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GM's thread about nothing (12 Viewers)
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
I'm playing the "skip posts that shouldn't be replied to and pretend they don't exist" game. Anyone else want to play?
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
FYI I already got two callbacks for interviews Monday and Tuesday. One of them would be pretty huge if I got it, but I get the vibe they want douchey bottle-tossers.
That'll be a fun interview if that's the case. "Uh yeah, while deebag super-bro #4 is putting on a five minute show while making 3 shots, I'll take care of 54 customers...guess which side of the bar they're coming to for their next round."
That'll be a fun interview if that's the case. "Uh yeah, while deebag super-bro #4 is putting on a five minute show while making 3 shots, I'll take care of 54 customers...guess which side of the bar they're coming to for their next round."
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I love your Raven ### so hard. 
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Oh, and btw I'm absolutely hammered.
It's usually really awesome to have a lot of bartender friends, but not when you're trying to stay sober.
WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
It's usually really awesome to have a lot of bartender friends, but not when you're trying to stay sober.
WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Eminence, GM saying you're fishing is not an attack. You're not going to be around for long if you don't develop thicker skin. Post where you want but don't be a tool about it.
Nothing happened to you because I didn't agree your thread about homework was worth any action. Trying to go to war with someone like GM will end badly for you though. He's an important person around here.
Nothing happened to you because I didn't agree your thread about homework was worth any action. Trying to go to war with someone like GM will end badly for you though. He's an important person around here.
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Josie Maran
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I wouldn't turn it down, if that's what you're asking. Unless that's weird.
Thorn
Footballguy
####in tell me about itOh, and btw I'm absolutely hammered.
It's usually really awesome to have a lot of bartender friends, but not when you're trying to stay sober.
WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Forget it. If you're ashamed of me in public, this won't work.No, man. That was a legit offer. Let's take this to PMs.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Hey buddy.####in tell me about itOh, and btw I'm absolutely hammered.
It's usually really awesome to have a lot of bartender friends, but not when you're trying to stay sober.
WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
When you gonna get me a gig at the Eagles?
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
What the hell is Alexa?
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Do you know I got a PM from someone saying I hit Gusher's pool at coshole because I have cancer?
First of all, what the hell does that mean? That cancer makes you lucky?
Second-ish, That pool wasn't fixed (which is what that ####### was getting at) and I'd trust Gusher with everything I own.
Fifth (my fave fraction), I'm damned near as drunk as I imagine you to be. Don't kill the dream, please.
Six - I forget, but I knew I had something good to say.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Hey buddy.####in tell me about itOh, and btw I'm absolutely hammered.
It's usually really awesome to have a lot of bartender friends, but not when you're trying to stay sober.
WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
When you gonna get me a gig at the Eagles?
just left there. Guy passed out and puked on himself. They called 911. Wife shouting at him, quite a scene. Best part was when he came to and asked where his keys were so he could drive home.Which is a long way of saying you would fit right in.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I'm a pretty generous guy as I suspect most of our Coshole brethren are. I'd have donated to your cause without thinking twice about it. But hiding it in the guise of sports betting is simply unacceptable in any situation. There was no fix, and frankly I can't think of a way that would even be possible considering we had our numbers before kickoff. I could MAYBE see someone "making sure" you got good numbers, but it's not like you had 7 and 3...you needed a safety at the end to win.Do you know I got a PM from someone saying I hit Gusher's pool at coshole because I have cancer? First of all, what the hell does that mean? That cancer makes you lucky?
Second-ish, That pool wasn't fixed (which is what that ####### was getting at) and I'd trust Gusher with everything I own.
Fifth (my fave fraction), I'm damned near as drunk as I imagine you to be. Don't kill the dream, please.
Six - I forget, but I knew I had something good to say.
That game was pretty much Serendipity popping in to say hey.
Abraham
Footballguy
Seriously? It's a web traffic tracking application that was really popular about 10 years ago with nerds. I haven't thought about Alexa in half a decade.
Thorn
Footballguy
what bonehead sent that PMI'm a pretty generous guy as I suspect most of our Coshole brethren are. I'd have donated to your cause without thinking twice about it. But hiding it in the guise of sports betting is simply unacceptable in any situation. There was no fix, and frankly I can't think of a way that would even be possible considering we had our numbers before kickoff. I could MAYBE see someone "making sure" you got good numbers, but it's not like you had 7 and 3...you needed a safety at the end to win.Do you know I got a PM from someone saying I hit Gusher's pool at coshole because I have cancer? First of all, what the hell does that mean? That cancer makes you lucky?
Second-ish, That pool wasn't fixed (which is what that ####### was getting at) and I'd trust Gusher with everything I own.
Fifth (my fave fraction), I'm damned near as drunk as I imagine you to be. Don't kill the dream, please.
Six - I forget, but I knew I had something good to say.
That game was pretty much Serendipity popping in to say hey.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Stephen King + Petri Club = Your EaglesHey buddy.####in tell me about itOh, and btw I'm absolutely hammered.
It's usually really awesome to have a lot of bartender friends, but not when you're trying to stay sober.
WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
I don't recall. I remember telling him that I'd send him my lungs and the winnings if that would make him feel better. :crickets: after thatwhat bonehead sent that PMI'm a pretty generous guy as I suspect most of our Coshole brethren are. I'd have donated to your cause without thinking twice about it. But hiding it in the guise of sports betting is simply unacceptable in any situation. There was no fix, and frankly I can't think of a way that would even be possible considering we had our numbers before kickoff. I could MAYBE see someone "making sure" you got good numbers, but it's not like you had 7 and 3...you needed a safety at the end to win.Do you know I got a PM from someone saying I hit Gusher's pool at coshole because I have cancer? First of all, what the hell does that mean? That cancer makes you lucky?
Second-ish, That pool wasn't fixed (which is what that ####### was getting at) and I'd trust Gusher with everything I own.
Fifth (my fave fraction), I'm damned near as drunk as I imagine you to be. Don't kill the dream, please.
Six - I forget, but I knew I had something good to say.
That game was pretty much Serendipity popping in to say hey.
krista4
Footballguy
I'll take a PM telling me who this was. Then Julio, Carmen and I will go kick some ###.Do you know I got a PM from someone saying I hit Gusher's pool at coshole because I have cancer?
First of all, what the hell does that mean? That cancer makes you lucky?
Second-ish, That pool wasn't fixed (which is what that ####### was getting at) and I'd trust Gusher with everything I own.
Fifth (my fave fraction), I'm damned near as drunk as I imagine you to be. Don't kill the dream, please.
Six - I forget, but I knew I had something good to say.
krista4
Footballguy
I don't recall. I remember telling him that I'd send him my lungs and the winnings if that would make him feel better. :crickets: after thatwhat bonehead sent that PMI'm a pretty generous guy as I suspect most of our Coshole brethren are. I'd have donated to your cause without thinking twice about it. But hiding it in the guise of sports betting is simply unacceptable in any situation. There was no fix, and frankly I can't think of a way that would even be possible considering we had our numbers before kickoff. I could MAYBE see someone "making sure" you got good numbers, but it's not like you had 7 and 3...you needed a safety at the end to win.Do you know I got a PM from someone saying I hit Gusher's pool at coshole because I have cancer? First of all, what the hell does that mean? That cancer makes you lucky?
Second-ish, That pool wasn't fixed (which is what that ####### was getting at) and I'd trust Gusher with everything I own.
Fifth (my fave fraction), I'm damned near as drunk as I imagine you to be. Don't kill the dream, please.
Six - I forget, but I knew I had something good to say.
That game was pretty much Serendipity popping in to say hey.
I really wanted to go kick some ###; it's been forever* since I have.*Meaning, I actually actually never have.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Carmen! How is she? That lady is so sweet.I'll take a PM telling me who this was. Then Julio, Carmen and I will go kick some ###.Do you know I got a PM from someone saying I hit Gusher's pool at coshole because I have cancer?
First of all, what the hell does that mean? That cancer makes you lucky?
Second-ish, That pool wasn't fixed (which is what that ####### was getting at) and I'd trust Gusher with everything I own.
Fifth (my fave fraction), I'm damned near as drunk as I imagine you to be. Don't kill the dream, please.
Six - I forget, but I knew I had something good to say.
I forget who sent that PM. That weekend was such a highlight in a dark time for me that only the bright spots still stick - like you showing up.
I remember you coming through the door and me being in shock. YSR said "go on, you can hug her" like I was 6
Thorn
Footballguy
like, literallyI don't recall. I remember telling him that I'd send him my lungs and the winnings if that would make him feel better. :crickets: after thatwhat bonehead sent that PMI'm a pretty generous guy as I suspect most of our Coshole brethren are. I'd have donated to your cause without thinking twice about it. But hiding it in the guise of sports betting is simply unacceptable in any situation. There was no fix, and frankly I can't think of a way that would even be possible considering we had our numbers before kickoff. I could MAYBE see someone "making sure" you got good numbers, but it's not like you had 7 and 3...you needed a safety at the end to win.Do you know I got a PM from someone saying I hit Gusher's pool at coshole because I have cancer? First of all, what the hell does that mean? That cancer makes you lucky?
Second-ish, That pool wasn't fixed (which is what that ####### was getting at) and I'd trust Gusher with everything I own.
Fifth (my fave fraction), I'm damned near as drunk as I imagine you to be. Don't kill the dream, please.
Six - I forget, but I knew I had something good to say.
That game was pretty much Serendipity popping in to say hey.
*Meaning, I actually actually never have.
Guster
Footballguy
So it appears as though my body doesn't really like beer anymore. I gave it up for lent but even before that when I would have more than a couple, I would get all congested and feel like crap. I've had several different beers since Easter and they've all given me splitting headaches 
Have no fear, while my consumption in general has decreased, I've shifted my focus to bourbon instead
Have no fear, while my consumption in general has decreased, I've shifted my focus to bourbon instead
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Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Many condolences on the suds, my friend. Glad you found a substitute.So it appears as though my body doesn't really like beer anymore. I gave it up for lent but even before that when I would have more than a couple, I would get all congested and feel like crap.
Have no fear, while my consumption in general has decreased, I've shifted my focus to bourbon instead without skipping a beat
mr. furley
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Beer allergy? Man.So it appears as though my body doesn't really like beer anymore. I gave it up for lent but even before that when I would have more than a couple, I would get all congested and feel like crap. I've had several different beers since Easter and they've all given me splitting headaches
Have no fear, while my consumption in general has decreased, I've shifted my focus to bourbon instead
Could you imagine if this was more common? I would think there would be all kinds of "awareness" campaigns and fundraisers "for the cure" and crap. Amber colored rubber bracelets that said "Drinkstrong".
That version of Relay for Life would be fun as hell that's for sure.
Thorn
Footballguy
we should totally do a pub crawl for the awareness of this at beerhole.Beer allergy? Man.So it appears as though my body doesn't really like beer anymore. I gave it up for lent but even before that when I would have more than a couple, I would get all congested and feel like crap. I've had several different beers since Easter and they've all given me splitting headaches
Have no fear, while my consumption in general has decreased, I've shifted my focus to bourbon instead
Could you imagine if this was more common? I would think there would be all kinds of "awareness" campaigns and fundraisers "for the cure" and crap. Amber colored rubber bracelets that said "Drinkstrong".
That version of Relay for Life would be fun as hell that's for sure.
mr. furley
Footballguy
tanner> disc golfed (briefly) with hack today 
my first time (officially)
my first time (officially)
DA RAIDERS
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bentley
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Osaurus
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
You know, ignoring was working.
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