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St. Louis Bob
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
T Bell said:
I thought Guster wanted to take over?Plus I'm still trying to get over Cappy being mean to me.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
The jealousy is strong with this one.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Was not thrilled about this last night.
So it's been, what, 12-1/2 years? If i wasn't prepared for my reaction to visiting the 9/11 Memorial this morning, I guess I never will be. It is massive in scale and beautifully executed - the water falling into the abyss captures the sense of loss and longing in a powerful way. Still a construction site next door, windy, dust in the air, etc.
The sun came out AT THE EXACT MOMENT we left the site...
Walked the Brooklyn Bridge, took some selfies with my handsome (not gay!) boy, lunch in Brooklyn Heights, Citibiked back, grabbed some veggies in Chinatown, picked up little sister. 10 years apart - he played tag with her on the playground, helped her get her self-serve toppings for frozen yogurt, painted her nails (I said NOT gay, GM).
In all seriousness, I love how gentle he is with his sister (without any guidance, it comes natural). He is patient and respectful and doesn't tease (she looks up to him like he is Thor the God of Thunder).
One more play this week (Of Mice and Men, James Franco). If I accomplish nothing else as a father, I've planted seeds that hopefully will one day bloom.
I missed too many milestones and somebody else raised him more than I did. But the bond is still special and runs deep. We get each other's humor, he shares my quirky palette, culinary and otherwise, and he is off the charts brilliant in so many ways. I haven't always been there for him, and I can't get the time back, but he'll never wonder how his dad felt about him. He knows I love him with all my heart and would do anything for him. He can find other reasons to be resentful and hate me (isn't that normal for teens?) but he'll never be able to say I didn't know what my dad was thinking or how he felt about me.
So I got that going for me...which is nice.
OK, a few quick stay cation bursts...
So it's been, what, 12-1/2 years? If i wasn't prepared for my reaction to visiting the 9/11 Memorial this morning, I guess I never will be. It is massive in scale and beautifully executed - the water falling into the abyss captures the sense of loss and longing in a powerful way. Still a construction site next door, windy, dust in the air, etc.
The sun came out AT THE EXACT MOMENT we left the site...
Walked the Brooklyn Bridge, took some selfies with my handsome (not gay!) boy, lunch in Brooklyn Heights, Citibiked back, grabbed some veggies in Chinatown, picked up little sister. 10 years apart - he played tag with her on the playground, helped her get her self-serve toppings for frozen yogurt, painted her nails (I said NOT gay, GM).
In all seriousness, I love how gentle he is with his sister (without any guidance, it comes natural). He is patient and respectful and doesn't tease (she looks up to him like he is Thor the God of Thunder).
One more play this week (Of Mice and Men, James Franco). If I accomplish nothing else as a father, I've planted seeds that hopefully will one day bloom.
I missed too many milestones and somebody else raised him more than I did. But the bond is still special and runs deep. We get each other's humor, he shares my quirky palette, culinary and otherwise, and he is off the charts brilliant in so many ways. I haven't always been there for him, and I can't get the time back, but he'll never wonder how his dad felt about him. He knows I love him with all my heart and would do anything for him. He can find other reasons to be resentful and hate me (isn't that normal for teens?) but he'll never be able to say I didn't know what my dad was thinking or how he felt about me.
So I got that going for me...which is nice.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Oh, and in 30 minutes I have a meeting with an absolutely batshirt crazy mom. I think I've mentioned her and her borderline sociopathic kid in here before.
tl/dr version: Kid (we'll call him Funkface) refuses to return to his assigned seat after I directly instructed him to move FOUR times. I go over to his desk and try to illustrate to him that his behavior is totally irrational: "Funkface? Is everything OK? Are you feeling alright? Did you hit your head? Are you on drugs?". I said it the same way somebody might reply to a crazy request with "are you crazy?" or "are you high?".
He still wouldn't move. The last thing he said to me before I sent him to see the Dean was "I can sit here if I want."
Little pus-bag goes home and tells him mom "Mr. Malloy accused me of using drugs!" Mom poops a blue twinkie and now we have to have a meeting.
tl/dr version: Kid (we'll call him Funkface) refuses to return to his assigned seat after I directly instructed him to move FOUR times. I go over to his desk and try to illustrate to him that his behavior is totally irrational: "Funkface? Is everything OK? Are you feeling alright? Did you hit your head? Are you on drugs?". I said it the same way somebody might reply to a crazy request with "are you crazy?" or "are you high?".
He still wouldn't move. The last thing he said to me before I sent him to see the Dean was "I can sit here if I want."
Little pus-bag goes home and tells him mom "Mr. Malloy accused me of using drugs!" Mom poops a blue twinkie and now we have to have a meeting.
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Officer Pete Malloy
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This is the mom in question.
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T Bell
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Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Did the same kid flunk out and you got him again? Or do you teach in a one room schoolhouse???
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
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GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Sounds like a neat lady.
I think you should tell her that he exhibits many signs of drug use and you are really concerned. Suggest a home drug test. Then laugh when he gets busted for smoking pot
Bob Sacamano
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm out of likes. Love you GB.
I would like to share a little story about my son. It just happened actually.
The boys both got their report cards today and they were both very good. Cal made the honor roll again, Dylan would have if they actually gave grades instead of a 1-4 system. So I told them I would take them out for a dinner of their choice as a reward. In a completely unrelated note, we are also having the house painted. By pure coincidence, we had an interior designer coming over tonight to help pick out paint colors. So this reward dinner had nothing to do with just getting them out of the house.
Dinner (Steak N Shake) went swimmingly. The designer was still at the house when we got home (again I didn't plan this at all so I could talk to her in case some bat#### crazy colors were picked out) so I told them they need to be on their best behavior. So Calvin immediately goes into the house, in the main bathroom, that we are having painted, and takes a giant dump and floods the bathroom. I was made aware of this situation, because he didn't want to bother us with it, by sitting at my desk and observing water pouring from the ceiling.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Oh ####. Will be funny years from now, but not now. Wanna trade kids? I have a 17 year old that may not live to see 18. He comes with a car that he isn't allowed to use - so its free for others to use.
Abraham
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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YOU VOMIT UP THAT STEAK AND SHAKE RIGHT NOW!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That would have been preferred to the giant brown anaconda he stopped the toilet up with.
T Bell
Footballguy
Admit it - you felt a little father's pride when you saw what the fruit of your loins laid down there.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh this isn't the first time. He craps like he's 10 foot tall. Didn't see this one. I have a nurse to take care of stuff like this.
T Bell
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
She's an absolute nutbag. The acorn doesn't fall from the tree.
She was adamant that jokingly (for effect) asking a kid "are you on drugs" was 100% "something you should never say to a child OR ANYONE!". Once again, long F-ing story but I restrained myself and told her "I agree...my comment was inappropriate and I regret saying it."
The real crappy part is, obviously, there was no discussion in this meeting about how her kid cannot follow basic classroom/school rules and never takes responsibility for his actions.
Oh, yeah. This part was great (sorry I came home and started drinking):
I said something like this about 3 times "I admit that I probably should not have said that to ####face. In no way did I intend him to take it seriously nor was it an accusation."
This walking ham-hock had the gall to say "I'm having a problem with you saying 'probably'. I just don't take you seeing ownership of your actions."
This is all her kid does. 95% of the time when I have to talk to him about following the rules he has an excuse/debate/reason.
I wanted to tell her "This is like Hitler's mom calling another person anti-semitic."
T Bell
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
My little princess pops out an ear of corn everyday. 5-1/2, 5th percentile, like maybe 40 inches talk and no more than 32 lbs. "Honey I know you have go look how your belly is sticking oh." OooKay! Close the door so tight ok? 30 seconds later "Papa I'm done can you please flush? Thanks wait 'till I'm far away OK?" I don't even know how something that big can come out if such a tiny person.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Great, so now you're ensuring that there's absolute slaughter in all of the area's top restaurants this week. Good thinking!
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
She's a princess?
It's a very loud commode. Very high water pressure/suction. On the plus side, I can throw a whole roll in there and know it's not going to plug. Cleaning out the leftovers in the fridge is kind of fun.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Fortunately (at my school at least) this is a very, very rare thing.
My principal moved the kid out of my class (not sure if it was his suggestion or the parent's, Jay Cutler) Friday.
I've been in public education since 1995. I've been at my school since 1996. I've had over 3200 students in that time. This is literally the first kid that has ever been moved from my class specifically. There have been kids that have been switched out of my class due to a basic schedule change but never had one switched specifically.
I also had this kid's older brother about 3 years ago. Zero problems with the older kid. I wonder who the problem is.
If you run into one butthole during your day: they are the butthole.
If you run into 10 buttholes during the day: you're the butthole.
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
At this point how did you not say "Ma'am, are YOU on drugs?
I would never have been able to resist that.
T Bell
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
You should have insisted you said "did you see those bugs? “.
Sorry GB, people suck.
Sorry GB, people suck.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I'm a pretty forgiving guy when it comes to women/wives/moms when it comes to shape/looks but...
Very...but on the J. Evans Pritchard scale of crazy vs sex-able it does not work out into anyone's favor. She's one of those chicks that was probably a little chubby in HS but almost, slightly, sort of borderline cute.
Then she got married and launched 3 kids out in about 8 years and graduated to full blown fat-b[itch]. And I was totally distracted by her red eyeshadow during this meeting. You heard me.
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Ignoramus
Footballguy
"I got some from my niece, thanks."
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Oh and I came straight home from work and started drinking. I can't think of the last time I was so pissed off/stressed that I had to just get loaded.
The best part? The only real booze, besides wine, I have in the house now is King Cake flavored vodka. It was part of one of the prize baskets my mom won at our fundraiser. It tastes like MoP's ponygirl diaper but if you mix it with diet soda it gets worse.
The best part? The only real booze, besides wine, I have in the house now is King Cake flavored vodka. It was part of one of the prize baskets my mom won at our fundraiser. It tastes like MoP's ponygirl diaper but if you mix it with diet soda it gets worse.
Frostillicus
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bentley
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
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