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I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?

Like minimum wage do ya?

I think its less than minimum wage. $40 per day + Mileage. I'm roughly 30 miles one way. What sucks even more is that it's the 2 weeks around memorial day and the 2nd week is when my wife is going to Florida with he sisters, aunt and grandma. It was supposed to be my week of freedom!

Fake your death.

GB that is a lawyer, suggested wearing my underwear outside my pants and a tinfoil hat? Think that would work?

probably a little over the top. take Mein Kampf as your reading material.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Premium bag o' crap to the first GMTANer to get an e-mail read by Larry.

j boyd at inside stl dot com

Great, I can't stop watching these now.

I hate you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Premium bag o' crap to the first GMTANer to get an e-mail read by Larry.

j boyd at inside stl dot com

Great, I can't stop watching these now.

I hate you.

:LMAO:

They're pretty awesome.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?

Like minimum wage do ya?

I think its less than minimum wage. $40 per day + Mileage. I'm roughly 30 miles one way. What sucks even more is that it's the 2 weeks around memorial day and the 2nd week is when my wife is going to Florida with he sisters, aunt and grandma. It was supposed to be my week of freedom!

Fake your death.

GB that is a lawyer, suggested wearing my underwear outside my pants and a tinfoil hat? Think that would work?

Tell them you don't believe the Federal government has authority over Yinzers.

Wear a homemade "I support Cliven Bundy" pin.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?

Like minimum wage do ya?

I think its less than minimum wage. $40 per day + Mileage. I'm roughly 30 miles one way. What sucks even more is that it's the 2 weeks around memorial day and the 2nd week is when my wife is going to Florida with he sisters, aunt and grandma. It was supposed to be my week of freedom!

Fake your death.

GB that is a lawyer, suggested wearing my underwear outside my pants and a tinfoil hat? Think that would work?

Tell them you don't believe the Federal government has authority over Yinzers.

Wear a homemade "I support Cliven Bundy" pin.

"I think I can be impartial when evaluating that little Irish fellow. The blacks and the jews are much bigger problems for our country right now."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A little hazy I know. I call this one Climby because he outwitted my dog one day by climbing a tree.

This one I call Bill. He doesn't give two ####s. Particularly about two dogs barking their heads off at him.

Bill pretty much rules.

 

[bentley]

Made it to the in-laws farm. We played outside for a couple hours until Angrywife and her mom decided to go shopping in town. The boys and I have since moved inside. We are golden as long as these gummy strawberries, apple juice and Spongebob hold out. I don't think either boy has spoken a word in the last half hour. Down to my last 10 Sierra Nevadas though.

 

[UniAlias]

I deferred jury duty last year to attend CosHole, and then just didn't go on the new date because it was around the same time as DerbyHole. Pretty sure I'm like an outlaw now. Thanks GMTAN.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I deferred jury duty last year to attend CosHole, and then just didn't go on the new date because it was around the same time as DerbyHole. Pretty sure I'm like an outlaw now. Thanks GMTAN.

Outlaw Hobo: The Ballad of Chase

Starting the screenplay now....

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Premium bag o' crap to the first GMTANer to get an e-mail read by Larry.

j boyd at inside stl dot com

Great, I can't stop watching these now.

I hate you.

They're pretty awesome.

Best parts might be him trying to read the ad copy/taglines for the sponsors:

"Broughtayouby....monk knee shudder whiskey....a cheeky union!"

Just watched his "Would you rather be Ron Jeremy or Peter North?" segment. His choice? "the guy who produced Elvis XXX."

Larry, you shine on, shining star.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A little hazy I know. I call this one Climby because he outwitted my dog one day by climbing a tree.

This one I call Bill. He doesn't give two ####s. Particularly about two dogs barking their heads off at him.

Bill pretty much rules.

He freaked out when he saw me and tore across the yard. They are both very wild and don't trust us human types.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Premium bag o' crap to the first GMTANer to get an e-mail read by Larry.

j boyd at inside stl dot com

Great, I can't stop watching these now.

I hate you.

They're pretty awesome.

Best parts might be him trying to read the ad copy/taglines for the sponsors:

"Broughtayouby....monk knee shudder whiskey....a cheeky union!"

Just watched his "Would you rather be Ron Jeremy or Peter North?" segment. His choice? "Elvis XXX."

Larry, you shine on, shining star.

I like how he always starts the first question with "my next question".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A little hazy I know. I call this one Climby because he outwitted my dog one day by climbing a tree.

This one I call Bill. He doesn't give two ####s. Particularly about two dogs barking their heads off at him.

Bill pretty much rules.

He freaked out when he saw me and tore across the yard. They are both very wild and don't trust us human types.

Have you tried talking to them?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I deferred jury duty last year to attend CosHole, and then just didn't go on the new date because it was around the same time as DerbyHole. Pretty sure I'm like an outlaw now. Thanks GMTAN.

Been tossing them in the trash for years. Just like my grandpa taught me. Don't tear it in half though!

 

[UniAlias]

I deferred jury duty last year to attend CosHole, and then just didn't go on the new date because it was around the same time as DerbyHole. Pretty sure I'm like an outlaw now. Thanks GMTAN.

Outlaw Hobo: The Ballad of Chase

Starting the screenplay now....

 

[Stoneys]

I just got the most awesome piece of mail today. I got my jury summons. Not for local county court but for federal district court. Oh happy days.

Is the sarcasm noticeable?

Like minimum wage do ya?

I think its less than minimum wage. $40 per day + Mileage. I'm roughly 30 miles one way. What sucks even more is that it's the 2 weeks around memorial day and the 2nd week is when my wife is going to Florida with he sisters, aunt and grandma. It was supposed to be my week of freedom!

Fake your death.

GB that is a lawyer, suggested wearing my underwear outside my pants and a tinfoil hat? Think that would work?

Tell them you don't believe the Federal government has authority over Yinzers.

Wear a homemade "I support Cliven Bundy" pin.

"I think I can be impartial when evaluating that little Irish fellow. The blacks and the jews are much bigger problems for our country right now."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A little hazy I know. I call this one Climby because he outwitted my dog one day by climbing a tree.

This one I call Bill. He doesn't give two ####s. Particularly about two dogs barking their heads off at him.

Bill pretty much rules.

He freaked out when he saw me and tore across the yard. They are both very wild and don't trust us human types.

Have you tried talking to them?

Who do you think I am? Of course I did. Even tried the tongue ticking trick.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I deferred jury duty last year to attend CosHole, and then just didn't go on the new date because it was around the same time as DerbyHole. Pretty sure I'm like an outlaw now. Thanks GMTAN.

Outlaw Hobo: The Ballad of Chase

Starting the screenplay now....

He beats jeopardy champions at scrabble and chess

As he pirates your wi-fi sans home address.

Sub-Interstate mattresses are where he rails booty

So Johnny Law can't locate him when he ducks jury duty.

:homelessguypirouette:

 

[bentley]

The boys and I had a pound of bacon with shredded cheese on top for dinner. Pretty much father of the year here. Beer supply running low.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The boys and I had a pound of bacon with shredded cheese on top for dinner. Pretty much father of the year here. Beer supply running low.

Can I come live with you?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

The boys and I had a pound of bacon with shredded cheese on top for dinner. Pretty much father of the year here. Beer supply running low.

Can I come live with you?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Good news. I'm drinking tonight and enjoying it very much. Wife and kids are out of town. Coincidence?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I deferred jury duty last year to attend CosHole, and then just didn't go on the new date because it was around the same time as DerbyHole. Pretty sure I'm like an outlaw now. Thanks GMTAN.

Outlaw Hobo: The Ballad of Chase

Starting the screenplay now....

He beats jeopardy champions at scrabble and chess

As he pirates your wi-fi sans home address.

Sub-Interstate mattresses are where he rails booty

So Johnny Law can't locate him when he ducks jury duty.

:homelessguypirouette:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A little hazy I know. I call this one Climby because he outwitted my dog one day by climbing a tree.

This one I call Bill. He doesn't give two ####s. Particularly about two dogs barking their heads off at him.

Bill pretty much rules.

He freaked out when he saw me and tore across the yard. They are both very wild and don't trust us human types.

Have you tried talking to them?

Who do you think I am? Of course I did. Even tried the tongue ticking trick.

Lemme try. Can you hold your phone up to their ears?

 

[Otis]

Hm, Olive Garden pronounces it "brusketta." Have I had this wrong my whole life, or is this just the way the Olive Garden crowd says this?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hm, Olive Garden pronounces it "brusketta." Have I had this wrong my whole life, or is this just the way the Olive Garden crowd says this?

I always thought it was with the "k" sound.

link

 

[Captain Quinoa]

K is correct though very few people say it correctly

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hm, Olive Garden pronounces it "brusketta." Have I had this wrong my whole life, or is this just the way the Olive Garden crowd says this?

Yeah, the Italian pronunciation should be with the k sound. Take it from a filthy guinea.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is some good ### right, Mittens?

Phrasing is important

Some guys are just too smooth (screen shot with NSFW text)

I came here to #### b itches

 

[krista4]

K is correct though very few people say it correctly

The "ch" in Italian is pronounced like a "k" if followed by an "e" or an "i".

 

[YSR]

Hm, Olive Garden pronounces it "brusketta." Have I had this wrong my whole life, or is this just the way the Olive Garden crowd says this?

How'd it go with the doctor today?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

K is correct though very few people say it correctly

The "ch" in Italian is pronounced like a "k" if followed by an "e" or an "i".

Keff Boyardee?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hm, Olive Garden pronounces it "brusketta." Have I had this wrong my whole life, or is this just the way the Olive Garden crowd says this?

And you know this because of a commercial, or have you been dining with woz?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Welp...looks like I'm a Cornhusker fan now.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

K is correct though very few people say it correctly

The "ch" in Italian is pronounced like a "k" if followed by an "e" or an "i".

Keff Boyardee?

She said Italian, not random dude from Ohio

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

K is correct though very few people say it correctly

The "ch" in Italian is pronounced like a "k" if followed by an "e" or an "i".

Keff Boyardee?

She said Italian, not random dude from Ohio

What about a random, Italian dude from Ohio?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Welp...looks like I'm a Cornhusker fan now.

80 takin that ish serious with the cat tat

 

[Otis]

No fun allowed even way back when

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A little hazy I know. I call this one Climby because he outwitted my dog one day by climbing a tree.

This one I call Bill. He doesn't give two ####s. Particularly about two dogs barking their heads off at him.

Bill pretty much rules.

He freaked out when he saw me and tore across the yard. They are both very wild and don't trust us human types.

Have you tried talking to them?

Who do you think I am? Of course I did. Even tried the tongue ticking trick.

Lemme try. Can you hold your phone up to their ears?

Who knows where Climby is right now. He answers to no one. Like Lone Wolf McQuade.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

K is correct though very few people say it correctly

The "ch" in Italian is pronounced like a "k" if followed by an "e" or an "i".

Keff Boyardee?

She said Italian, not random dude from Ohio

What about a random, Italian dude from Ohio?

***he him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

K is correct though very few people say it correctly

I've been saying wrong my whole life? Brusketta. Noted.

We're all probably a little shocked that my grammar and etiquette are a little off.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hm, Olive Garden pronounces it "brusketta." Have I had this wrong my whole life, or is this just the way the Olive Garden crowd says this?

How'd it go with the doctor today?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

No fun allowed even way back when

Whoa

 

[Osaurus]

Anyone here know about federal inheritance taxes? Something coming down the pike I need to prepare for. Not life changing unfortunately, but a pleasant surprise.

 

[Abraham]

And let that be the last time any of you suggest that we can't all learn a little from Olive Garden.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A little hazy I know. I call this one Climby because he outwitted my dog one day by climbing a tree.

This one I call Bill. He doesn't give two ####s. Particularly about two dogs barking their heads off at him.

Bill pretty much rules.

He freaked out when he saw me and tore across the yard. They are both very wild and don't trust us human types.

Have you tried talking to them?

Who do you think I am? Of course I did. Even tried the tongue ticking trick.

Lemme try. Can you hold your phone up to their ears?

Who knows where Climby is right now. He answers to no one. Like Lone Wolf McQuade.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, Office Pete, an older cousin of mine that lives out of State and I barely know was brought up in conversation the other day. From I understand she lives on a some land up in Wisconsin and lives off the land. Giant hippie obviously. My Uncle says to my Dad, I heard Moonbeam got a job? Dad replies, yeah, she's a preacher. So I have to ask what kind of "preaching" she's doing since she isn't exactly the religious type. Dad says, she marries people and stuff every once in awhile.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyone here know about federal inheritance taxes? Something coming down the pike I need to prepare for. Not life changing unfortunately, but a pleasant surprise.

Who did you poison?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh yeah, Office Pete, an older cousin of mine that lives out of State and I barely know was brought up in conversation the other day. From I understand she lives on a some land up in Wisconsin and lives off the land. Giant hippie obviously. My Uncle says to my Dad, I heard Moonbeam got a job? Dad replies, yeah, she's a preacher. So I have to ask what kind of "preaching" she's doing since she isn't exactly the religious type. Dad says, she marries people and stuff every once in awhile.

Not exactly "steady work".

 

[Osaurus]

Anyone here know about federal inheritance taxes? Something coming down the pike I need to prepare for. Not life changing unfortunately, but a pleasant surprise.

Who did you poison?

Wait for the police report