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[St. Louis Bob]

I was walking in doors again today drumming up some business. I pull up to this one place and there's a sing on the door that reads "sales people by appointment only". I laugh to myself and think "#### it, I'm walking in". I'm about to open the door when I notice this gal going out to the mailbox a good 30 yards from their place. I just stood there, looked, and smiled. Didn't stare mind you. Didn't want to be creepy. She started walking back to the office and I say "I can tell you are the important person here. You handle the mail". Then I held the door open for her and she asked what she could help me with. Turns out she buys the office supplies.

 

[strykerpks]

How does this Masters thingy work?

Bump

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ALERT:

I have received PayPal for 50/50 tickets from

Bob H

Chris C

Chase C

Andrew G

If you're interested I'd like to get the tickets done by tomorrow AM.

Thanks to everyone so far!

Add: R. Sargent.

I just got done writing names on 200 tickets.

Add: B. Fesbitt

 

[krista4]

Just backed my three-day-old car into a pole.

Oops.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I was walking in doors again today drumming up some business. I pull up to this one place and there's a sing on the door that reads "sales people by appointment only". I laugh to myself and think "#### it, I'm walking in". I'm about to open the door when I notice this gal going out to the mailbox a good 30 yards from their place. I just stood there, looked, and smiled. Didn't stare mind you. Didn't want to be creepy. She started walking back to the office and I say "I can tell you are the important person here. You handle the mail". Then I held the door open for her and she asked what she could help me with. Turns out she buys the office supplies.

Was she on her way to Staples?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just backed my three-day-old car into a pole.

Oops.

Ouch. Doesn't make for a very happy birthday I suppose.

 

[General Malaise]

How does this Masters thingy work?

Bump

I'll get that going Monday. Essentially, we'll create 4 Tiers of golfers. You'll get 1-2 from Tier 1, 2-3 from the next Tier, etc. Total accumulated $$$$ from your roster of Golfers will take the pool. We'll pay 1st and 2nd only. I think we can get 30 guys at 20 bucks a pop. Better and more details ASAP when I'm sober and backed by JTC.

 

[General Malaise]

Just backed my three-day-old car into a pole.

Oops.

Euphamism?

 

[strykerpks]

How does this Masters thingy work?

Bump

I'll get that going Monday. Essentially, we'll create 4 Tiers of golfers. You'll get 1-2 from Tier 1, 2-3 from the next Tier, etc. Total accumulated $$$$ from your roster of Golfers will take the pool. We'll pay 1st and 2nd only. I think we can get 30 guys at 20 bucks a pop. Better and more details ASAP when I'm sober and backed by JTC.

Eff it. Count me in

 

[krista4]

Just backed my three-day-old car into a pole.

Oops.

Ouch. Doesn't make for a very happy birthday I suppose.

:( It sucks. But my birthday tomorrow will be better, I'm sure.

Just backed my three-day-old car into a pole.

Oops.

Euphamism?

I'm trying to figure out what it could be a euphemism for. I guess it's just a euphemism for "I'm screwed."

 

[-fish-]

So doubting the parallel parking pic from a few weeks ago.

 

[Frostillicus]

I was walking in doors again today drumming up some business. I pull up to this one place and there's a sing on the door that reads "sales people by appointment only". I laugh to myself and think "#### it, I'm walking in". I'm about to open the door when I notice this gal going out to the mailbox a good 30 yards from their place. I just stood there, looked, and smiled. Didn't stare mind you. Didn't want to be creepy. She started walking back to the office and I say "I can tell you are the important person here. You handle the mail". Then I held the door open for her and she asked what she could help me with. Turns out she buys the office supplies.

and then?

 

[Drifter]

I'm turning 31 tomorrow. My daughter's 6th birthday was today. I really dig having her birthday right before mine. I never liked having a big deal made about my birthday.

I can't imagine how it would feel to have a birthday every day like Krista.

JFC

I'm 43 going on 44 and had a doctor's appointment today where I talked about my ####### thyroid, the tendonitis or some other #### in my left heel that causes me to limp for 3 days any time I think about getting off the couch, the #### mole I have on my cheek and the kidney stone I passed last month. 31 might as well be ####### 18.

 

[Frostillicus]

How does this Masters thingy work?

Bump

I'll get that going Monday. Essentially, we'll create 4 Tiers of golfers. You'll get 1-2 from Tier 1, 2-3 from the next Tier, etc. Total accumulated $$$$ from your roster of Golfers will take the pool. We'll pay 1st and 2nd only. I think we can get 30 guys at 20 bucks a pop. Better and more details ASAP when I'm sober and backed by JTC.

i'm in for this assuming I do it.

 

[krista4]

So doubting the parallel parking pic from a few weeks ago.

Well, that's dumb.

 

[Otis]

I have two days to rewatch all three seasons of Game of Thrones before Sunday night. Not a bad weekend planned.

In the midst of a marathon myself. Who's making the popcorn?

I bought this cool device to make popcorn on the big green egg. It's basically like a wire mesh container with a handle that clasps shut. Looking forward to using it whenever it stops snowing.

If only there was a way to make popcorn...indoors...in about 2.5 minutes.

Maybe someday.

Popcorn on a grill. #### the #### off.

 

[Drifter]

Oh and a guy I work with in the Cincy/KY area managed to get himself hit by a truck and killed last night. I'm approaching Bob territory

 

[Otis]

Krista, it's just like driving a car.

(sorry couldn't help, t&p to your rear)

 

[Drifter]

K4 - what burger? I love Truffle Love but I'm a sucker for truffles.

 

[Otis]

Poker was loads of fun tonight. Have to give that #### up.

 

[krista4]

Oh and a guy I work with in the Cincy/KY area managed to get himself hit by a truck and killed last night. I'm approaching Bob territory

Have you read about the sous chef at the Walrus and the Carpenter getting shot after committing a bank robbery yesterday? Weird stuff. And yes, I've eaten there a few times so it's likely my fault.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm older than Tanner, and I'm in a bar watching drunk girls be drunk.

 

[krista4]

K4 - what burger? I love Truffle Love but I'm a sucker for truffles.

I had the Hothead; Mr. krista had the dork. Favorite line from the waitress: "Do you want bacon on your Dork?"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm older than Tanner, and I'm in a bar watching drunk girls be drunk.

They don't care.

 

[strykerpks]

I'm older than Tanner, and I'm in a bar watching drunk girls be drunk.

They don't care.

This is Jay Cutler level of not caring.

 

[Frostillicus]

Just backed my three-day-old car into a pole.

Oops.

Ouch. Doesn't make for a very happy birthday I suppose.

:( It sucks. But my birthday tomorrow will be better, I'm sure.

Just backed my three-day-old car into a pole.

Oops.

Euphamism?

I'm trying to figure out what it could be a euphemism for. I guess it's just a euphemism for "I'm screwed."

Backed on to a pole. We can make a euphemism out of anything.

 

[shuke]

Just backed my three-day-old car into a pole.

Oops.

Euphamism?

I'm trying to figure out what it could be a euphemism for.

I'm guessing for putting your sweet ### onto a penis.

 

[shuke]

Or what Frosty said.

 

[Drifter]

Shot

 

[Abraham]

How is this for fun: my wife came out to check on me and I was watching a video on you tube about burning DVDs from iPhoto. The guy doing the screencast tutorial had a wallpaper background of a girl in a bikini.

So now aside from not having a DVD that works my wife thinks she caught me surfing porn sites.

 

[Drifter]

K4 - what burger? I love Truffle Love but I'm a sucker for truffles.

I had the Hothead; Mr. krista had the dork. Favorite line from the waitress: "Do you want bacon on your Dork?"

The Dork alone is a rich and wonderful mouthgasm. I think there's better things to do than the standard presentation though. I've done Truffle Love but it's rich as hell. Did you have a booze shake and did you put the habanero salt on your fries or tots?

 

[Drifter]

How is this for fun: my wife came out to check on me and I was watching a video on you tube about burning DVDs from iPhoto. The guy doing the screencast tutorial had a wallpaper background of a girl in a bikini.

So now aside from not having a DVD that works my wife thinks she caught me surfing porn sites.

My wife has caught me pants around the ankles, shmock gripped firmly in hand. It's all good.

 

[krista4]

Shot

Wow, doesn't look like much; you're lucky you even thought to get it checked out.

 

[shuke]

Shot

Is it there or was it already removed?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was walking in doors again today drumming up some business. I pull up to this one place and there's a sing on the door that reads "sales people by appointment only". I laugh to myself and think "#### it, I'm walking in". I'm about to open the door when I notice this gal going out to the mailbox a good 30 yards from their place. I just stood there, looked, and smiled. Didn't stare mind you. Didn't want to be creepy. She started walking back to the office and I say "I can tell you are the important person here. You handle the mail". Then I held the door open for her and she asked what she could help me with. Turns out she buys the office supplies.

and then?

I told her I knew she was the most important person at the place. Did some selling and she was very interested. Feeling good about that one.

Her boss was walking out the door and heard my bull#### and just nodded his head and smiled.

I'm unfortunately in a new position now and I won't be denied. #### YOU. That's my name.

 

[krista4]

K4 - what burger? I love Truffle Love but I'm a sucker for truffles.

I had the Hothead; Mr. krista had the dork. Favorite line from the waitress: "Do you want bacon on your Dork?"

The Dork alone is a rich and wonderful mouthgasm. I think there's better things to do than the standard presentation though. I've done Truffle Love but it's rich as hell. Did you have a booze shake and did you put the habanero salt on your fries or tots?

No, but I had an Astronaut's Mimosa. It tasted just like what you'd think Tang and champagne would taste like together. In other words, delicious. For sides, he had the cheddar mac&cheese and I had the chipotle mac&cheese (special of the day). Next time I'd do tots or sweet potato fries. The service was fast and I kind of panicked as I was really overwhelmed by the menu.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Shot

Internet conclusion: double ball cancer

 

[Drifter]

Shot

Wow, doesn't look like much; you're lucky you even thought to get it checked out.

Shot

Is it there or was it already removed?

I hear you but my doctor got pretty nervous after he looked at it under his monomicorlightscope. If the doctor gets nervous; I get nervous

 

[Drifter]

Shot

Internet conclusion: double ball cancer

####

 

[shuke]

I was being serious. I've got some weird red patch on my cheek for the past 6 weeks, I guess I should get it checked.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Never mind. ***j Stryker too

 

[shuke]

I ####ing suck at poker and chess but can't stop playing either.

 

[krista4]

I was being serious. I've got some weird red patch on my cheek for the past 6 weeks, I guess I should get it checked.

I was serious, too. You should get yours checked out as well.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Shot

My diagnosis: You suffer from gayness.

 

[Drifter]

Shot

My diagnosis: You suffer from gayness.

Can I cure it with some type of injection?

 

[strykerpks]

Shot

I think we need to party some time. But I have a zit that looks worse

 

[strykerpks]

Never mind. ***j Stryker too

WTF did I do?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I feel like i watch Game of Thrones only because everyone else does.

 

[strykerpks]

I feel like i watch Game of Thrones only because everyone else does.

Whore

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I feel like i watch Game of Thrones only because everyone else does.

oh bull####. It's good TV.