GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Jesus, where is everybody?

 

[KGB]

Found a torrent names KINDLE. Gave it a shot. free books for life here I come.

1st up adam carolla

 

[Gadzooks]

Just got back from my hair cut. Getting a shampoo from a young big-bosomed girl is better than finding a freeze pop in your freezer when you thought you ran out. Lathering my hair with shampoo and spreading it around evenly to every part of my cranium while massaging my scalp and moaning ever so softly (alright, there was no moaning) Then she rinses out the shampoo as a feeling of emptiness comes over me as I realize my erotic journey is over.... but wait.... it's not over.... she whispers to me "would you like me to use some conditioner?" Speechless, I could only give an affirmative nod of my less than attractive head. And then the lathering, spreading and massaging started again. Her fingers danced thru my hair while her thumbs dug into the back of my head. She was agressive with her thumbs, and I thought to myself, "ooh, that's ok, Daddy likes it rough". I closed my eyes and thought of how badly I wanted to Stu this young vixen with angelic hands. Then my eyes opened as I felt the water washing the conditioner out of my hair. I cried out "I don't think the conditioner took... maybe we should do it again?" She just giggled and led me to her station where she would cut my hair. I was so worked up from the shampoo, I didn't care how the actual hair cut would come out. She could've given me a 1990-style St.Louis Bob FlatTop and I wouldn't have minded. I then paid her for her services and then I gave her my name and number and we set up a date which will take place in 4 weeks from today. She gave me her card which referenced our future date, and I chuckled when I saw that she called our date a "hair cut appointment". Her youthful flirtations only make me want her more!!!!

Getting my haircut tomorrow. I'm aroused just thinking about it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Found a torrent names KINDLE. Gave it a shot. free books for life here I come.1st up adam carolla

 

[Good Posting Judge]

the final score was 103-86

146

 

[shuke]

Found a torrent names KINDLE.

Studs?

 

[General Malaise]

the final score was 103-86

146

You guys either need to explain this shtick or take it somewhere else. It's giving me a head ache.

 

[Frostillicus]

the final score was 103-86

146

You guys either need to explain this shtick or take it somewhere else. It's giving me a head ache.

It's just the one guy, guy, and I don't get it either.You know what else I don't get? I LOVE chips and dip, like ripple chips with old home french onion or bermuda onion. Yes please. But I hate mayo, miracle whip, cream cheese, and sour cream because of their consistency. Makes no sense.

 

[shuke]

I'm 37. When do these ####ing zits stop?

 

[BobbyLayne]

I don't know if its some kind of weird mid-life crisis, or just nostalgia magnified by mid-winter general malaise, but for the last three nights I've spent hours looking at online metro Detroit real estate ads.

Gorgeous 6 bedroom 1925 tudor - for one-third of the cost of my 1923 prewar co-op.

I think I am losing my mind...I should be focused on finding our summer rental or buying a second home (country house in CT or the east end)...and I'm wondering it I can sell Mrs. BL (lifelong Manhattanite) on spending summers in Michigan. That's like trying to make a three-pointer from behind the half-court line; might happen, but not likely.

 

[BobbyLayne]

I'm 37. When do these ####ing zits stop?

Apparently sometime after 48...

 

[KGB]

Found a torrent names KINDLE. Gave it a shot. free books for life here I come.1st up adam carolla

Figured out that you can not only steal movies over the webs, but books too. CHA CHING

 

[-fish-]

Anyone else smoke a pipe? I got one as a gift last fall and I've been enjoying an infrequent session of drinking a bourbon and smoking -- I don't even know what you call it when it's tobacco. It isn't smoking a bowl. Whatever, it's pretty nice and I like it at least as much as a cigar.

 

[KGB]

Anyone else smoke a pipe? I got one as a gift last fall and I've been enjoying an infrequent session of drinking a bourbon and smoking -- I don't even know what you call it when it's tobacco. It isn't smoking a bowl. Whatever, it's pretty nice and I like it at least as much as a cigar.

Solid. Is it like a sherlock holmes pipe or popeye style?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Anyone else smoke a pipe? I got one as a gift last fall and I've been enjoying an infrequent session of drinking a bourbon and smoking -- I don't even know what you call it when it's tobacco. It isn't smoking a bowl. Whatever, it's pretty nice and I like it at least as much as a cigar.

What brand/flavor tobacco?Also, do you wear a smoking jacket?

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Just watched Tora Tora Tora on Netflix even though the Japanese parts weren't subtitled for some reason. Tomorrow I'm speaking in stoic deadpan with a Japanese accent all day.

 

[-fish-]

Anyone else smoke a pipe? I got one as a gift last fall and I've been enjoying an infrequent session of drinking a bourbon and smoking -- I don't even know what you call it when it's tobacco. It isn't smoking a bowl. Whatever, it's pretty nice and I like it at least as much as a cigar.

What brand/flavor tobacco?Also, do you wear a smoking jacket?

Borkum Riff Bourbon Whiskey. That's one of the reasons I'm asking. I have no idea what kind of tobacco to get. I figured I like bourbon, so I bought this. No smoking jacket. I'm not that committed yet.

 

[General Malaise]

Anyone else smoke a pipe? I got one as a gift last fall and I've been enjoying an infrequent session of drinking a bourbon and smoking -- I don't even know what you call it when it's tobacco. It isn't smoking a bowl. Whatever, it's pretty nice and I like it at least as much as a cigar.

Never regularly, but over the summer in Detroit my wife's weird sober uncle offered me a chance to smoke his spare pipe and I took it with the pure intent of shticking it up. We played Bocce most of the evening and I puffed on the pipe while reciting lines of Shakespeare, barking out odd mathematical terms and totally dominating the dojo with the Bocce balls.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh, and I thought smoking a pipe was...okay. Smell's a lot better than it tastes. And it's work. I'm a reformed cigarette smoker who likes and needs instant gratification. I'm not sure if I have the time for cigars or pipes. I grow impatient.

 

[desert rose]

This will forever ruin in store samples for me.

http://www.newswest9.com/Global/story.asp?S=13992585

 

[Mr. Pickles]

barking out odd mathematical terms

Such as?

 

[General Malaise]

barking out odd mathematical terms

Such as?

{in my very best college professor voice, which is part nerd, part Eddie Murphy doing a white guy} "Pythagarim's theory stipulates that an isocolese triangle requires a fractional denonmonator larger than pi to manipulate the correct angles associated with David's lawn-mower blades" {points to riding lawnmower with a tip of the pipe and a plume of smoke}

 

[General Malaise]

This will forever ruin in store samples for me.

http://www.newswest9.com/Global/story.asp?S=13992585

Oh, christ! You eat those? Never eat those. Also, never EVER eat a mint from a bowl of non-wrapped mints that they sometimes have in country clubs and often Chinese restaurants by the cash register. Never.

 

[bostonfred]

Anyone else smoke a pipe? I got one as a gift last fall and I've been enjoying an infrequent session of drinking a bourbon and smoking -- I don't even know what you call it when it's tobacco. It isn't smoking a bowl. Whatever, it's pretty nice and I like it at least as much as a cigar.

Never regularly, but over the summer in Detroit my wife's weird sober uncle offered me a chance to smoke his spare pipe and I took it with the pure intent of shticking it up. We played Bocce most of the evening and I puffed on the pipe while reciting lines of Shakespeare, barking out odd mathematical terms and totally dominating the dojo with the Bocce balls.

Awesome.

 

[bostonfred]

I can't believe it's not yogurt

 

[-fish-]

I can't believe it's not yogurt

 

[Mr. Pickles]

barking out odd mathematical terms

Such as?

{in my very best college professor voice, which is part nerd, part Eddie Murphy doing a white guy} "Pythagarim's theory stipulates that an isocolese triangle requires a fractional denonmonator larger than pi to manipulate the correct angles associated with David's lawn-mower blades" {points to riding lawnmower with a tip of the pipe and a plume of smoke}

Oh my.

 

[kevzilla]

This will forever ruin in store samples for me.

http://www.newswest9.com/Global/story.asp?S=13992585

She first knew it was a problem when some got in her eye.

 

[Finless]

how do i get facebook recognition from you guys?

In person meeting required.Exception given to Finless, only because I was tired of all the emails/messages/phone calls begging me to accept his friend request.

:IBTL:

 

[heckmanm]

This will forever ruin in store samples for me.

http://www.newswest9.com/Global/story.asp?S=13992585

How would you ever confuse those things? That had to be some seriously f'd up semen, or possibly Dannon Light'n'Fit :X

 

[Early_10]

Happy Birthday YSR

You'll get a new customer Bob, keep the faith. Door close, window open.

 

[Bring The Stink]

I'm 37. When do these ####ing zits stop?

Stress and/or a bad diet???

 

[Thorn]

I'm 37. When do these ####ing zits stop?

Might be related to an adult diet of Lil Debbie.

 

[shuke]

I'm 37. When do these ####ing zits stop?

Might be related to an adult diet of Lil Debbie.

Haven't had one in months. May have to head to the store.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This will forever ruin in store samples for me.

http://www.newswest9.com/Global/story.asp?S=13992585

The woman told police she believed it was actually an unknown bodily fluid.

"I ate, um something,I thought was going to be yogurt. But I'm, um, not sure what it was. (Please don't think I'm a whore)"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Happy Birthday YSR

You'll get a new customer Bob, keep the faith. Door close, window open.

Thanks for the kind thought Early. The problem is this customer buy about 1.2 million a year. Accounts like this are really hard to replace for aany company much less a small business. I guess we'll see. Not much I can do about it.

I'm 37. When do these ####ing zits stop?

Stress and/or a bad diet???

This.I've had more zits the last 5 years than I ever did as a kid. Mrs. SLB even bought me that cleanser stuff and everything. Nothing really helps. I feel your pain Shuke.

 

[Thorn]

I'm 37. When do these ####ing zits stop?

Might be related to an adult diet of Lil Debbie.

Haven't had one in months. May have to head to the store.

Film at 11

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I love how Cal hijacks Mrs. SLB's FB account.

Mrs. SLB likes Curious George and CityVille.

 

[Frostillicus]

This is really weird, but I had a dream about this thread last night. Specifically I dreamed that Mex put up this post about a conversation he had with GM that night:

GM: Do you think in a Voldemort-y world people would still carry guns?Mex: Mex, down?GM: I know, I just asked the question because I wanted to elaborate on the answer.Mex: Go ahead.GM: Suck it.

That's exactly it, right down to the emoticons. I have no idea what this could possibly mean.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This is really weird, but I had a dream about this thread last night. Specifically I dreamed that Mex put up this post about a conversation he had with GM that night:

Me too. I woke up and for a moment I thought GM was in our room.Of course I took 2 Vicodin before I went to bed. What's your excuse?

 

[bostonfred]

Sure, they'd carry guns. It's not like the deer are magic.

 

[madhatter]

This is really weird, but I had a dream about this thread last night. Specifically I dreamed that Mex put up this post about a conversation he had with GM that night:

GM: Do you think in a Voldemort-y world people would still carry guns?Mex: Mex, down?GM: I know, I just asked the question because I wanted to elaborate on the answer.Mex: Go ahead.GM: Suck it.

That's exactly it, right down to the emoticons. I have no idea what this could possibly mean.

Pretty sure it means in your lilly white minnesotian head, you think all mexicans are gangbangers who carry guns, you racist #####.

 

[Tiny Dancer]

Sure, they'd carry guns. It's not like the deer are magic.

Pretty sure it's a trick question because there are no "people." Just muggles.

 

[Frostillicus]

This is really weird, but I had a dream about this thread last night. Specifically I dreamed that Mex put up this post about a conversation he had with GM that night:

Me too. I woke up and for a moment I thought GM was in our room.Of course I took 2 Vicodin before I went to bed. What's your excuse?

Copious amounts of vodka.

 

[Frostillicus]

Pretty sure it means in your lilly white minnesotian head, you think all mexicans are gangbangers who carry guns, you racist #####.

That isn't true?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I love how Cal hijacks Mrs. SLB's FB account.

Mrs. SLB likes Curious George and CityVille.

At Frosty's dream as well.

 

[Early_10]

I'm 37. When do these ####ing zits stop?

Might be related to an adult diet of Lil Debbie.

Haven't had one in months. May have to head to the store.

Proactive really is as good as advertized. I hate that they set you up as a "subscription" and almost argue with you when you try to cancel but the product is awesome.

 

[Early_10]

This is really weird, but I had a dream about this thread last night. Specifically I dreamed that Mex put up this post about a conversation he had with GM that night:

GM: Do you think in a Voldemort-y world people would still carry guns?Mex: Mex, down?GM: I know, I just asked the question because I wanted to elaborate on the answer.Mex: Go ahead.GM: Suck it.

That's exactly it, right down to the emoticons. I have no idea what this could possibly mean.

I, too, have dreamed in emoticons.

 

[Mr.Pack]

the final score was 103-86

146

You guys either need to explain this shtick or take it somewhere else. It's giving me a head ache.

It's just the one guy, guy, and I don't get it either.You know what else I don't get? I LOVE chips and dip, like ripple chips with old home french onion or bermuda onion. Yes please. But I hate mayo, miracle whip, cream cheese, and sour cream because of their consistency. Makes no sense.

And he's making a clown out of himself. It's pretty easy to find the final score was indeed 103-86 which is 189pts, not 146, unless he's using new math.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

the final score was 103-86

146

You guys either need to explain this shtick or take it somewhere else. It's giving me a head ache.

It's just the one guy, guy, and I don't get it either.You know what else I don't get? I LOVE chips and dip, like ripple chips with old home french onion or bermuda onion. Yes please. But I hate mayo, miracle whip, cream cheese, and sour cream because of their consistency. Makes no sense.

And he's making a clown out of himself. It's pretty easy to find the final score was indeed 103-86 which is 189pts, not 146, unless he's using new math.

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