GM's thread about nothing (12 Viewers)

[Abraham]

Frankly, I'm insulted at the notion of being considered a degenerate.

Me too. I still have a ways to go before I've ascended to that level.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Shtick stealer

Always rules.

 

[Otis]

Great schtick...

 

[Otis]

OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION

My three year old today told me, out of the blue, "daddy, your hands are really, really big. You have to make them smaller."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION

My three year old today told me, out of the blue, "daddy, your hands are really, really big. You have to make them smaller."

God kids are stupid.

 

[Otis]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

Tyra Banks?

 

[General Malaise]

spOOfy with one of the most difficult "Who's Hottest" pictures I've seen in a while. Wow. :e:

 

[Otis]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

Tyra Banks?

So hot.

https://galoremag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/naomi-campbell-first-cover.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

Tyra Banks?

So hot.

https://galoremag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/naomi-campbell-first-cover.jpg

Is that Pharrell?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

Tyra Banks?

So hot.

https://galoremag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/naomi-campbell-first-cover.jpg

Is that Pharrell?

Will Pharrell?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

Tyra Banks?

So hot.

https://galoremag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/naomi-campbell-first-cover.jpg

Is that Pharrell?

Will Pharrell?

Perry Pharrell?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The Pharelly brothers?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The Pharelly brothers?

Dr. Pharelly Brothers?

 

[kevzilla]

Bentley Cos kev - meet me at the Driskill bar at 2?

I would MUCH rather do that than figure out which of our surgeries aren't getting paid. Alas, it is not to be.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Come on Mercer you bunch of cocksmokers.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Huh

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Orthodonist didn't ask to immediately set an account up but that isn't unusual. I stopped by 9 other places after dropping Cal off at school and two of the nine did however. The last time I made 10 cold calls in one day, I was happy. You know, single, young and had hair. I've been developing a new technique for making these calls and I'm pretty encouraged considering the results today.

I worked yesterday too.

See bolded.

Opened 3 accounts. Feeling pretty ####### good about this. Now I need to light a fire under the rest of these ####### slugs that call themselves sales people at work.

I'M BACK BABY!!!!

 

[Guster]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I met my Dad and uncle at the bar in the old hood yesterday around 2. I generally will have a couple of beers and then ease into some whiskey. Well yesterday I had Scooter guy lined up to pick me up at 7, and I wanted to get my moneys worth, so I went straight to whiskey and water.

I was really quite drunk when Scooter-gal arrived. They are always friendly and I'm almost always in the mood to talk, so we made some conversation. About 20 minutes into the ride, I said something, I don't remember exactly what, when the gal driving says "you know you know me right Bob?". "I used to work with Pepper, remember?"

Oh, yeah!! I didn't recognize you!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

link

Also, Shuke, come on Mercer!!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

• St. Louis Bob, shuke, Idiot Boxerhttp://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showuser=1069, strykerpks, Google (1), mr roboto, UOFI_316, UniAlias, Stoneys

IB, I how come you don't post any more? It's like the ghost of IB or something around here.

 

[shuke]

Just got done in my first bracket draft. It's only a quarter one, but I picked 8th and I think I assembled the biggest load of crap ever. How many hundreds of dollars am I looking at losing?

Cuse (3)

UMass (6)

Kan St. (9)

Pitt (9)

Nebraska (11)

Steve-O Austin (12)

Manhattan (13)

Mercer (14)

Oof.

MERCER!!!

 

[shuke]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

link

Also, Shuke, come on Mercer!!!!

 

[Henry Ford]

I met my Dad and uncle at the bar in the old hood yesterday around 2. I generally will have a couple of beers and then ease into some whiskey. Well yesterday I had Scooter guy lined up to pick me up at 7, and I wanted to get my moneys worth, so I went straight to whiskey and water.

I was really quite drunk when Scooter-gal arrived. They are always friendly and I'm almost always in the mood to talk, so we made some conversation. About 20 minutes into the ride, I said something, I don't remember exactly what, when the gal driving says "you know you know me right Bob?". "I used to work with Pepper, remember?"

Oh, yeah!! I didn't recognize you!!

Is Pepper your wife? Were you hitting on the scooter gal? Because this story could have legs.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

link

Also, Shuke, come on Mercer!!!!

Oh hells yeah!!! We picked them in our draft too.

Freaking HUGE. If our stupid Billikans didn't make a miracle come back last night, we would be sitting pretty.

 

[T Bell]

Junk

I like it when people fall down.

Not a huge fan of "street art" but this rules

Can you use your detective skills to figure out who made the mess?

Another dog mystery: Who ate the Cheetos?

F'ing dogs. They can't lie for ####.

 

[General Malaise]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?

1-800-Eat-Sh|t

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?

1-800-Eat-Sh|t

Welcome to 1983.

 

[shuke]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?

1-800-Eat-Sh|t

Welcome to 1983.

no ####.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?

1-800-Eat-Sh|t

Welcome to 1983.

Well they also had Yosemite Sam mud flaps. Epic!

 

[shuke]

Drank yesterday from noon until 1 AM. Told myself I'd work this afternoon and take my son to tae kwon do at 4:30. But crap do I want crack one open in celebration of our Mercer Bears.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

12. NC State

7. UCONN

14. Mercer

1. Florida

2. Wisconsin

Bonus Picks

4. Louisville

12. North Dakota State

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM: Here's one I came up with the other day.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Drank yesterday from noon until 1 AM. Told myself I'd work this afternoon and take my son to tae kwon do at 4:30. But crap do I want crack one open in celebration of our Mercer Bears.

Cheers!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I met my Dad and uncle at the bar in the old hood yesterday around 2. I generally will have a couple of beers and then ease into some whiskey. Well yesterday I had Scooter guy lined up to pick me up at 7, and I wanted to get my moneys worth, so I went straight to whiskey and water.

I was really quite drunk when Scooter-gal arrived. They are always friendly and I'm almost always in the mood to talk, so we made some conversation. About 20 minutes into the ride, I said something, I don't remember exactly what, when the gal driving says "you know you know me right Bob?". "I used to work with Pepper, remember?"

Oh, yeah!! I didn't recognize you!!

Is Pepper your wife? Were you hitting on the scooter gal? Because this story could have legs.

Yes and no. Only because she wasn't good looking though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

• St. Louis Bob, shuke, Idiot Boxerhttp://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showuser=1069, strykerpks, Google (1), mr roboto, UOFI_316, UniAlias, Stoneys

IB, I how come you don't post any more? It's like the ghost of IB or something around here.

Also, has anybody talked to Cos lately?

 

[T Bell]

Why do I have Internet friends?

Because the friends I used to have have changed sooooooooooooooo much. Better for them, but not so much for me. :(

Thank you GMTAN for continuing to be degenerates.

No problem.

Also, Jesus loves you.

Jesus needs to do a better job edging my lawn.

 

[General Malaise]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?

1-800-Eat-Sh|t

Welcome to 1983.

no ####.

Hey you two...

 

[T Bell]

OFFICIAL CONFIRMATION

My three year old today told me, out of the blue, "daddy, your hands are really, really big. You have to make them smaller."

I trust that you used this as an intro to teach her all about what a "pimp hand" is.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just ordered this poster

 

[General Malaise]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?

1-800-Eat-Sh|t

Welcome to 1983.

Well they also had Yosemite Sam mud flaps. Epic!

Always loved you best, Scarecrow.

 

[T Bell]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

Tyra Banks?

So hot.

https://galoremag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/naomi-campbell-first-cover.jpg

I thought black people couldn't get taxi's.

 

[T Bell]

How wrong is it that today I'm working from home after yesterday lecturing one of my underlings for working from home too much? And I called him today from my cell with my kid taking in the background.

On the bright side, I don't really care, and Negro Modelo in a frosted mug is so, so delicious.

Hypocrisy is for closers?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Something new for my sled.

 

[T Bell]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?

1-800-Eat-Sh|t

Welcome to 1983.

Well they also had Yosemite Sam mud flaps. Epic!

And one of this hi-LARIOUS alternative "baby on board" signs!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got a CB radio for our station wagon.

 

[mr roboto]

Someone should come up with a self-righteous bumper sticker about religious groups co-existing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just got a CB radio for our station wagon.

Good luck with the install. I put an 8-track in my Pacer last week and it was a chore.

 

[Abraham]

Sitting at the Driskill bar sipping a Firemans 4 beer, blogging about DDoS attacks, admiring my new Chromecast and watching the Arizona game. Slap it.