GM's thread about nothing (64 Viewers)

[bentley]

I'm sitting at Chik-fil-A with about 40 insane people dressed as cows. My wife is one of them. FML.

Explain.

Apparently if you dress up like a cow today, you get a free sandwich or nuggets at CFA. I told my wife I'd rather pay $20 a sandwich than dress up like a ccow to save $3.

I wonder what would happen if you dressed up as a gay cow?

92% of cows are gay. That's why most herds have only one bull. Mostly it's all bovine scissoring. I grew up on a farm so you know this is actually true.

 

[bentley]

House sold to the lowest bidder. Lighter on the pocketbook but warmer for the soul. Negotiated a huge new TV and other "favors" from Angrywife for agreeing to the deal.

I would have done what you did too. There's more to life than money. IMHO.

Thanks buddy. I feel great about it today. No regrets. Inspection was this morning. Set to close in 4 weeks.

 

[General Malaise]

I agree with Tanner.

He is sort of a ####-up.

yes

Multnomah Falls! GM>

I'm pretty drunk.

Heading to the Gorge end of next week!

Awesome! If you can, check out Hood River. Love that little town.

 

[General Malaise]

Today was my 10th wedding anniversary. Unfortunately my sister in law and mother weren't on their best behavior at my daughters birthday last weekend and my wife has been upset since. Came home early from work to find my wife in tears and her bags packed yet again to "leave". Fml.

Sorry GB. Been there. Worst time of my life.

 

[General Malaise]

What noboody else took tomarrow off?

I always wondered....what is this from?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What noboody else took tomarrow off?

I always wondered....what is this from?

An FFA thread title that gets bumped often.

 

[mr roboto]

Bovine scissoring. Band name.

 

[General Malaise]

I agree with Tanner.

He is sort of a ####-up.

yes

Multnomah Falls! GM>

I'm pretty drunk.

Heading to the Gorge end of next week!

Awesome! If you can, check out Hood River. Love that little town.

Cathedral Ridge = really neat winery and there are many more.

One of my favorite little spots is a place called Naked Winery.

But, you are probably hiking the entire Gorge, so perhaps no time for boozie goodness.

 

[General Malaise]

What noboody else took tomarrow off?

I always wondered....what is this from?

An FFA thread title that gets bumped often.

Right, but did it originate from something else? Imus or some such?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Anyone in Chicago can meet Bob at Union Station for the next couple hours. We'll be at the bar.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What noboody else took tomarrow off?

I always wondered....what is this from?

An FFA thread title that gets bumped often.

Right, but did it originate from something else? Imus or some such?

NoJust a bad spelling that caught on.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Trains starting to suck.

 

[cosjobs]

Trains starting to suck.

Chicago needs mussolini

 

[Osaurus]

Trains starting to suck.

Don't find the double decker commuter special charming? They still have them right?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

What are the mean names and insults you guys can come up with for George and Max?

I got Georgie porridgie (especially if chubby). Maxi Pad. What else?

 

[McGarnicle]

Bovine scissoring. Band name.

Big Flappy Labia

 

[YSR]

Not going to beerhole has me close to tears.

If I promise not to get pregnant anymore, can we schedule another fun cornhole?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not going to beerhole has me close to tears.

If I promise not to get pregnant anymore, can we schedule another fun cornhole?

Sorry, no

 

[Osaurus]

Not going to beerhole has me close to tears.

If I promise not to get pregnant anymore, can we schedule another fun cornhole?

Sounds like a distant tentative plan

 

[kevzilla]

Not going to beerhole has me close to tears.

If I promise not to get pregnant anymore, can we schedule another fun cornhole?

Vegashole 2015. Just throwing that out there.

 

[krista4]

I agree with Tanner.

He is sort of a ####-up.

yes

Multnomah Falls! GM>

I'm pretty drunk.

Heading to the Gorge end of next week!

Awesome! If you can, check out Hood River. Love that little town.

Cathedral Ridge = really neat winery and there are many more.

One of my favorite little spots is a place called Naked Winery.

But, you are probably hiking the entire Gorge, so perhaps no time for boozie goodness.

I put Cathedral Ridge on the agenda. I see they have a spot in Dundee, too, which is where we're staying, so that would be convenient. Will try to visit Naked as well.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I shouldn't laugh at stuff like this

 

[Annyong]

George will gorge on penis

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There are so many of these now

 

[Gadzooks]

Part my walk with the boys in the morning is up to around their school. There isn't a reason for this other than with all of the construction with the new highway, there isn't a lot of places to walk where I feel safe having them that close to the street. At the end of last year we got gift cards for all of their teachers and principal. Pretty standard for most if not all of you I'm guessing. It occurred to me when we were down at the lake that I forgot some really important people, the custodians. So I e-mailed the principal and told him I would like to buy them lunch, whatever they liked. Thankfully they made it easy on me and settled with Pizza Hut. I made sure there was enough where they would each have plenty to bring home as well. I'm not posting this as LOOK AT ME!!! as much as a PSA that you might want to remember the ones behind the scene that you never see at parent teacher conferences but are important. As somebody that worked in a dirty warehouse for many years, I remember well what it felt like to feel like a forgotten one.

Today when we were up there, a couple of the custodians were driving to the store I guess and spotted us. They pulled the car over and said hello to the boys, each by name, and my boys knew their name too. Then they both sincerely thanked me for lunch.

One of the best things to happen to me in awhile. I'm probably going to be really drunk the next 3-4 days so Beerhole® is coming JIT.

Love you, GB. Your heart is bigger than most. Maybe all.

Just like his schlong.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bob told Stryker to pick us up at the airport.

But we are not at the airport.

#beerhole problems.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bob told Stryker to pick us up at the airport.

But we are not at the airport.

#beerhole problems.

WTG, Bob.

 

[Annyong]

HARD DELETE BEERHOLE

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

WE ARE IN MILWAUKEE!

I heard Thorn is drunk

 

[Osaurus]

You guys can hang out at the Post Office next door. Some good times there.

ETA: Water St. is an open sewer IMO

 

[mr. furley]

You guys can hang out at the Post Office next door. Some good times there.

ETA: Water St. is an open sewer IMO

get a mullet at Leff's

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WE ARE IN MILWAUKEE!

I heard Thorn is drunk

wtf

 

[proninja]

Beerhole sounds fun

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

WE ARE IN MILWAUKEE!I heard Thorn is drunk

wtf

Weird huh?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WE ARE IN MILWAUKEE!I heard Thorn is drunk

wtf

Weird huh?

You guys need to slow down with all the updates/details/pics etc.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Update: Thorn may be dead.

 

[guru_007]

:(

 

[shuke]

Not going to beerhole has me close to tears.

If I promise not to get pregnant anymore, can we schedule another fun cornhole?

Chicago, next Thursday.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Update: Thorn may be dead.

Keep 'em coming.

 

[Annyong]

Captivating

 

[Annyong]

I expected to be entertained since both my kids are sick and jerky

 

[mr. furley]

Update: Thorn may be dead.

dead, dead?

 

[mr roboto]

I expected to be entertained since both my kids are sick and jerky

Pick me up and let's join em.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thorn brings shame to Irishmen everywhere.

 

[Frostillicus]

I can't believe How to Train your Dragon 2 is 93% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. I've watched a lot of kid movies, and I actually like a lot of kid movies, but that was one of the most boring things I've ever had to sit through. And I used to have to go to Catholic church.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I can't believe How to Train your Dragon 2 is 93% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. I've watched a lot of kid movies, and I actually like a lot of kid movies, but that was one of the most boring things I've ever had to sit through. And I used to have to go to Catholic church.

Is it possible to understand if you haven't seen the first one?

 

[Frostillicus]

I can't believe How to Train your Dragon 2 is 93% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. I've watched a lot of kid movies, and I actually like a lot of kid movies, but that was one of the most boring things I've ever had to sit through. And I used to have to go to Catholic church.

Is it possible to understand if you haven't seen the first one?

No. It's really complex.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I can't believe How to Train your Dragon 2 is 93% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. I've watched a lot of kid movies, and I actually like a lot of kid movies, but that was one of the most boring things I've ever had to sit through. And I used to have to go to Catholic church.

Is it possible to understand if you haven't seen the first one?

No. It's really complex.

But would you say that you know how to train a dragon after watching these films?

 

[Frostillicus]

I can't believe How to Train your Dragon 2 is 93% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. I've watched a lot of kid movies, and I actually like a lot of kid movies, but that was one of the most boring things I've ever had to sit through. And I used to have to go to Catholic church.

Is it possible to understand if you haven't seen the first one?

No. It's really complex.

But would you say that you know how to train a dragon after watching these films?

Kind of. They really only give you the basics and kind of gloss over a lot of it in a montage, and there's really no training of dragons at all in the second film. Really lacking as a documentary.

 

[Annyong]

Is it better than the Lego movie? The only good part in that one is when Batman keeps throwing things at the button to get through the laser gate thing.