GM's thread about nothing (45 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

Massacre in the chicken coop last night. Probably coons, nothing else is that psychotic. Most just decapitated. We're really bummed. We hadn't lost a hen in 10 months, now half are slaughtered in a single night. Effin coons.

 

[Abraham]

Massacre in the chicken coop last night. Probably coons, nothing else is that psychotic. Most just decapitated. We're really bummed. We hadn't lost a hen in 10 months, now half are slaughtered in a single night. Effin coons.

 

[mr roboto]

Can you insure chickens?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Massacre in the chicken coop last night. Probably coons, nothing else is that psychotic. Most just decapitated. We're really bummed. We hadn't lost a hen in 10 months, now half are slaughtered in a single night. Effin coons.

Old Dan and Little Ann down?

 

[kevzilla]

Massacre in the chicken coop last night. Probably coons, nothing else is that psychotic. Most just decapitated. We're really bummed. We hadn't lost a hen in 10 months, now half are slaughtered in a single night. Effin coons.

That's a skunk. Sadistic bastards drink the blood.

 

[Josie Maran]

Massacre in the chicken coop last night. Probably coons, nothing else is that psychotic. Most just decapitated. We're really bummed. We hadn't lost a hen in 10 months, now half are slaughtered in a single night. Effin coons.

That's a skunk. Sadistic bastards drink the blood.

A Woodland Critter blood orgy? It's not even Christmas.

 

[Henry Ford]

Massacre in the chicken coop last night. Probably coons, nothing else is that psychotic. Most just decapitated. We're really bummed. We hadn't lost a hen in 10 months, now half are slaughtered in a single night. Effin coons.

That's a skunk. Sadistic bastards drink the blood.

Yeah, they stink.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I talked to my little sister yesterday for almost an hour on the phone.. The last time I talked to her was almost two years ago. Hell, I still had the neck brace on. Surprised how much I missed the sound of her voice. She actually sounded sane and well adjusted which is really cool.

I also talked to her bf for almost an hour which is really funny. He seemed like a nice guy. Sonny, do you know anything about this P. McCain dude?

and has it really been 2 years since your accident??? wow, time flies and all that.

July 30th 2012. Seems like yesterday to me.

I talked to my little sister yesterday for almost an hour on the phone.. The last time I talked to her was almost two years ago. Hell, I still had the neck brace on. Surprised how much I missed the sound of her voice. She actually sounded sane and well adjusted which is really cool.

I also talked to her bf for almost an hour which is really funny. He seemed like a nice guy. Sonny, do you know anything about this P. McCain dude?

Thats great news, Bob.

Thanks GB. She has a cell phone now(Thanks Obama!) so I can actually call her now.

Massacre in the chicken coop last night. Probably coons, nothing else is that psychotic. Most just decapitated. We're really bummed. We hadn't lost a hen in 10 months, now half are slaughtered in a single night. Effin coons.

That sucks. :(

 

[DA RAIDERS]

ANNOUNCE.

Who wants a box of crap??????

Closest guess to the combined final score in tonight's spurs/thunder game wins.

1 cherished teddy bear figurine will be in the box!!! Maybe yours will be the valuable one??

My daughter is helping me put it together. So far 1 my little pony is in it.

The rest will remain a mystery.

Good luck?

 

[krista4]

ANNOUNCE.

Who wants a box of crap??????

Closest guess to the combined final score in tonight's spurs/thunder game wins.

1 cherished teddy bear figurine will be in the box!!! Maybe yours will be the valuable one??

My daughter is helping me put it together. So far 1 my little pony is in it.

The rest will remain a mystery.

Good luck?

I want a box o' crap!

Price is Right rules, or regular rules?

 

[mr roboto]

Spurs/Thunder 212

 

[Annyong]

Spurs/Thunder 211

 

[Josie Maran]

507!!!!

 

[UniAlias]

508. Suck it HJS!

 

[Annyong]

You guys are stupid, that's way too high.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

219.5

 

[-fish-]

209

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

203.

 

[FDAS]

potato

 

[Josie Maran]

508. Suck it HJS!

You're a horrible brother.

 

[Josie Maran]

My actual guess, though, is 1.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Spurs v Thundars = 199

 

[YSR]

208

 

[Abraham]

187

 

[Gadzooks]

169

 

[YSR]

That's the month and day of my birth. #winner

 

[Gadzooks]

ANNOUNCE.

Who wants a box of crap??????

Closest guess to the combined final score in tonight's spurs/thunder game wins.

1 cherished teddy bear figurine will be in the box!!! Maybe yours will be the valuable one??

My daughter is helping me put it together. So far 1 my little pony is in it.

The rest will remain a mystery.

Good luck?

Box of crap seems similar to Homer's date kit.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

188 - spurs win

 

[Josie Maran]

That's the month and day of my birth. #winner

You were born on the 69th of January?

 

[Josie Maran]

ANNOUNCE.

Who wants a box of crap??????

Closest guess to the combined final score in tonight's spurs/thunder game wins.

1 cherished teddy bear figurine will be in the box!!! Maybe yours will be the valuable one??

My daughter is helping me put it together. So far 1 my little pony is in it.

The rest will remain a mystery.

Good luck?

Box of crap seems similar to Homer's date kit.

That's why I'm going with shtick guesses...I already have all the stuff.

 

[krista4]

Could I get a list of all existing numbers that have not yet been taken?

 

[Abraham]

Could I get a list of all existing numbers that have not yet been taken?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10....

 

[krista4]

Could I get a list of all existing numbers that have not yet been taken?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10....

A billion six has been taken already?

 

[kevzilla]

Could I get a list of all existing numbers that have not yet been taken?

They're not houses, toots. You can't just buy all of them.

 

[Josie Maran]

Could I get a list of all existing numbers that have not yet been taken?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10....

Ahem. 1 is taken, jerkface.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

NBA is more fixed than WWE. The final score is probably available someplace.

227

 

[charvik]

ANNOUNCE.

Who wants a box of crap??????

Closest guess to the combined final score in tonight's spurs/thunder game wins.

1 cherished teddy bear figurine will be in the box!!! Maybe yours will be the valuable one??

My daughter is helping me put it together. So far 1 my little pony is in it.

The rest will remain a mystery.

Good luck?

Which MLP?

 

[General Malaise]

ANNOUNCE.

Who wants a box of crap??????

Closest guess to the combined final score in tonight's spurs/thunder game wins.

1 cherished teddy bear figurine will be in the box!!! Maybe yours will be the valuable one??

My daughter is helping me put it together. So far 1 my little pony is in it.

The rest will remain a mystery.

Good luck?

Which MLP?

Marvin

 

[General Malaise]

Spurs 111

Thunder 103

TOTAL: 214

 

[Abraham]

Spurs 111

Thunder 103

TOTAL: 214

Thanks for showing your work.

 

[Gadzooks]

Dear Shuke,

When you get this post tonight during your hippling, please jump over to Phrozen's thread about shatting his pants.

 

[mr roboto]

Dear Shuke,

When you get this post tonight during your hippling, please jump over to Phrozen's thread about shatting his pants.

 

[Gadzooks]

In case you're lazy:

pics or it didn't happen.

if that is thing your thing I can post a pick of the shorts.

DO IT!

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/640x480q90/834/oesf.jpg

 

[heckmanm]

Spurs/Thunder: 174

 

[cosjobs]

My IQ + n of lbs lost last 3 years - number of dead hens under my supervision = 222 total points

 

[St. Louis Bob]

lolotis

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

lolotis

Remember when Otis was fun?

 

[krista4]

My IQ + n of lbs lost last 3 years - number of dead hens under my supervision = 222 total points

Sorry about your chickens, GB. :(

I'll take 206 for my total, plz.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

ANNOUNCE.

Who wants a box of crap??????

Closest guess to the combined final score in tonight's spurs/thunder game wins.

1 cherished teddy bear figurine will be in the box!!! Maybe yours will be the valuable one??

My daughter is helping me put it together. So far 1 my little pony is in it.

The rest will remain a mystery.

Good luck?

I want a box o' crap!

Price is Right rules, or regular rules?

Regular

 

[DA RAIDERS]

ANNOUNCE.

Who wants a box of crap??????

Closest guess to the combined final score in tonight's spurs/thunder game wins.

1 cherished teddy bear figurine will be in the box!!! Maybe yours will be the valuable one??

My daughter is helping me put it together. So far 1 my little pony is in it.

The rest will remain a mystery.

Good luck?

Which MLP?

Pink with rainbow hair