.It doesn't matter what I'm doing, exactly. This is just horribly, horribly boring and mind-numbingly stupid.

If you have no vested interest then You could have stood up and pled guilty or accepted the offer or whatever hours ago. This is on you.

You do know this has nothing to do with sweater vests, right?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

bored

gonna go sit on the crapper for a while

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Happy Valentine's Day, Tre.

WANT.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Better Off Dead >>>>> Doge Weather >>>>> Sideways

 

[General Malaise]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

Hate Jim Carey in everything but Eternal Sunshine.

I'm with you, except I kind of liked Cable Guy and never finished Eternal Sunshine....was a bit weird for me. The rest of his work annoys me to no end. I find him to be insipid.

 

[-fish-]

Better Off Dead >>>>> Doge Weather >>>>> Sideways>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monty Python

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Better Off Dead >>>>> Doge Weather >>>>> Sideways>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monty Python

No.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Better Off Dead >>>>> Doge Weather >>>>> Sideways>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monty Python

No.

And if we are comparing Python to Blazing Saddles, Blazing Saddles is well below it.

 

[mr roboto]

A man's opinion of Monty Python is one of the few benchmarks upon which I will base ones intelligence. If they don't think it's funny, I basically write them off as a functioning human being.

 

[belljr]

A man's opinion of Monty Python is one of the few benchmarks upon which I will base ones intelligence. If they don't think it's funny, I basically write them off as a functioning human being.

werds hurt

 

[General Malaise]

Frozen cantaloupe, orange juice concentrate, orange yogurt, and a dash of vanilla extract makes a tasty beverage called a dreamsicle

SUBSCRIBE!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

bored

You should take up Scramble with friends.

I need more games. I'm down to Tanner and the tiny crazy redhead lady from the accounting department.

Is my wife ignoring you?

Get in line.

She quit sending me invites. Sucks too, we had some really good games. She is more Brady than Romo in the third round.

ouch

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Better Off Dead >>>>> Doge Weather >>>>> Sideways

None of these is like the others.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Better Off Dead >>>>> Doge Weather >>>>> Sideways

None of these is like the others.

They don't need to be. The equation is still true.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Better Off Dead >>>>> Doge Weather >>>>> Sideways

None of these is like the others.

They don't need to be. The equation is still true.

Is not.

 

[cosjobs]

If Tanner worked for Obama, we'd see a lot of this sort of thing

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If Tanner worked for Obama, we'd see a lot of this sort of thing

Those cats are kind of homely.

 

[cosjobs]

bored

You should take up Scramble with friends.

I need more games. I'm down to Tanner and the tiny crazy redhead lady from the accounting department.

Reply to my facebook message with a link and I'll play.

 

[Hawks64]

Frozen cantaloupe, orange juice concentrate, orange yogurt, and a dash of vanilla extract large helping of vanilla vodka makes a tasty beverage called a dreamsicle

SUBSCRIBE!

Fixed that for you.

 

[Abraham]

If anyone is really bored...

Interesting article (kinda long) about a couple of local real estate tycoons that are in deep crap.

I actually know the guy's son. Crazy story.

Interesting. I read the whole thing. I'm quite the reader.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

bored

So smug

 

[Annyong]

Mr. Roboto, arent you from Lombard or something?

 

[-fish-]

A man's opinion of Monty Python is one of the few benchmarks upon which I will base ones intelligence. If they don't think it's funny, I basically write them off as a functioning human being.

Monty Python was funny when I was 12. I tried watching Meaning of Life a year or so ago...godawful.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

A man's opinion of Monty Python is one of the few benchmarks upon which I will base ones intelligence. If they don't think it's funny, I basically write them off as a functioning human being.

Monty Python was funny when I was 12. I tried watching Meaning of Life a year or so ago...godawful.

Blazing Saddles was funny for 5 minutes back in 1982

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A man's opinion of Monty Python is one of the few benchmarks upon which I will base ones intelligence. If they don't think it's funny, I basically write them off as a functioning human being.

Monty Python was funny when I was 12. I tried watching Meaning of Life a year or so ago...godawful.

Blazing Saddles was funny for 5 minutes back in 1982

For both of you

 

[Limp Ditka]

CNN has a story on its site about famous people that are biracial.

Some people that were highlighted are what I would consider to be common knowledge. (The Rock, Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Bonet, Maya Rudolph)

How come I never knew that Bob Marley fit into this category?

 

[Limp Ditka]

A man's opinion of Monty Python is one of the few benchmarks upon which I will base ones intelligence. If they don't think it's funny, I basically write them off as a functioning human being.

Monty Python was funny when I was 12. I tried watching Meaning of Life a year or so ago...godawful.

Blazing Saddles was funny for 5 minutes back in 1982

Who are you people?

 

[shuke]

I don't know anyone that doesn't like bourbon.

Hi

 

[shuke]

I missed the important announcement.

Meh. Short video where I told Shuke he couldn't read my post in his video because I only allow those people that I've met in person to do such things.

Wow, you're really torn up about that whole Facebook thing, eh?

 

[Abraham]

I don't know anyone that doesn't like bourbon.

Hi

Have we actually met?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

CNN has a story on its site about famous people that are biracial.

Some people that were highlighted are what I would consider to be common knowledge. (The Rock, Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Bonet, Maya Rudolph)

How come I never knew that Bob Marley fit into this category?

I don't think there are a lot of black people out there (at least in the Americas) that are 100% black.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I missed the important announcement.

Meh. Short video where I told Shuke he couldn't read my post in his video because I only allow those people that I've met in person to do such things.

Wow, you're really torn up about that whole Facebook thing, eh?

The light in my life has gone out.

 

[Fuller]

Ripe canteloupe is one of the very best things ever. I eat it by the plateful in the summertime.

Key word there being "ripe", just when it start to get a little mushy.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

A man's opinion of Monty Python is one of the few benchmarks upon which I will base ones intelligence. If they don't think it's funny, I basically write them off as a functioning human being.

Monty Python was funny when I was 12. I tried watching Meaning of Life a year or so ago...godawful.

Blazing Saddles was funny for 5 minutes back in 1982

WHY DO YOU HATE FARTING SCENES!@~@!~@

 

[General Malaise]

I need more likes for today.

Hi, I'm going to use all my likes on your posts today despite never really using them at all and not understanding why we have them. But I need a favor.

I kept one pound of your delicious sausage in my garage fridge. However, when I moved the boys' WII into their bedroom, I unplugged all kinds of cords and accidentally unplugged the fridge in the garage on Monday. Now, it's been pretty cold in Portland so my beers in there were still cold when I retrieved them as the garage is not heated. However, it's warmed up to the mid 50s and last night, I realized to my horror that the sausage has been sitting in an unplugged fridge. When I grabbed the sausage, it was not very cold. It's never been opened, but I worry that it's unsafe to eat. I hate to waste it...

I'll get your thoughts off the air. Thanks. :like:

 

[Limp Ditka]

CNN has a story on its site about famous people that are biracial.

Some people that were highlighted are what I would consider to be common knowledge. (The Rock, Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Bonet, Maya Rudolph)

How come I never knew that Bob Marley fit into this category?

I don't think there are a lot of black people out there (at least in the Americas) that are 100% black.

Logical.

But in this case, it's not down the lineage a couple of generations. His dad was GM white

 

[Henry Ford]

Drivers today are making me insane. I think I'm going to order this:

http://www.vistaprint.com/studio/review.aspx?alt_doc_id=ND622-N2A00-0H4&redir=3&rd=1

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I need more likes for today.

Hi, I'm going to use all my likes on your posts today despite never really using them at all and not understanding why we have them. But I need a favor.

I kept one pound of your delicious sausage in my garage fridge. However, when I moved the boys' WII into their bedroom, I unplugged all kinds of cords and accidentally unplugged the fridge in the garage on Monday. Now, it's been pretty cold in Portland so my beers in there were still cold when I retrieved them as the garage is not heated. However, it's warmed up to the mid 50s and last night, I realized to my horror that the sausage has been sitting in an unplugged fridge. When I grabbed the sausage, it was not very cold. It's never been opened, but I worry that it's unsafe to eat. I hate to waste it...

I'll get your thoughts off the air. Thanks. :like:

Eat it. Eat that sausage.

 

[General Malaise]

We need a mascot.

 

[krista4]

If anyone is really bored...

Interesting article (kinda long) about a couple of local real estate tycoons that are in deep crap.

I actually know the guy's son. Crazy story.

Interesting stuff. The guy sure seems like a real peach.

 

[General Malaise]

I bet Shuke'll use this later.

 

[mr roboto]

Mr. Roboto, arent you from Lombard or something?

No, live in Lake Zurich.

 

[FDAS]

I need more likes for today.

Hi, I'm going to use all my likes on your posts today despite never really using them at all and not understanding why we have them. But I need a favor.

I kept one pound of your delicious sausage in my garage fridge. However, when I moved the boys' WII into their bedroom, I unplugged all kinds of cords and accidentally unplugged the fridge in the garage on Monday. Now, it's been pretty cold in Portland so my beers in there were still cold when I retrieved them as the garage is not heated. However, it's warmed up to the mid 50s and last night, I realized to my horror that the sausage has been sitting in an unplugged fridge. When I grabbed the sausage, it was not very cold. It's never been opened, but I worry that it's unsafe to eat. I hate to waste it...

I'll get your thoughts off the air. Thanks. :like:

Eh, it's probably fine? I'd just cook the #### out of it and risk it. But that's me. I doubt I'd serve it to my kid. Maybe my wife, depending on how #####y she's been.

 

[kevzilla]

Drivers today are making me insane. I think I'm going to order this:

http://www.vistaprint.com/studio/review.aspx?alt_doc_id=ND622-N2A00-0H4&redir=3&rd=1

Might get you shot. Nothing personal.

 

[krista4]

Drivers today are making me insane. I think I'm going to order this:

http://www.vistaprint.com/studio/review.aspx?alt_doc_id=ND622-N2A00-0H4&redir=3&rd=1