GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner.

wtf?

I know your stance on gifts, GB. I wouldn't have spent so much but an unexpected check showed up in the mail today so I figured wtf. Plus every year we remain married means we haven't killed each other and that deserves to be celebrated IMO.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Mr. krista bought some live crab and live prawns at the dock to fix for dinner. If I don't leave the room while he's cooking them, will I hear them scream?

They don't actually scream. It's air escaping the shells.And yes.

FACT

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner.

wtf?

I know your stance on gifts, GB. I wouldn't have spent so much but an unexpected check showed up in the mail today so I figured wtf. Plus every year we remain married means we haven't killed each other and that deserves to be celebrated IMO.

I have a stance on gifts? When did this happen?

 

[FDAS]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Smart move. In 30 years you can just paint it gold and wa la.

:finger: Thanks to the Beerhole guys for not bringing this up. Pretty sure she was wearing those earrings the entire time. SEE??!!! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner.

wtf?

I know your stance on gifts, GB. I wouldn't have spent so much but an unexpected check showed up in the mail today so I figured wtf. Plus every year we remain married means we haven't killed each other and that deserves to be celebrated IMO.

I have a stance on gifts? When did this happen?

Spouse gifts, yes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

:( Oof, sorry Henry.

 

[Henry Ford]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner.

wtf?

I know your stance on gifts, GB. I wouldn't have spent so much but an unexpected check showed up in the mail today so I figured wtf. Plus every year we remain married means we haven't killed each other and that deserves to be celebrated IMO.

I have a stance on gifts? When did this happen?

Spouse gifts, yes.

I might be thinking of another guy with an awesome cat shirt though.

 

[Mr.Pack]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Sorry GB :(

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's our 19th (bronze) wedding anniversary next week. Save it Tanner.

wtf?

I know your stance on gifts, GB. I wouldn't have spent so much but an unexpected check showed up in the mail today so I figured wtf. Plus every year we remain married means we haven't killed each other and that deserves to be celebrated IMO.

I have a stance on gifts? When did this happen?

Spouse gifts, yes.

No clue. Diamonds suck but nothing about gifts in general.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry GB, thought you said at one time you two didn't exchange gifts.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sorry GB, thought you said at one time you two didn't exchange gifts.

Well we don't exchange expensive gifts so that makes sense.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

Awesome vet.

 

[shuke]

I just won $14 on scratch-off tickets online. Suck it DA RAIDERS.

 

[shuke]

Hit the olive bar up today but they didn't have any blacks. Typical for this area I guess.

No fights?

 

[Henry Ford]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Oof, sorry Henry.

Thanks. At least she got a few years with us. Old family tried to put her down because they were moving. Vet took their money and gave them ashes from his grill and found a shelter.

Awesome vet.

Agreed. We kept going to him because we knew he'd save her no matter what. Having him tell us it was over... at least we knew there was nothing to do.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Sorry GB, thought you said at one time you two didn't exchange gifts.

That's NOT what she said.

 

[krista4]

Sorry for your loss, HF.

 

[Henry Ford]

Sorry for your loss, HF.

Put her to rest in the backyard. Hopefully she'll haunt my ###hole neighbor.

 

[shuke]

Some people asked for updates when Ham found out what happened to his son, so they wouldn't have to venture into the thread. Here you go:

Spoiler

So I just heard from the Medical Examiner, and this is what she said. We have to request a full Autopsy Report, but here's the gist.

Anyone have any knowledge - or questions that we should ask or research, by all means.

His heart was inflamed, consistent with Myocaridtis (as we suspected).

He had inflammation in his right lung and esophagus too. And he had Influenza A - the flu.

I quizzed her about what happened, and why and she essentially told me that it's random and rare in her experience (she's seen in 3 times in 5 years with kids, no apparent rhyme or reason) - but he had the flu, it spread to his lung and upper respitory system and somehow into his heart.

By the time he showed serious symptoms, his heart was infected.

He died of a heart attack or arrthymia caused by the heart's reaction to the virus.

Doctor said that also in her experience, some people are prone and less likely to beat it. She saw drug addicts have it severely and fully recover, while she's seen otherwise healthy kids like Connor die of it.

Our 4 year old had vomiting and diarrhea and shook it just as Connor got sick, so it could be the same virus that one had with mild symptoms for 48 hours and the other died from.

Anyone has knowledge or can think of follow-up to ask, please do.

Spoiler

So that's just, you know, pretty terrifying.

So horrible.

 

[shuke]

#### cancer. Five years wasn't long enough with my dog.

Sorry, man.

 

[Tecumseh]

Sorry, Henry. That blows. :(

 

[heckmanm]

Sorry to hear, HF.

 

[Henry Ford]

Thanks. Went more peacefully than any animal I've ever seen. Gave her a huge amount of morphine before the car ride of doom.

 

[bentley]

Thanks. Went more peacefully than any animal I've ever seen. Gave her a huge amount of morphine before the car ride of doom.

HF - Sorry man. Good luck with your neighbor tormenting.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Thanks. Went more peacefully than any animal I've ever seen. Gave her a huge amount of morphine before the car ride of doom.

Sorry man. Was the whole family there?

 

[bentley]

Any thoughts on Homeland? I'm 27 minutes into Episode 1. Seems interesting. It helps that I could jerk off to watching Morena Baccarin read the phone book.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Any thoughts on Homeland? I'm 27 minutes into Episode 1. Seems interesting. It helps that I could jerk off to Morena Baccarin reading the phone book.

Season 1 is pretty great but Claire Danes character can get annoying.

 

[joffer]

Any thoughts on Homeland? I'm 27 minutes into Episode 1. Seems interesting. It helps that I could jerk off to watching Morena Baccarin read the phone book.

Season 1 is really good

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Any thoughts on Homeland? I'm 27 minutes into Episode 1. Seems interesting. It helps that I could jerk off to watching Morena Baccarin read the phone book.

First season is excellent.

Wheels come off in S2 though.

 

[Henry Ford]

Thanks. Went more peacefully than any animal I've ever seen. Gave her a huge amount of morphine before the car ride of doom.

Sorry man. Was the whole family there?

Just me. Rest or the family is bad at death.

 

[Frostillicus]

Ms. Malaise is about as nice a person as I've ever met for 7 minutes.

 

[Frostillicus]

TPW Ford

 

[-fish-]

Ms. Malaise is about as nice a person as I've ever met for 7 minutes.

You had sex with her...twice?

 

[Frostillicus]

Ms. Malaise is about as nice a person as I've ever met for 7 minutes.

You had sex with her...twice?

We never left the lobby. So yes.

 

[bentley]

The appraisal came in too low on our new house today, which caused Angrywife to go into full meltdown. Interestingly, she had a long talk with PR chick about the whole thing this afternoon since I was an insensitive jerk about her feelings.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

That was a really good game of scrabble GM!

 

[Binky The Doormat]

The appraisal came in too low on our new house today, which caused Angrywife to go into full meltdown. Interestingly, she had a long talk with PR chick about the whole thing this afternoon since I was an insensitive jerk about her feelings.

Step 1 achieved.

 

[Henry Ford]

TPW Ford

Thanks, but it's been coming awhile and I'm a cold hearted ###hole. At least according to my wife tonight.

 

[strykerpks]

BOC Frosty is my favorite Frosty! Thanks GB! The vibrator was a nice touch. Oh and the "Son of God" DVD. That should get some real play in my house, because I'm all Jesus-y and all that.

Thanks again GB

Today is my parents' 58th anniversary.

That's a long ####ing time.

My parent's just rocked their 47th at the end of May. Every night at 5pm my mom brings my dad a brandy manhattan. Apparently that's the secret

ETA and the understanding that whomever files for divorce gets the kids.

Smart move. In 30 years you can just paint it gold and wa la.

:finger: Thanks to the Beerhole guys for not bringing this up. Pretty sure she was wearing those earrings the entire time. SEE??!!! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

I asked her where she got them. She said she wasn't sure. OH SNAP!!

 

[General Malaise]

Frosty even bought my wife a glass of wine between his two sexual encounters in the Hotel Millenium Falcon Hotel in downtown Duluth.

 

[General Malaise]

That was a really good game of scrabble GM!

We should invite YRS to join us in a game since:

4) Gadzooks never plays us anymore

-4) She can beat up on both of us while she's gripping it and sipping it. Or something.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Do it!

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks. Went more peacefully than any animal I've ever seen. Gave her a huge amount of morphine before the car ride of doom.

Sorry man. That story about your vet was so heartwarming. I got a combined 5 years with my Akita/Collie Kona and my Chocolate Lab/Newfie mix Miss Cleo. Cancer can go suck on muffler coming out of a dragon's asssssssssssss.

Go rescue another one. I'll do it if you do.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Thanks. Went more peacefully than any animal I've ever seen. Gave her a huge amount of morphine before the car ride of doom.

Damn. Sorry, HF

 

[Guster]

Ms. Malaise is about as nice a person as I've ever met for 7 minutes.

She had a better coordinated exit strategy than some of the first dates I've been on

 

[Henry Ford]

Frosty even bought my wife a glass of wine between his two sexual encounters in the Hotel Millenium Falcon Hotel in downtown Duluth.

That explains the extra three minutes.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Frosty even bought my wife a glass of wine between his two sexual encounters in the Hotel Millenium Falcon Hotel in downtown Duluth.

That explains the extra three minutes.

I figured it was getting out of his snow suit.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Thanks to Frosty for the box of crap!! Kayden Kross is hot, and I love The Americans (suck it Tanner).

Put me on the sausage list.

That sausage is outstanding.

Also, just googled Kayden Kross. She is comely.

How do we feel about the word "fetching"?

Depends.

"She looks fetching in that dress." Not so much.

"Woman, you best be fetching me a beer and a sammich." Yes