GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[Dr. Watson]

Not sure where else to put this...I think I found Stud's ******* lovechild on facebook:

ur welcome cuz everyone has a past that just part of living people who live in glass houses need to lrean not to threw stone because someday all their windows will be broken out. then what that person is left cleaning up the peice of their broken lifes.... love you too and remember this is just a moment in time this to will past.

 

[ttiger72]

Not sure where else to put this...I think I found Stud's ******* lovechild on facebook:

ur welcome cuz everyone has a past that just part of living people who live in glass houses need to lrean not to threw stone because someday all their windows will be broken out. then what that person is left cleaning up the peice of their broken lifes.... love you too and remember this is just a moment in time this to will past.

lol lou

 

[Dr. Watson]

Yea...that would apply too. I'm really considering working the "lifes" portion into my shtick (both real and iLifes).

 

[Tiger Fan]

For Frito Pie in a bag, open bag of Fritos, add heated chili beans, shredded cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream. Pick up fork, eat.

We call them "Walking Tacos" up north...can be done with Fritos or Doritos any chip ending in "itos".

I posted about these a few months back. they started selling them at saints game in the superdome. Awesome stuff.

 

[RudiStein]

Bag of Fritos with stuff dumped on them is called a "Frito Boat" around these parts.

 

[Frostillicus]

another vote for walking taco here

 

[RudiStein]

another vote for walking taco here

Walking taco sounds a lot like 'honking taco' so I vote for that.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

what the hell is a non-walking taco?

 

[RudiStein]

what the hell is a non-walking taco?

The distinguished gentleman from Buffalo/Chicago brings up a good point.

 

[Frostillicus]

what the hell is a non-walking taco?

The distinguished gentleman from Buffalo/Chicago brings up a good point.

One that's not in a Fritos or Doritos bag

 

[Thorn]

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[Idiot Boxer]

what the hell is a non-walking taco?

I'd post a link, but I'd be banned longer than Tufnel.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

what the hell is a non-walking taco?

The distinguished gentleman from Buffalo/Chicago brings up a good point.

One that's not in a Fritos or Doritos bag

you really have a hard time walking while eating a normal taco?Tacos require a knife and fork in some parts?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

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[Frostillicus]

what the hell is a non-walking taco?

The distinguished gentleman from Buffalo/Chicago brings up a good point.

One that's not in a Fritos or Doritos bag

you really have a hard time walking while eating a normal taco?Tacos require a knife and fork in some parts?

No. It's called a taco. One in a bag is called a walking taco. You are not prohibited from walking while eating a normal taco, just as you are welcome to sit down while you eat a walking taco.Not all Buffalo Wings come from Buffalo.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I think washing one's hands in a public restroom (assuming it's not a sensor-activated sink) is one of the grossest things you can do. Someone else comes in, goes to the bathroom, grabs the faucet with their ****-hands, washes their hands, and then turns the faucet off with their clean hands. But the faucet still has ****-hands on it, that's not erased when it's subsequently turned by clean hands. Nobody washes down a faucet.Sometimes you can turn a faucet with your sleeve, but failing that, I'd rather have my own ****-hands than someone else's dickhands.

I've always said that if I ever had the balls to be a stand up comic, this would be my opening rant. I've had this conversation multiple times with friends while drinking. It's just disgusting.

Sounds hilarious, Dane.

I'm assuming it will be done with some gesticulation.

And yellow pants.

 

[YSR]

what the hell is a non-walking taco?

The distinguished gentleman from Buffalo/Chicago brings up a good point.

One that's not in a Fritos or Doritos bag

you really have a hard time walking while eating a normal taco?Tacos require a knife and fork in some parts?

I've had both a conventional taco and a walking taco. I'd say it's far easier to eat a conventional taco while walking than a walking taco.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Not all Buffalo Wings come from Buffalo.

nobody in or from Buffalo calls them Buffalo Wings.they are Chicken Wings.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Not all Buffalo Wings come from Buffalo.

nobody in or from Buffalo calls them Buffalo Wings.they are Chicken Wings.

Sure. Just like in France it's just called toast.

 

[Dr. Watson]

what the hell is a non-walking taco?

I'd post a link, but I'd be banned longer than Tufnel.

SFW Link

 

[bostonfred]

Not all Buffalo Wings come from Buffalo.

nobody in or from Buffalo calls them Buffalo Wings.they are Chicken Wings.

So you admit that Buffalonians talk weird?

 

[Dr. Watson]

Tacos require a knife and fork in some parts?

Actually, a walking taco does require a fork (ironic, ain't it?)

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Not all Buffalo Wings come from Buffalo.

nobody in or from Buffalo calls them Buffalo Wings.they are Chicken Wings.

So you admit that Buffalonians talk weird?

sometimes

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tacos require a knife and fork in some parts?

Actually, a walking taco does require a fork (ironic, ain't it?)

what a stupid name.

 

[Dr. Watson]

what a stupid name.

Aren't all tacos "walking tacos"?

I didn't name it, sport.

 

[bentley]

I thought the Dane Cook material was bad, but this whole "what's the deal with tacos?" bit is even worse.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I didn't name it, sport.

I didn't imply that you did.

 

[TobiasFunke]

I thought the Dane Cook material was bad, but this whole "what's the deal with tacos?" bit is even worse.

The regulars churned out 382 pages in seven months. It can't all be the Colon Blow Diaries.

 

[bentley]

I think it's time to create a side board dedicated to complaining about how cool the Thread About Nothing used to be.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I farted.

 

[krista4]

I'm home from work today because I've experienced severe vertigo on and off for about 10 days. My second trip to the doctor (thanks for nothing that first time, doc!) resulted in his prescribing a couple of things (including valium ) and instructing me that when I am feeling spinny I should perform the Epley maneuver, which is basically hurling myself onto my right side with my head facing down.

My favorite part was when he informed me that this often happens to old people. <_<

 

[RudiStein]

I'm home from work today because I've experienced severe vertigo on and off for about 10 days. My second trip to the doctor (thanks for nothing that first time, doc!) resulted in his prescribing a couple of things (including valium ) and instructing me that when I am feeling spinny I should perform the Epley maneuver, which is basically hurling myself onto my right side with my head facing down. My favorite part was when he informed me that this often happens to old people. <_<

Try yelling out "Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce!" next time you feel it coming on.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Krista going all mother's little helper, eh?

 

[RudiStein]

Oh yeah...had to have our dog put to sleep this AM. She was sick/blind/deaf etc so it was time.

I loved that dog and will miss her but it's a relief knowing she's no longer suffering. But he worst part is there was no way I could miss work this morning so my wife and sons had to take her in. I feel like a total dickbag for leaving it to them.

 

[Frostillicus]

I thought the Dane Cook material was bad, but this whole "what's the deal with tacos?" bit is even worse.

Shut it down?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I didn't name it, sport.

I didn't imply that you did.

HE DIDN'T NAME IT. WILL YOU LAY OFF?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Oh yeah...had to have our dog put to sleep this AM. She was sick/blind/deaf etc so it was time. I loved that dog and will miss her but it's a relief knowing she's no longer suffering. But he worst part is there was no way I could miss work this morning so my wife and sons had to take her in. I feel like a total dickbag for leaving it to them.

condolences

 

[krista4]

Krista going all mother's little helper, eh?

I was skeptical (and haven't picked up the prescription yet), but he said it would calm down these nerve endings in my inner ear that are causing my brain to get all out of whack and spinny.RudiStein, sorry about your dog.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yesterday, our dog got out of her kennel while we were at work. She destroyed some venetian blinds, a photo album, knocked over various things around the house, got into the bathroom garbage, ripped up a whole roll of toilet paper and ate one of my fiancee's earrings she had bought for the wedding. I almost killed her myself...the dog that is

That said, I'm sorry to hear GBRS. I dread that day...has to be tough.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I'm home from work today because I've experienced severe vertigo on and off for about 10 days. My second trip to the doctor (thanks for nothing that first time, doc!) resulted in his prescribing a couple of things (including valium ) and instructing me that when I am feeling spinny I should perform the Epley maneuver, which is basically hurling myself onto my right side with my head facing down.

My favorite part was when he informed me that this often happens to old people. <_<

Try yelling out "Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce!" next time you feel it coming on.

Laughed way too hard at this. Donde Esta!

 

[bostonfred]

Oh yeah...had to have our dog put to sleep this AM. She was sick/blind/deaf etc so it was time. I loved that dog and will miss her but it's a relief knowing she's no longer suffering. But he worst part is there was no way I could miss work this morning so my wife and sons had to take her in. I feel like a total dickbag for leaving it to them.

You should put down a total stranger for them when you get home.

 

[Early_10]

For Frito Pie in a bag, open bag of Fritos, add heated chili beans, shredded cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream. Pick up fork, eat.

We call them "Walking Tacos" up north...can be done with Fritos or Doritos any chip ending in "itos".

Nachos deluxe

 

[RudiStein]

Oh yeah...had to have our dog put to sleep this AM. She was sick/blind/deaf etc so it was time.

I loved that dog and will miss her but it's a relief knowing she's no longer suffering. But he worst part is there was no way I could miss work this morning so my wife and sons had to take her in. I feel like a total dickbag for leaving it to them.

You should put down a total stranger for them when you get home.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We had a patient come to our office yesterday, and in the course of telling us how much money she has (she mentioned her planes, her horses, the fact that she just traded in her Lamborghini for a Porsche, etc), she mentioned her pet bobcat. She lives in a normal house - although I'm sure it's large - and she has a freaking bobcat. You can get yours here.

awesome

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think it's time to create a side board dedicated to complaining about how cool the Thread About Nothing used to be.

done

 

[Sarnoff]

We still doing "GM's thread about BM's"?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah...had to have our dog put to sleep this AM. She was sick/blind/deaf etc so it was time. I loved that dog and will miss her but it's a relief knowing she's no longer suffering. But he worst part is there was no way I could miss work this morning so my wife and sons had to take her in. I feel like a total dickbag for leaving it to them.

Sorry to hear that GB.

 

[heckmanm]

Oh yeah...had to have our dog put to sleep this AM. She was sick/blind/deaf etc so it was time. I loved that dog and will miss her but it's a relief knowing she's no longer suffering. But he worst part is there was no way I could miss work this morning so my wife and sons had to take her in. I feel like a total dickbag for leaving it to them.

Sorry to hear that GB.

Condolences, Rudi.

 

[YSR]

Oh yeah...had to have our dog put to sleep this AM. She was sick/blind/deaf etc so it was time. I loved that dog and will miss her but it's a relief knowing she's no longer suffering. But he worst part is there was no way I could miss work this morning so my wife and sons had to take her in. I feel like a total dickbag for leaving it to them.

You should put down a total stranger for them when you get home.

Sorry, Rudi.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Jason Bailey is suing the Anaheim Ducks organization for religious discrimination and failure to prevent harassment, according to a report from TMZ.

Bailey, who was a third-round pick of the Ducks in 2005, is accusing his coaches of verbally abusing him because of his Jewish heritage while he was a member of the Bakersfield Condors in 2008-09. He currently plays for Ottawa's AHL affiliate in Binghamton where he has no points in 17 games this season.

gj Bako.