GM's thread about nothing (8 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"leaving a cell phone/tablet/computer plugged in all the time kills the battery. when you unplug the device it will die completely." - true or false?

"leaving a device plugged in full time will shorten the battery life by 75% or more" - true or false?

False/false

But I'm just guessing here.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Today my first daughter turns 4. She got a guitar, which makes me happy.

This #### is going by way too fast though.

In a BIG way!

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hey Tecumseh, did you get the CD?

 

[heckmanm]

"leaving a cell phone/tablet/computer plugged in all the time kills the battery. when you unplug the device it will die completely." - true or false?

"leaving a device plugged in full time will shorten the battery life by 75% or more" - true or false?

False/false

But I'm just guessing here.

Doesn't "kill" it, but there is a negative effect on Lithium-ion batteries

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HALP

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

 

[Dan Lambskin]

This beach needs more MILFs

 

[Tecumseh]

Hey Tecumseh, did you get the CD?

I did! Haven't listened yet, I was going to pm as soon as I've had a chance. This is a good reminder while I'm out and about today.

 

[bentley]

Facebook friends - look at me

As my dad always said, all you really need to be a community leader is a tailgate bus and a high alcohol tolerance.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

Yes to both. Molson/Labatts. Corona?

 

[Josie Maran]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

I will kill you if you don't have Miller Lite.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

I will kill you if you don't have Miller Lite.

Do you like it in the can?

 

[Josie Maran]

I have had the DVD of Eurotrip for about ten years and have never watched it. Just had 90 minutes to kill between golf and party, so I threw it in there.

I went through that whole friggin' movie without seeing Michelle Trachtenburg's titts?!?!? Are you freakin kidding me!?!?!? RIPOFF!!!

 

[belljr]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

I will kill you if you don't have Miller Lite.

Do you like it in the can?

Here is fine

 

[belljr]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

I will kill you if you don't have Miller Lite.

Do you like it in the can?

Here is fine

 

[Josie Maran]

K, off to a party. Love yous guys!

 

[Tiger Fan]

Guess who gets to miss the entire opening Sunday of NFL season bc he has to be in Halifax first thing the next morning?

:thisguy:

 

[Guster]

Guess who gets to miss the entire opening Sunday of NFL season bc he has to be in Halifax first thing the next morning?

:thisguy:

Travel to Halifax on Saturday so you can watch from there

 

[Tiger Fan]

Guess who gets to miss the entire opening Sunday of NFL season bc he has to be in Halifax first thing the next morning?

:thisguy:

Travel to Halifax on Saturday so you can watch from there

But then I miss college football!

Serious answer, I thought about that, but not sure leaving the wife and kids a day early just to watch football would be cool. She might be down with it though.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Guess who gets to miss the entire opening Sunday of NFL season bc he has to be in Halifax first thing the next morning?

:thisguy:

Travel to Halifax on Saturday so you can watch from there

But then I miss college football!

Serious answer, I thought about that, but not sure leaving the wife and kids a day early just to watch football would be cool. She might be down with it though.

Leave in mid August so you don't miss anything.

 

[Thorn]

So it turns out that the Ukrainian dream has Lyme Disease, which has been causing all her muscle/joint pains. It wasn't the mattress(es) after all.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So it turns out that the Ukrainian dream has Lyme Disease, which has been causing all her muscle/joint pains. It wasn't the mattress(es) after all.

Hope she handles it better than Irene on Real World Seattle.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

Heineken? #### that ####! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

I will kill you if you don't have Miller Lite.

I'd do a special trip to the bar down the street for you.

 

[Thorn]

So it turns out that the Ukrainian dream has Lyme Disease, which has been causing all her muscle/joint pains. It wasn't the mattress(es) after all.

Hope she handles it better than Irene on Real World Seattle.

What happened there? They are putting her on heavy duty antibiotics for a couple weeks.

 

[kevzilla]

Is it impolite to point out the tons of empty seats at these soccer matches?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Is it impolite to point out the tons of empty seats at these soccer matches?

Mostly after halftime or when the heat is unbearable. Looks full to me now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy post Murica day everbody!!!

Chillin up at lake arrowhead watching the young nubiles. Pretty impressive display last night. The fireworks were good too. HeeeyO

Never been there. How does it compare to Big Bear?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So it turns out that the Ukrainian dream has Lyme Disease, which has been causing all her muscle/joint pains. It wasn't the mattress(es) after all.

Hope she handles it better than Irene on Real World Seattle.

What happened there? They are putting her on heavy duty antibiotics for a couple weeks.

Some gay dude tried to cure her by b itch slapping her.

 

[Guster]

So it turns out that the Ukrainian dream has Lyme Disease, which has been causing all her muscle/joint pains. It wasn't the mattress(es) after all.

####, that's no joke. How did they figure that out?

 

[Josie Maran]

In order to prevent catastrophes like my wife giving away my last beer, I need to stock a basic beer for guests other than my beer snobby beer that will be for me and more distinguished visitors.

Not that I am really a beer snob, as I don't know much about them or drink often. I just like to occasionally try different things (mostly stouts and porters). What would be something decent to just have on hand for people in general other than like coors/miller lite type swill?

Heineken? Sam Adams?

I will kill you if you don't have Miller Lite.

I'd do a special trip to the bar down the street for you.

 

[Josie Maran]

Btw, I should have read the fine print on the cookout where it said "family friendly." F###ing kids are everywhere.

I'm hiding out on the side of the house smoking cigarettes so as not to corrupt the little ones.

 

[bentley]

Family friendly is a bunch of bull####. Nobody's kids are going to be scarred around cigarettes and a bit of salty language.

Signed,

Guy who brought his preschoolers to coshole

 

[Thorn]

So it turns out that the Ukrainian dream has Lyme Disease, which has been causing all her muscle/joint pains. It wasn't the mattress(es) after all.

####, that's no joke. How did they figure that out?

Blood tests

 

[Josie Maran]

Family friendly is a bunch of bull####. Nobody's kids are going to be scarred around cigarettes and a bit of salty language.

Signed,

Guy who brought his preschoolers to coshole

PREACH!!!

 

[Josie Maran]

Family friendly is a bunch of bull####. Nobody's kids are going to be scarred around cigarettes and a bit of salty language.

Signed,

Guy who brought his preschoolers to coshole

Seriously though, the invite should've said "Family friendly--but PJ's gonna be there". That way, everyone would know what they're getting into. How hard is that?

 

[Josie Maran]

Also, I hit a 9 year old in the head with a soccer ball from like 30 yards away and made him cry a little bit.

On purpose.

I'm actually really good at soccer, but I generally don't admit it. So let's keep this between us...as far as you know, it was an accident.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

What'd the kid do to get drawn down in the crosshairs of a futbol?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

This kid needs a name. Soon. ####.

 

[JaxBill]

What'd the kid do to get drawn down in the crosshairs of a futbol?

He was heard before he was seen.

 

[Ignoramus]

So it turns out that the Ukrainian dream has Lyme Disease, which has been causing all her muscle/joint pains. It wasn't the mattress(es) after all.

Should have checked her for ticks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, I hit a 9 year old in the head with a soccer ball from like 30 yards away and made him cry a little bit.

LINK

 

[belljr]

My ac is broken yippeee

 

[Abraham]

So it turns out that the Ukrainian dream has Lyme Disease, which has been causing all her muscle/joint pains. It wasn't the mattress(es) after all.

I celebrate all types of citrus.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My ac is broken yippeee

That's a deal breaker here. Might as well burn the house down.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did a ton of school work today. House is empty. Drinking rum&cokes and playing Spotify. Slap it high?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Family friendly is a bunch of bull####. Nobody's kids are going to be scarred around cigarettes and a bit of salty language.

Signed,

Guy who brought his preschoolers to coshole

Gb catholic school system. Kids cabbage ball at 6 on Wednesdays followed by adult cabbage ball. Beer served the entire time

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Shopped?

Aw, shucks.

Pop tArts

 

[krista4]

So it turns out that the Ukrainian dream has Lyme Disease, which has been causing all her muscle/joint pains. It wasn't the mattress(es) after all.

Hope she handles it better than Irene on Real World Seattle.

It's sad that this was the first thing I thought of.