GM's thread about nothing (74 Viewers)

[Henry Ford]

Can someone clue me in as to why this would be called "crockpot chicken"?

Also, don't do that in the shower. It'll end up costing you thousands.

really?

Yes, really. You'll end up with a giant, concrete-like hardened clog in your pipes. Not a euphemism.

Think how crunchy the sock gets.

Go on. /wetdream

Well, first there's a big ball of hair inside your plumbing...

 

[General Malaise]

Saw this group last night. The lead singer had this really short plaid skirt on. I felt like I was back in HS again. So ####### hot. During a break, she came over to the table to talk. Actually true.

If only there was a way to make some sort of sexual innuendo about the girl using the name of the band.

Cute, tall, blond, great set of pipes and really owned the stage. Wow. Back in school, the girls had to have their skirts down to the knees. Of course many of them tried to cheat that. I'm still very thankful for their slutiness. Her skirt was about halfway between her waist and knees. omg

So like...mid-thigh?

Yeah, better way to put it. So wow. Wish I would have been wearing my cat shirt but had a Tommy Bahama deal on for Hawaiian themed party. Rules are rules.

ETA It also turns out that the bass player is my third cousin. No idea wtf he is but he knew me. Mrs. SLB just shook her head and said "I swear to god that you know everybody in the world". lol

And everybody in the world will die. At least now we know why.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The member Notorious T.R.E. can not receive any new messages

Deleted a few flysack rants. Proceed, sir.

 

[General Malaise]

I have to go to class tonight. At church. Because we are getting our daughters baptized.

It's a class with a bunch of other couples who are having their kids baptized, and one couple who leads the class who REALLY digs jezuz.

Really looking forward to this.

We got lucky and got most of our kids were baptized the same time as my wife's religious cousins kids, so we were like a rider or something

Man, being a non-believer is awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Were there really 10 seasons of Desperate Housewives? Jesus.

Grey's Anatomy is going for number 11 this fall.

So, I think I told you all about my buddy who is in a rock band with Andy Summers, formerly of a little band known as The Police. In fact, I know I did and most of you teased me. Anyhow, my buddy has sought out financial advice from me (he was looking for hedge funds, but isn't quite there yet) but in our conversations, he let me know how much his wife makes if they re-sign her for Grey's Anatomy. I figured it would be quite a bit, but damn....$37K per episode. That's like Ted Danson money.

I'm going to send my used tissues to you to forward to her.

 

[bentley]

Going to Amarillo tomorrow with pr chick. I have some morning tv and a press conference on Wednesday. Just had her pick out my outfit for Wednesday via email. That's totally normal right?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Going to Amarillo tomorrow with pr chick. I have some morning tv and a press conference on Wednesday. Just had her pick out my outfit for Wednesday via email. That's totally normal right?

Sure.

You're banging her, right?

 

[YSR]

Going to Amarillo tomorrow with pr chick. I have some morning tv and a press conference on Wednesday. Just had her pick out my outfit for Wednesday via email. That's totally normal right?

So danger. Wow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Going to Amarillo tomorrow with pr chick. I have some morning tv and a press conference on Wednesday. Just had her pick out my outfit for Wednesday via email. That's totally normal right?

Sure.

You're banging her, right?

Going to Amarillo tomorrow with pr chick. I have some morning tv and a press conference on Wednesday. Just had her pick out my outfit for Wednesday via email. That's totally normal right?

So danger. Wow.

What these guys said.

 

[kevzilla]

Going to Amarillo tomorrow with pr chick. I have some morning tv and a press conference on Wednesday. Just had her pick out my outfit for Wednesday via email. That's totally normal right?

Totally normal. She doesn't want your outfit to clash with hers.

When they're laying in a pile in your hotel room.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Can someone clue me in as to why this would be called "crockpot chicken"?

Also, don't do that in the shower. It'll end up costing you thousands.

really?

Yes, really. You'll end up with a giant, concrete-like hardened clog in your pipes. Not a euphemism.Think how crunchy the sock gets.

Just mix in some Draino every few months

 

[mr roboto]

I hope Angrywife knows nothing of this thread.

 

[charvik]

I "sat" in a Mini at the auto show once. Not pretty. Although it fared better than the Audi TT.

I had to move the seat on my TT back 8-12 inches I think.

 

[belljr]

My buddy owns a mini. He is mocked endlessly

 

[mr roboto]

I own a Miata. But it's the bad ### turbo-charged version. So it's manly, right?

 

[Osaurus]

I own a Miata. But it's the bad ### turbo-charged version. So it's manly, right?

http://youtu.be/kp1kuo6xkbE

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I own a Miata. But it's the bad ### turbo-charged version. So it's manly, right?

Oof

 

[fantasycurse42]

Sitting on hold waiting for Verizon customer service for 30 minutes... Their supposed to come install internet bc I hate Time Warner Cable, but they seem to suck even more

 

[ScottNorwood]

Anyone know any good sites with naked ladies?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Anyone know any good sites with naked ladies?

www.nationalgeographic.com

 

[1234]

I own a Miata. But it's the bad ### turbo-charged version. So it's manly, right?

If you're a flannel-wearing lesbian, yes.

 

[mr roboto]

I own a Miata. But it's the bad ### turbo-charged version. So it's manly, right?

Oof

considering your avatar

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Fight the power!!!!

 

[BobbyLayne]

HAKWATR

 

[ScottNorwood]

Fight the power!!!!

This "fingertip test" - I can only assume it involves running a finger up the skirt to see if you can get to the vag.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Were there really 10 seasons of Desperate Housewives? Jesus.

Grey's Anatomy is going for number 11 this fall.

So, I think I told you all about my buddy who is in a rock band with Andy Summers, formerly of a little band known as The Police. In fact, I know I did and most of you teased me. Anyhow, my buddy has sought out financial advice from me (he was looking for hedge funds, but isn't quite there yet) but in our conversations, he let me know how much his wife makes if they re-sign her for Grey's Anatomy. I figured it would be quite a bit, but damn....$37K per episode. That's like Ted Danson money.

Is a tv season still 22ish episodes? Not bad.

FWIW, Broadway actors make $1,800 - $6,000 per week.

 

[Ignoramus]

I own a Miata. But it's the bad ### turbo-charged version. So it's manly, right?

What is that, like 152hp?

 

[ScottNorwood]

I own a Miata. But it's the bad ### turbo-charged version. So it's manly, right?

What is that, like 152hp?

Hit Points?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Fight the power!!!!

This "fingertip test" - I can only assume it involves running a finger up the skirt to see if you can get to the vag.

That's how I would do it.

 

[Guster]

I got my Mini as I was in the middle of getting divorced when I totaled my Audi A4 and needed to find a car in less than a week. I wanted something fun to drive that would last me until I was firmly on my feet again.

 

[mr roboto]

I own a Miata. But it's the bad ### turbo-charged version. So it's manly, right?

What is that, like 152hp?

185

 

[belljr]

I got my Mini as I was in the middle of getting divorced when I totaled my Audi A4 and needed to find a car in less than a week. I wanted something fun to drive that would last me until I was firmly on my feet again.

My buddy has the same "excuses" to justify his purchase eta: for the record i drive an 11 year old Honda

 

[mr. furley]

not only is Hee Haw on right now but so is Battle of the Network Stars

Howard Cosell is practically fellating Scott Baio

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I'm going to go ahead and give you guys permission to skeet on the floor.

Pretty sure just about everyone who has stayed in that room prior has already done this.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

not only is Hee Haw on right not but so is Battle of the Network Stars

Howard Cosell is practically fellating Scott Baio

"Wah-wah-wah!"

There's a visual i'm never scrubbing out of my cerebral cortex.

 

[Annyong]

I have a Ford Focus and my kids ride in an F-150, which will eventually be traded in for an SUV.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Fight the power!!!!

Girls aren't sexual objects. Good one.

 

[Annyong]

Fight the power!!!!

Girls aren't sexual objects. Good one.

THEY ARE THE SEXIEST OBJECTS!

 

[Freelove]

I own a Miata. But it's the bad ### turbo-charged version. So it's manly, right?

What is that, like 152hp?

Hit Points?

That would be like a Frost Giant or something!

I mean...NERD!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

not only is Hee Haw on right now but so is Battle of the Network Stars

Howard Cosell is practically fellating Scott Baio

When did 1983 start happening again?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Pro Tip: If you insist on making crockpot chicken in the shower, avoid at all costs compression briefs followed by a trip to the driving range and copious beers after that. For some, the crockpot stock may not be completely used up and anything that might leak out post-shower could adhere itself like super glue to some of the hairs around the genital region. Urgent urination caused by copious beers might lead the big head to the urinal to unleash the hounds in a hurry before realizing that the little head is stuck sideways in a patch of hairs. In that scenario, pee will find itself everywhere except the base of the urinal.

wtf is wrong with you?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Tanner

I'm currently sitting st the Mexican joint at Disney land

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.

 

[belljr]

I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.

Under armor make the best and they are money for any super hot days you will be outside or any night out at a club bar where you may sweat your balls offthey are very not recommended for the scrip clubs

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB got a call from her old work today. Turns out one of her checks from January was live so it wasn't direct deposited. So that was like finding $700

Then we get a letter in the mail today and our insurance company has decided to not cover one of Cal's meds. Dickjerks. We were considering taking him off it this summer to see how he does but now we're pretty much forced to.

 

[bentley]

I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.

Under armor make the best and they are money for any super hot days you will be outside or any night out at a club bar where you may sweat your balls offthey are very not recommended for the scrip clubs

Adidas wearer here. Didn't really want to fork over the scrilla for a whole set of Under Armor ones.

They're super comfy and it feels like my bag is getting a gentle hug all day long.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.

Under armor make the best and they are money for any super hot days you will be outside or any night out at a club bar where you may sweat your balls offthey are very not recommended for the scrip clubs

Adidas wearer here. Didn't really want to fork over the scrilla for a whole set of Under Armor ones.

They're super comfy and it feels like my bag is getting a gentle hug all day long.

It is, from PR chick

 

[belljr]

I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.

Under armor make the best and they are money for any super hot days you will be outside or any night out at a club bar where you may sweat your balls offthey are very not recommended for the scrip clubs

Adidas wearer here. Didn't really want to fork over the scrilla for a whole set of Under Armor ones.They're super comfy and it feels like my bag is getting a gentle hug all day long.

i have a few brands but find UA the best. I go to the outlet store near here and they are a bit cheaper

 

[krista4]

I've noticed a few new people posting here in the GMTAN over the last 24 hours.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't know what compression briefs are, but I can guarantee I will never be involved with their usage.

Under armor make the best and they are money for any super hot days you will be outside or any night out at a club bar where you may sweat your balls offthey are very not recommended for the scrip clubs

Adidas wearer here. Didn't really want to fork over the scrilla for a whole set of Under Armor ones.

They're super comfy and it feels like my bag is getting a gentle hug all day long.

It is, from PR chick

I may have to reconsider.