GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

We people like to eat free food and gamble on things like who will score the first basket and what the total score will be.

I love you people.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

good lord

It was shtick if that helps.It was me and two other GB's. After Ceasar's we went to the Imperial Palace and played Pai Gow for like 12 straight hours. We pounded drinks and got about 50 free packs of smokes between us. The pitbosses thought we were hilarious.

ETA

Of course it is completely possible they were laughing at us. It was long ago and far away and I was so much younger than I today.

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm a 12er deep plus 3 Four Loco.

Three??

I'm never drinking Four Loko again

 

[Disco Stu]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

You?? I was at the casino by 11:30, 3-4 drinks and back close to home at a GB's to watch the game. I didn't realize until I got home that the only thing I had to eat all day was a handful of peanuts. So I had 2 crab ragoon and a shrimp egg roll before going to bed. I don't feel so Stu.ETA

Lost at the casino and lost all of my football bets. I almost changed all of my bets when the machine ate our ticket.

Is this a thing?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

You?? I was at the casino by 11:30, 3-4 drinks and back close to home at a GB's to watch the game. I didn't realize until I got home that the only thing I had to eat all day was a handful of peanuts. So I had 2 crab ragoon and a shrimp egg roll before going to bed. I don't feel so Stu.ETA

Lost at the casino and lost all of my football bets. I almost changed all of my bets when the machine ate our ticket.

Is this a thing?

cool/good/awesome

 

[RudiStein]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

You?? I was at the casino by 11:30, 3-4 drinks and back close to home at a GB's to watch the game. I didn't realize until I got home that the only thing I had to eat all day was a handful of peanuts. So I had 2 crab ragoon and a shrimp egg roll before going to bed. I don't feel so Stu.ETA

Lost at the casino and lost all of my football bets. I almost changed all of my bets when the machine ate our ticket.

Is this a thing?

cool/good/awesome

Oops. I used wrong the other day then. "Some day they will legalize Stu marriage in California."

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Congrats to Pack and BlackandYellow fans.

GB:furleystrykerStuPitt:IBMr. Krista4Anyone else?

 

[ttiger72]

Congrats to Pack and BlackandYellow fans.

GB:furleystrykerStuPitt:IBMr. Krista4Anyone else?

Falcons lost last week, bro.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

tick-tock

 

[RudiStein]

tick-tock

What a croc.

 

[RudiStein]

Pretty sure I overstayed my welcome here yesterday.

 

[mr. furley]

Congrats to Pack and BlackandYellow fans.

GB:furleystrykerStuPitt:IBMr. Krista4Anyone else?

Falcons lost last week, bro.

boom

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Congrats to Pack and BlackandYellow fans.

GB:furleystrykerStuPitt:IBMr. Krista4Anyone else?

I apologize. Im lower tier so i dont know all you guys.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty sure I overstayed my welcome here yesterday.

Now I really want a time machine.BTW, good luck today YSR!

 

[ttiger72]

Wait, this is a 2 hour commute each way every day?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't know if my FB friends can see this or not but this is why I chose the SLB screen name so many years ago.

Coy, CSB is St. Louis Bob

and my reply

You would be shocked at how many people know this.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

My body is very angry at me.

X 10. Beers to vodka to Jack to beer to whatever the hell's in Mojitos. Haven't done that rotation in a long time. Never shoulda gone back out. Stupid Mojito.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

News guy on the radio was just doing a story on a child molester and reported like this "Mark Reynolds was caught online searching for underage love."

I shouldn't be laughing at that.

 

[Tiger Fan]

News guy on the radio was just doing a story on a child molester and reported like this "Mark Reynolds was caught online searching for underage love."I shouldn't be laughing at that.

I'm cracking up also. The first time I read it as he actually typed "underage love" into the search box....then I realize it was probably just some tag line to rope people into the story better.

 

[Frostillicus]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

Just checked out the last couple pages of that game thread. Pretty impressive how you start out sort of angry at the world and looking for a fight and eventually realize where you are and what you are doing and morph into shtick. Like a reverse hulk sort of thing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan just called to tell me he loved and wanted me to come home. Warms my heart. Especially since Cal got sent to the principals office again today. That would be 3 days in a row. *sigh*

 

[RudiStein]

Dylan just called to tell me he loved and wanted me to come home. Warms my heart. Especially since Cal got sent to the principals office again today. That would be 3 days in a row. *sigh*

JUSTICE FOR CALVIN

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan just called to tell me he loved and wanted me to come home. Warms my heart. Especially since Cal got sent to the principals office again today. That would be 3 days in a row. *sigh*

JUSTICE FOR CALVIN

Man, I wish that was it. Last Wednesday afternoon he just started getting so angry at Mrs. SLB. That carried over to school. He was fine over the weekend. I don't know wtf is going on but it might kill me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey some good news. I had a client return these because she thought they were stale. The vendor told me to just throw them away and he would send her another case. SCORE!

 

[RudiStein]

Hey some good news. I had a client return these because she thought they were stale. The vendor told me to just throw them away and he would send her another case. SCORE!

BAKERSFIELD IN THE HOUSE!Paramount Farms is local company. There is a good chance that those nuts were grown within 5 miles of where I am sitting right now. There are literally pistachio trees 1/2 mile from my classroom.

ETA: If you like those you should try My Husband's Nuts. I had both of that woman's kids as my students. Good people.

 

[ttiger72]

Dylan just called to tell me he loved and wanted me to come home. Warms my heart. Especially since Cal got sent to the principals office again today. That would be 3 days in a row. *sigh*

link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey some good news. I had a client return these because she thought they were stale. The vendor told me to just throw them away and he would send her another case. SCORE!

BAKERSFIELD IN THE HOUSE!Paramount Farms is local company. There is a good chance that those nuts were grown within 5 miles of where I am sitting right now. There are literally pistachio trees 1/2 mile from my classroom.

ETA: If you like those you should try My Husband's Nuts. I had both of that woman's kids as my students. Good people.

good lord

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan just called to tell me he loved and wanted me to come home. Warms my heart. Especially since Cal got sent to the principals office again today. That would be 3 days in a row. *sigh*

link

Yeah. My lousy genes.

 

[YSR]

Chin up, GBSLBCSB.

 

[General Malaise]

Hey some good news. I had a client return these because she thought they were stale. The vendor told me to just throw them away and he would send her another case. SCORE!

BAKERSFIELD IN THE HOUSE!Paramount Farms is local company. There is a good chance that those nuts were grown within 5 miles of where I am sitting right now. There are literally pistachio trees 1/2 mile from my classroom.

ETA: If you like those you should try My Husband's Nuts. I had both of that woman's kids as my students. Good people.

good lord

Now this didn't go over to well with the wife who is now forced to bring home an income to make ends meet.

But being a woman, she has decided to take

matters into her own hands and market her Husband's Nuts!

 

[General Malaise]

Hey some good news. I had a client return these because she thought they were stale. The vendor told me to just throw them away and he would send her another case. SCORE!

BAKERSFIELD IN THE HOUSE!

Paramount Farms is local company. There is a good chance that those nuts were grown within 5 miles of where I am sitting right now. There are literally pistachio trees 1/2 mile from my classroom.

ETA: If you like those you should try My Husband's Nuts. I had both of that woman's kids as my students. Good people.

good lord

Now this didn't go over to well with the wife

who is now forced to bring home an income to make ends meet.

But being a woman, she has decided to take

matters into her own hands and market her Husband's Nuts!

oops, +

/- [bold]

 

[kevzilla]

Anyone see the video of the machine The Farmer's Wife uses to shake her husband's nuts? Seems so...clinical.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For the uranium guys, some good stuff here.

 

[Flash]

I haven't yelled so much at the TV since the 2001 Superbowl. I hate you Jay Cutler.

Packers RULE, Bears DROOL

 

[Flash]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

I, for one, was charmed by your extensive homosexual repartee with Mr.Pack on my Facebook page.

Mr. Pack tells me he is very interested in this story.

 

[Flash]

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

My body is very angry at me.

I think I threw up at some point last night. Haven't done that in a while.

Whoa....I got out of bed late, took me 20 minutes to figure out what to wear and get dressed. Usually only takes me 5. Then I went to look out the front window to check the weather before I walked out the door. Instead of leaving, I laid on the couch for 25 minutes.

I usually start at 7am, today, didn't get there til after 9, missed a meeting too.

 

[krista4]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

I, for one, was charmed by your extensive homosexual repartee with Mr.Pack on my Facebook page.

Mr. Pack tells me he is very interested in this story.

Wow, that's really creepy.What is has to do with RudiStein and Mr.Pack engaging in extensive homosexual repartee on Facebook is beyond me, however.

 

[RudiStein]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

I, for one, was charmed by your extensive homosexual repartee with Mr.Pack on my Facebook page.

Mr. Pack tells me he is very interested in this story.

Wow, that's really creepy.What is has to do with RudiStein and Mr.Pack engaging in extensive homosexual repartee on Facebook is beyond me, however.

Hey now. He was the one that started with the gay stuff, not me.

 

[bentley]

Is there an older meme than "Mr. T Ate My Balls"? And isn't it about time to bring it back?

 

[Flash]

Jebus I got hammered yesterday. Not sure if I made more enemies in the shark pool or on facebook.

I, for one, was charmed by your extensive homosexual repartee with Mr.Pack on my Facebook page.

Mr. Pack tells me he is very interested in this story.

Wow, that's really creepy.What is has to do with RudiStein and Mr.Pack engaging in extensive homosexual repartee on Facebook is beyond me, however.

Hey now. He was the one that started with the gay stuff, not me.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

My Husband's Nuts

Greatness. Looks like some good stuff on there too.

 

[YSR]

I've been using "outkicked my coverage" a lot lately, in response to people congratulating me on my engagement ("Thanks so much, I'm really fortunate to have found him and have definitely outkicked my coverage").

I've been getting a lot of blank stares. I thought this was a pretty common term. Is it because I spend too much time here, or am I just talking to the wrong kinds of people?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've been using "outkicked my coverage" a lot lately, in response to people congratulating me on my engagement ("Thanks so much, I'm really fortunate to have found him and have definitely outkicked my coverage").I've been getting a lot of blank stares. I thought this was a pretty common term. Is it because I spend too much time here, or am I just talking to the wrong kinds of people?

yes

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Who just friend requested me on FB?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I've been using "outkicked my coverage" a lot lately, in response to people congratulating me on my engagement ("Thanks so much, I'm really fortunate to have found him and have definitely outkicked my coverage").I've been getting a lot of blank stares. I thought this was a pretty common term. Is it because I spend too much time here, or am I just talking to the wrong kinds of people?

There are more options than these...

 

[bentley]

I've been using "outkicked my coverage" a lot lately, in response to people congratulating me on my engagement ("Thanks so much, I'm really fortunate to have found him and have definitely outkicked my coverage").I've been getting a lot of blank stares. I thought this was a pretty common term. Is it because I spend too much time here, or am I just talking to the wrong kinds of people?

Maybe they've met your future in-laws.

 

[YSR]

I've been using "outkicked my coverage" a lot lately, in response to people congratulating me on my engagement ("Thanks so much, I'm really fortunate to have found him and have definitely outkicked my coverage").I've been getting a lot of blank stares. I thought this was a pretty common term. Is it because I spend too much time here, or am I just talking to the wrong kinds of people?

There are more options than these...

One of which being that I really shouldn't ever use this phrase?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I get home from a long day at work to find out that water is shooting out of the garbage disposal and the pvc pipes. Dirty dishes are piled everywhere and the dishwasher is full. So I call a GB of mine that is a plumber but he is on another job and suggested a friend of his fix it. Fine. Then one of my helpful boys turns the dishwasher on and water is shooting everywhere. Not just any water either. Water full of all kinds of disgusting bits of food. The kid shows up this morning and is asking me way to many questions. He must be an apprentice or something. I actually replaced a garbarge disposal at the old house, I just don't feel like screwing with it.

So he runs up to the hardware store to get a new disposal and some pvc piping and asks me to turn the power off to the disposal. I tell him I'm not sure which one it is since the idiot that wired my house has two different breakers going to the same switch. So I flip what I think it the right one and the light above the sink is out. He says "looks like you got it" and starts to unwire the GD. I yell to hold on and sure enough it was still hot. So I figure out the right switch, walk back upstairs, and he says "oh, no, I need some towels! Where is all of this water coming from?!" I notice that he managed to push the door the washing machine in and it was draining all over my kitchen floor and inside of my cabinet.

Pretty quiet now. :deepbreathes:

 

[Gatorman]

Hey all, My wife is running another marathon for charity. Please help her meet her goal.

Mrs. Gator Runs again!

Thanks again everyone.

(GM, when is there a marathon in portland? My wife is toying with trying to get all 50 states...)

 

[Gadzooks]

So I get home from a long day at work to find out that water is shooting out of the garbage disposal and the pvc pipes. Dirty dishes are piled everywhere and the dishwasher is full. So I call a GB of mine that is a plumber but he is on another job and suggested a friend of his fix it. Fine. Then one of my helpful boys turns the dishwasher on and water is shooting everywhere. Not just any water either. Water full of all kinds of disgusting bits of food. The kid shows up this morning and is asking me way to many questions. He must be an apprentice or something. I actually replaced a garbarge disposal at the old house, I just don't feel like screwing with it. So he runs up to the hardware store to get a new disposal and some pvc piping and asks me to turn the power off to the disposal. I tell him I'm not sure which one it is since the idiot that wired my house has two different breakers going to the same switch. So I flip what I think it the right one and the light above the sink is out. He says "looks like you got it" and starts to unwire the GD. I yell to hold on and sure enough it was still hot. So I figure out the right switch, walk back upstairs, and he says "oh, no, I need some towels! Where is all of this water coming from?!" I notice that he managed to push the door the washing machine in and it was draining all over my kitchen floor and inside of my cabinet.Pretty quiet now. :deepbreathes:

Ouch. Well, I know nothing about plumbing (or anything else that would be considered important) so I can't help. I am a good hugger though. Let me know if you want a hug. But then again, I'm not sure why you'd want a hug from another guy, that would just be awkward. You'd still have these plumbing issues and then you'd have my awkward hug to deal with. And what if Mrs. SLB saw the hug? How would you explain that? "oh hey honey, this is Gadzooks, a studly guy from the internet, he came all this way to give me a hug to make me feel better". This could lead to marital problems and you don't need that. So the bottom line is I can't help you in any way with your plumbing problems and I'm not going to hug you. Though by me refusing to hug you I am helping you to avoid marital problems so I am kinda saving your marriage, so I guess you can thank me for that. Glad I could help.