GM's thread about nothing (64 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

Stryker, shorts good for this thing or should I pack jeans?

Supposed to be in 70's and low 80's this weekend. May be a little rain Fri and Sat. YMMV

 

[General Malaise]

Stryker, shorts good for this thing or should I pack jeans?

Slacks, IMO.

 

[Tecumseh]

If one were hypothetically looking to acquire ms office, but had no idea how to use torrents, what would be the best alternative?

Best Buy

We need a dislike button.

 

[General Malaise]

If one were hypothetically looking to acquire ms office, but had no idea how to use torrents, what would be the best alternative?

Best Buy

We need a dislike button.

Going to like this one.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I think the wife canceled the version thingy. So we are back to nameless boy coming the 16th. I think.

I'm in a much better mood than this morning. Sorry for cluttering things up.

 

[Gadzooks]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Pork loin bites wrapped in homemade chorizo and bacon.

My pants are tight.

 

[General Malaise]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

Normally I'd say bad idea. But this is the GMTAN thread and I'm kinda bored.

 

[UniAlias]

I think it's a good idea Zooks.

 

[General Malaise]

Pork loin bites wrapped in homemade chorizo and bacon.

My pants are tight.

Ahhhhh, now I know who this is. Welcome back, DR.

 

[General Malaise]

I think it's a good idea Zooks.

Me too. /Roverfish

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Pork loin bites wrapped in homemade chorizo and bacon.

My pants are tight.

Ahhhhh, now I know who this is. Welcome back, DR.

Doctor Ripple?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

Outstanding idea.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

Does she already have teh warts? If not, do it. If so, pass - no benefit.

 

[The_Man]

I have decided to purchase two tickets to the futures game and celebrity softball game this Sunday and take my son because even though he's only 4 this is something I should take him to and also I can't afford tickets to anything more fun on all-star weekend ($25 for this, HR derby $156, AS Game $300, Fanfest sounds like torture).

I know, I'd rather be at beerhole too, but I got a thing on Saturday.

Uh huh

Seriously, totally buying tickets.

Speaking of totally, my wife sent me a text today where she meant to write totally but whatever she wrote autocorrected to orally. Completely changed both the meaning, and my reaction, to the text.

"I know you don’t like Ramon, our new lawn guy, but he just come by to do some work at the house and left me orally satisfied."

 

[Frostillicus]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

What could go wrong?

 

[Gadzooks]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

Outstanding idea.

Well if DR says it's an outstanding idea then I'm in!!!

 

[Frostillicus]

I've picked up 7 likes from Mario Kart today, many of which are on old posts going back as far as 2006. Am I going to die soon?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

No but I'll probably have sex with my future ex-wife in the next day or so.

 

[General Malaise]

Need to start thinking about what you guys want to eat/drink for tailgating. As of now I have some homemade Polish sausage and kraut to grill. Would anyone prefer something else? I'll get some other tailgatey type food like potato salad. Suggestions welcome.

Beer? I'll get a few 12ers of some local brew. Any favorites or types people will want? I think Tre and Guster are bringing their own bourbon but I can pick up other booze if that's your thing.

Let me know what you want for food/booze and I'll get a list going. Would like to have said list ready by the 4th so I can shop that week.

Miller Lite

High Life

Bud Select (eeew, but it's for SLB and Pepper)

Various New Glarus

Various other beers

(you guys are on bourbon/whisky)

One 16oz bottle of water to share

TF Bags of ice

Homemade Polish Sausage and kraut

Pork loin bites wrapped in homemade chorizo and bacon

One chicken breast (SLB does pepper want marinade or BBQ sauce or what?)

Potato and macaroni salads

Doritos/chips/pretzels

Big dice

Big Jenga

Cornhole

Going shopping tomorrow. Any other requests/requirements?

Alright, I gotta peel off some Amaya stock and get out to this thing.

Too much money.

I'm sending her instead.

 

[Henry Ford]

If one were hypothetically looking to acquire ms office, but had no idea how to use torrents, what would be the best alternative?

Open Office

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I've picked up 7 likes from Mario Kart today, many of which are on old posts going back as far as 2006. Am I going to die soon?

No death. There will be much head-rubbing though.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've picked up 7 likes from Mario Kart today, many of which are on old posts going back as far as 2006. Am I going to die soon?

No death. There will be much head-rubbing though.

Well this is bad news.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I've picked up 7 likes from Mario Kart today, many of which are on old posts going back as far as 2006. Am I going to die soon?

No death. There will be much head-rubbing though.

Well this is bad news.

Sorry about your luck.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

No but I'll probably have sex with my future ex-wife in the next day or so.

Me too. CHOO!! CHOO!!

 

[Frostillicus]

I think he's off his meds or something. He's got 5 posts in the wagering thread today when he's never posted in there in the 3 years or whatever that thread's been going.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

No but I'll probably have sex with my future ex-wife in the next day or so.

Me too. CHOO!! CHOO!!

Totally unrelated

 

[General Malaise]

Anyone here ever have sex with their ex-wife years after divorce? Good idea? Bad idea?

No but I'll probably have sex with my future ex-wife in the next day or so.

Me too. CHOO!! CHOO!!

Totally unrelated

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[DA RAIDERS]

That chick sure had nice skim GM.

 

[General Malaise]

That chick sure had nice skim GM.

I'll smay.

 

[General Malaise]

That chick sure had nice skim GM.

Oh, and I put her and a bunch of her buddies on a anoth:e:r board today. Not sure if they show up to others with the new format or not. Also, some of them may or may not be missing some articles of clothing, which I know is looked down upon, but fluck it, that site has been awful lately.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I never go there. Pm a direct linky?

 

[bentley]

House sold to the lowest bidder. Lighter on the pocketbook but warmer for the soul. Negotiated a huge new TV and other "favors" from Angrywife for agreeing to the deal.

 

[Henry Ford]

House sold to the lowest bidder. Lighter on the pocketbook but warmer for the soul. Negotiated a huge new TV and other "favors" from Angrywife for agreeing to the deal.

Oof.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

House sold to the lowest bidder. Lighter on the pocketbook but warmer for the soul. Negotiated a huge new TV and other "favors" from Angrywife for agreeing to the deal.

congrats

 

[bentley]

House sold to the lowest bidder. Lighter on the pocketbook but warmer for the soul. Negotiated a huge new TV and other "favors" from Angrywife for agreeing to the deal.

Oof.

Eh. It's only money. Not all that worried about it.

Plus our realtor has a long history with their realtor do he feels very good about the deal closing with the existing terms.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

House sold to the lowest bidder. Lighter on the pocketbook but warmer for the soul. Negotiated a huge new TV and other "favors" from Angrywife for agreeing to the deal.

Oof.

House sold to the lowest bidder. Lighter on the pocketbook but warmer for the soul. Negotiated a huge new TV and other "favors" from Angrywife for agreeing to the deal.

congrats

These.

 

[McGarnicle]

Lately I've been getting panic attacks in the mornings if I have to speak on conference calls. It's the weirdest thing. So this morning I took one of my dog's Xanax that we give her for long trips. Just 1MG but man am I loopy right now. I don't think I can drive.

"Just 1 mg."

That's about double the initial dose for a panic disorder.

Thanks for the tip. Half a pill is doing the job nicely. This stuff is AWESOME. Couple bonghits this afternoon and I'll be in a great mood when the wife gets home from work.

Imagine if you got a prescription all your own, for .25mg a couple times a day.

Finally got up the gumption to talk to my doc about this, and I did get my own script. Huge relief just to have it on hand for when the need arises.

 

[Henry Ford]

Lately I've been getting panic attacks in the mornings if I have to speak on conference calls. It's the weirdest thing. So this morning I took one of my dog's Xanax that we give her for long trips. Just 1MG but man am I loopy right now. I don't think I can drive.

"Just 1 mg."

That's about double the initial dose for a panic disorder.

Thanks for the tip. Half a pill is doing the job nicely. This stuff is AWESOME. Couple bonghits this afternoon and I'll be in a great mood when the wife gets home from work.

Imagine if you got a prescription all your own, for .25mg a couple times a day.

Finally got up the gumption to talk to my doc about this, and I did get my own script. Huge relief just to have it on hand for when the need arises.

Life changer. Anxiety about not having your anxiety medication sucks.

 

[McGarnicle]

Lately I've been getting panic attacks in the mornings if I have to speak on conference calls. It's the weirdest thing. So this morning I took one of my dog's Xanax that we give her for long trips. Just 1MG but man am I loopy right now. I don't think I can drive.

"Just 1 mg."

That's about double the initial dose for a panic disorder.

Thanks for the tip. Half a pill is doing the job nicely. This stuff is AWESOME. Couple bonghits this afternoon and I'll be in a great mood when the wife gets home from work.

Imagine if you got a prescription all your own, for .25mg a couple times a day.

Finally got up the gumption to talk to my doc about this, and I did get my own script. Huge relief just to have it on hand for when the need arises.

Life changer. Anxiety about not having your anxiety medication sucks.

It's like you're right here with me. Yes, it did suck. Poor dog had to endure a horrible car trip because I was hoarding her pills.

 

[Henry Ford]

It's like you're right here with me. Yes, it did suck. Poor dog had to endure a horrible car trip because I was hoarding her pills.

Been there, man. Especially with what you and your family are going through right now, glad you talked to someone.

 

[McGarnicle]

It's like you're right here with me. Yes, it did suck. Poor dog had to endure a horrible car trip because I was hoarding her pills.

Been there, man. Especially with what you and your family are going through right now, glad you talked to someone.

Thanks GB.

 

[Henry Ford]

It's like you're right here with me. Yes, it did suck. Poor dog had to endure a horrible car trip because I was hoarding her pills.

Been there, man. Especially with what you and your family are going through right now, glad you talked to someone.

Thanks GB.

No problem. And if you ever need to check with someone as to whether you're losing your mind, PM me. Sadly, it usually takes me awhile to get back to anyone because of the way my work day goes, but I'll get back to you ASAP and give you a story of me being much, much crazier with my anxiety.

I hear it makes people feel better.

 

[McGarnicle]

It's like you're right here with me. Yes, it did suck. Poor dog had to endure a horrible car trip because I was hoarding her pills.

Been there, man. Especially with what you and your family are going through right now, glad you talked to someone.

Thanks GB.

No problem. And if you ever need to check with someone as to whether you're losing your mind, PM me. Sadly, it usually takes me awhile to get back to anyone because of the way my work day goes, but I'll get back to you ASAP and give you a story of me being much, much crazier with my anxiety.I hear it makes people feel better.

I think I lost my mind a long time ago, but I just may take you up on that. Thanks again.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Eat your pet's medicine. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Worst case you get a giant hankering for peanut butter and want to sniff a couple of butts?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Life changer. Anxiety about not having your anxiety medication sucks.

Thanks for reminding me I need to go buy beer.

 

[McGarnicle]

Worst case you get a giant hankering for peanut butter and want to sniff a couple of butts?

I was wondering why I was doing that.

 

[Abraham]

If one were hypothetically looking to acquire ms office, but had no idea how to use torrents, what would be the best alternative?

I had a bunch of clean copies of office pro ($350) about six weeks ago. Could have given you one for $60 or so. Too bad, so sad.