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Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
your mommy tells you what you have to attend?
I didn't even mention beerhole to my mom. 
Guster
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Lol at ****-to-floor.
How many dudes we cramming into the Mini Cooper?
I have to pick my battles now that I have kids. Going off for a weekend to get properly wasted w/ a bunch of people from the internet would probably not go over well.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Eh, Asian parents - whadaya expect?
He's got extra-curricular Algebra IX Summer Session. Leave the kid alone.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I, for one, am shocked.
Guster
Footballguy
I'll get a rental for this trip.
Having kids sounds like a real drag sometimes.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
#### you guys then.
Guster
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Apologies,
I'm still in the phase where I have to worry about them maiming themselves/eachotherMy kid is awesome
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Jut got done eating a pizza at a place Bentley recommended. I usually put a lot if crushed red pepper flakes on my pizza. So I went to add some, and they were barely coming out of the shaker. So I kept going and going, probably a good 40 seconds. My mouth was on fire after the first piece. I looked at the bottle and there is a very fine pepper powder mixed in with the flakes.
I pretty much didn't even taste the pizza.
I pretty much didn't even taste the pizza.
So drunk
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I can't wait to see where this is going.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
I feel human again. 
Sweet vid Guster what's that shirt size? Xxx?
Sweet vid Guster what's that shirt size? Xxx?
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
How bout our kings!!
Over/under on kings games DaRaiders watched this year?
1?
1?
Guster
Footballguy
Just an XL, but it gives me some room to grow.I feel human again.
Sweet vid Guster what's that shirt size? Xxx?
In my married days, my ex's friends bought me a lewd t shirt once.
Two issues with that: 1) I prefer clever humor not crass 2) after some deliberation, they decided I was probably an XXXL... I'm the same size today that I was then. I must just look like a fat ####
strykerpks
Footballguy
I see all the mom jokes have been taken so I'm going to like your post, just so I can unlike it
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Go Blue?
CurlyNight
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
take the under.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
strykerpks
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Remind me never to piss off Stryker.
CurlyNight
Footballguy
I just came across Jimmy Swaggart's SBN channel. Out of curiosity, I watched a service. Holy chit, folks looked like they are in a trance, all crying and mumbling what they call in tongues. Wow. The whole message is repeated over and over and it's done so in a way that the person is made to feel worthless and sad at first then they are brought up on a high note. Prayers are done with the "elders" putting their hand on people's foreheads and saying I don't know what. Looks like an exorcism is being performed with some of them...Then Swaggy has no problem asking for blessings and offerings to God (well, really for his pocket as he is a rich mf). Even if you are poor, they ask for more more more. I'm just stunned how they rip folks off.
Apparently last month they raised 3.4 mil in the name of paying for the sbn network to reach the world. Now tomorrow you can tune in to biblethon where yes, they need your help, again, to get out all of JS's bibles that have been translated in different languages shipped out.
How is this different than a cult, other than he happens to know a thing or two about the bible. He thinks he is the only one who knows the truth and has collections of books for you to buy. Toss your bibles aside folks, somehow before he came on board, no one was saved and everything your grandparents and on back were taught is wrong and they were not saved!!
It's addicting to watch because he manages to turn it into we need your money, even if your poor, we need your money with his bogus tears and crap.
Also, I could never take someone yelling and angry seriously. Dude needs some help as does his son and grandson.
Apparently last month they raised 3.4 mil in the name of paying for the sbn network to reach the world. Now tomorrow you can tune in to biblethon where yes, they need your help, again, to get out all of JS's bibles that have been translated in different languages shipped out.
How is this different than a cult, other than he happens to know a thing or two about the bible. He thinks he is the only one who knows the truth and has collections of books for you to buy. Toss your bibles aside folks, somehow before he came on board, no one was saved and everything your grandparents and on back were taught is wrong and they were not saved!!
It's addicting to watch because he manages to turn it into we need your money, even if your poor, we need your money with his bogus tears and crap.
Also, I could never take someone yelling and angry seriously. Dude needs some help as does his son and grandson.
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strykerpks
Footballguy
I don't have an enemies list like some botchagaloops. There's a reason for that.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Our country's soccer team blows.
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