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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Also not sure how to use certain emoticons.
T Bell
Footballguy
Has he done it before?Was just in a meeting where a black gentleman used the word "reneged".
ETA: And the second syllable did NOT rhyme with "begged".
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Of me thinking whiskey and getting my penis rubbed as the solution to life's problems? Yes, I can see why you would be skeptical of this.
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bostonfred
Footballguy
I don't even like saying vinegar
General Malaise
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
FDAS > Angie Harmon accepted my 3 month old FB friend request this weekend. Want me to tell her you said "hey"?
T Bell
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
She still looks pretty damned good.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I borrowed Tanner shtick for post #2561 in the True Detective thread. Thanks Tanner!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Strange coincidence, somebody e-mailed me about an hour ago, that was a referral. Last name, Tuttle.
T Bell
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I need to watch that show. It seems like all anybody talks about these days.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
YOU THINK IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE?
He's a Tuttle and he's contacting Bob! The daughters used BOBBERS when they were fishing at the father-in-law's house! Jeez, do I need to spell it out for you?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Bob wears a CAT shirt....... cat = 9 lives.....HELLO
His wife is called PEPPER.... I like Dr. Pepper and I like his wife
Everyone Bob knows ends up dying.
Clearly Bob is the Yellow King!
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Son of a #####, and I thought it was Gekko the whole time...
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
What a twist!
better get blogging
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mrs SLB just found out she got her dream job. 
* a million.
It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
* a million.It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
One could read this and assume she's some sort of prostitute. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. Like she's one of them fancy prostitutes.Mrs SLB just found out she got her dream job.
It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Now THIS I can catch up on. Well done, Mrs SLB & family!Mrs SLB just found out she got her dream job.
It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Not sure. I'm still catching up and have only gotten as far as him being drunk and getting a cawk massage from four different broads.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
One could read this and assume she's some sort of prostitute. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. Like she's one of them fancy prostitutes.Mrs SLB just found out she got her dream job.
It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
Whatever man, as long as it pays the bills!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
TroofOne could read this and assume she's some sort of prostitute. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. Like she's one of them fancy prostitutes.Mrs SLB just found out she got her dream job.
It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm so proud of her. She must have interviewed at 8 or 9 places with most of them offering her a position, but she held out until she found something about as perfect as possible with the kids and everything. Man, this really takes a load off my mind.Now THIS I can catch up on. Well done, Mrs SLB & family!Mrs SLB just found out she got her dream job.
It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Happy for y'all, my friendI'm so proud of her. She must have interviewed at 8 or 9 places with most of them offering her a position, but she held out until she found something about as perfect as possible with the kids and everything. Man, this really takes a load off my mind.Now THIS I can catch up on. Well done, Mrs SLB & family!Mrs SLB just found out she got her dream job.
It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My wiener is wart free too.Happy for y'all, my friendI'm so proud of her. She must have interviewed at 8 or 9 places with most of them offering her a position, but she held out until she found something about as perfect as possible with the kids and everything. Man, this really takes a load off my mind.Now THIS I can catch up on. Well done, Mrs SLB & family!Mrs SLB just found out she got her dream job.
It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
Well it was....
T Bell
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
I'm so proud of her. She must have interviewed at 8 or 9 places with most of them offering her a position, but she held out until she found something about as perfect as possible with the kids and everything. Man, this really takes a load off my mind.Now THIS I can catch up on. Well done, Mrs SLB & family!Mrs SLB just found out she got her dream job.
It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
), you'll probably want to download
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm so proud of her. She must have interviewed at 8 or 9 places with most of them offering her a position, but she held out until she found something about as perfect as possible with the kids and everything. Man, this really takes a load off my mind.Now THIS I can catch up on. Well done, Mrs SLB & family!Mrs SLB just found out she got her dream job.
It's a really nice privately owned place in the ritzy part of town. It's full time but the hours will allow her to be home well before the boys get home from school. Pay is better than her current position too. I'm so freaking happy right now.
One more step towards retirement for me beotchs!!!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Speaking of good news...
Wife just texted me that our car is ready to be picked up from the body shop. It's been there for almost 2 weeks.
I guess I forgot to mention that the night we got home from Vegas some idiot crashed into my Impala while my son was driving it.
Guy was drunk as ####. My son was waiting in a left hand turn lane when he heard tires squealing. Drunk guy rear-ends him...twice...then takes off. Kid is not harmed. Kid follows the guy while calling 911. Cops catch the guy pulling into his own driveway. Guy refuses to get out of the car. Cops pepper spray and taze him. Yadda yadda.
Did $4k in damages to our car. I think his was worse. Found out 2 days ago that his insurance company is assuming liability. Yay.
Wife just texted me that our car is ready to be picked up from the body shop. It's been there for almost 2 weeks.
I guess I forgot to mention that the night we got home from Vegas some idiot crashed into my Impala while my son was driving it.
Guy was drunk as ####. My son was waiting in a left hand turn lane when he heard tires squealing. Drunk guy rear-ends him...twice...then takes off. Kid is not harmed. Kid follows the guy while calling 911. Cops catch the guy pulling into his own driveway. Guy refuses to get out of the car. Cops pepper spray and taze him. Yadda yadda.
Did $4k in damages to our car. I think his was worse. Found out 2 days ago that his insurance company is assuming liability. Yay.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
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